Chapter Forty-Nine: When the door is closed, he also clips his head
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After breaking free from the entanglement of the cosers with the help of Lin Lan and Luo Xinse, Lin Yi found a hidden place and quickly took off his dazzling funny suit, sneaking out of the backstage and blending into the crowd, tiptoeing like a thief.
"Do you see where the funny goes?"
"I don't know, listening to the people in the background, it seems to be sneaking away."
"I'm in a hurry! Who knows who Funny really is, I can't wait to find out who Funny really is. ”
"I know, I know, funny real identity."
"Who is it?"
"It's a girl!"
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After the performance just now, the enthusiastic people who were originally very enthusiastic about eating melons were completely ignited, and after igniting, they poured a layer of oil, which burned extremely hot.
While reminiscing about the beautiful singing just now, everyone became curious about the funny identity.
Under the cover of comical, who is it?
It is certain that Funny definitely belongs to the members of the [Black Beast Mercenary Group], but which member of the Black Beast Mercenary Group is it? There were about five or six people who actually appeared in the program organized by Lin Lan today, but except for Hui Xue, who was not present today, all eight administrators and one member of the Black Beast Mercenary Group were all dispatched. So which of these people is funny?
When some smart people who have already figured out the joints have already begun to look for clues from the [Black Beast Mercenary Group], they don't know that "funny" has already slipped into the crowd.
Wearing a mask, Lin Yi gently pushed his big sunglasses and pricked up his ears to listen to the conversation around him.
"The feet of the male rabbit are fluttering, and the eyes of the female rabbit are blurred; Twin rabbits walk on the ground, can Ann tell that I am male and female? ”
Listening to the conversations of the people around him, Lin Yi suddenly remembered the "Mulan Poem" he had learned in junior high school, and when he first read it, he thought this poem was quite ridiculous, ridiculous and terrible at the same time - who heard the Chinese teacher say, "This text must be memorized!" At that time, they all had to shiver all over their bodies, and Ringo was really trembling at that time, as if he was going to pee out.
But looking back now, Lin Yi found that this "Mulan Poem" is so cordial now, he and Mulan are the same, they have changed their gender for some reasons, but the difference is that Mulan has changed from a woman to a man, and he has changed from a man to a woman! One is voluntary, the other is forced! And "Mulan Poem" is a sentence "Twelve years of companionship, I don't know that Mulan is a girl." But the reality is "If I become a woman, I will definitely make my brother cool first!" ”
Can this still be played?
After smiling bitterly, Lin Yi shook his shoulders and raised his mask, covering his face even more.
In the midst of the conversation, Lin Yi walked hurriedly, like an assassin hiding his figure.
But just when Ringo thought no one had spotted him......
"Sure enough, it's her ......" In the crowd, a long-haired girl leaned her head back slightly, her two pupils slashed to the side of her eye sockets, and stared closely at Lin Yi who was walking in a hurry.
She just stood quietly, her long black hair hanging down like night, her eyes piercing through the crowd and locking onto Ringo's body.
After looking at it for a few seconds, the black-haired girl stepped away and walked away as if nothing had happened.
"Huh?" In the siren state, Ringo's sixth sense was very keen, and a feeling of being locked hit his heart, and under telepathy, Ringo looked towards the source of his gaze just now.
There was no one there, only the still air.
"Strange." After muttering something in a low voice, Lin Yi put the matter behind him.
After looking around vigilantly, Lin Ke sneakily walked towards a corner of the venue.
There, there was what he wanted.
Every few steps, Lin Yi couldn't help but pinch his thigh, and a layer of goosebumps involuntarily oozed from his arm.
"Bang dang." Ringo could almost hear the sound of the liquid whirling inside his body.
When encountering a crossroads, you can choose to go left or right or forward or backward, and when you take the exam, when you face a multiple-choice question, the object of choice becomes ABCD.
Like GALGAME, which has a choice leg, thousands of choices are life. The difference is that in most GALGAMES, the player is the main character, enjoying the bizarre experience, and there are many upside-down girls, but the real reality is that there are indeed a lot of girls around everyone, but basically they have nothing to do with themselves. Even if you want to chase a beautiful girl, you find that this girl is the reverse protagonist of GALGAME in real reality, and the girl is always surrounded by many suitors like stars and moons, and she is just an insignificant part of the suitors.
And one day, when you really muster up the courage to confess, the door to a new world opens...... After confessing, you will know what spare tire you are......
So, reality is the worst GALGAME! He will always give you a BADEND when some people are proud, and step on it heavily when you are frustrated, the reality not only closes a person's door, but also squeezes the person's head heavily when the door is closed.
Standing in the southwest corner of the venue, Ringo was now faced with a choice in life, and in the face of this choice, Ringo felt a deep malice and ridicule from the world!
Men's toilet, women's toilet, this is the easiest choice that everyone has to face every day, for a normal person, this choice is not difficult, because the innate characteristics determine the answer to the choice, do you still need to consider?
In the past, Ringo would have swaggered into the men's toilet with a blue sign, but now it is different, and the classic quote from "Hamlet" could not be more appropriate at this time.
Left or right, that's the question.
As if seeing the malice of the world, Lin Yi coldly split a fork on the toilet, holding a toilet brush in his left hand and a toilet lid in his right hand.
"Fluttering!" The sound of flushing the toilet came from the toilet.
The sound of flushing the toilet stimulated Ringo who was about to explode his bladder, in fact, as early as when he took the bus, Ringo had the urge to urinate, and he originally planned to go to the toilet when he arrived at the venue, but since entering the venue, Ringo was first busy reciting lyrics, and then hurriedly went on stage, and was entangled by the COSERS for more than an hour backstage, during which the nervous Ringo kept drinking mineral water to relieve stress......