As the saying goes: the heart of defense is indispensable, and the heart of harm is indispensable. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

For people I don't know, I'm always on guard, the old Taoist priest sleeps with my father, and I sleep with the pony.

Before going to bed, I used to read a book first, and Pony asked, "You don't have a girlfriend yet, do you?" What are you looking for? ”

I said casually: "As good as me, how far have you progressed with Zhang Manxia?" ”

Little Pony became frustrated and replied, "We have lived together, but she has never been able to conceive, so I quietly went to the hospital to check my body, and the doctor said that I was infertile, which must be a warning to me from the ghost of the tomb owner!" ”

I'm still skeptical about the existence of the ghost of the owner of this ancient tomb, but are there really ghosts in the world? And where are the ghosts of those corpses that I dissected at school?

Because of my vigilance against the ponies, I didn't dare to sleep very hard, but I still had a strange dream, I dreamed that the ground was covered with snow, and I accidentally broke my foot, and I was busy massaging my ankle vigorously. At this time, Professor Zheng, who was covered with snowflakes on his body, suddenly appeared and said to me: "Use a needle to pierce the three miles and have sex with the three yin, and there are also Chengshan points to relieve pain, and also relax the muscles and activate the nerves, but you must bring acupuncture equipment." ”

However, I searched all over my body, and when I didn't see the acupuncture bag I bought, Professor Zheng stretched out his strong hands and twisted my ankles so hard that I screamed in severe pain.

When I opened my eyes, I noticed that the pony was staring at me with strange eyes, asking, "Are you having a nightmare?" ”

I shook my head and looked out the window, and when it was already dawn, I got dressed and got up.

My sister made breakfast and beckoned everyone to eat together, and my father asked us to prepare and go to Huimeng Town.

"I came by car, so I don't have to worry about transportation," Pony said. ”

However, his broken van was already covered with a thick layer of snow, so his father told him: "Drive slowly, the road is a little slippery!" ”

Because it had just snowed, the sky was gray, and the ground was white.

The old Taoist priest said to himself: "The heavy snow buries the heroic souls, and the miserable people are not dead." ”

The father asked curiously: "Brother still knows feng shui?" Wait a minute, how about the feng shui of my old Taishan's tomb? ”

After hearing this, the old guy opened the conversation box and explained like a surging river: Although Piling is the best funeral place in the world, not all places there are suitable for burying people.

I was disgusted with him, so I took out the acupuncture bag and checked it, and Professor Zheng reminded me of the strange dream last night.

The van braked suddenly, and I didn't sit still, and my finger was pricked by a three-edged needle, and a drop of bright red blood gushed out when I boarded.

Pony explains, "I just think I crushed something?" ”

My father and the old Taoist priest hurriedly opened the car door and went down to check, and my sister took out the toilet paper and wanted to wipe the wound for me, but I refused.

"I have an alcohol swab, use this disinfection to stop bleeding, fast and safe!"

My sister said, "But it hurts too! ”

When I got out of the car, I found that the van had just crashed into a bunch of snowmen, and I don't know who was making a mischief in the middle of the road to build a row of snowmen, and the remaining snowmen were still wearing straw hats.

"As long as you don't hit anyone!" The father sighed that everyone was back in the car, and the pony continued to drive.

At noon, we arrived at my uncle's house in Huimeng Town, which had been converted into a mourning hall, where a group of relatives dressed in linen and filial piety sat around the hall, and my grandmother lay quietly in a dark coffin.

My grandmother really died, what should I do? How do you get the promise of the pony and the old Taoist priest done?

After confirming that it was my grandmother lying in the coffin, the pony also sat down on the ground at once, and was picked up by the steward as a relative of the deceased, and I hurriedly looked at the old Taoist priest and asked for his opinion?

The old fox did not change his face, took off his black leather coat, revealed a gray robe, raised the dust with his left hand, shook the soul bell with his right hand, and read in his mouth: "Dust to dust, earth to earth, the dead please rest in peace!" ”

The steward gave us sackcloth filial piety clothes, and the pony was embarrassed to put them on.

My three uncles and aunts have all arrived, my cousin and cousin have also arrived, these relatives have not seen each other for a long time, and they are all a little strange.

My aunt beckoned us to hurry up and eat, and a bowl of hot noodle soup was put down, and our bodies were much warmer.

The old Taoist priest pretended to be overdone for his grandmother in the mourning hall, and then asked the steward about his grandmother's situation.

Uncle took people to the cemetery to check, the old Taoist priest also followed, I didn't want to go, but was pulled by the pony, and Zhenmin and the champion went together, and the old mason was also there, seeing that I brought the Taoist priest, I was a little unhappy.

Because of the snow, we couldn't go up the mountain, so we had to hike.

When we were tired and out of breath, we saw a Taoist priest walking elegantly on the white hillside, and the old mason's face became even more ugly.

The Taoist Master also stopped and asked me, "You also have Taoist priests here?" ”

I said I didn't know, and my uncle explained: "It's just a crazy Taoist, we don't believe in Taoist priests very much here!" But don't get me wrong, we still believe in you very much! ”

Everyone continued to climb up the mountain, and I deliberately looked at the place where the mad Taoist priest had just walked, and I only saw a series of shallow footprints.

Pony asks his uncle about the mad priest.

This crazy Taoist priest is a native of Jiaozuo in the north of the Yellow River, I don't know when he crossed the Yellow River to come here, and he doesn't see anyone on weekdays, but he occasionally meets him, and when you ask him, he will talk nonsense and answer what he asks.

When we arrived at my grandfather's grave, it was almost dark, Zhenmin and Champion took their cousin and they began to clear the snow on the grave, and the old Taoist priest stood at the head of the grave, took out the compass, and inspected the feng shui.

Brother Zhenmin dissuaded: "Dao Chang doesn't need to look at it, we have very good feng shui here, and Piling is the first feng shui treasure in the world!" ”

The old Taoist priest read: "The left green dragon and the right white tiger, the front Vermilion Bird and the back Xuanwu, by the mountains and rivers, backed by the Yellow River, the left road and the right ditch, if you invite another piece of Zhenshan stone, plus the red top sky, future generations, Hong Fu Qitian!" ”

These relatives of mine were suspicious, and my uncle asked, "Dao Chief, how much do you say it cost?" ”

The old Taoist priest began to pinch his fingers and calculate, and I was about to dissuade him, when the crazy Taoist man suddenly appeared from the ravine on the right, and shouted loudly: "If you want your descendants to be powerful, you need your predecessors to accumulate virtue." Although the feng shui here is good, it can't produce the emperor and the general. ”

As soon as the Daoist Leader saw that there were fellow Daoists, he immediately asked, "Which treasure is the Daoist friend from?" What is the name of the road? ”

The madman smiled, pretending to be mysterious, but replied, "Don't tell you, you old fox!" ”

The Taoist chief was a little embarrassed, so his uncle persuaded him: "Why should the Taoist master bother with a madman? The feng shui here is so good, why can't there be emperors and generals? ”

The madman took out a large gourd, uncorked it, and drank it on his head, and a strong aroma of wine wafted with the wind.

"This madman still drinks?" The cousin put down the shovel and tried to tease him.

The mad Taoist suddenly bared his teeth and threatened viciously: "Don't mess with me, otherwise you will die an ugly death!" ”

The cousin was startled, and the other party took a big step and quickly ran towards the persimmon tree ditch.

I was a little curious, so I wanted to go with me to inspect it, but my uncle said, "It's getting dark, let's quickly clear the grave, and then hurry home." ”

But the chief of the Hidden Dao chased after this crazy man, and when we cleared the snow on my grandfather's grave, he came back dejected, and my cousin hurriedly asked him what the result was?

The old Taoist priest replied: "As soon as this madman reached the edge of the ditch, he rolled a donkey to the bottom of the ditch, and when I chased him to the bottom of the ditch, he was long gone!" ”

I immediately questioned, "Aren't there still footprints?" ”

"There are no footprints, this madman doesn't know where to hide with the stream!"