Chapter 22: The Deadly Bronze Bridge

I glanced at the beggar again, kneeling on the ground with a cloak of hair, and from the side it did look like another person in the painting with a lamp! The relative position of the two of us is exactly the same as in the picture! My mind was full of doubts, and I couldn't sort it out, and I didn't want to think about it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info After crossing the bridge, I swear to judge this beggar, if I don't understand, Uncle Ben will quit and go back to the store!

I then symbolically waved my fists at the big brother of the bug, and jokingly said to the bug:

"Thank you for your hard work, Brother Bug, please hitchhike with you, and take the brothers for a ride."

As soon as the words were finished, the insect winked at me again, its head shrank forward, its three pairs of feet were fully extended, and its whole body fell to the ground.

My God, the insect still understands human language, and I said to my sister with a little excitement:

"Sister, this insect is godlike enough, and it can understand Shandong Mandarin, which means we can get in the car, right?

The beggar burst out with a word and said:

"When you get on the bridge, no matter what happens, you can't look up when you hear any movement, as evidenced by the corpses on the chains. In particular, don't touch the chain, don't ask why. Also, the lantern can't be extinguished! ”

My sister said viciously:

"Lao Wang, you are responsible for keeping an eye on this slut, Xiao Shi, let's pick a lantern and pay attention to the environment at any time, go up."

My sister made a small jump, stepping on the head of the insect and crossing it to the platform. My sister immediately took out a free hand and pulled me up. When I came up, I found that the platform was quite chic, and there were bezels, which was more than enough for two people to stand on the width and length, but it might be a little nervous to stand on four people.

At this moment, there was a thud behind him, and a large number of black bulls poured in from the grooved hole of the stone mural!

The brother-in-law saw that it was not good, and hurriedly pulled the beggar to the back of the big insect. Maybe it was because the sister's kick was too heavy, the beggar could only barely get up with his left leg, and from the analysis of the beggar's facial expression, the right leg was properly cracked.

The big bug had already turned around and walked towards the bridge.

The sister was worried about her brother-in-law's safety and shouted:

"Lao Wang, leave her alone, you come up!"

The brother-in-law hesitated, picked up the beggar with both hands, took a few steps back and ran a little, and jumped on the insect's buttocks. The back of the insect was very slippery, and my sister and I grabbed my brother-in-law with one hand and dragged him hard onto the bronze platform.

Finally relieved, we are basically safe, as long as the insects can carry us across the river, we can find a way out.

The beggar was wearing little, and he was still held by his brother-in-law like this, and Sister Yan kept glaring at her brother-in-law with her eyes. The brother-in-law is even more helpless, the three people on this platform stand just right, and they have no money left behind, and they can't let go of the beggars.

The air was filled with the smell of gunpowder, my sister was jealous, and it was estimated that there would be a big war. My sister stared at the beggar coldly and said:

"Slut, you're quite comfortable, wait and see, I'll kick and break your other leg when you cross the river."

He turned his head and pretended to look at his brother-in-law calmly and said:

"Comrade Wang Dacong, you are a hero to save the beauty, pure masters! I admire it very much! This girl is also in good shape, her legs are quite long, her waist is very thin, and her slivers are very smooth, take her home and give her a good bath, maybe the brand is also very positive. You can live with her in the future, and you can call me when you drink the wine. “

The brother-in-law also knew that his sister was angry, and he looked aggrieved and helpless, so he said softly and softly to his sister:

"Hot, baby, leader, I was wrong, I was wrong. I'm more wronged than Dou E, it's you who just said you were going to take her across the river. My Wang Dacong's life principle is to obey all the instructions of the leader, and it is not only in a hurry to pick up this beggar. I'll do a full self-examination after crossing this bridge, don't be angry. I... ”

Before he could finish explaining, the beggar buried his head deep in his brother-in-law's arms, tightening the waist of the landlord's brother-in-law.

My sister raised the vajra umbrella and was about to stab the beggar, but I hurriedly stopped my sister and said:

"Sister, you forgot what the beggar said just now, you can't look up, she is not robbing a man with you, she is just hiding her eyes."

My sister was discouraged, and then glared at her brother-in-law fiercely.

At this time, the black bulls surging behind him had already killed the river, but none of them climbed onto the bronze bridge, and the whole team went directly to the five-flowered cows in the river.

Ten seconds later, there was a rattling sound from under the river.

This time I understood, the black cow didn't chase us to eat, it turned out to be here to find a daughter-in-law! I haven't seen a woman since I was born, and what is the feeling of meeting so many single beauties for the first time. Applying the status quo under the river, it was messed up, and the five-flowered cow and the black cow began to do that as soon as they met. The scene is too spectacular, there are few males, many females, and hundreds of five-flowered cows rob a black cow. The five-flowered cows compete for favor and eat each other, and the black cows eat the five-flowered cows around them while doing errands, and the earth-shattering group fights.

The giant dung beetle in the crotch has slowly crawled to the middle of the bridge, and I have been whispering, big brother bug, hurry up, but the big insect slipped forward at this speed of three steps, and did not increase the accelerator, which may have something to do with overloading. We have also been vigilant at this juncture, for fear of any further accidents.

I suddenly had a faint smell of rotten eggs, and just as I was about to speak, my sister said:

"Not good, the smell of hydrogen sulfide! It is produced by the insects in the river, and if it is thicker, it will explode in an open flame! ”

When I looked at the lantern in my hand, my head was big.

The brother-in-law instantly came up with a solution and said:

"I have glow sticks in my backpack, hot, take out two blue candles instead of candles!"

When the beggar heard that the lamp was going to be changed, he didn't raise his head and open his eyes, but just waved his hand vigorously, which didn't mean anything.

Sister Says:

"You shrunken little slut, you know that if you hug a man, if you don't put out the open flame, it will explode!"

The smell became stronger and stronger, and my sister held the lantern in her left hand, and quickly reached into her brother-in-law's backpack with her right hand, groping for a few glow sticks.

I immediately stretched out my left hand and cooperated with my sister to break them all, and found that only one of them was blue!

My sister immediately put the blue glow stick into the lantern and then blew out the candle inside her lantern. Then I touched my brother-in-law's backpack, and I was so nervous that if there wasn't a blue one, we would all be blown up!

People don't look for people to find people, and suddenly they hear a loud noise in the darkness overhead! Then all the bronze chains rattled continuously, as if something was going to climb down the chains!

I was already nervous and wanted to look up, but the beggar closed his eyes and shouted:

"Don't even look up!"

I forgot about this stubble, I almost looked up, I turned my head to look at my sister and brother-in-law, both of them deliberately lowered their heads, fortunately, they were both old drivers.

But the big insect under my feet seemed to sense the danger, and crawled forward like crazy, and the body fluctuated very much, and the lantern in my hand shook so violently that it rotated 180 degrees!

The last thing I wanted to see happened, the candle inside the lantern was thrown out, just through the gap between the bronze chains, and fell into the river!

The three of us stared at the sparkling flame as it slowly fell downward, hoping that the faint flame would extinguish itself before it hit the ground.

Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and the flame turns from weak to bright, and there is a loud bang and an explosion at the moment!