Chapter 22: Two Options
Is Wang Xu a master? The answer is obviously no, but Wang Yan is a real master.
Experience is such a thing, sometimes it is so terrifying, Wang Xu is losing under the opponent's offensive, although he is very fast, and his strength and ability to resist attacks have also increased, but he just can't beat Wang Yan.
"This old guy is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle...... It's not good to play like this......" Wang Xu complained in his heart, but there was nothing he could do.
Wang Yan also gradually discovered that Wang Xu was passable in addition to speed, and all other aspects were very average, so the more he fought, the more courageous he became, and the two judges' pens made Wang Xu scream.
"Uncle, don't force me! Everyone is surnamed Wang, this so-called family was one five hundred years ago, if you don't admit defeat, I'm going to make a trick! Wang Xu still tried to scare the other party.
But he was only responded to by a barrage of attacks.
"Damn! You forced me! Lao Tzu has just practiced this trick recently, so he will take you under the knife! ”
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On the other side, the cat master covered his face with a slap and shook his head bitterly, "What's the situation...... Am I ......?"
He was also lost......
As for how he got lost, he himself can't say clearly, if I want to summarize it, it is: half an hour ago, he and Wang Xu were talking nonsense while walking, who knew that in a blink of an eye, he entered the forest, and all the figures around him were gone, and then he turned around, turned around, turned around......
Is the cat master a master? The answer is obviously yes, but the master can also get lost......
So after he confirmed that he was lost, he began to think of a way.
Bomb the mountain? He didn't have explosives, set fire? may burn yourself in...... Shouting for help? This method is estimated to be used only by Wang Xu......
At a loss, the cat began to carve marks on the tree, and the result of this was that he found himself spinning in circles.
Ladies and gentlemen, you may think that you can guess what is going to happen next, so good, you guessed right......
The cat master opened his throat and shouted: "Uncle Ben is the heir of the two hundred and fifty generations of Dunjia Tianshu!" Now it's time to smash the field! The miscellaneous pieces of the Ning family, come out quickly to worship! ”
He shouted this several times, and it turned out that someone really came out to talk to him.
"Hehehe...... This must be the cat master of S City, right? Looking up for a long time......, looking up for a long time, "A fat old man with kind eyebrows and kind eyes came from the forest.
Master Mao glanced at him up and down, and then said, "Are you the cook of the Ning family?" ”
The fat man laughed so hard that his eyes were almost gone: "How can you see it?" ”
"Big head and thick neck, not a big guy."
"Hehe, this is a funny offspring." The old fat man not only didn't get angry when he heard this, but also walked over very kindly and patted the cat master on the shoulder.
Who knew that the cat master shook off his hand and took a few steps back: "I used my hands and feet when we met for the first time...... Are you an old glass ......?"
The fat old man was still not angry, and still smiled and said, "How about we make a bet?" ”
"I'm not going to bet on your sexual orientation......" The cat squinted at him and took a few steps back.
The fat old man really convinced him: "Let's stop this joke...... Since you're here to smash the field, you should be sure to win a gamble with me, right? ”
The cat took out a cigarette and shook the lighter: "So, what are you betting on?" ”
"It's very simple, if I win, you will leave the Ning family quickly, don't bother again, so as not to continue to make the head of the family angry. If you win, I will personally lead you to the main house. ”
"What's the gambling method?"
"There is a small river to the west from here, you and I stand on both banks, we must not cross the line, whoever can beat the other party first until they admit defeat will win."
The cat master lit the cigarette, frowned and took a puff: "Hey...... I'm old, and I still lack ...... heart."
The fat old man said, "Young man, why did you suddenly hurt people?" ”
The cat took a puff of cigarette in a look of extreme contempt (don't ask me how to do this...... "Yin Xiao Qianli - Zhou Zhi, the head of the four masters of qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, faded out of the ghost hunting world more than ten years ago, according to my observation in the previous three minutes, now he should hide in Ning's house to do some miscellaneous work." ”
Zhou Zhi laughed again: "I didn't expect that a descendant of your age would be able to recognize the old man." ”
"I don't know you, I know your ability to break very well, don't you shoot sound waves from a long distance? Still standing on both sides of the strait? Can't cross the line yet? Who to fool? It's an insult to your own intelligence. ”
Zhou Zhi was really embarrassed by him, but it was only a little bit, judging from his performance in trying to fool the cat master just now, his cheeks were definitely quite thick......
"Hehehe...... So what do you say is the best thing to do? ”
The cat master spat out a puff of cigarette: "If you want me to say, then it's simpler, I'll give you two choices now, first, take me to Ning Tiande obediently, and then you quickly disappear in front of me." ”
Zhou Zhi smiled: "What about the second? ”
The cat master summed up the second option in just a few words: "The second is ...... I'm forcing you to complete the first ......"
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Wei Chi came to the driveway in front of the main house, and he politely thanked the old man who led the way, but the other party only answered, and then fled.
Shui Yingyao had been standing there and waiting for more than ten minutes, and finally saw the arrival of his companion.
"You're the only one?"
Wei Chi nodded: "Yes, I seem to have been separated from everyone." ”
"I sent you just now, but black and white impermanence - Wu Mo?"
"That's right."
Shui Yingyao didn't continue to ask, because he knew that Wei Chi must have won the other party before coming here, and she herself took a little time to clean up the swaying cloud-Zheng Bi, but Shui Yingyao, as the king of the Ten Palaces of Yama, didn't know anything about the Qimen formation, so she came out by herself.
"Wait for them for another ten minutes, and if they don't come, we'll go in by ourselves." Shui Yingyao said in a slightly disgusted tone.
Although Wei Chi is an honest man, he is not a fool, and he will never take this word.
As soon as I heard her tone, I knew that I was worried about the safety of the cat master, but it was not easy to say it clearly.
The little gossip between her and the cat master, even Wei Chi, a good young man who "doesn't listen to things outside the window with both ears and only burns the five elements of the talisman", has already heard of it, if Wang Xu knows, it is estimated that he can laugh so much that everyone will lie down.
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But at this moment, it was not Wang Xu who was lying down, but Wang Yan.
"What are you ......" Wang Yan lay on the ground, his eyes were in disbelief.
"So I said, don't force me...... I'm not doing this with all my strength, so don't play dead, get up and lead the way. Wang Xu said proudly, in fact, he was exhausted after using the trick just now, and it was estimated that it would take a while to recover his combat strength, but on the surface, he still had to hold on to it.
Wang Yan stood up and sighed: "Hey...... Old...... It's the time of your young people...... Come with me. ”