Chapter 20 - Protect Your Waist
Chapter 20 - Protect Your Waist
When Sister Kaede took Kagome into her house, she found that in the center of the room, a person in a black coat was already sitting next to the campfire. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
There is a copper pot with a strange shape on the bonfire, and the red and bright oil soup in the pot is tumbling vigorously.
This person is Tang Yuan.
"Yikes! Are you back? Sister Feng, seeing you like this, it's really nostalgic! β
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Sister Feng stepped forward and pointed at Tang Yuan's head.
"Ahh It's you! That weirdo who sat motionless on the roof for half a month!! Kagome pointed at Tang Yuan and shouted, "Why are you here?" And also! What is this place? Why are all the people around me weird!? β
"Heyββ? She's such a nervous girl. Tang Yuan looked at Kagome's appearance and couldn't help but sigh.
"What do you mean!?"
"Profiteer," Sister Feng walked over to Tang Yuan and sat down, "That's what you say, a girl from the future?" Why does it feel so unreliable? β
"Well, well...... The protagonists are all like this, and the first few episodes are very unreliable! Tang Yuan shrugged his shoulders and pointed to Kagome who was standing at the door and said, "Girl! Are you hungry? Let's eat hot pot! β
It's a classic Chongqing old hot pot again, Sister Feng has been with Tang Yuan for a long time in the past few decades, and she has basically adapted to this kind of spicy thing that can make people breathe fire, but Kagome - you know, Japanese hot pot is all clear soup......
"Ahhh......h This one...... How do you eat such a spicy thing!? "Another one who eats hot pot and only stares at the red soup......
"Girl, in the middle is the white soup ......"
"Oh."
After eating a hot pot, the three of them sat in a circle around the campfire and began to answer each other's questions.
"So...... Tang Yuan, why did you turn me into this? Sister Feng touched her whole body again, changing from an old man to a young man, which made her feel extremely uncomfortable.
"What? You still don't like this, do you? Oops, it's just that we've known each other for so long, so I'm just giving you a gift, no thanks, no thanks......"
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"Grandma Kaede! Why are you hitting me again!? β
"I just feel like you're a bit nosy...... Also, since it's already like this, call me Sister Kaede. β
"Ouch, you're turning into a rainbow with this little bit of color......"
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"I see, Sister Kaede."
Kagome sat on the side and watched the seemingly incompatible but actually slightly intimate interaction between the two, feeling that this guy named Tang Yuan had such a strong taste that he would be interested in an old woman......
"Girl, everything that is in your heart is written on your face...... I'm the same guy as you think this old woman! Strictly speaking, she is not much younger than her!! Tang Yuan pointed to Kagome's face and said righteously.
"Huh? What was I thinking...... Is it that obvious!? Kagome groped her face in a panic.
"Then again, girl, you don't have anything to ask?" Tang Yuan changed the subject.
"Yes! Of course! And a lot! Kagome became serious as soon as she heard this, and then asked with great seriousness, "Here...... It shouldn't be Tokyo, right!? β
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Tang Yuan and Sister Feng glanced at each other, Sister Feng had a trace of entanglement on her face, and asked Tang Yuan, "Is this child really okay?" β
"Oh, it's only the first time...... She's just too upright to turn around for a while......," Tang Yuan said, turning to Kagome and replying, "In this era, Tokyo is still called 'Edo', strictly speaking, Edo is not far from here, and you can reach it in a day and a half...... How? Do you understand where you are now? Or did your history teacher die younger? Kagome-san? β
"Uh...... I don't really understand what you mean......" Kagome still looked confused.
"Smack!" Tang Yuan slapped his face and covered his face, "This child has really received a good education from the motherland......"
Then he stood up and felt for a hearthstone, "Wait a minute, I'll be back right away." β
So Kagome watched as the guy hugged the Hearthstone and rubbed it violently, and then disappeared in place.
"Wow, ahhhh Gone!!! She exclaimed.
"So...... What's the fuss about disappearing......" Sister Feng touched her ears helplessly.
It didn't take long for Tang Yuan to suddenly appear in the house again, and it seemed that after arriving somewhere, he replaced the Hearthstone with the Hearthstone of Maple Village and rubbed it back. (He can carry Hearthstone from multiple strongholds)
And with him appeared was the six buttercups......
Not only has it not grown a beard for decades, but it has become more and more bewitching.
Well, if you want to say it now, you can't say that he is a "girl", it should be more appropriate to say that it is a "royal sister".
It's a pity it's a man.
"What are you doing, boss? We're just about to bathe the kid and put him to sleep! β
"Six buttercups! My henchman! Are you now completely reduced to a housewife!? Tang Yuan carried the collar of Liuranun, picked him up and dangled in midair, "Hurry up and wake up!" A new storm has appeared! The door to adventure has opened!! β
"Let us go...... It's up to the neck...... It's uncomfortable!! β
Tang Yuan threw the six buttercups to the ground.
"Six buttercups! It's been a long time! The last time we saw each other was when you just married your wife, eating your wedding wine...... But! Now is not the time to reminisce about the past! You are better spoken than I am, so I am too lazy to say something, so go and sit down in front of the bewildered girl and help me answer her questions! β
"Huh? But we ......."
"Uh-huhββ?"
"Okay boss! No problem boss!! β
Seeing Liuyin sweating profusely over there answering the various questions raised by Kagome, Sister Feng glanced at Tang Yuan coldly.
"You still like bullying that kid so much?"
"Uh-huh-hahaha...... Anyway, little brother! It's used to bully! β
"Aren't you afraid that one day he will rebel?"
Tang Yuan heard Sister Feng ask, glanced at the six buttercups not far away, and replied lightly:
"He? If I really wanted to rebel, I would have done it a long time ago......"
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"Besides, I haven't been bullying him...... Didn't you take care of him all the time? Tang Yuan's face was righteous and awe-inspiring, "If it weren't for me, do you think this thing could live like this?" If I hadn't urged him to cultivate hard, would he have the ability to marry a wife? β
"Ahh......h Forget it, it's a matter between you and your follower, and I don't care too much. After speaking, Sister Feng looked out the window, "Speaking of which...... The girl from the future, she has an aura very similar to Sister Kikyo's...... Could it be the reincarnation of Sister Kikyo? β
"Huh? Can you feel this too? After becoming younger, has your strength also recovered? I really want to see how much combat power you can exert in your old age! β
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"Why did you hit me again!?"
"Mouthless imp."
At this time, there was a sudden commotion outside the village, and everyone hurriedly went out to check the situation.
I saw a huge centipede rushing in the direction of the village - the centipede with the upper body of a human being was the hundred-legged demon woman!
"Hand it over!! Where is the Jade of the Four Souls!? Hurry up and hand it over!! β
"What!?" Sister Feng felt a little uncomfortable, "She said the Jade of the Four Souls!?" Isn't that thing already ......."
The villagers obviously couldn't beat this guy, and they retreated one by one, when the villagers on the watchtower shouted down:
"Kaede-sama is no good! The hundred-legged demon woman is followed by a large group of monsters, what should we do? β
Tang Yuan scolded the grass mud horse in his heart - isn't there only a poor hundred-legged demon woman in the plot!? What kind of trouble are there with a bunch of youkai!?
Lord God, you come out to Lao Tzu!! Isn't it your pot again!?
There was a hint of murder on Sister Feng's face: "I'll solve it myself!" Tang Yuan! You go with me! β
"Yes...... It's ......" Tang Yuan reluctantly followed, and before leaving, he also carried six buttercups, "Silly fox, don't think about being lazy, come and accompany your boss to the battlefield." β
"......" Kagome asked, watching the crowd walk towards the outside of the village, "what about me?" What should I do? β
"Little girl, you can stay at Grandma Feng's house, oh yes, protect your kidneys, your left half of your waist is worth more than tens of thousands of apples......"
"What do you mean?" Kagome expressed her incomprehension of Tang Yuan's last sentence.
"Anyway, protect yourself."
[End of chapter]
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