Chapter 451 Miscellaneous Matters

The two-story building near the river, which has not been popular for nearly three years, is finally popular again.

Regarding Yi Xiaofeng's disappearance in the past three years, the ordinary townspeople in the vicinity did not care, because they had heard that many "city people" had disappeared not long after buying a house, and that a good house had been left there all year round and no one had taken care of it, and it was just a waste to leave it empty!

Therefore, for the disappearance of Yi Xiaofeng, a "city person", they just thought that he went to work in the city some time ago, and now he came back just to rest!

Of course, those ordinary townspeople will not think so, especially He Yi, who is the current director of the Yueshan Town Police Station......

"That, I remember that this is Yi Xiaofeng's home, who are you? Why does it look familiar? ”

On the second day after Yi Xiaofeng's house reopened the fire (here is the meaning of turning on the stove and cooking rice), He Yi held a bag of buns in one hand and a bag of soy milk in the other, shook it three times in one step, stiffened his knees and came to the yard in front of Yi Xiaofeng's house, and then saw a beautiful ...... is sprinkling water on the yard that has just been cleaned.

"Who are you looking for?"

As for He Yi's suspicious question, this beautiful asked He Yi rhetorically with an extremely decent etiquette that should only appear on TV, although she did not answer He Yi's question.

"Shhhh......hh Don't be so sven, this is Yueshan Town! ”

Seeing this beautiful behaving like this, He Yi gasped directly, and choked on the trachea with the hot soy milk in his mouth, but even so, he still said the surprise he was about to say.

"I'm sorry, I still have something to do, so I won't talk about it!"

But for He Yi's surprise, this beautiful pursed her lips and squinted as if she hadn't seen it, and after saying so, she put the broom and sprinkler in the corner, and then turned around and trotted back to the room.

"Huh...... This should be considered polite! Well, it should be! ”

Muttering, He Yi always felt that this beautiful's behavior was strange......

"What's the matter?"

Suddenly, Yi Xiaofeng appeared in front of He Yi out of thin air and asked impatiently.

"I-......"

A big living person appeared within the range of what he could hit himself when he was not prepared, and he would be startled, although the buns and soy milk in He Yi's hand were still in his hands, and he didn't throw them out because of fright, but he was still scared.

"If you have something, say it, and if you have nothing to do, get out!"

Waving his hand impatiently, one of Yi Xiaofeng's feet had already stepped into a transparent door that opened abruptly.

"Eh, wait......"

Seeing this, He Yi hurriedly called out to Yi Xiaofeng and said, "Is that little girl your daughter that day?" ”

"What do you want?"

"Smack...... Whoa......"

Yi Xiaofeng, who stopped, asked rhetorically, and with this rhetorical question was a "sense of pressure" that was so strong that it directly crushed the bag of soy milk in He Yi's hand, giving people great pressure......

"Y-, you're still a telekinesis?"

He Yi didn't pay attention to the soy milk that splashed out and fell on his body, because he could only hold on to the pressure that Yi Xiaofeng exuded now.

"Hmmm......"

But now what He Yi said was obviously not what Yi Xiaofeng wanted to hear, so the "sense of pressure" that fell on He Yi became more and more intense.

"Good, good...... Ahem...... Get down to business...... I'm here to register your daughter! ”

Feeling the "feeling of pressure" that can only be held hard throughout the body, He Yi wrinkled his face, like an uncomfortable dry mouth.

"Household registration?"

Hearing this answer, Yi Xiaofeng instantly retracted the "sense of pressure" that gave people in confusion.

"Right...... Call...... It's so easy......"

The feeling of pressure on his body disappeared, and He Yi sighed and said, "Look at you, although you are so awesome, can you guarantee that your daughter will be as awesome as you in the future?" Right...... In case your daughter is an ordinary person or wants to be an ordinary person, but you brought him to our level early, aren't you doing bad things with good intentions? Right...... So, let those little guys be like in the movie novel, let them be ordinary people for a few years, if they are talented and willing to enter our level, then bring them in, if they are not talented or don't want to come in, then let them be ordinary people, after all, they are their own children, or consider the wishes of the children, right......"

"That's what everybody does?" After thinking about it, Yi Xiaofeng asked with a slight frown.

"Almost!"

"Almost?"

"Of course it's about the same, after all, there is a small circle of family units!"

"Humph......"

With a cold snort of disdain, Yi Xiaofeng thought about it again and asked, "What procedures are required?" ”

"It's simple, just take a blood draw, record a DNA and ......"

"Hmmm......"

Before He Yi finished speaking, Yi Xiaofeng released a "sense of pressure" and squirted out, all of which "pressed" the stuffing of the bun in his other hand, and this "feeling of pressure" almost "overwhelmed" him to the ground......

"No blood, no blood...... Just enter some body surface information, I see that your daughter is so old, you can directly apply for the school registration file, and then enter the kindergarten! ”

"What about the household register?"

"Of course, there is no problem with household registration, they all say that they are living an ordinary life, how can they still need DNA files when they enter the household registration!"

"That's what you said!"

"Of course I said it!"

After getting He Yi's affirmative answer, Yi Xiaofeng nodded noncommittally, and then walked into the transparent door, before He Yi could react, Yi Xiaofeng walked out of it again, threw him a USB flash drive by the way, and said: "This is her body surface information, as for the rest of the information, you must know it, enter the household registration, send me the household registration book!" ”

"Understood!"

Put away the USB flash drive, He Yi simply responded.

"By the way, there's ...... Eh, can you listen to me? ”

Obviously, Yi Xiaofeng would not listen to He Yi's words and got into the transparent door and closed the door.

Seeing this, He Yi could only smile bitterly and shake his head, grabbing the empty soybean milk bag and the edible buns, while stiffening his knees, he walked towards the police station step by step as when he came, and muttered and complained: "Hey, I'm so tired as the director of the Yueshan Town Police Station!" The apprentice is not angry, and I have to be a master to run away for such a trivial matter! Hey, it's not cute at all......"

On the way back to the police station, He Yi bought four more fritters and two bags of soy milk, which he was going to eat when he made a file for Yi Xiaofeng's daughter.

I thought about it very well, but it seemed to be particularly difficult these days, and as soon as I turned on the computer, one of the mobile phones in his pocket rang.

"W-, what's the matter!"

Extremely impatiently, he took out the mobile phone that was ringing from his pocket that could resist nuclear radiation interference, and looked at the caller ID, He Yi became even more impatient. Disgusted, he connected the phone, put the phone to his ear, and shouted angrily: "Put!" ”

"Huh?"

Obviously, the person on the other end of the phone didn't understand what He Yi said.

"Aren't you going to fart? Hurry up! ”

After the kind-hearted He Yi kindly explained, he picked up the fritters and ate them again.

"Can you not learn from your master, is it better to be civilized?"

As for He Yi's "kind-hearted" explanation, the person on the other end of the phone consciously admonished bitterly.

"Mind your bird business, say if you have something, hang up if you have nothing!"

With fried dough sticks in his mouth, He Yi almost repeated what Yi Xiaofeng had just said to him.

"Hey...... I'm really convinced! With a long sigh, the person on the other end of the phone finally got down to business, "The Qi family arranged for someone to enter Yueshan Town, you ......"

"I--you-mom!"

But before the person on the other end of the phone finished speaking, He Yi roared so angrily that he squirted out the fritters that were about to swallow into the esophagus!

"Can you talk a little bit about civilization, I'm talking to you right now!"

Hearing He Yi's extremely uncivilized roar, the person on the other end of the phone was also angry.

"Oh, I'm sorry......"

"That's pretty much ......"

Although he was a little puzzled by He Yi's apology so easily, since everyone apologized, then don't pursue it more, so the person on the other end of the phone wanted to admonish He Yi a few more words, so he continued to get down to business......

"It's supposed to be me- you...... Mom! ”

As a result, He Yi roared even more explosively than just now!

"He Yi, are you finished? You have to find out your identity, you are the director of the Yueshan Town Police Station, not those garbage nesting in Yueshan Town, you accept our leadership, and you are coordinating the contradictions of all parties in Yueshan Town, don't think you are the grandson of He Lao......"

"Okay, don't say more, listening to your voice so young, I guess your mom is also young, I can let your mom come--me!"

The more he listened to the voice of the person on the other end of the phone, the more upset He Yi became, and after saying a word of "kindness", he hung up the phone, and then dialed the other person's phone.

"I-your brother-in-law!"

After the phone was connected, without waiting for others to say "feed", He Yi sent a cordial greeting to the person.

"The Qi family arranged for someone to enter the town?"

But the person on the other end of the phone didn't respond much to the "greeting", and listening to the sound of the pages on the phone, he was still working.

"What do you say?"

He Yi asked angrily.

"You can't handle such a trivial matter? Listen, that knock on the door is probably the kid you contacted just now! ”

The tone of the person on the other end of the line was very indifferent.

"So what?"

He Yi asked rhetorically.

"So what? There are so many empty houses in the town that no one lives in, so let's make another one empty! ”

The person on the other end of the line casually suggested.

"Is that okay?"

Hearing this, He Yi was overjoyed, smiled, lifted a bag of soy milk, and his mouth was almost unable to hold the straw inserted in the bag.

"Anyway, it's just coordinating contradictions, not suppressing contradictions, right? Be a person or be flexible, don't be so rigid, don't be angry with anyone when you are unhappy, happy is a day, unhappy is also a day, why not be happy every day? Hey, I really envy you! Okay, without further ado, I'm going to review this quarter's 'overrun'! ”

"Yo, second, yes, you have the authority to review the 'overrun', not bad!"

"Little brother, I've said it many times, don't call me that!"

When the person on the other end of the phone heard He Yi's name, his originally indifferent tone suddenly became cold.

"Okay, second, no problem, second!"

After resolutely agreeing, He Yi hung up the phone decisively!

"Oh, I feel like the air is so fresh!"

After answering a phone call and making a phone call, He Yi sat on the office chair and stretched his waist, feeling that his whole body was a lot lighter.

"Okay, keep working!"

After stretching his waist, the sudden ambition made He Yi feel that he would definitely be able to do Yi Xiaofeng's daughter's file today!

"Hey, where's the photo?"

But after rummaging through the USB flash drive, He Yi didn't see the photo of the little girl.

"I-, Yi Xiaofeng, you are really good, I said it is an ordinary student file, you really think it is an ordinary student file, you don't even have a photo!"

Scratching his head with a wry smile, He Yi, who complained a word, shouted again: "Hey, apprentice, seeing that the master is so busy, you can't run errands?" ”

"Not available!"

As soon as He Yi's words fell, Lu Zihao's simple refusal came from outside the room.

"Then you just eavesdropped and you have time? I said apprentice, the master is really tired, he has been busy with the ordinary townspeople in the past few days to eliminate the impact of the incident that Yi Xiaofeng made, and he hasn't slept much at all, and now he wants me to go to the household registration in person...... Hey, I'm the director! I have to do all these little things, so what's the use of you as a household registration policeman? ”

He Yi looked like "cub, I'm disappointed", and sighed sincerely.

"Okay, okay, just go, don't read it, okay?"

"Well, that's right! It's good for you to do more, I'm leaving, the position of this director is not yours yet, you have to work hard......"

"Don't read it, say it, do something!"

"Oh, just take a picture of Yi Xiaofeng's daughter, and then if possible, give her a martial arts test!"

"Gone?"

"It's gone!"

"Then I'm leaving!"

"Eh, bring me a bowl of bean curd, no coriander, more chili peppers and peanuts!"

Lu Zihao, whose voice was fluctuating, should not have heard what He Yi said later, which made He Yi a little disappointed, and he didn't want to catch up, and he didn't want to call, shrugged, held the straw on the soy milk bag, minimized the file that couldn't be done for a while, and opened the pirated version of "NieR: Automata" downloaded on the computer because he hated hanging for a month 199, but as soon as it was unlocked, the price soared to 412 and downloaded it, and played 2B Little Sister.

……

"Hey......"

Standing at the door of Yi Xiaofeng's house, Lu Zihao was nervous, because she thought that if she hadn't told Yi Xiaofeng about Lu Shuiyue's pregnancy earlier, maybe what would have happened later, well, although she didn't know what Yi Xiaofeng would do if she knew.

But at worst, it's probably just a nuclear bomb, well, it should be said that a small-yield nuclear bomb still has a way to restrain it, it should be!

Thinking about what she had, Lu Zihao, whose head had become confused, had almost forgotten what gave her the courage to make up her mind to see Yi Xiaofeng, or now her behavior is not the so-called courage, but she can't think about it for a while?

"What about people?"

"What's that?"

"No, it won't!"

Rubbing his face, Lu Zihao, who was about to call the door, subconsciously sensed it with his own ability, but the whole person was stunned.

First of all, she didn't sense that Yi Xiaofeng was at home, and secondly, she was taking care of a little girl...... Stuff!

I ran to the second floor with an inexplicable look, turned a corner and rushed into the master bedroom, just to see a beautiful sitting on the bed carefully, holding a thin black girl who was bouncing along with the dance program on TV......

"Oh my God!"

After taking a closer look at the beautiful, Lu Zihao exclaimed again.

"Who are you? What are you going to do? ”

Seeing a stranger coming in the room, the beautiful's face changed instantly, picked up the little girl and got up from the bed, and roared angrily at Lu Zihao and became vigilant.

"Wow, it's not just like, it's so realistic! It's ......."

Looking at the beautiful holding the little girl in front of him, Lu Zihao almost forgot what he was here for.

"What are you doing here?"

When someone came to the family, Yi Xiaofeng, as the head of the family, naturally appeared.

"How did you do that? She ......"

"Mind your bird business, if you have something to say, get out if you have nothing to do!"

Lu Zihao, who was full of interest and wanted to learn more about the situation of that beautiful, was woken up by Yi Xiaofeng's indifferent words.

"Hmmm......"

As if his tongue was knotted, he could only pronounce it nasally, and Lu Zihao didn't dare to look at Yi Xiaofeng's seemingly indifferent eyes now, and he was not as lively as he was just now.

"Lan Ran, send her away!"

Seeing Lu Zihao like this, Yi Xiaofeng said impatiently to the beautiful holding the little girl, and his figure had become blurred.

"Ah......h

Lu Zihao, who was still unprepared, saw Yi Xiaofeng disappear in front of his eyes, and finally wanted to stop Yi Xiaofeng in hindsight, but Yi Xiaofeng had already disappeared!

"Does this lady have anything to do with my boss?"

Here it is again, this beautiful named Lan Ran has made the kind of etiquette that He Yi has just felt that is neither humble nor arrogant that often appears in TV novels.

"Huh......"

As He Yi's apprentice, Lu Zihao's reaction was even greater, he actually hugged his arms and shivered, and then said in disbelief: "What a disobedience feeling!" ”

"What?"

With an appropriate and appropriate question, Lan Ran sat back on the bed and put the little girl who was looking at Lu Zihao with a pair of big watery eyes back on the bed.

"Yike...... This ......"

Naturally, with such a big move by Lan Ran, Lu Zihao would definitely put most of his attention on this little girl, and as a result, Lu Zihao found that his observation was sorry for his identity as a policeman!

Because this little girl is so conspicuous!

Not only because she was black and thin, but also because of her ...... Looks like a monkey!

The nose is small, the chin is pointed, the cheeks are sunken, the head is still a little big, and the lips are quite aesthetic, but the previous defects seem to have a tendency to squeeze the nose as the center to the middle, not only making her little girl's lips look very inappropriate, but also matching the big watery eyes......

It's true...... No matter how you look at it, this little girl looks like a little monkey with no hair!

"This lady also sees it? Yes, the heart is still a cute girl! ”

Seeing Lu Zihao's surprised look at the little girl, Lan Ran squinted his eyes and smiled, hugged his heart and kissed her on the face, and said happily.

"Ah...... Be...... yes......"

Is this hairless monkey cute?

Reluctantly forced himself to admit Lan Ran's words, but Lu Zihao was seriously suspicious in his heart that Yi Xiaofeng had mistyped the data for the robot named Lan Ran in front of him, which caused her to ...... It's such a bizarre aesthetic now!

"By the way, excuse me, what did you do when you came to the door? Is there anything I can help me with? ”

is still the kind of etiquette that is neither humble nor arrogant, and the sense of disobedience that Lan Ran made is very useful, and in an instant, Lu Zihao's attention was shifted from the appearance of Yi Xiaofeng's "cute" daughter Yi Xinhuan to Lan Ran.

"I'm still here to give my heart...... Still? Who gave this name? Good...... Weird! ”

Lu Zihao almost rapped "heart back", and then expressed his doubts.

"Of course, my boss took it, according to the word "Guozheng Tianxinshun" (Sichuan Nanjiang Yi surname generation), the heart is still the word "heart", and then a few days ago when the boss wanted to name it, he happened to be sorting out the information of the past three years, and just saw a sentence 'May you run away for half your life, and you will still be a teenager when you return', and then "heart return" has the name of "heart return"! ”

Regarding Lu Zihao's question, Lan Ran kindly replied.

"Heart...... Characters? Well...... Good sentence...... But is there a relationship between this? ”

But Lan Ran's answer made Lu Zihao a little messy.

"Hmm...... You don't understand it when you explain it. By the way, this lady, you haven't said what you're doing at our house? ”

Obviously, Lan Ran seems to be a little impatient with Lu Zihao's behavior of diverting the topic all the time, even though she is still very polite now.

"Oh, by the way, I'm here to take a picture of Xinhuan, so that I can save the enrollment file, and then give her a martial arts test!"

Hearing Lan Ran's reminder, Lu Zihao didn't pay attention to the impatience between his words, and responded with a sudden look.

"Martial arts test? How to test? No, my boss has to agree! ”

Knowing Lu Zihao's intention, Lan Ran refused again and again.

"Yes, it's better for parents to be around, by the way, what about Yi Xiaofeng?"

Lu Zihao nodded approvingly, and looked around, but Yi Xiaofeng did not appear as he did just now.

"The boss should already know, just wait!"

Hearing this, Lan Ran, who had already paid almost all her attention to Yi Xinhuan, and asked her to jump along with the dance program on TV, replied.

"Hmm...... Can't you get in touch? ”

Lu Zihao was stunned......

"How to test?"

As soon as the words fell, Yi Xiaofeng appeared in front of her in less than a blink of an eye, just like just now.

"Can you say it in advance when you show up?"

Lu Zihao, who was frightened and took a few steps back, held his chest and roared breathlessly.

"How to test?"

But Yi Xiaofeng seemed to be really impatient with these trivial matters now, and yelled at Lu Zihao.

"Wu Gan, don't you know Tai Chi? Didn't your master tell you? People who don't have a sense of martial arts will die if they practice martial arts! ”

And Lu Zihao, who saw Yi Xiaofeng like this, wanted to get angry and scold Yi Xiaofeng's words back, because of the guilt in his heart, he finally suppressed his anger and said urgently.

"Martial sense?"

This word is a long time ago compared to Yi Xiaofeng, and that is what he heard from Zhang Ligong when he returned from the world of the Avengers (Chapter 68).

At that time, Zhang Ligong's words were vague, and Yi Xiaofeng didn't pay much attention to it, but judging from the current "martial sense test", which measures martial sense, this ...... It's not easy!

"I need the details of 'Wugan', you can leave after taking pictures!"

"Huh?"

……

Like her master, Lu Zihao was also ordered to be evicted by Yi Xiaofeng after taking pictures.

"Why are you so fierce, hmph, I'm not in the mood to apologize to you!"

On the way back to the police station, Lu Zihao thought about Yi Xiaofeng's attitude towards her at Yi Xiaofeng's house just now, and his mood became even worse.

"Hmph, fat and short, and your temper is so bad, I see who can take a fancy to you!"

"Now you have a child, ha, you're a man that all women disdain now!"

"That's right, kid! Hey, no matter how disgusting you are, the child is innocent! A girl looks like that...... Hey......"

Thinking of Yi Xinhuan, Lu Zihao suddenly felt an embarrassing mentality that although he didn't like it, he still forced himself to have pity for Yi Xinhui according to his own morality!

"Hoo ......"

"Eh, where's the bean curd I want?"

Taking a deep breath, just as he wanted to spit out this breath, Lu Zihao heard an annoying voice.

"Die!"

Looking at He Yi who came out to throw away the garbage, Lu Zihao took a deep breath and roared.

"Wow, apprentice, isn't it just a bowl of bean curd? I don't want a few more money, as for it? ”

He Yi grimaced, frowned slightly, and looked at the back of Lu Zihao, who was angrily walking past him to the police station, and complained a little.

"Hmph, it's everyone who is angry with me, it's really ...... I'm! ”

Back in the bedroom, sitting on the steel frame bed, Lu Zihao almost panted and roared, wanting to scold a few ugly words, but saw Xiaoice reading comics on the small bed on the side, and had to swallow those words hard.

"Sister, who are you angry with? I watch TV say that women are angry, but they will get wrinkles! ”

"Angry? How could I be angry! Hey, forget it, Xiaoice flower, let's go, let's eat something delicious! ”

Seeing Xiaoice Hua sitting on the edge of the bed, her little face full of positive persuasion, Lu Zihao still wanted to defend, but he really couldn't think of how to tell a little girl the resentment in his heart, and in desperation, he only turned the resentment in his heart into food.

"Okay, okay, I want ribs!"

"Okay, ribs, no problem!"

Holding Xiaoice Hua's hand, Lu Zihao smiled and went out again.

"It's almost noon, isn't it time to buy groceries and cook!"

In the field dam of the police station, Lu Zihao met He Yi again.

"Roll ......"

Responding very simply, Lu Zihao led Xiaoice Hua to walk faster.

"I-, this is going back-up!"

Looking at the backs of one big and one small, after scolding in a low voice, after thinking about it, He Yi decided to eat a bowl of bean curd in person, well, and add a bowl of rice!