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In Lin Yi's eyes, each lyric listed on the mobile phone screen seemed to grow hands and feet, crawling out of the screen, rolling down to the ground on the outer edge of the screen, and fleeing in all directions.

Lin Yi panicked to catch these playful lyrics, but in the end he found that it was nothing more than a void, and line after line of words turned into flowing water, flowing through his fingers, smashing on the ground, and turning into droplets of water rolling in all directions.

"The show just now was very exciting."

"It's really good."

The show on stage has ended, and the two hosts announce the start of the next show in a gag.

"The next show is brought by the [Black Beast Mercenary Group]...... Well? The name of this club is very rowing. ”

The male host hesitated when he read the list of programs and clubs. As a self-proclaimed veteran driver, he naturally understands what these five words represent.

Even some people in the audience below laughed on the spot the moment they heard the name, since there are people who understand and laugh, there must be people who don't understand who are confused, especially the girls present, such as the hostess on stage.

"Oh? What's wrong? Is the name weird? Why is everyone laughing. ”

"Well, it's nothing, the specific reason is that it's inconvenient for me to hold the microphone to tell you here, and we'll see it together when we go backstage later." As he spoke, the male host also winked at the female host with his left eye, deliberately showing an expression that you understand.

Hearing the words of the male host, the male audience in the audience laughed.

Remember, remember, remember.

While the host was trying to lose his burden, Lin Yi's work in the audience was not easy, his eyes were fixed on the mobile phone screen, trying his best to scan the lyrics line after line.

Layers of sweat oozed from Lin Yi's forehead, and both legs couldn't help but tremble. These lyrics are too difficult to remember, he feels that it is too ridiculous to laugh at Hui Xue's singing before, and he can simply memorize these lyrics, Lin Yi has to admire Hui Xue's memory.

Maybe it's the emperor who lives up to his wishes!

Finally!

At the last minute!

！！

Ringo gave up!

I can't remember that at all! Lin Yi had the urge to drop the phone and stomp on it a few more times.

"I can't help it." Holding the two edges of the phone, Lin Yi swallowed his throat.

When he arrives at the venue later, he plans to hold the microphone in one hand and the mobile phone in the other, and sing to the lyrics of the mobile phone!

Anyway, I'm dressed up in funny clothes, even if I hold my phone, it doesn't matter!

The more Lin Yi thought about it, the more he felt that this method was feasible, and because he was so serious just now, he didn't even think of such a simple method. This is the most important innovation force in the 21st century, and innovation is the driving force for development! Ringo, who had pierced the window paper, wanted to laugh.

I was too stupid just now, but now I'm too smart!

Under great joy and sorrow, Lin Yi put his arm around his shoulders and laughed.

"Ringo, did you write it down?" Luo Xinse, who was standing next to Ringo, tilted his head and asked.

"Haha, I've written it all down, I'll see it later!" Ringo's confidence was palpable.

In the interaction between the two hosts and the audience, the "much-anticipated" black beast mercenary group is finally about to appear.

"Ringo, don't make a mistake." Before going on the field, Lin Lan deliberately found Lin Yi and said solemnly.

However, looking at Lin Yi's face, Lin Lan couldn't be serious.

Lin Yi has changed into a funny outfit, even if the whole person is stupidly standing on the ground as a telephone pole, it is a telephone pole with its own laughter function.

"You can't go wrong! You just need to remember what you promised! "It's the first time Lin Yi has spoken so confidently in front of Lin Lan.

Iron also needs to be hard.

Strength is the guarantee of confidence.

"Hmm." Lin Lan nodded with a serious expression, with a scrutinizing look in her eyes. It was the first time she had felt such a strong sense of confidence from Ringo.

"Let's invite the members of the Black Beast Mercenary Regiment to play."

When it was Lin Lan's turn to play, the applause at the scene was warmer than before.

After all, there are not a few people in the scene who know the [Black Beast Mercenary Group], and many people are interested in this club with such a ghost name, and another reason is that Lin Lan and his party are quite good-looking, especially Luo Xinse and Lin Lan, who are the first to be the king of Yan in their appearance. Everyone has a love for beauty, and under the stimulation of hormones, human body movements will be more violent than usual.

Under the stunned eyes of the staff, a comical person received the wireless microphone prepared on the spot.

One-step.

Two steps.

Three steps.

Four steps.

Lin Yi lowered his head and silently counted his steps, holding Lin Lan's hand in front of him.

There was no way, after wearing the comical suit that was fully armed, Lin Liango's sight was completely killed, and he couldn't see anything in front of him at all, only the two legs he was walking on, so he had to be led by Lin Lan.

The audience in the audience saw that the [Black Beast Mercenary Group] actually led a funny one on the stage, and several people laughed.

"Alright, it's time to stop and turn around." After walking a few steps, Lin Lan patted Lin Yi's hand and said.

"Hmm." Lin Ye hummed and stopped, turning half a circle to the left.

Unexpectedly, after Lin Yi turned around, the laughter in the audience suddenly became louder in an instant, like someone throwing a firecracker in the crowd.

"Haha."

"That's funny."

"Look at that funny."

Hearing that everyone was laughing at themselves, the second monk Lin Yezhang who turned around was confused, isn't it funny? Is it that funny?

"Fool, you've turned in the wrong direction, turn around!" Lin Lan, who was standing on the side, twitched the corners of his mouth, and two fingers covertly twisted the flesh on Lin Liang's waist.

"Oooh!" Knowing that he had made a fuss, Lin Yi immediately turned back.

After such a small episode, the show is finally about to begin.

As the speakers turned on, a prelude to a combination of traditional and modern instruments sounded.

Lin Yi, who replaced Hui Xue's position, stood at the front of everyone, holding the microphone in one hand and the mobile phone in the other, in order not to affect the performance of the people behind him, Lin Yi staggered the space as much as possible, so it was only half a meter away from the audience.

The moment he heard the prelude open, Lin Yi took a deep breath, trying to calm his restless heart.

The breath was long, and I didn't exhale until near the end of the prelude.

"Whew."

With a long exhalation, Lin Yi's sweaty hand shook the phone.

And then......

With a snort, under the pressure of the palm, Lin Yi's sweat turned into lubricating liquid, and the mobile phone in the palm of his hand squeezed out instantly with the help of lubricating liquid! A beautiful parabola was drawn in the air, and there were still a few drops of sweat behind the parabola, drawing something similar to a track cloud, and then with a crisp sound, the mobile phone, which had finally gained freedom from the palm of human sin, fell directly under the stage!

EXM？

WTF？