Chapter 323: The Night of the Drunkard

In July, in the far north, it is a day with no night, but now above the Blue Sky Hotel in the Imperial City, it is still a dark night where the sun does not shine. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoI don't know if the wolf smoke shield of the imperial city has been eroded and damaged, but recently, the sun's rays have occasionally shone in, as if the heavens are appeasing the people of the imperial city who have suffered from disasters.

But now it's dark in the Eastern Hemisphere, and even if there is any hole in the shading of the wolf smoke shield, people can't see the sunlight in the imperial city.

In the room with the lights on, filled with wine jars and the smell of alcohol, there was a faint smell of sourness from gastric juice. Although Bai Yu was not a student with perfect grades and sports before, the advantage of good conduct did exist in him. So before he entered no man's land, he didn't touch a cigarette and basically didn't touch alcohol.

Why is it basic? Because Bai Yu is also a person who has secretly drunk wine because of curiosity, when the head teacher of the elementary school took the whole class out for a spring outing, he drank beer with a group of boys, and Bai Yu drank a sip of yellow beer in this group of boys.

Because he didn't know how to drink, Bai Yu suffered a little when he chatted with the black cat about life. At first, they just drank a lot of wine, and the black cat made a phone call and asked the ghost mother of Xiaoyu Mountain to bring some food. "You want normal meat, beef, pork, chicken, duck, fish, don't get those who are not serious." The black cat said to the other end of the phone with a strange expression.

When a large plate of beef was delivered to the room, Bai Yu and the black cat could finally eat meat in large pieces and drink wine in large bowls. They started chatting after a drink, because the difference in their strength was too big to find a consensus on the topic of no man's land, and Bai Yu said that he was about to leave no man's land and didn't want to know too much about the world here, so the topic of the two men began to turn to feelings.

As mentioned earlier, Bai Yu doesn't know how to drink, and after being poured a few large beers by the black cat, his consciousness has been blurred, and his head is as heavy as being poured lead. He ran to the toilet and threw up, and after he vomited, he felt refreshed for a moment.

But it was only for a moment, and after spitting, Bai Yu could finally speak slurredly. He felt like his head had been poured with cow, and although the heavy dizziness was lighter, it was still dizzy, and there was a foul smell in his nose.

Bai Yu and the black cat said, "Dead cat, do you know? After the beef was eaten by my mouth, it did not honestly go to my stomach and be digested, but entered my head and turned into cow. After this drunken night, the mutual favorability of the two sides has inexplicably increased, and Bai Yu has begun to call the black cat "dead cat".

"You white melon, do you want women to go crazy and want flowers to be inserted into your lump of cow dung?" The black cat put its arms around Bai Yu and sniffed at his head.

"What does white melon mean? I know that white is the white in my name, but this melon ...... Belch...... Do I look so much like melon peel? Bai Yu asked unhappily.

"You are so narcissistic, and you are still white in white rain! Tell you, the white of the white melon is the white of the idiot, the melon is the fool's melon, you white melon, the white melon, the white melon, the white melon, the white ......melon, the white melon, the white melon, the white Bai Yu's status in his heart has reached a certain level, which can make him lean on Bai Yu who is drunk and defenseless.

In other words, the black cat has lost its intuition for danger and its five senses of super agility due to the backlash of the Eight Inferior Weapons, the Tianyan Cat Demon, and now I am afraid that an ordinary S-level ability can sneak to his side and strike at him. Regardless of whether or not you can kill the black cat, at least this is a painful slap in the face to the number one killer of the black market in no man's land.

The black cat was laughing at Bai Yu, and Bai Yu sang to the rhythm of the black cat's repetitive sentences: "I'm a madman, a madman, a madman, a madman who only loves you, you're a fool, a fool, but you're very sensible." Telling my heart is a story of loving you, and I can't say that I love you, I'm too stubborn......"

"Your own people, don't be open!" The black cat stopped Bai Yu's ghost crying wolf howl, and now Bai Yu can't even speak clearly, how can he let him sing loudly? The black cat filled Bai Yu's mouth with wine and said, "I want to beat you, you are too similar to me when I was down." No, not just when you're down, it's now! The more I look at you, the more I feel like I'm similar to you little rascal, probably because we've both been hurt emotionally. ”

"If you like me, just say it, my mother-in-law's roundabouts are really long-winded! What man wouldn't be emotionally deflated? It's as if no matter how upright an adult is, he will play with his lower body in the toilet, which is a physiological need and has nothing to do with moral immorality! "Although Bai Yu can't sing loudly, he can laugh out loud.

At this time, the black cat was not affected by Bai Yu's joyful breath, but said seriously: "Have you ever heard of the love saint in the no-man's land?" The love saint will not be emotionally deflated, because his heart is dead, and he will no longer have true feelings for any woman. ”

"Maybe, but that's the Love Saint, and we're just mortals." Bai Yu replied vaguely, he didn't want to talk about no man's land.

"What's wrong with the love saint? What's wrong with mortals! God can also be troubled by feelings. You say, why do women cheat on women after they have a man who can satisfy them, and want to go to a more perfect world? The black cat remembered his girl, who left the black cat in order to leave the village and live in the big city.

Leave forever!

She was burned under the cherry blossom tree, and now there are no bones left, except for a left eyeball infused with her own soul and resentment, which has been turned into an eight-hundredth object and is packed in a beautiful box by a black cat.

"Dead cat, you apologize to women all over the world! Cheating has nothing to do with gender, cheating is the root of human inferiority. Have you read Western mythology? Do you know the seven deadly sins, this is the original sin of human beings, the most fundamental sin, with these sins human beings can be human beings, without one is no longer complete! "After getting drunk, Bai Yu turned into a philosopher, and discussed with the black cat the most fundamental things of human beings.

The most primary, the source of sin. This is the philosophy of the drunkard, and it will only appear tonight on the night of the drunkard.

"Gluttony, greed, laziness, jealousy, pride, lust, anger, ......," the black cat whispered. How could he not know about the seven deadly sins? These common senses are very important, and their status in Western culture is like the status of Pangu opening the world and Nuwa mending the heavens in Eastern culture. No man's land communicates the east and west of the Eurasian continent, so the common sense of the East and the West is the common sense of the no man's land.