Chapter 20: The Phantom of the Stele

I wondered, and hurriedly touched my face with my hand, but I didn't have a mucus and nose, what did my sister want to say to me? I just raised my foot when my sister said:

"Stone, don't move, Lao Wang, come over for a moment. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

The brother-in-law looked confused, and then walked to the opposite side of the stele and stood side by side with my sister, the brother-in-law looked at the stele, and then looked at me, and then the two of them muttered for a while, and my sister asked in a serious voice:

"Stone, did you kid just secretly play a prank behind his back?"

I looked puzzled and said:

"No, what are you two looking at, what does it have to do with me?"

My sister asked again:

"Little stone, what kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd?"

I'm confused, is this my sister testing me? Could it be that there is something strange on the stele that would make my sister doubt my identity?

I hurriedly said:

"Sell shit, sister, what's the situation?"

The nervous look on my sister's face relaxed, and she beckoned me over.

I came to the back of the stele, and by the blue light of the human skin lantern, I found that there was a stone painting on it, and the style of the brush was relatively rough, and the scene was indeed very spectacular. This painting and the one on the stone wall in front of it are certainly not the work of a master. In comparison, if the painting on the stone wall is the masterpiece of a famous master, this one can be regarded as a blackboard newspaper hand-drawn by a primary school Chinese teacher.

The content of the painting is that the ghost king walks in the middle of this air copper bridge, followed by two villains, one in armor and one in armor, and one is scattered, each carrying a human skin lantern in his hand.

Behind the three of them, there were many villains in bronze armor and small people who followed the three of them across the bridge, and there were many of them, clustered in front and back, and some black dots were basically replaced at the back. There are also dense stars in the river in the painting, and it seems that these five-flowered cows lived here back then, and they were nailed by iron.

The most surprising thing for me is that there is finally a side face of the lantern in this painting! Although I only drew a simple outline and sketched a few strokes, I could see that the face of the armored samurai was a little similar to mine. I realized that Sister Yan was shocked by the appearance of the villain in this painting, and was inexplicably worried about my identity.

My eyes widened, and I deliberately feigned surprise, and said:

"Hey, look, I'm in the painting."

My sister pointed her finger at the foot of the lantern, and I looked closely at it, but I didn't find any special markings. Then I touched the place where my sister was pointing with my hand, and there was a small scratch underneath the lantern, which was not visible to the naked eye, but could be touched. There was still a little bit of gravel left, as if someone had just scratched it.

When my sister saw that I was confused, she didn't squeak anymore, and looked around vigilantly.

Brother-in-law said:

"Little stone, it seems that you were born in the wrong era, and you want to put it when the ghost king is in power, you are a standard anchor face! If you want to mix officialdom in Dongyi Country, at least you are a big general, majestic in all directions, in power leaning towards the government and the opposition, and winning all battles. The big leader will definitely reward you with hundreds of Dongyi beauties as daughters-in-law. ”

My sister twisted her brother-in-law's arm and said:

"When are you still joking, don't you men have anything else in their heads, you know how to think of beautiful women all day long."

I say:

"Sister, this bronze samurai painted a mold with me, it's too weird, does this painter have the ability to predict the future? The three people in the picture refer to the three of us? ”

Sister Says:

"You've got a good idea, but I think it's just a coincidence. The previous text is to the effect that there are some conditions for crossing the bridge, and only followers who are loyal to the Ghost King can pass it, and what tests have to be undertaken, I can only understand so much. There are very few oracles that can read it, and now there is no way to consult the information. ”

I say:

"Sister, can you walk over standing on the air with this lantern?"

The brother-in-law touched his chin with his right hand again, and said suspiciously:

"This painting has no intention, and it can't be explained simply by the superficial meaning. The Ghost King and the two villains of high social status, the three of them had already died, and they had already been buried somewhere across the bridge, and these clansmen were also buried together. It is estimated that these clansmen were jumped down by the ghost king's soldiers with guns to feed the insects, you two think about it, if you want to step on the air to cross the river, you can only fall down and be gnawed to death. In my opinion, this painting is just a beautified version of the ghost king's legacy for future generations, whether it is a faint monarch or a bright monarch, so that future generations think how great they are when they are alive. ”

I say:

"Brother-in-law, you should be optimistic, anyway, they all fell down and died, just if these clansmen worshipped the ghost king and sacrificed alive, it can't be proved whether they were pointed at guns or voluntarily."

My sister suddenly said:

"Come, the three of us will also jump down and bury the ghost king!"

My brother-in-law and I were stunned, this joke was too big, and we turned around to see that my sister had rushed towards the underground river, and my brother-in-law and I saw that something was wrong, so we turned around and ran, and hurriedly tried to grab my sister. Seeing that she was about to jump into the river, my sister quickly turned around and opened the King Kong umbrella, protected me and my brother-in-law at the same time, and whispered:

"There are people on the stele! You two on alert! ”

Only then did I suddenly realize that the words of the ghost king just now were from someone else's mouth, and the voice was exactly the same as Sister Hot, no difference at all.

Seeing that we were ready, my sister looked up at the stele and said:

"The one above, we have no way out, come out and speak."

The three of us stared at the top of the stele, a dark figure slowly stood up, my brother-in-law immediately shone a flashlight, and a poorly dressed woman smiled and waved to us.

Sure enough, it was a female beggar, with loose hair, a black and gray face, wearing a light pink bra, blue sweatpants underneath, and a human skin lantern in one hand. It doesn't matter if she's deaf and mute, or she's mentally ill, it's all deliberately pretending, and I, a young man in literature and art, was stunned for a moment, and I was sold and helped to count the money, and the slut almost killed my brother-in-law and sister, look at how the three of me clean you up!

I cleared my throat and said in a very strong tone:

"Little beggar, aren't you dumb? This makes you look good! Have the ability to come down to you! ”

The beggar covered his mouth with his hand and then imitated my voice and said:

"Little beggar, aren't you dumb? This makes you look good! You have the ability to come up! ”

The three of us were stunned, this woman really didn't know which faction she was a master of, and this ventriloquist was by no means an idle person!

Brother-in-law said:

"This woman, sitting at the same table, drunk with wine, sharing fat ducks, and not giving in to each other. The nine-headed bird flies in the sky, the worm winds the ground, the dark clouds cover the sun and can't be seen, whose parrot bird, which door passes by? ”

The beggar didn't answer again, this time with her own timbre, giggling.

She was laughing from above, and we were staring at her below, and the beggar laughed for a full three minutes, giggling and giggling.

The brother-in-law suddenly stepped back and made a gesture about to rush forward, when the female beggar said in a not very fluent Mandarin:

"Brother Wang, don't get excited, I'll come down now, and I won't do it for you."

The stele was about three meters high, and the beggar jumped down with one jump.

At this moment, Sister Yan crossed over to the female beggar in two steps, and a grappler pressed the female beggar to the ground, and took the lantern from her hand. The series of actions is coherent and fast.,I look stupid.,It turns out that my sister used to chase me when she was deliberately letting me lose.。

The female beggar did not resist and continued to giggle.

My sister whispered viciously:

"Slut, shut up for me, if you laugh again, the five-flowered cow in this river will be alarmed! We're all going to die! ”

I was also worried that the bugs in the river would gush out, but when I looked back, there was no major problem for the time being.

The beggar stopped laughing and said:

"Didn't you want to cross the bridge? Let's work together, and I know how to get by. ”

Sister Says:

"You want to harm us again and again, slaughter you first and feed the insects, what we do again has nothing to do with you!"

The elder sister said yes, and dragged the female beggar to the river.

At this time, I suddenly heard a rustling sound from the direction of the mural that came in, and it was getting closer and closer. It's not good, this is the sound of a large number of black bulls crawling, could it be that a few of us are too loud to attract the black bulls on the other side of the burial pit?

The brother-in-law hurriedly blocked his sister and said:

"Hot, without further ado, it's not too late for us to cross this copper bridge and deal with her."

My sister's temper is generally not persuaded, and I think this beggar is dead.

But Sister Yan looked at me, stopped, and said to the beggar:

"Small, don't look at you as a little girl, what tricks do you dare to play, sister will solve you in minutes, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!"

The little beggar said:

"Second sister of the Feng family, you let go of your hand first, it hurts."

I wondered, why did she stop talking about Mandarin, it was very strange, a bit like a foreigner speaking Chinese. But she imitated our voice and didn't even stop at it, and she was very fluent.

The sister pushed hard and let go of the beggar.

The beggar stood up and stretched out his hand to his sister and motioned for the human skin lantern, which she glanced at her and put it at her feet. Then the beggar picked up the lantern, took a lighter out of his pocket, lit the candle inside, and a blue light slowly lit up.

The beggar turned to look at me and said:

"Brother Shi, let's stand shoulder to shoulder, and each of us picks a lantern. Come with me, thank you. ”

I looked at Sister Iron, my sister nodded, I picked up my sister's lantern just now, and followed the beggar to the bronze bridge.

The two of us stood on the left and right sides of the bronze bridge, facing the opposite bank of the river, and if we took one step further we would fall into the river, and I don't know how many pork belly cows were waiting to eat my pork belly with skin, and God knows how the beggar wanted to cross the river?

The beggar said:

"Please stand and hold your position, and we will extinguish the candle together and light it again, repeat three times."

The monk who got my second brother-in-law couldn't touch his brain, and Sister Yan was afraid that the beggar would do something crooked, so she stood behind the beggar and let her brother-in-law stand behind me, for fear of danger.

Extinguish, ignite, extinguish, ignite, extinguish, ignite.

I looked at the beggar puzzled, and at this time, in the darkness on the other side of the bridge, two blue lights appeared!