Chapter 231 Fighting
Chapter 231 Fighting
"Come, wife, let's drink saliva!" Tease-forced the young man to hold the umbrella diligently and handed the functional drink to Ye Yixiao again.
To be honest, Ye Yixiao is indeed a little thirsty now, but ......
"Who are you...... Return your wife, believe it or not, my mother will teach you to be a man in minutes! "Yes, the words "wife" are really too harsh, but fortunately, even with such a severe reprimand, Ye Yixiao still did not forget his own job - directing traffic.
"Ah, the nostalgic wife is so cute!" Little stars are about to pop out of the eyes of the teasing-forcing young man. Although he is so big, it is the first time he has come to Huaxia, but because of his father, he has always paid a certain attention to Huaxia, and what Ye Yixiao said to him just now seems to be a buzzword more than ten years ago.
"That's right......" Suddenly, the teasing-forced young man thought of something, and suddenly became serious, and said solemnly: "Wife, ......"
As soon as she saw the change in teasing and forcing young people, Ye Yixiao thought that there was something serious, but the four words behind it almost made her go violently.
"You haven't said what you'll eat after work later?"
"the old lady ......"
"Murder of Husband ......"
Ye Yixiao, who was already angry, directly had a high leg and was kicking towards the face door of the teasing young man, well, it was very shocking, and you could see that the hairline of the teasing young man was messy. And the teasing-forcing young man seemed to be frightened by Ye Yixiao's kick, and it wasn't until Ye Yixiao's leather boots were about to make intimate contact with his face that he finally reacted, stiffening his body as if he was scared stupid, and actually moved towards Ye Yixiao's feet.
Fortunately, when Ye Yixiao's leather boots touched his nose, he finally realized that it seemed a little wrong for him to do this, so he wanted to turn around, but how could he turn around after all this? In desperation, the teasing-forcing young man's potential exploded, and his hand speed increased sharply to hug Ye Yixiao's sturdy thighs that had been kicked in his face......
"Hey...... It's so tight, it's worthy of my wife...... Woo...... It seems to have a nosebleed...... Ah......" Just as he wanted to express his obscene opinion on the muscles on Ye Yixiao's thighs, a warm rust smell got into his mouth, based on experience, well, it was indeed a nosebleed!
"Let go ......" really teased and forced the young man's potential to explode, Ye Yixiao was a second-level black belt in karate, and he couldn't break free of his hands.
"Ah...... I had a nosebleed! It was a teasing-forcing young man's response, but he didn't let go.
So there was such a picture at a bustling intersection somewhere in Shencheng, a beautiful traffic policeman who was supposed to be directing traffic was raising her legs and sticking to the face of a young and handsome man, and this young man was holding the thigh of this beautiful traffic policeman, screaming loudly......
Hiss...... If this young man's body moves forward again, it will be a ".**I"!
Is it tolerable or intolerable......
"Ye Yixiao, what are you doing? Do you still want to do it? The walkie-talkie on Ye Yixiao's belt rang again, and it was still a reprimand.
"Woo woo......" this shameful position...... Eh...... Posture...... Wrong...... It's action, even if Ye Yixiao is a ten-dan black belt in karate, she is also a woman...... What's more, she is only a 23-year-old girl now, and she can't stand this shameful action even if she is a girl, so of course, Ye Yixiao used a girl's nirvana - crying!
Sure enough, women use nirvana, which few men can resist, especially when beautiful women use this skill, there is also a damage bonus!
"Huh...... Eh...... "S......ucked the long two scarlet nosebleeds back into his nose, teased and forced the young man to hurriedly let go of Ye Yixiao's legs, and comforted him again and again: "Wife, don't cry, if you cry, I don't feel good in my heart!" ”
"Ha ......" but crying, for Ye Yixiao, it is only an auxiliary skill, interrupting the enemy's output, her main output skill is still her strong karate.
This time, Ye Yixiao didn't use his legs, but a front fist rushed straight towards the chest and abdomen of the teasing young man.
"By the way, I see there's a dessert shop over there, why don't we try it......" teasing-forcing the young man was distressed, and finally thought that desserts should be able to touch the hearts of girls and play a comforting role, so he turned his head and pointed to a well-decorated dessert shop not far away.
But his bias made Ye Yixiao's punch miss, if it was a beginner, maybe this failure would inevitably make the lower plate unstable and rush forward, but Ye Yixiao was not a beginner, taking advantage of this failure, Ye Yixiao directly changed his moves, used both hands, grabbed the young man's shirt with one hand, and wrapped his arm with the other, and wanted to give her a back projection.
"Haha...... I knew that my wife was joking with me...... but Ye Yixiao had just finished these actions, and her action of grabbing and teasing the young man caused him to misunderstand.
I saw that the teasing young man was fast and gentle, broke off Ye Yixiao and grabbed his shirt, just like in the movie, gently put it to his mouth and kissed it, sniffed his nose, eh, if there is no blood stain on both sides of the other person that has not dried up, and there is a shoe print in the middle of his face, this scene is indeed a little tender.
Especially, because of the involvement of teasing-forcing young people, Ye Yixiao was unbalanced, and the rear projection posture he had just done was useless, and he was about to fall backwards, but his hand was still in the hands of teasing-forcing young people!
"Eh, my wife, be careful, ah, so careless, could it be heat stroke......" In this way, Ye Yixiao threw herself into the arms of the teasing young man.
"Ye Yixiao, I asked you to direct the traffic, not to let you flirt, do you still want to do it?" The reprimand on the intercom rang out again, "I'll tell you...... Zizi Zi ......"
"Who is this? So nasty! "Tease-forced the young man to reach out to Ye Yixiao's waist and impatiently take off the walkie-talkie, turn it off, throw it, this set of actions is really indescribably chic, if there is no blood stain on both sides of the other person that has dried up, there is also a shoe print in the middle of the face.
"Ah......" finally broke out, but it ended with this result, Ye Yixiao really couldn't bear it!
She's going to vent...... Have a good time venting......
"Ah, robbery, stop him, he snatched my Dior bag!" The voice of a hoarse woman drilled into Ye Yixiao's ears at this time, yes, it was such a coincidence!
Although I don't know what the hell Dior's bag is, but the word "robbery" can make Ye Yixiao explode twice, and her sense of justice is bursting, she is a woman who wants to enter the city criminal police team, and she will push away the teasing young man......
Then he shouted at the homeless man who was running away in a panic and was dressed in tatters: "Stop! ”
Although there were only two words, there was a strong sense of intimidation in and out of the words, and of course, the most important thing was that the voice was loud, and the young man who was just on the side had the most right to speak, because his ears were now a little buzzing.
"Eh, wife, it's dangerous, that's a robber!" Seeing that Ye Yixiao had already made great strides to follow, the teasing young man also followed with worry.
Although this homeless man is a man, for Ye Yixiao, who can be regarded as two men, this homeless man is half-disabled, and he chased after him after a few accelerations, flew up with a kick, and directly carried him to the ground, and then grabbed him and subdued him.
It's that simple, it's a pity that the traffic police are not handcuffed, otherwise it would be easier, unlike now it is more difficult to tie his hands.
"Hey, I said you're a big man, you have hands and feet, you don't do anything good, you have to rob it, now it's okay, it's in the hands of the old lady...... Ha...... Thank you for giving credit to my mother! Nagging excitedly, Ye Yixiao imagined the scene of catching the robber this time, and then leaving Ye Qi speechless and dumbfounded!
"Bring it to me!" snatched the Dior bag that was still dragged in the hands of the homeless man......
"Whoa......
"Damn, what kind of quality, it's just broken?" As a result, as soon as he took over the hand, all the contents of this so-called Dior bag fell out of this bag.
"Ah...... My Dior bag ......" The victim who was still teasing the young man behind him, as soon as he saw this scene, he was also angry in an instant, and a young man who swooped and overtook in an instant came to Ye Yixiao.
"You, you, you, ......" snatched the damaged Dior bag in Ye Yixiao's hand, the victim pointed at the homeless man angrily, and wanted to say something, but when he saw the tattered tatters on the homeless man, the long hair with a shawl, and the stiff beard, and the salivating smirk seen through the beard, no matter how much he wanted to scold, he couldn't scold!
In desperation, he had to divert firepower......
"How did you become a policeman? Don't have long eyes? Do you know how much my Dior bag costs? Tell you, I can't afford to lose your skin! You say...... What to do? ”
"Hey, I'm still wrong when I help you get things back, who knew that your bag was so unbroken and unheard of the brand, auntie, didn't you buy a fake!"
"Auntie? Who is the eldest aunt? And you say it's a fake? I think you're blind, I've never heard of such a big brand as Dior...... Oh yes, a small traffic policeman can have a few dollars......"
Seeing a woman's war on the verge of breaking out......
Seeing this scene, the teasing young man frowned, slowed down, sighed slightly, picked up his pace again, ran up, snatched the damaged Dior bag like the trend, looked at it casually, and took it to his mouth to smell it, and finally lifted the cuff of his left arm, turned on the holographic display of the watch and operated......
"Who are you? Want to do it? The victim asked two questions in quick succession, so that the teasing young man finally focused on her.
"Well, it's been confirmed, your Dior bag is fake, don't believe it......" leaned his left arm over, teasing the young man to let the victim take a closer look.
However, a casual glance at the holographic display of the victim ......
"You're fake, your whole family is fake!" snatched the damaged Dior bag again, and the victim looked at the teasing young man and Ye Yixiao with a twinkle in his eyes, "Okay, okay, okay, I remember you two!" You wait! As he spoke, he picked up the things on the ground, hugged them, stepped on his high heels, and ran away!
"Eh, it's fake!" Scratching his head and looking at the victim's back, Ye Yixiao muttered a little proudly.
"Alright, let him go!" Tease-forced the young man to come over and say in a loud voice.
"Put? Who? This robber? Ye Yixiaoyuan asked with his eyes open.
"Yes!" Tease-forcing young people to respond as a matter of course.
"There's something wrong with you! He's a robber! Ye Yixiao looked at the teasing young man like a fool.
"The people don't hold officials accountable, you see that the aunt didn't say anything just now, what are you doing here......" The teasing young man persuaded: "Besides, a homeless man, looking at his stupid appearance, he knows that there is a mental problem, what if he pounces on you later?" ”
"Huh...... I-...... Are you really honest......" Before the words of the teasing-forcing young man fell, the corner of this homeless man's mouth was really drooling and he crashed into Ye Yixiao's arms.
This can be endured, only to see the teasing-forcing young man scolding angrily, a whip leg...... directly swept this homeless man out, and by the way, he broke free from Ye Yixiao's shackles.
"Yo, boy, your leg skills are good, it turns out that you have been pretending to be stupid just now!" Seeing the chic whip leg of teasing and forcing the young man, Ye Yixiao didn't know that he was teasing himself in the almost farcical fight just now.
"Whew...... He ran ......away, "Tease-forced the young man did not answer, but shrunk back, pointed to Ye Yixiao's back and said carefully.
"What? Damn, it's all your ......" exclaimed, Ye Yixiao once again pulled his legs and chased after the homeless man who had already run for a while, and followed behind the little tail of teasing and forcing the young man!