Chapter 595: Disfigured Again
Personally, I think that my mother-in-law and mother are the most annoying thing before the fight, and I will start fighting as soon as I go up, and it is too rude, and it is almost enough to say a word or two, but if I talk too much, I will be impatient, but today, my mind is...... You can talk as much as you can, chat, drink tea, talk about the stars, don't fight so quickly?
Fortunately, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and the Taoist priest opposite had an aunt tendency, so he rushed to thick ink that his death was coming, and justified countless sentences. "I'm afraid of death." Alan sighed.
"Aren't all those who join Taiyin afraid of death?" Don't they all want to be classified as loess in a hundred years? "He must have felt that it was unfortunate to say that he was dead, and now he was cheering himself up, hoping to get rid of him.
At this moment, the two elite soldiers next to me went out of the circle to greet the snake guards who had brought a whole four large boxes, and they returned!
I am very happy in my heart, thank you to the Taoist priest's mother-in-law, we can save some effort!
Ah Lan opened the box with a sharp claw, and the nails that were a few inches long were retracted, and she reached in and took a few bottles out, "Wow, is this really okay?" ”
"Just try it." I said to one of the elite soldiers, "Catch a skeleton later, remember, be very careful, don't let the other party find out!" ”
At this time, the verbal battle had already made thick ink lose interest, and he was going to kill, "Why don't you go to hell and ask your junior brother who killed him, if you don't believe it, it can only mean that the destiny of heaven cannot be violated, and you will definitely die today." If you don't believe it, I'm sure someone will, because there's another stark example. ”
The Taoist priest was afraid of death, and thick ink repeatedly emphasized that he would die today. I saw him wipe the sharp end of the wooden stick into the palm of his hand, and immediately there was a blood mark on the palm of his hand. Then he flicked the stick into the sky, and immediately the walking dead who had stopped in place came to life, "Go! "The Taoist priest is giving a signal.
These walking corpses can probably only hear the commands that Taiyin wants them to execute, I guess, in a moment.
With the order of thick ink, suddenly there was a flying sand and rocks in front of him, and shouts came and went. My eyes followed the thick ink closely, for fear that he would be injured by accident.
"King, it's here!" Before I turned my head, I reluctantly glanced at the thick ink on the rune paper from the tip of the sword, and said, open a bottle!
The skeleton's thin fingers fluttered, trying to grab us around it from time to time, and a few elite soldiers held its body down, and Ah Lan poured the open bottle towards the skeleton's body.
The small half-bottle of white gelatinous liquid slowly melted into the skeleton's body, and it writhed irregularly, "Quick, fold up!" Alan said.
A few pairs of hands, ignoring the skeleton's struggle, insisted on pressing the skeleton against its body and folding, but it was not easy, "No need, let it go." "Although they didn't understand my intentions, they slowly let go of the pressed skeleton.
Seeing that the liquid on it was about to run dry, it was useless, so I took the remaining half of the bottle and poured it again. The skeleton was no longer suppressed, and when it regained its freedom, it reacted instinctively, waving what it had on its body with its hand.
I chuckled, that's what I was for, first its finger bones were glued together, then it screamed and frantically brushed its body, and then it was stuck again.
Well, we were excited almost at the same time. Super glue comes in handy! Aha! I laughed a few times, but I didn't get everyone on the battlefield to take a second look......
"That's it, pour it on those guys, and after you pour it, you don't have to worry about it, and when they are all sticky, you will beat it, and you will break it!" I commanded excitedly.
The pain in my lower abdomen suddenly shrank, and I pressed my body that was about to convulse, and I endured it for more than ten seconds and recovered. There was already a more chaotic shouting on the field. I saw that the Taoist priest was at a loss to tell the skeletons not to be glued to the superglue, which was of no avail, because these were walking corpses who could not listen to other orders, and had no ability to discern at all.
The thick ink sword stabbed at the skeletons one by one, and the other hand snapped and shook the yellow rune, and the skeletons were shattered one after another, and then, the yellow rune hissed and jumped onto the broken bones, burning the broken bones that were being reassembled into ashes, and when the wind blew, there was nothing left.
Pei Feng's two claws galloped quickly, grabbed the skeleton's body, pulled left and right, turned into several parts, and rolled to the ground piecemeal. Pei Feng threw some of the skeletons he pulled out into the fire, and the skeleton's arm grabbed his arm and didn't let go.
Ah Lan jumped out with two bottles of super glue in his hand, his tongue wrapped around the skeleton's arm, tore it, it broke again, and then Ah Lan poured the super glue on the skeleton, stuck its hand, and threw it into the fire, well done! I sighed.
"Thick ink, I'm here!" I couldn't wait to grab a few bottles from the box and rush over with the elite soldiers.
Thick Mo took the time to frown and glance at me, and kicked away the Taoist priest who was fighting hard, I saw Thick Mo walking towards me, and said even more excitedly: "Look what I have in my hand!" I thought of a good idea! I thought! I proudly emphasized, and then boldly used my fangs to bite off the superglue.
Because I was anxious to show off the effect, the sound of the warat on the battlefield was so exciting that I couldn't get enough excitement, I didn't bite hard, I added another bite, and bit directly into the center of the bottle.
By the time I reacted, the super glue had already glued my fangs to the outside of my lips, and the fangs were stuck to the outside and the fangs were in the teeth, and I didn't know what kind of bear-like it was, anyway, when the wind blew, it was more firmly glued......
Thick ink ran to me, panting and looking at me for a long time, opening his mouth and saying nothing. I could only stare at him intently, the corners of my mouth twitched, my lower lip was torn so painfully, and I couldn't say anything with tears in my eyes.
He sighed, pulled me aside, reached out and pulled the bottle that was still stuck to my lower lip, my head shrank back, and my mouth slurred: "&¥%......" In fact, there is only one word, pain, and I can only make a sound of mumping.
Thick Mo's brows furrowed even tighter, I wanted to scold me, but he couldn't even find the right words, he sighed again, endured and endured, turned around to look at the battlefield, and finally said softly: "I will be very light, you ...... like this"
He looked at my hand that had to hold the super glue bottle, "You're going to get tired like this all the time, I'll help you get the bottle down first, and glue it back to the snake clan." ”
I don't know if it's my delusion, thick ink has been standing next to me to block the crowd and isolate me, "¥@? "Isn't it too embarrassing? I said, but unfortunately he didn't understand and didn't answer me, but carefully pulled the superglue bottle at me, trying to remove it from my lower lip.
I closed my eyes and let the thick ink be carefully pulled, "Wherever you go, get hot water!" "I'm getting more and more embarrassed to open my eyes, and I still need hot water. When the superglue bottle detached from my lower lip, I faintly heard a thick chuckle in ink, and I snapped my eyes open, he was already on the battlefield with a set of equipment.
I tried to open my mouth, but I found that one of my fangs was still stuck to my lower lip!! &*¥%…… Meaning: thick ink you wait......
I glared and rolled a fang, and I went back to the battlefield, we didn't know how long we had the upper hand, and the thick ink didn't scold me, that is, I acquiesced, but this time I didn't touch the superglue myself.
Turning the tail out, I aimed at a few stuck skeletons and snapped a few times, they were broken into slag, but they were still stuck together, where is this manufacturer, I am not fake and shoddy at all, worthy of praise!
"Shame on you! It's a calculation! It's not fair! The Taoist priest scolded, and then as if he had been pecked by something, he rolled to the ground, his face was pulled together, and after rolling in pain a few times, a big red envelope appeared on his face, and an ant spirit jumped out of him.
The ant spirit was a young girl, she was laughing and clapping her hands, and the tentacles on her head moved. A skeleton came at her behind her, but she was still immersed in a prank. Alas, the little girl came out to fight without knowing the danger, how worried the family is, as a lewd big sister, I pulled her over with a roll of my tongue, and my tail split into a skeleton.
I waited for her adoration, but I didn't want to be poked hard in my left eye, "&%¥? Meaning: What's going on? Why bite me?
I stared at the little girl with rapidly swollen eyes, and she said timidly, "I'm sorry, King Xuan, I can see that it's you now......"
The strength of the ant spirit is ten thousand times stronger than that of the little ant, and it may be more than that, I sat in the encirclement of the elite soldiers, sighing. The left eye was swollen and could not be seen, leaving only one eye to look at the battlefield that was gradually coming to an end.
"King." Ah Lan rushed back from the Snake Palace, and she said angrily: "The snake doctor said that this is on the eyes, and the traditional smearing can't be careless, so it's better to wait for this battle to end and let the ant clan send medicine......"
Me: "&%¥#? "Meaning: Do I still have to look like this ghost until I go back to the Snake Palace? Ah Lan didn't understand, but when I was venting, she said angrily: "King, you must let the ant king cure her sin!" ”
I waved my hand, what kind of crime is there, she didn't mean it, people are still very cute, I don't know how to compare with the spot's sweetheart, so lively and cute, very suitable for the spot's temperament!
"King!" I rubbed my ears and looked at Ah Lan with resentful eyes, what is the matter? Alan said, "What are you thinking, king? I've called you several times! ”
I'm still looking at her, what's the point? "I'll help Pei Feng!" She asked for my opinion.
I nodded, there's nothing more to fight, go ahead.
After thinking about it, I followed with my tail straight, and the elite soldiers around me also changed because of my swimming.