Chapter 215: Yunshan Godson (Middle)
Nobita, this kid, took advantage of Ganyun Mountain to look around for a weapon, and jumped up to the roof of my pigsty along the bamboo ladder that was erected on the edge of the eaves.
Standing on it, trembling and confronting Gan Yunshan with his throat.
Gan Yunshan picked up a hoe from the pergola in my yard, pointed at Nobita and shouted, "Rabbit cub, you come down for me!" ”
Nobita squatted next to each other by the eaves: "I don't." ”
Gan Yunshan was so angry that he pointed at Nobita and scolded: "The champion of the college entrance examination, just like you, also like the champion of the college entrance examination?" I don't know you yet, Daddy? One plus two doesn't know if it's equal to three, can you still be admitted to college? You give it to me, and I promise not to kill you. ”
It can be seen that Gan Yunshan is really moving, I am surprised, isn't it just cheating and getting admitted to a university, as for being so excited?
However, it seems that this thing is indeed a bit awkward to say, not to mention a person like Gan Yunshan, the whole village knows that Nobita is a person who does not learn countless things, and he will definitely be poked in the backbone in the future.
It is estimated that Gan Yunshan will have to walk with his head down for a long time in the future, or he will simply be embarrassed to go back to the village.
People are terrible, although Gan Yunshan has made a fortune over the years, but in the face of his fellow villagers, there is still no boss at all, in his own words, without these fathers and villagers in the village, there will be the current Ganyun Mountain, people can not forget their roots.
Gan Yunshan was also angry, and as soon as he raised his hand, he threw the hoe on the roof, which frightened Nobita and jumped to the side.
Nobita jumped and held his face on his shoulder, and shouted as if he was about to cry: "Gan Yunshan, am I still your son?" Lao Tzu, I took the top prize in the exam, and I glorified our ancestors for the Gan family, is there such a thing as you? Are you ready to erase a shining new star of our old Gan family? ”
Gan Yunshan picked up the basket of fruits on the table again, threw it directly on the roof, and scolded angrily: "Glory Ancestor? Your ancestors have lost all that little face, you bastard, how do I usually teach you? Didn't Lao Tzu tell you that you can cause trouble and make trouble, but the people of our Lao Gan family, who are doing the right thing, are doing the right thing, when did they use this kind of means of cheating? You kid has high means, you can even cheat in the college entrance examination, even my father is impressed with you, you come down, see if I don't smoke you to death. ”
Bang, an apple was thrown up, and Nobita was crushed by a kick, almost falling off.
Gan Yunshan didn't blink his eyes, took off his suit and threw it on the ground, and then picked up a bench and was about to smash it up.
I looked at Nobita's trembling and stumbling appearance of walking and stumbling around and couldn't dodge, and said in my heart that this bench went up, and it was definitely smashed down, so wouldn't it be a good fall?
I hurriedly went up and hugged Gan Yunshan and pressed him hard: "Godfather, godfather, this won't work, something will happen." ”
Gan Yunshan glared at the big eyes: "Ou Ning, don't stop me, see that I don't beat him to death as a deceitful turtle son." ”
Nobita finally stabilized his figure, and he was still stiff his mouth: "Gan Yunshan, you do business outside every day, when did you teach Lao Tzu to do?" You don't cheat, you don't cheat, can Lao Tzu go to county No. 1 middle school? You don't cheat, you eat with this leader every day, and tomorrow you will take a sauna with that leader? ”
Gan Yunshan trembled with anger by Nobita's words, kicked the bench violently, kicked the stool over, and then waved his arm and pushed me away.
Pointing at Nobita and scolding: "You rabbit cub, Lao Tzu sent you to the county No. 1 middle school, not to let you learn to cheat, it doesn't matter if you don't study well, at least you feel that atmosphere, you want that kind of atmosphere."
As for Lao Tzu's business, isn't it all for you? Tell me how many things you've done that make me cāo's heart, let's not talk about it from afar, just say that a few days ago, what did you do to smash the private room of someone's hotel? The doors are all broken, and they want to send you to the public security bureau.
Lao Tzu paid and apologized, so he sent people to kneel down and kowtow, and finally saved you, you look at it for only a few days, and you have done this whole thing?
You come down for me, if I don't discount your legs today, I won't call you Dad. ”
I'm a little confused, this is really angry?
Why do you feel that this logical problem is very strict?
Nobita stood firm on the roof, pinched his waist and said, "I won't come down." What are you doing? ”
Gan Yunshan glared at a pair of big eyes: "You can't get down?" ”
"If you don't come down, you won't be killed!"
"Don't come down, do you? Okay, Lao Tzu go up. ”
Ganyunshan began to climb the ladder, and Nobita was so frightened that he ran to the edge of the ladder and shook it vigorously.
This father and son really put on a good show for us.
Our house has become a theater garden, and people began to rise on the wall outside the door, looking into the yard one by one.
My mother's two pigs were so frightened by the father and son that they scurried around in the pigsty, not knowing what was going on overhead.
The people in the courtyard were also dumbfounded.
Especially Jiang Shishi and Xu Yixin, their surprised little mouths were open, and they could stuff an egg.
Zhu Yiqun and Dai Xiao stood aside heartlessly and judged each other.
"The male master is a cow, look at it, dare to do it against his father."
"Who is that male master, the champion of the college entrance examination, you Zhu Yiqun have been working hard for two years, and you haven't just fished a flower, it's far away."
I glared at the two of them, the father and son over there shouted and shouted to kill, and you two are talking here, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like that.
Alas, Nobita is also unladylike, why did he accept these two little brothers who are two or five eyes like him?
"Oops!"
With a scream, I saw Gan Yunshan's huge body tumbling down on the bamboo ladder, falling and howling there.
Broken! Something happened.
I hurriedly ran over to Gan Yunshan and asked, "Godfather, where did you fall?" ”
My grandfather also ran over and asked nervously, "Yunshan, where did you fall?" ”
Nobita was also startled when he stood on the eaves, and jumped down directly: "Dad, Dad, where did you fall?" I'll just say don't you want to chase me, I'm so old, and I'm jumping up and down like a monkey, what's the matter, where did you fall? Grandpa Ou, where did my dad fall? Is he okay?
Ou Ning, take a look! ”
Nobita was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, and kept asking anxiously.
A group of my friends also gathered around, staring nervously at Ganyun Mountain.
"Dad, what's wrong with you? What about my phone? ”
Nobita began to rummage through his phone, seeing that he was about to call an ambulance.
"Your phone is in the pigsty!"
Gan Yunshan kicked Nobita on his heels and stood up with a 'rub'.
We all looked at him in amazement.
Nobita lay on the ground and cried; "Gan Yunshan, why did you lie to your own son? Is there a father like you? ”R1148