Chapter 34 - You sit down with Lao Tzu!

"Do you want to smoke a cigarette?"

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"Oh, then I'll give you a rough idea of what's going on...... Actually, I have a question that I don't understand. Tang Yuan threw the cigarette box aside without any embarrassment, and the cigarette in his hand bounced on the ashtray and put it back in his mouth, "Honestly...... You should have some impression of what happened before, I don't know what you were doing, anyway...... Well, you've already died once anyway. ”

"Cut, is it really true?" Kagura pursed her lips sullenly.

"Well, why are you still alive...... Naturally, because this supernatural power is vast and omnipotent, it can kill thousands of people with a flick of its tail...... Thanks to me! ”

"Really? As far as I know, you don't have a tail. ”

"Uh...... Why are you focusing on this? I am the one who raised you! That's not how you shouldn't react! Why so calm? ”

Kagura opened the fan to cover the lower half of her face: "Oh? Is it? I didn't ask you to resurrect me......"

Tang Yuan was stunned when he heard this, and he was speechless.

"So...... Why did God and I die inexplicably? Kagura stared at him, and the folding fan moved up again, revealing only a pair of eyes, "I'm curious, why did the two big living people die so inexplicably?" I remember my chest hurting before I died...... There's always a reason for everything, right? ”

"Ahh......h......h And then...... Hey, girl, can you put the fan away, I think you will always unconsciously think of an old monster who has witnessed the opening of Pangu......"

"Oh, I see." When Kagura heard it, was this scolding himself for being old in disguise? "Huh" put away the fan and brushed his bangs, "In other words, you destroyed my and Kanna's hearts by the way when you killed Naraku?" Quite can, you? That being the case, then why should we thank you for resurrecting us? Besides, I didn't let you resurrect us. ”

"You really should thank me...... Tang Yuan pointed to Kagura's chest, "Listen, aren't the hearts of the two of you coming back automatically after the resurrection?" ”

Kagura covered her chest and paused, and her eyes widened: "Ah, really......"

"So, that's what I helped you get back, and I killed Naraku - although I couldn't let you see Naraku die in front of you as you said, but Naraku is really dead!" Tang Yuan waved his hand, "This problem is over, and I didn't say how I want you to thank me...... I just want to ask, why did you appear directly in my independent space after being resurrected? ”

"Independent space...... Do you mean this? Kagura pointed to her feet and shrugged, "Who would know that?" It was as if I wanted to be here, the sky was dark, and there wasn't even a single wind. ”

"Uh...... Forget it, I guess you didn't have a body when you died, so you were relocated when you came back to life...... As for why it was transferred to me, it is probably a pit. ”

"In that case, can we leave?" Kagura asked as she pulled Kanna to her feet.

"Okay, okay, let's go......" Tang Yuan waved his hand again, "clicked", and a crack opened beside him, "Go in from here, you can return to the outside world, I wish you two a hundred years of good luck for a hundred years, ah, I won't send it here." ”

"Neurotic." Kagura pulled Kamino and left the independent space through the rift with this sentence.

Tang Yuan didn't care about her scolding herself for being insane, but sat on the sofa and opened her watch and began to look up the instructions for the resurrection, he felt that the problem should be this......

According to the character of the main god's "hindsight", the explanation about the resurrection always pops up after the resurrection, Tang Yuan has already had relevant instructions after resurrecting his relatives, but at that time he was too lazy to look at the resurrection, what else is there to explain?

However, when Tang Yuan read this explanation, he almost spewed out saliva.

[About the resurrection location: If the resurrected target has a corpse (a part of the corpse is also acceptable), the target will be resurrected directly on the corpse, and if there is no corpse, the target will be resurrected in the main god space by default.] 】

", the problem is Lao Tzu, the main god...... Lao Tzu, the main god, doesn't have the space for the main god! Tang Yuan smashed his watch vigorously, and in the eyes of the reverse hair knot next to him, he was completely staring at his left arm for a long time, and then suddenly convulsed and smashed his left hand with his right hand, looking like he was really nervous.

Now he roughly understood, because by default, the target without a corpse would be resurrected in the main god space, but Tang Yuan's main god was a castrated version, and there was no main god space, so he was directly resurrected in this independent space - and Tang Yuan also guessed that if there was no such independent space, Kagura God No Sisters might also be resurrected in some strange places, such as his original real world...... Or his storage ring, which doesn't say it can store living things, but it doesn't say it can't! It's just that it might be very uncomfortable to stay inside......

If you think about it, there is normal air pressure, but there is no air, no matter how you think about it, it seems strange, right? Since there is no air, how does the so-called "air pressure" come from? Why do you put something with air in it (especially a canister of compressed gas like dog repellent) and don't explode?

“……”

The more I think about it, the stranger it becomes, but putting aside the environment inside the ring, the body of the reverse hair knot is a dead man's head with a built-in comb, and since it has been demonized, it is not clear whether it is a dead thing or a living thing, anyway, when she was put in the ring, she was not alive, more vigorous than seafood.

Thinking about it this way, Tang Yuan felt that there was really no sense of disobedience at all, if he didn't have this independent space, then Kagura Kanna would really be resurrected in the storage ring by default, I'm afraid that I didn't know it at all, and as a result, the two sisters were suffocated in it as soon as they were resurrected, which would be really interesting. (Judging from the fact that Kagura and Kanna didn't feel it for a long time in their independent space, if they were really resurrected in the ring, they might really be suffocated to death)

"Boss, what are you thinking?" Seeing that Tang Yuan was sitting motionless on the sofa, he didn't even react when the cigarette butt burned his fingers, so he went over and leaned on his lap and shouted.

"Huh?" Tang Yuan was shouted back to his senses by her, only then did he notice the cigarette butt in his hand that had been completely burnt, and threw it into the ashtray on the side, and then he stood up, pulled the reverse hair knot, and opened a crack.

"It's okay, let's go, if you eat hot pot at noon, you should prepare now, you have to help me, otherwise I will put two catties of mustard in the white soup at that time, red and white are spicy, I see which side you eat......"

"Ah, boss, you can't do that! I'm doing you a favor just ......."

The two of them laughed and left the independent space and returned to the outside world, and the position that Tang Yuan opened was still in the same place, that is, in the medicine garden of Sister Feng.

As a result, as soon as the two of them came out of the rift, they were shocked by the scene outside.

Tang Yuan looked at the medicine garden that had been razed to the ground, and then Inuyasha and Sister Kaede, who were in a mess not far away...... I looked around again, and found Kagura and Kanna sitting not far away, watching the play.

So Tang Yuan ran to Kagura and asked, "What's wrong with this, this, this?" Why did Sister Feng and Ergouzi fight? ”

"Huh." Kagura smiled and replied, "What's wrong with you?" This is where you're based, isn't it? I didn't expect it to be directly near Edo, and I used to pass by Edo a lot, so I didn't know that your base was here......"

"Oh, don't talk about this, just tell me how the two fought."

"Oh...... So, when I came out of you, I saw that I was in a medicine garden, beside me...... It was the one-eyed witch who was busy working in the medicine garden, and she looked at me and said hello to me, she was quite nice...... Oh, by the way, isn't that one-eyed witch your concubine? ”

"Don't go off-topic, keep going for me." Tang Yuan saw that Kagura was talking and was about to talk about gossip, and he was suddenly anxious.

"Oh, it seems that the one-eyed shrine maiden is indeed your concubine...... Okay, I continued, ah, I said hello to her, and then I didn't know when Inuyasha came back to the village, and as soon as I came out, I heard him roar from afar, 'It's the smell of that bastard Naraku!!' And then there was another 'Wind Wound!!' "Something, a big move from afar came towards me, and I and the one-eyed witch were stunned, and when we came back to our senses, this medicine garden would be like this." ”

“……”

After listening to the ins and outs of Kagura's explanation, Tang Yuan only felt that his forehead was full of black lines.

The second dog, is this a death? Knowing that this direction is Sister Feng's medicine garden, still shoot a big move here? Didn't he smell the scent of Sister Feng?

"Oh, isn't that right?" He looked at Sister Feng who was in a state of rage in the distance, a layer of cold sweat oozed from his back, but he felt that something was wrong, "Then why did Sister Feng fight with him?" Shouldn't you fight him? ”

Kagura shook her fan awkwardly, "I would like to, but that ...... That one-eyed shrine maiden's name is 'Kaede', isn't it? Kaede looked at the ruined medicine garden, then turned her face directly, took out an iron cannon and shot at Inuyasha...... I didn't even have time to say a word from beginning to end. ”

“……”

Tang Yuan looked at the battle situation in the distance, Sister Kaede became more and more courageous, and Inuyasha probably knew that she was at a loss and that her own people were not easy to start, so she had been parrying, and Sister Kaede was holding a heavy machine gun in her hand and hitting Inuyasha all over the ground......

"The eldest sister likes to tease the dogs......" After watching it for a long time, Tang Yuan said such a sentence.

Then Sister Kaede in the distance made a big move, pointing at Inuyasha and shouting, "Don't forget who put that rosary on you!" Inuyasha, sit down for me!! ”

"Poof-wow-" The earth shuddered as it slammed, and there was a loud bang.

Then Sister Kaede wasn't done yet, pointing to Inuyasha lying on the ground and continuing to shout: "Sit down, sit down, sit down...... Sit down!! ”

"......" Tang Yuan covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at the tragic situation over there - it is estimated that the second dog has sunk into the ground several meters deep, right?

I hope I don't get a powder fracture all over my body...... (Powder 23333)

[To be continued]