Chapter 66: I'll Do Your Laundry!

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If the tree is big, there will be dead branches, and if there are many people, there will be XX. When social software advertises how many users it has, it is also invisibly promoting how many "alternatives" there are among its users.

Anyway, as far as Lin Yi knows, there are many "marketing accounts" selling original * stockings on a certain letter, and the stockings with an original price of five yuan are fifty yuan as soon as they change hands, which is simply a huge profit! In the words of Capital, "like nature fears a vacuum, capital fears a situation where there is no profit or that the profit is too small." As soon as there is a proper profit, capital will be very bold. As long as there is a 10% profit, it will be used everywhere; 20%, it will be lively; 50% of the time, it will cause positive risk-taking; 100%, it will make people ignore all laws; 300% will make people not afraid of sin, or even the danger of hanging. If **** and strife will bring profits, it will encourage them. Smuggling and the slave trade are proof of this. ”

Interestingly, this famous passage is believed by many to have been written by Marx in 1867, but Uncle Ma made it clear in the original book that he quoted this sentence from the "Trade Union and Strike" written by Tol Yo Denning in 1860, but if a careful person is idle and reads the original or photocopied English version of "The Federation of Trade Unions and Strikes", you will find that this sentence was not originally written by Toh Yo Denning, but he quoted the "Review Quarterly" before 1860, as for which issue of the "Review Quarterly" - Who knows? It's been a hundred years since the quarterly magazine went out of business!

But if someone uses the above paragraph to pretend to be knowledgeable, then there is a 1 in a million chance that someone will be slapped in the face on the spot. Because this famous quote was not entirely written by the Quarterly Review, to be precise, only the first sentence originated from the Quarterly Review, and the rest was originally written by T. Jo Denning. No one even knows if Toh Jo Denning remembered a few words wrongly......

This little sentence is complicated, but it is very simple to say, this is Marx's "capital came into the world, dripping blood and filth from head to toe, every pore." A footnote, however, has become "Marx once said" in the form of false rumors, and has appeared in newspapers, books, and literary and artistic works many times...... If you can list the most quoted sentences in the country, this classic quote can probably rank in the top ten!

As a good young man who wants to build society in the future, Lin Yi has no interest in delving into "Capital", he only deeply feels how great this sentence "Marx once said"!

A five-dollar stocking, after being worn on the leg, turned over 1000%! And the water knows whether the marketing account on the other side is male or female! If someone finds out the real body, don't you have to kill it directly?

Sure enough, anyone can do anything crazy for the sake of capital gain!

As a "man", Ringo certainly understands the psychology of those who buy plain* stockings, and what they will do when they buy back. It was precisely because Lin Yan deeply understood these things that when faced with Lin Lan's request, he thought crookedly.

"Huh?" Lin Lan didn't react to Lin Yi's meaning for a while, her two eyebrows locked together, and the corners of her mouth raised suspiciously.

"You don't have to do that with my clothes, we're brother and sister." Lin Yi was aggrieved and lay on the bed.

"......" Seeing Lin Yi's appearance, Lin Lan still didn't understand, "Get out!" ”

A refreshing monophonic word came out, and the fear of snakes in Lin Lan's mind was instantly dispelled.

"Where do you want to go?! How do you have all these things in your head? Lin Lan shook her eyes and gave them to Lin Yi.

"And what do you want my clothes for?" Lin Yi's expression was still very aggrieved, not that his thoughts were impure and he always thought about what he didn't have, but that there was too much bad information on the Internet, so that his weak and pure heart was polluted by tons!

He originally wanted to be a clear stream in the real society, but the reality made him a mudslide!

"Do your laundry."

"You, you're doing my laundry?" Lin Yan looked at Lin Lan suspiciously.

"What kind of eyes are you? Don't believe me? Feeling the distrust in Lin Yi's eyes, Lin Lan became furious.

"Believe it, believe it, I can't believe it." Lin Yi's chick pecked his head, and then stretched out his hand and pointed to the corner, "You just told me now that I believe the moon and the sun tonight." ”

"Don't you believe it? Do you think that if you turn into a snake demon, I won't dare to touch you? To tell you the truth, my mother asked me to do it, and you think I'm happy to touch your dirty and smelly clothes? ”

Lin Lan said that Lin Ye seemed to have become the snake goblin in "Gourd Baby", from the outside, Lin Ye is really more like a snake demon than a snake demon, and he is also a goblin with a tail to strengthen his appearance. In "Gourd Baby", it can be ranked first in terms of appearance alone, although there are only two female creatures in total, and one is not human......

"It's all the clothes I need to change into" Lin Yan shrank his head, avoiding Lin Lan's words.

In the corner, two-year-old shirts and a pair of pants were quietly stacked there.

Lin Lan walked over with an unhappy face, picked up three pieces of clothing and stood up.

"That's all?" After completing the task, Lin Lan walked towards the door.

"What else do you want?" Lin Yi asked with some hesitation.

"If you have it, take it out, don't grind." Lin Lan said very femininely.

"Oh, there's still a little bit at the foot of the bed if you want."

"The foot of the bed? Don't you care a little bit when you put things in? Stack ...... casually" Lin Lan chattered to the foot of the bed, squinting her eyes to find the clothes that Lin Yi had stacked casually.

Well, there are indeed a few pieces of fabric, and the very economical fabric is just saved into a triangle......

"Get out!" Lin Lan raised her head and glared at Lin Yi with a flushed face, then gritted her teeth and stamped her feet to the door, slamming her left hand on the doorknob.

"It's eight forty-five! At nine o'clock, your forced transformation is over! After the transformation is over, immediately rush to the fifth road! Call me when I arrive! If you don't dare, you will bear the consequences! Lin Lan ordered angrily, his tone was extremely tough, like steel tempered thousands of times!

After finishing speaking, he didn't care whether Lin Yi agreed or not, Lin Lan quickly grabbed the door and slammed the door closely.

Furious, he walked to the bathroom and threw three pieces of clothing in the washing machine.

"Buzz!!" Lin Lan pressed the power button and strode to the sink.

She formed a bowl with both hands, filled a handful of water, and poured it on her red face, steaming out a mist that covered her peach-like eyes.