"Ergou, does the dead fat man really use a battle mech?"

Sauerkraut asked like this, because he saw the No. 1 combat mech, staggered and just took a step, and then swayed back, frightened the onlookers behind him, and his mother screamed and swarmed and ran, for fear that the combat mech would sit on them. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ergou stared at the mecha for a long time before squeezing out three words from between his teeth, "It's hard to say!" ”

"Aren't you his retinue? Why don't you even know if he can fly a battle mech? The sauerkraut apricot eyes glared, and the power of the little tigress was immediately revealed.

"I really don't know, what I said just now was all from the boss's own nonsense, when the boss was in the mechanical maintenance department, I was still in the transportation department." Ergou had a bitter face, he had 120,000 points of respect for sauerkraut, if nothing else, just because she could control Luo Fatzi.

"That said, it's also the first time you've seen a dead fat man on a battle mech?" Sauerkraut's eyes widened suddenly.

Ergou nodded, indicating acquiescence.

"Oh my God!" The sauerkraut let out a wail, this dead fat man is too good to make a fuss, doesn't he know that this is a battle mecha and not a toy, and it is difficult to get a human life.

Under the watchful eye, the No. 1 battle mech moved forward and backward several times, and finally seemed to find a feeling, and finally walked out in a hurry.

The No. 1 combat mech, like a baby who had just learned to walk, walked staggeringly, and after a few steps, the entire mecha stumbled and lay directly on the ground.

The crowd of onlookers originally couldn't help laughing, but the fat man was the boss of Baibaoxing, giving face.

This fall dog eats, and I can't help it if I want to, and the whole game field laughs constantly.

As long as you are not blind, you can see that this dead fat man is the first time to drive a combat mech.

Mecha No. 1 struggled to get up from the ground and finally came to the center of the field.

The referee, who was sweating all over his head, immediately announced the start of the competition.

Renault was on the No. 11 battle mech, originally a little nervous, before seeing the fat man so confident, I thought he still had two more hits, but I didn't expect that this fat man couldn't even open the mecha, Renault's nose was crooked, and he was more and more sure that this dead fat man had deliberately insulted himself before!

After Renault was angry, he laughed again, just taking this opportunity to teach this fat man who didn't know how to live or die a hard lesson.

At that time, as long as you kick the mecha in the chest a few times, the huge impact force is enough to shock the dead fat man's whole body and hurt for a week.

It's a pity that you can't use a laser lightsaber in the game, otherwise you can take advantage of the responsibility of missing hands and directly stab this dead fat man.

Renault thought hatefully.

The No. 1 mecha was quite heroic, and when he saw the No. 11 mecha standing still, he took the initiative to go over to fight the other party, and just took a few steps, his body shook and sat on the ground.

“......”

After a brief silence, there was a mountain of laughter.

Some onlookers covered their stomachs, shouting and laughing with stomach pain, and even sauerkraut covered their eyes with their hands, and couldn't bear to look at it anymore.

I saw the No. 1 combat mecha fall to the ground, struggled several times, and failed to stand up, at this moment, the No. 1 combat mecha stretched out its arm, as if to be helped up, and the crowd of onlookers laughed even more.

Roger, who was on the No. 3 mecha, was sweating all over his head, and from the abnormal behavior of the No. 1 mecha, Roger could basically conclude that Luo Fat Man would not be able to control the combat mecha at all.

Renault's face turned pale, and he was more and more sure that the dead fat man was deliberately playing with himself before, and an opponent like the dead fat man, even if he won, would be extremely disgraceful!

At this time, Renault couldn't wait to go over directly and trample the dead fat man to death, considering that there were still many onlookers, Renault gritted his teeth, drove the No. 11 combat mech, and was extremely reluctant to pull the No. 1 mecha.

Just when the No. 11 mecha was about to touch the No. 1 mecha, the No. 1 mecha suddenly turned over, like a puppy crawling, using all fours together, and the speed was amazing.

In the blink of an eye, he circled behind Mecha No. 11, stretched out two giant steel palms, instantly grabbed Mecha No. 11's feet, and then pulled back violently.

The mutation was too fast, and when Renault realized that something was wrong, he felt that the dead fat man's mecha had long since disappeared, and the No. 11 mecha he was driving in the next second had fallen to the ground.

The No. 1 mecha, which had performed obscenity and poor before, suddenly became brave, dragged the feet of the No. 11 mecha with both hands, stood up suddenly, and directly lifted the No. 11 mecha upside down from head to foot.

This is......

The onlookers burst into laughter and their eyes widened.

I heard a strange rattling sound from Mecha No. 1, and grabbed Mecha No. 11's ankles with both hands, and shook it up and down.

After a while, it seemed that it was not enough, and the No. 1 mecha also jumped up, increasing the impact of shaking up and down, deliberately letting Renault inside vomit out all the food he ate in the morning.

Everyone present was stunned, all the previous performances of Dare No. 1 armor were deliberately pretended, and after a short silence, everyone burst into laughter again.

Like everyone else, the boss with a long sauerkraut mouth retracted after a while, covered his mouth and laughed, scolding in his heart for such a trivial and shameless thing, only this dead fat man can do it.

Unlike laymen, Roger, who was on the No. 3 mecha, felt a chill, although Luo Fatman's approach seemed shameless, but this is the classic military method that has been handed down thousands of years ago: show the enemy to be weak, and the soldiers are not tired of cheating.

If you encounter this kind of enemy on the battlefield, it will be really terrible, on the battlefield, there is no such thing as dishonorable, and the one who survives is the real winner.

Besides, Luo Fatzi's move is extremely risky, and if there is a slight accident, he will lose a lot, the reason why Luo Fatzi was able to succeed is that in addition to covering it up too well before, he also completely pondered the psychology of the other party's underestimating enemy.

It is estimated that enough is upside down, and the No. 1 mecha directly threw the No. 11 mecha out like a sandbag, fell heavily to the ground, and then raised two fingers very coquettishly.

I don't know, I thought that Luo Fatzi was raising a victory gesture, and he knew the inside story of sauerkraut, so he hurriedly looked down at his watch, from the referee's announcement to the end just now, the difference of three seconds was exactly two minutes.

Just as Luo Fat Man wanted, as soon as Renault rolled out of the cab, he knelt on the ground and vomited violently, looking at the terrible vomiting appearance, and even doubted whether he would vomit out his intestines.

Luo Fatzi, who got off the mecha, looked like a victor, kept high-fiveing and celebrating with the crowd around him, turned around, and finally Xi Zizi stood in front of the sauerkraut, and did not speak, the proud expression on his face said everything.

"Scoundrel!" Sauerkraut glanced at Luo Fatzi, and then sneered again.

Although the appearance of the fat man, as well as the various things he showed, is definitely not the appearance of Prince Charming in the sauerkraut dream, but there is also a faint sense of goodwill.

Of course, it's just a good feeling!

"Shameless, despicable! I can't believe that you would use such a trick! After vomiting, Renault, who was pale, came to the fat man in a huff.

"Two minutes, I won you! That's enough! Luo Fatzi glanced at Renault and said without blushing.

"him for two minutes, we'll try it again, and I'll be able to screw your head!" Renault's face turned white and he screamed angrily.

"Zhengda Bright?" Luo Fatzi looked at Renault with idiotic eyes and said, "On the battlefield, will the enemy also compete with you in the open?" Could it be that you lost, and you still ran to your enemies and shouted, please give you me another chance, I will definitely knock you down? ”

"Mentally retarded!"

"You ......" Renault trembled angrily, clenched his fists, and was about to fight with Luo Fatzi, what kind of gentlemanly etiquette at this time had already flown to Java.

"Renault, have you made enough trouble!" Roger, who had just arrived, shouted violently, and immediately scared Renault.

"Who do you think you're talking to? Do you know who the person standing in front of you is? Roger then punched Renault to the ground.

Renaud looked at Roger in horror, and then looked at Fat Luo in surprise!

Renault saw Roger's respectful look towards the fat man, no matter how stupid his brain was, he reacted, Roger had only one boss, and that was the boss of Baibaoxing, Luo Xiaobing Luo Fat.

Seeing that Renault looked demented, Roger kicked again, "He's the pirate king of our Hundred Treasures!" Your Excellency Luo Xiaobing! ”

Renault's eyes were straight, the sky was spinning, and he was paralyzed on the ground, he had seen Luo Fat Man before, and that was when Luo Fat Man was in the lair of the Wright Star Black Tiger, and he was surrendering.

It's just that Renault at that time was kneeling at the back and didn't see the true face of Luo Fatzi at all.