Chapter 5 - Come and show you a baby
Chapter 5 - Come and show you a baby
Tang Yuan, who left the village of Fengzhi, embarked on the road to the village of the demon slayer. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Then, naturally, he got lost.
Because he didn't know where the demon slayer's village was.
"Ahhhh Why do you want to find a village now, but you can't find one!? ”
A frenzied roar echoed through the trees, startling a crowd of birds.
I vaguely remember that it seems to have gone a long way, is it in the wrong direction?
I took out my phone and wanted to try if GPS could work, but I remembered that there were no satellites in the sky during the Warring States period (nonsense).
"Oh yes! Aren't I allowed to fly? Why don't you fly into the sky and look into the distance? ”
Impressed by his own wit, Tang Yuan used his telekinesis to pull himself to the sky, and when he looked down from a height, his vision was really much better.
So he noticed that there was smoke coming from somewhere in a certain direction - whatever the case was, if it was smoking, there must be someone, and even if it wasn't good, there were monsters.
After deciding which direction to go, Tang Yuan floated back to the ground - no way, the mental power was not enough, if the spiritual power was strong enough, he would not mind flying over directly.
I finally rushed all the way over, but found that it was a ghost (a Japanese ghost, not a ghost from Huaxia) roasting a wild boar there...... The kind of roasted ...... that hasn't been plucked and the chamber hasn't been opened. Can you eat this baked?
Originally, I wanted to ask this ghost for directions, but although this guy was very friendly and didn't mean to attack Tang Yuan, but there was a problem with the IQ of this thing, and he just couldn't speak human words, even if it was the translation system of the main god, he was helpless.
Well, it's been a long time to toss! Tang Yuan, who was disappointed, had no choice but to leave.
Looking at the stupid ghost who was still there grabbing the wild boar with his hands and putting it into the fire (I have special barbecue skills), Tang Yuan felt that he had actually tried to talk to him before, and he was really as stupid as him.
After continuing to walk for a week, he still didn't encounter a village - let alone a village, not even a human being, Tang Yuan, who couldn't bear it, floated into the sky again, and looked at it from a distance, this time he saw a large area of cooking smoke in the distance, it should be that the village had not run away.
"Hoo ......"
Finally found a place where there were people, and Tang Yuan, who was relieved, hurriedly rushed in that direction.
As a result, after walking for most of the day, he saw a mighty army of thousands of people coming towards him, and when Tang Yuan stepped forward to confirm whether there was a village in front of him, he learned that there was no village at all, and the cooking smoke was just the smoke from the army camping and cooking just now.
“……”
Tang Yuan, who saw the army go away, just wanted to look up to the sky and shout: "You Laozi, I feel bitter in my heart!" ”
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Fortunately, after being lost for half a month, when Tang Yuan's eyes were bloodshot and his face was hideous, he felt that he had been abandoned by the world and was about to become a wild man, he met a monk by chance.
After a brief communication, Tang Yuan finally learned where the nearest village was, thanked the monk repeatedly, and rushed in the direction where he was directed.
I went there but found that it was a trap, and I was made dumplings by a group of monsters, according to the leader, death also makes you die clearly, that monk is our comrade in disguise, specifically fooling those people in the wilderness to come to this trap.
“……”
Tang Yuan lowered his head, and because of the shadow of the big hood of the cloak, it was impossible to see his face.
"What's wrong with you? Feed! You have to keep a calm mind! I've heard that stupid humans don't taste good......," said the youkai who took the lead.
"Hey......" a voice came from under the cloak.
“?” The monsters don't know why.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Hahahahahaha-" Tang Yuan raised his head with a blackened smile on his face, "Why are you playing Lao Tzu!?" I can't find a village to rest in, right!? I'm not afraid that Lao Tzu will take revenge on society, right!? ”
"Oh no, boss!" A monster with a sharp-beaked monkey gills that couldn't tell what the main body was said to the one who took the lead, "This human is going crazy! I've heard that a crazy person smells fishy when he dies, so we have to kill him while he's not completely insane! ”
"Makes sense." The monster who took the lead nodded, picked up the big knife that was originally inserted in the side, and slashed at Tang Yuan's neck.
Telekinesis!
Tang Yuan instantly appeared behind the leader, and then reached out to his head.
Mental blast!
A cloud of spiritual power erupted from inside the monster's brain, and even if it didn't blow his head apart, it would blow him up like a fool!
However, he didn't even have a chance to be a fool, and his whole head burst open, and red and white were sprinkled everywhere, and a circle of monsters around him looked at this scene in a daze, and they were silent for a while.
"Ho ho ...... Ho-ho-ho-ho......" Tang Yuan let out a dry laugh, "What are you looking at?" Let's go together, maybe you can really take me down......"
“……”
The monsters were stunned again, and then they didn't know who shouted:
"He's only one man! Let's go together!! ”
As soon as this classic Flag came out, all the monsters rushed to Tang Yuan with a scream as if they had been beaten with ox blood, and they shouted "The liver is mine", "I want the thigh", "I want the whip and aphrodisiac, I want something", that scene is like falling from the sky and a group of people grabbing the only umbrella.
"Uh-huh, hey, hey......" Tang Yuan still smiled, and took out the AKM495 from the ring.
It's just a group of little monsters that are not much stronger than humans, and even catching people has to rely on traps to catch them, how much combat power do you expect them to have?
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Shook his head.
"Damn, hey...... too" Seeing that there was not a single intact corpse around, Tang Yuan carefully recalled the details of what he had done before, and couldn't help but feel a faint feeling of nausea.
Isn't it just that you can't find humans? What's the big deal?
After blackening once, after venting enough, Tang Yuan's mentality suddenly improved, and he no longer had the impatience of not being able to find a human settlement, but walked and stopped step by step without hurrying on the way, sometimes looking at the mountains, sometimes looking at the water, so leisurely.
I only walked for half a day, and when I was passing by a river, I saw a girl lying on the ground with her ass pouting and reaching out to fish in the river.
“……”
Girl, that big fox tail behind your ass is quite conspicuous.
As if sensing Tang Yuan's gaze, this girl turned her head - yo, she looks pretty good.
It's a pity that he is relatively young, and Tang Yuan likes the big sister type, and he has no love for such girls.
"Yo," the vixen greeted, "a human?" Why don't you come and catch fish for us? ”
"......" Tang Yuan scratched his head, not knowing what to say.
It seems that in Japanese mythology, most fox spirits don't harm people, but just like to play tricks on people, even the famous Tamamo is only "incarnated as a beautiful woman to confuse the king", and later it was slowly blackened after being taught to be a man by An [Harmony] Bei Tai (that is, the grandson of An [Harmony] Bei Qingming......
Looking at the reaction of this kitsune, it is estimated that the kitsune in the world view of "Inuyasha" is not much hostile to humans, just like most Japanese mythology.
"Girl, do you think I look like a good person?" Tang Yuan scratched his head and asked--too, wearing an impermeable black cloak, carrying a big box on his back that he didn't know what to hold, looking sneaky, if this image appeared on the street, then there would be a note to come over and ask questions.
"It doesn't matter if you're a good person or not." The vixen shrugged, "We're a man anyway." ”
“???” Tang Yuan looked at the curvaceous and flat-chested vixen in front of him, and put on a black question mark face.
"What? You don't believe it? The vixen reached out and grabbed the ties of his clothes, "Why don't we untie them?" Come here, let's show you a baby. ”
"No, no, no." Tang Yuan hurriedly waved his hand, he was not a, and he didn't have any hobbies, especially Yoo or something, thank you for not being sensitive.
"Isn't that the end of it? Come and help us catch the fish, we owe you a personal favor. The vixen wagged his tail and habitually put on a seductive smile.
"......" Tang Yuan's face immediately turned green.
Could it be that God sent this thing down to bend me?
[End of chapter]
The author is talking nonsense about time: In my setting, this pseudo-girl fox is a certain dragon set in the original work - friendly reminder, it is a dragon set that has just appeared and has received a lunch box and has not shown his face at all (just because he has not shown his face, so it can be set casually), book friends can send it out if they guess, and I won't tell you the correct answer anyway...... It's a scam for book reviews, and the book review area is so deserted...... It may also be because the book has a small number of words, not many people have read it, and there are few things to discuss......
Finally, be cheeky and ask for a recommendation, anyway, the skin is already so thick.