Lin Yang worshiped the mountain, and from then on he was considered the camp of the female snail girl. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info But Lin Yang is not the boy of the female snail Niangniang, and the female snail Niangniang will not keep him in the Nuwa Palace, which is the same as the female snail Niangniang leading the demons, but she will not let any demon leader stay in the Nusnail Palace. If the female snail has something, she will naturally ask the boy to summon Lin Yang. Ordinary people want to find Lin Yang, it may not be easy to find, but the saint wants to find someone, unless there are other saints to help you cover up, otherwise, there is really nothing that you can't find.

There are three days left on March 15, which is the birthday of the female snail mother, and Lin Yang has just taken refuge in the female snail mother, so naturally he has to prepare a congratulatory gift. As a saint of the female snail Niangniang, ordinary items or something really can't get into her eyes. When you reach the realm of a saint, if you still care about anything, it's probably face. Lin Yang is familiar with how to do what he likes and how to give gifts.

To praise a person, especially an ancient goddess like the female snail Niangniang, first sing praises to her holiness, and then praise her appearance, it will surely make her heart bloom. A female saint is also a woman, and there is no one who does not like to praise her for her beauty. But if you praise it directly, it seems to be a bit of a sycophant, so you have to sing the praises of sainthood first to pave the way.

Lin Yang is so literary, less than half an hour later, meticulously crafted, and wrote a female snail fu. The idea is far-reaching, the rhetoric is gorgeous, the words are beautiful, and the sky is falling. Whoever reads it will only feel that the words have something to say, and they have to praise it. Because Lin Yang gave it a literary atmosphere, all the female snail believers who have seen it will benefit.

Lin Yang wrote this female snail inscription on the powder wall of the female snail temple, and then temporarily stayed in the Chaoge City to watch the changes. A mere song city, Lin Yang swept over at a glance, and he could see clearly in any corner, even if it was the palace.

As soon as this female snail fu came out, it was passed on by the believers of the female snail palace on the same day. This kind of literary brilliance, at a glance, can also be invigorating articles, naturally famous. Therefore, before the March 15th arrived, a large number of people flocked to the Nusnail Temple to worship sincerely.

Such a major event was known to the whole city, and it was spread to the court on the same day, and the king of Shang and a cadre of ministers were known to everyone.

The so-called different people look at the problem from different angles. For example, the king of Shang, Lin Yang praised the exploits and beauty of the female snail Niangniang, which aroused the curiosity of the king of Shang. Emperor, merit is his face, and women are his preference. So there is no need for the minister to remind him, the king of Shang wants to take a look. At this time, there are too many people, so it is naturally not suitable to go, and the king of Shang travels, of course, he waits for the birthday of the female snail Niangniang, and clears the scene first.

And Prime Minister Shang Rong and Uncle Wang, who are both famous sages, have seen more. Aside from the respect for the female snail mother, they saw the extraordinaryness of the author of this female snail endowment, and intended to find out and recommend it to the imperial court. It's a pity that Lin Yang only left one name, just a mortal, if you want to find out Lin Yang, it is as difficult as climbing to the sky.

Three days passed leisurely.

On March 15, the king of Shang took a chariot, accompanied by two classes of civil and military, and went to Nuwa Palace to make incense. Luan drove out of the south gate of Chaoge, every house burned incense and set fires, and every household made colorful carpets. Three thousand iron horses, eight hundred royal forests, Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, escorted, and the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty. Go to Nuwa Palace. The Son of Heaven left the chariot, went to the main hall, and was in the incense burner; The civil and military came with the class to congratulate him. The king of the palace looked at the magnificence.

Because Lin Yang blew the beauty of the female snail Niangniang, it aroused the curiosity of the king of Shang. The king of Shang naturally wanted to open the curtain and take a look at the statue of the female snail Niangniang. Before the king could make a move, a sudden gust of wind blew up the curtain.

Lin Yang was hidden in the void, curious about this gust of wind.

This gust of wind is obviously abnormal, how can there be wind in the Nusnail Temple. Even if the wind blows, the Manchu Dynasty is both civil and military, and the wind blows in, and it is also blocked. But this gust of wind blew inexplicably.

It's greasy!

Lin Yang looked around the Nuwa Temple and found nothing. Lin Yang used the technique of calculation to calculate again, but he couldn't figure it out.

That's interesting.

Next, naturally, the king of Shang composed a poem because he saw the beauty of the female snail Niangniang:

"Fengluanbao's tent scene is very, and it is full of lacquered and golden. Ququ distant mountains fly emerald color; Dancing sleeves reflect the sunset. Pear blossoms with rain compete for beauty; Peony cage smoke and charming. But he has to be enchanting to move and take back the king of Changle. ”

I have to say that the king of Shang is cowardly, and there is no lower limit to death.

Prime Minister Shang Rong couldn't see it, and persuaded the king that Nuwa was the righteous god of the ancients and the blessed lord of the song. Do not be disrespectful to her, lest you be sinned against the holy. At the same time, he begged the king to wash him with water. Even if it is a poem, it should be inscribed like Lin Yang's female snail endowment.

The king of Shang naturally did not admit that he had blasphemy, and only said that he was praising the female snail and refused to listen. In the understanding of the king of Shang, Lin Yang can inscribe, and so can he himself. The female snail Niangniang has never shown miracles, so the king of Shang has not known enough and thinks it doesn't matter.

The king of Shang even rejected the words of Prime Minister Shang Rong, and the Manchu Dynasty was civil and military, so naturally he didn't dare to say much.

Lin Yang saw this scene and planned to give the king of Shang a chance.

On the way back to the palace with three thousand iron horsemen, eight hundred imperial forests, and the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military forces, Lin Yang cast a spell and blew a tornado.

Lin Yang's tornado, how can it be stopped by mere mortals, even Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, has no power to resist. A tornado passed, three thousand iron horsemen, eight hundred imperial forests, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, except for the prime minister, all turned on their backs. One by one, they were blown staggered and disheveled.

After the tornado, Shang Rong was shocked, because this tornado actually recognized people, and he was also in the team of the king of Xu, but he was fine, and everyone else was blown by the tornado. What does this mean, it must be that God has eyes, and punished these people who are disrespectful to the female snail mother.

Shang Rong persuaded the king again, begging him to return to the Nusnail Temple and sincerely repent. Three thousand iron horsemen, eight hundred imperial forests, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty also echoed, this Nima's, this tornado is too weird, if it is really blamed on the gods, how can it be obtained.

Sometimes, this emperor has a very strange mind, he has not seen the gods, and he may not believe it. The king of Shang said that if there was another tornado, he would go back and repent, otherwise it would be an accident.

Lin Yang saw this situation, and he was also helpless. Lin Yang gave the Shang King a chance, and since the Shang King didn't know how to cherish it, it was better to wait for death.

The king of Shang waited for a while, and when he saw that there was no more tornado, he asked the soldiers and ministers to drive back to the palace.

The three thousand iron horsemen, the eight hundred imperial forests, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were also puzzled at this time, not sure if it was an accident just now, or if it was really angry from heaven. Since the king spoke, they also followed.

Shang Rong saw that the king did not listen, so he had to beg to leave, and he went to the Nusnail Temple to pray. The king didn't allow it, just kidding, Shang Rong ran to pray, didn't he say that it was really the anger of heaven and the gods, where did he put his face? Shang Rong asked again, but the king still didn't allow it. Shang Rong asked for three times, but the king was impatient and let Shang Rong do it himself.

When Shang Rong returned to the Nusnail Temple again, he found that the poem inscribed by the king had disappeared. Shang Rong asked the believers in the temple if anyone had erased the handwriting, and the believers said that they had never seen the handwriting at all.

This is naturally Lin Yang's handwriting, only the king of Zhou, three thousand iron horses, eight hundred imperial forests, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty can be seen, and ordinary people can't see the poems inscribed by the king. It's a small thing, but it's a big means, the so-called Lin Yang lets whoever sees it, who can see it. Let whoever can't see it, who can't see it.

This kind of disrespectful poem to the female snail mother, of course, cannot be seen by ordinary people, so as not to damage the face of the female snail mother. As for the three thousand iron horsemen, the eight hundred imperial forests, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, since they listened to the king of Zhou, they would be buried with the Shang Dynasty of the king of Zhou.

Shang Rong learned about this, and then contacted the previous tornado, and was even more sure, this must be the anger of the gods, otherwise, there would not be such a strange thing. Shang Rong dared to be lazy, and immediately knelt in front of the statue of the female snail Niangniang and prayed sincerely.

It's a pity that the female snail Niangniang went to Huoyun Cave to visit her brother Fuxi at this time, and she didn't have time to pay attention to Shang Rong. Poor Shang Rong knelt for a long time without any response, and then left uneasy.

After Shang Rong went back, he didn't dare to slack off, so he immediately entered the palace to find the king and told him about the matter in detail. The king sent someone to check, and then something happened that made him confused, and the person he sent couldn't enter the Nusnail Temple at all.

At this moment, the king didn't know that the matter was big, which showed that he was indeed convicted by heaven.

The next day, Shang Rong opened the road, and the king of Xuan led 3,000 iron cavalry, 800 royal forests, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty to go to the Nusnail Temple to ask for guilt. It's a pity that except for Shang Rong, everyone else can't get in. No matter how long the king of Shang knelt in front of the Nusnail Temple, it was useless.

The reason is very simple, the king can't get in because the female snail mother already knows about it. This is naturally what Lin Yang told the female snail Niangniang, and Lin Yang even gave the King of Su a chance, but the King of Su didn't know how to cherish it. So the female snail Niangniang has made up her mind to teach the king a lesson. Don't underestimate a woman's vindictiveness, it's useless to ask for guilt afterwards.