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(Due to physical discomfort, today's two chapter updates will be put together on May 8.) ）

[August 19, 20XX 14:06]

"You're my little apple

I can't love you enough

The little red face warms my heart

The fire that lights up my life......"

Chu Yuan closed his eyes and reached on the bedside table to fumble with the ringing mobile phone.

"Hey~ Who? Hah~"

Squinting his eyes and lazily answering the phone, Chu Yuan yawned.

"! You kid hasn't gotten up yet?! It's two o'clock in the afternoon! Are you a pig? A magnetic female voice came from the phone.

Sleepy-eyed and hazy glanced at the time on the phone, Chu Yuan muttered into the microphone angrily, "Haa~ Engage in wool?" Qiuqiu, call me at only two o'clock...... Ha ah~ If you have something to say, you can put a fart quickly, and pay attention to being reserved. ”

"You have to take care of it! Something is wrong! Watch the news on the Internet yourself, aliens are about to invade the earth! And also! Don't call it a lady ball! Toot Toot ......"

Qiuqiu on the other end of the phone roared for a while and ended the call.

（WTF！ Why is April Fool's Day today, April 1st? Tomorrow is the Tanabata Burning Festival, okay! Alien invasion of Earth? Don't take out the stalks from years ago and play with them! ）

Pouting, Chu Yuan took out his ears that were a little itchy from the roar, and looked disapproving.

Chu Yuan, male, female, age 22 years old. He is 175 cm tall and weighs 65 kilograms, and he looks good, and he belongs to the kind that is a little handsome when he cleans up his appearance. Occupation...... It sounds like an online writer, but in fact he is a street writer. Since I studied drawing in high school, I occasionally made guest appearances as illustrators. Barely half a tech nerd - at least he made the covers of his own street novels. The advantage is that there is no merit and is currently single. After his parents knew that their son was the protagonist, they simply went to settle abroad and left him alone in the country, but fortunately, the second elder had a living allowance every month, otherwise he would have starved to death. Chu Yuan was also happy, and said that you should go abroad and live a quiet two-person world, just remember to give living expenses. He rented a small room alone in Hangzhou, which is known as "paradise on earth", and lived a life of eating and waiting for death.

Like most ** silk, Chu Yuan's dream is also a promotion and salary increase. became the general manager, became the CEO, married Bai Fumei, and finally reached the peak of his life. Of course, this is only thought about when dreaming, or how to call it a dream?

Now he was woken up by the junior high school classmate who looked like a cute girl but was actually a female man, so his dream was shattered.

Like all dead houses, the first thing this guy does when he gets up is not to brush his teeth, wash his face, and go to the toilet. Instead, turn on the computer first.

"You're my little apple......"

Before the desktop jumped out, Chu Yuan's mobile phone rang again.

Chu Yuan didn't even look at the caller ID, and directly picked up his mobile phone and asked, "Hey!" Ball Ball! What's wrong again?! ”

"Balls? Oh. You say Lou Shasha? It's me! It's me! Yuanzai, let me tell you, buddy has a girlfriend! Dude, I'm finally out of the group! Tomorrow's Burning Day buddy will not participate, buddy is going to spend the first Valentine's Day in life! Aha...... Toot Toot ......"

There was a very ...... on the phone Well, the obscene voice didn't wait for Chu Yuan to speak. Hung up the phone on the other side.

“…… Hell with it today! One or two hung up on me and didn't say anything, the FFF members who were still masturbating together last night have a girlfriend today? This is completely unscientific! ”

Chu Yuan held the mobile phone with a busy sound and looked terrified, and then thought of the "ex-girlfriend" who was surnamed Zheng, named Zhoujian, and known as "real slut......

(It's obviously a ** silk who is worse than me.) How is it possible to have a girlfriend overnight? It should be the illusion that comes from which two-dimensional girl is cute, right? Before, it was Her Royal Highness the world's No. 1 princess, and then it was the destroyer Xiao in the battleship girl, which one is it this time? ）

"Ding Dong~" message prompt sounded.

After Chu Yuan opened the text message, he saw that the content of the message read: "I know you kid doesn't believe it." Take a look, buddy's girlfriend, a three-dimensional cute girl~ There are pictures and truths. Don't envy brother, brother is just a legend 233"

Looking at the photo of the big fat face with a scruffy beard and a playful and cute little face in the text message attachment comparing scissor hands, Chu Yuan was blinded by 24K krypton eyes.

(It's not scientific!) My young mind can't bear such a blow! What about gasoline? What about torches? I'm going to burn this traitor! ）

Chu Yuan, who had been hurt physically and mentally, muttered to himself with a broken expression, "Hehehe...... P's! It must be P's!

"Dididi...... Didi"

QQ, which has completed the boot and automatically logged in, has pulled a grief-stricken ** silk back to reality.

"It's a long time! What the hell is this?! What the hell happened this night?! ”

Chu Yuan put his face close to the computer screen and let out a wolf-like howl.

I saw that the penguin news window that automatically popped up was written in big red and bold letters, "Is it the late end of the world?" Or is it a visit from outside the world? Two space vortices, one black and one white, appeared in the sky above the north and south poles! "Decisively click on the headline, the first thing you see is a large group of pictures, in addition to the geographical location of the shooting, the main body of the picture is a black and a white two vortices formed by distorting the sky...... Well, in Chu Yuan's opinion, it's a bit like a doughnut.

Look at the reply of the online game below, there is everything to say.

The self-proclaimed brick family is a beast and is boasting about astronomical knowledge; Eschatologists are alarmist; The onlookers who don't know the truth are seeking the truth on the side; Noah's Ark ticket is only 9999, phone number 138517XXXXX, this is a liar who is ready to make a fortune...... These are all quite normal, and what's even more ridiculous is that there are cosplay photos of the Comic-Con exhibition, claiming that Saber, the dumb hairy king, is his girlfriend's deep well ice ......

"This guy is also a mouthful, I want my sister to get sick, and I just escaped from the madhouse, right? But then again, the quality of this Coser is really high, it's my king himself! ”

Chu Yuan casually enlarged the picture. Looking at the picture of the petite girl wearing a lake blue skirt armor, blue ribbon coiled with blonde hair, a bunch of dull hair but standing in the wind against the common sense of physics, the turquoise pupils showed a look of unyielding, and the girl who stood on the grass with her hands empty in front of her ribs praised it.

(Me?) Wait a minute! Speaking of that fat man's girlfriend...... ）

Chu Yuan, who thought of something, hurriedly lifted the screensaver of his mobile phone, and opened the photo sent by his friend to show his affection - emerald green pupils, short flaxen hair, silver-gray antenna hairpins, and immature elementary school student face......

"Dead fatty, you are a crime! Gendarmerie! What about the gendarmerie! No, I have to go and see, that little sister is not even 14 years old, in case the fat man can't hold it, he will eat the gun......"

After making up a very yellow and violent 18X picture in his brain, Chu Yuan shuddered. He had already foreseen the final outcome -- "The final judgment of the people's court was that Zheng Zhoujian was sentenced to death for repeatedly **** a girl under the age of 14, and he was executed on the same day. “

In order to prevent one of his few friends from being shot dead by the police uncle, Chu Yuan decided to run to the fat man's house to stop him from doing something that everyone was angry with - of course, this was only incidental. To confirm whether the little sister is the real ship lady is real.

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )