Chapter 80 - What a sad story

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"Aren't you a local tyrant...... Why do you still run here to eat? Lin Xiaoyu looked at the small restaurant that Tang Yuan took her into, "Don't talk about star-rated hotels, no matter how much it has to be a restaurant." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Didn't you say you invited me, if you went to those places, you could afford to pay for that?" Tang Yuan found a clean table, pressed her head and sat down on her seat, and sat on the opposite side, "I don't like to go too high-end, it's expensive, it's not cost-effective, and I want Lao Tzu to wear formal clothes one by one, formal clothes are okay, but last time there was a blind person, and I didn't let my father enter when he saw my father wearing a Mao suit...... Said he had to wear a suit, and then my dad called the lobby manager, and when I asked, I found out that the owner was a Frenchman......"

“……”

"Do you know what happened? The Frenchman was sent back to China, and the restaurant was converted into a public toilet, which was jointly funded by the Datang Group and the Xuanyuan Group...... It's not far from here, the public toilet next to the turntable at the fork, the door is pasted on the door and you must wear Hanfu to go up, and the cleaning staff must wear suits...... Basically, I just put it away and eat ashes, after all, I haven't seen anyone wear Hanfu to the street in broad daylight just to go to the toilet. ”

"Ugh."

"You know, the older generation is basically all angry young people, but they don't act so flamboyantly, and they also have brains - maybe my dad is not among them." Just as Tang Yuan was speaking, the waiter came over with the menu.

"Yo, Cuicui, long time no see!" Tang Yuan said hello to the waiter girl, and then threw the menu to Lin Xiaoyu, "You order, I hate ordering, it's really great to choose a difficult choice or something." ”

"Oh."

Lin Xiaoyu ordered a few home-cooked dishes and began to chat with Tang Yuan.

"So you, as a blasphemer, are reincarnated with us...... Ahem, what's different from us? She almost slipped out.

"It's nothing, it's just ...... On weekdays, in broad daylight, the main god and the main god shout loudly casually, completely unrestricted, and I can't do anything about that big egg; There is also a way to break away from the reincarnation world at any time, and I can't do anything about that big egg; The price of exchanging things and recycling things are more cost-effective than yours, and there is basically no tax, and I still can't do anything about that big egg - why am I called a blasphemer, but listening to you say this, it seems that the Lord God really hates me so much......"

"What's the matter, the reward for killing you can simply make a flower child go directly to Xiaokang, if I hadn't been able to beat you at that time, I might have done it with you." Lin Xiaoyu nodded, "Lord...... Ahem, Big Egg really hates you, what have you done? ”

"You want to know? Sorry, this is a trade secret. ”

"Hmm-" Lin Xiaoyu began to stare at Tang Yuan with a gaze full of resentment, "Do you know why so many cats are willingly killed by curiosity?" If you don't find out the truth, you will feel uncomfortable! ”

"Then you will continue to feel uncomfortable~ Come and come and smoke and smoke......" Tang Yuan casually threw a cigarette over, "I can only say that the main god was analized by me...... I suspect that your SAN value is too high, and you can't hear it. ”

"Cthulhu? Sorry, I'm from the Technocracy. ”

"Forget it...... What to drink? You call it yourself, I don't like to drink when I eat...... By the way, you're only sixteen years old, and you've just started high school, right? It's not summer vacation yet. ”

"High school fart, mother, after I finished nine years of compulsory education, I was dragged back to help with business, thanks to me...... Damn, thanks to the fact that I finished high school and college there, it feels so good that knowledge is crammed straight into my head, like you plugged in without lubrication at all! The kind that is very thick! "This little girl is so dirty," as for business? Oh, I don't think there's anything good about a non-staple food store, my parents died early, and there are no other relatives in this vein, so I went to the old guy who is said to be a distant uncle but actually has no blood relationship, and I don't let me go to high school, and I am told to do this and that every day, and the turnover is basically all done by me, and then my aunt is also a cheap product, a total of 5,000 yuan a month, and the sow has to take 2,000 yuan from it to buy clothes and bags, and 2,000 yuan can't buy any real good goods...... Let's talk about that cousin, I want to force X me all day long, if I wasn't vigilant enough, I would have become his human flashlight, just what I remember there were nine coercion and temptation, seven times drugged, and more than ten times directly forced...... I'm still in a place now, and even I feel incredible, so I can only say that this guy is a little useless...... Oh, I've had one of my balls, but the beast didn't dare say it. ”

"You...... You've got a lot of backstories. Tang Yuan listened to the last few words, and unconsciously touched his crotch, "I feel that the main god space is not a bad place for you......"

"But I still want to live well......" Lin Xiaoyu smiled, felt out a few parts to "click" a few times to put together a steampunk-style lighter, lit a cigarette, and took a long puff, "So I came out." ”

"You seem to have come out a little earlier than me...... Well, I just got a call from you not long after I returned today, how about you? ”

"Me? I came out last night, still in my room—my room, by the way, is actually a storeroom—and I laughed like crazy and burned the storeroom, and deliberately put blood on the door, and the three men probably thought I was dead. It just so happened that I was in the Lord...... ! I went through a lot of things in there, and my appearance changed a lot, so I just re-registered my identity...... Hack in and register yourself. ”

"Oh...... So what should I call you now? ”

"It's still Lin Xiaoyu, my name hasn't changed......" She seemed to think of something when she said this, and there was no look in her eyes, "That's the only thing my parents left me." ”

"You can still make such a cute expression...... Well, a little girl with a lot of stories, people like you who are disappointed in reality to a certain level happen to be the ones the main god wants to hook up with......" Tang Yuan saw Lin Xiaoyu sitting there with an embarrassed face after smoking, counted his fingers, smiled and took out a new pack from his arms and threw it to her, "Why didn't you kill those three people?" Just because it's your relative? ”

Lin Xiaoyu shook his head: "Killing people is the stupidest way to solve problems, don't use this until you have to, when we encounter conflicts, the first thing that comes to mind is to kill people, and we will become monkeys with knives and guns...... Ah, and because I also have bad tastes, it might make me happier to watch those three people live humbly. ”

"I guess it's mainly because of the latter ...... Oh, the dishes are coming, eat, eat, this restaurant is still very good, my father has the idea of paying to help expand, but the boss is troublesome, and the boss is even more troublesome...... Come on, come on, do it. ”

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After eating, the two walked slowly on the road.

"Okay, I don't owe you anything now, a meal is worth a million, it's really a good deal." Lin Xiaoyu jumped next to Tang Yuan.

"Hmm...... It's a little salty, the boss must have been hollowed out at night, and his hands are shaking...... "Tang Yuan is still holding a toothpick and tasting something there, "What do you say?" Oh, miniature nukes? Hey, if you don't say this, I forgot why you invited me to dinner, okay, you don't owe me. ”

"Yay!" Hearing his answer, Lin Xiaoyu jumped up.

Sure enough, no matter what, she is only a sixteen-year-old girl, strictly speaking, she is still a slightly older child, Tang Yuan looked at her lively appearance, and thought to himself.

"Oh! That's right, Tang Yuan! Lin Xiaoyu staggered for a while, as if she remembered something, and ran to Tang Yuan in a hurry, staring at his eyes, "Discuss something." ”

"What for?"

"Take care of me, I'm serious."

"......" her little ass!!

"What's wrong with you?"

“…… Hehe, that's it. Tang Yuan's face changed again, looking very serious, with its own shadow effect, "I said, what have you learned from this little girl?" Smoking and drinking, I don't hate this very much, but why do you just clamoring for me to take care of it...... Cough! Ahem!! So what? ”

"I don't have anywhere to go!" Lin Xiaoyu's face was full of innocence, "I ran away from home and came to you, and I can't find a job when I am a minor......"

"Less of this! Isn't it possible for you to modify the file yourself? What's wrong with adding two years old? Tang Yuan pointed at her and preached again, "If you do this again, you have to be responsible, I'll tell you!" Em Angre! ”

"Yes! In that case, I'll add a few years to it, and then you can take care of me, okay? ”

“…… Mutter. ”

"Ah, why are you vomiting blood?"

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