The fat man guessed something, which made Gao Chao really helpless, but in front of Xia Qing, how could he nod and admit it, he squeaked and whined at the moment, and couldn't say half a word.

The fat man immediately understood what Gao Chao meant, so he didn't need to wait for him to answer, so he continued again: "I really didn't expect it, my fat man has endured so many years of guarding himself like jade, guarding the boudoir alone, and you are such a tough guy, but that's it. ”

The fat man teased Gao Chao, even Xia Qing couldn't help but almost laugh out loud, Gao Chao saw this and hurriedly scolded with a red face: "What the is messy, when is it now, you still have the heart to say this, you don't want to think about it, even if you say that the child's urine can be poured out to extinguish the fire Maitreya, but we are both in our thirties, and the expiration date has long passed, how can this still work?" ”

In fact, Gao Chao said that it is not unreasonable, the boy's urine, also known as reincarnation wine, or also return the yuan soup, traditional Chinese medicine is mostly cited as medicine to increase the efficacy, in Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica" There is also a record that says: "Urine, from the corpse from the water, will also be meaningful, the Fang family called the reincarnation wine, return the yuan soup, and the hidden words also." This means that children are pure yang bodies, and the two qi of yang and yuan fill the whole body, and the urine is stored in the kidneys of yang and warmth, so even if they are excreted from the body, there is still true yuan qi in them. However, under normal circumstances, only the urine discharged from boys under the age of 12 can be called child urine, and its yang yuan two qi is also the strongest, and men over the age of 12 after adulthood, even if they are still children's body, their urine can no longer be called child urine, but is called child body urine, and child body urine is naturally greatly discounted compared to the role of child urine.

But the fat man doesn't know this, according to his thoughts, as long as he is still a child's body, the urine must be a child's urine, so he immediately said to Gao Chao: "Lao Gao, the matter has come to this, don't be more serious, this boy's urine is not good like liquor, the older the more mellow, I think we both have such a great physique, and the kidneys are so good, our children's urine is not good, it is also the best, you look at the fire Maitreya, now it is half dead, and after a while, our brothers will let it drink two pots while it is hot, and give him a good defeat, I guess it's hard to say whether it will survive until dawn! ”

Hearing the fat man say this, Gao Chao sighed helplessly, and had to say: "It seems that there is no other way, this time I will listen to you, don't let me down!" ”

The fat man immediately patted his chest and said, "When have I ever let you down?" Hurry up, time is precious, I have it right now......"

But as the fat man spoke, he suddenly became embarrassed.

"Lao Gao, there is a way, but what should we use for our precious boy's urine?"

The fat man was so embarrassed, he looked around, but saw the backpack that Gao Chao was carrying on his body, so he hurriedly asked: "Lao Gao, is your backpack waterproof?" ”

Gao Chao knew what the fat man meant at a glance, so he took the backpack off his shoulder and said, "Of course it is waterproof, this bag is specially for antiques, and it is okay to throw it in the water." ”

As he spoke, Gao Chao pulled the backpack open, took out the bronze drum contained in it, and handed the empty backpack to the fat man.

The fat man went to pick up the backpack, only to notice Xia Qing, who had been silent, couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed at the moment, so he said to Xia Qing: "Miss Xia, the situation is urgent now, and we have no choice but to do it, you will be settled, all when our brothers are in a hurry, and they defecate everywhere......"

The more the fat man spoke, the more unspeakable he became, Xia Qing hurriedly waved his hand, didn't even look at him, and said with a red face: "You guys are casual, it's good when I'm not there." ”

So the fat man said happily: "Gotcha! Lao Gao, then I'm not welcome! ”

Gao Chao hurriedly said: "What the is this polite?" Fast! ”

The fat man received the order, turned his body as far as he could, turned his back to Gao Chao and Xia Qing, and then only listened to the flow of water, and after a while, the fat man shivered and lifted Gao Chao's backpack from the ground.

Then the fat man cautiously handed the backpack full of "boy urine" to Gao Chao, but the backpack had to pass over Xia Qing's head, which scared Xia Qing a lot, and he dodged left and right at the moment, as if he was more nervous and scared than looking at the zongzi.

Gao Chao took the backpack and found that the weight was not light, and he said that the fat man really drank a lot of water in Tangkou, and it came in handy at this time, but I don't know if this thing is good or not, and now I have to try it hard.

Although Gao Chao's inventory is not as much as that of the fat man, it is also a lot, and he almost filled the backpack at the moment, and at this moment, looking at the fire Maitreya, it is already very close to the three of them, and there is only five or six meters left.

And the fire Maitreya, who seemed to be gathering momentum, suddenly quickened his pace and pounced towards Gao Chao.

Seeing this, Gao Chao hurriedly threw the bronze drum in his hand to the fat man, and shouted: "Fat man, take it, take Xia Qing and withdraw quickly, leave it to me here!" ”

The fat man took the bronze drum, and quickly rubbed his belly and retreated backwards, Xia Qing followed, looking back as he ran, he was still not very at ease with Gao Chao.

Seeing that the fire Maitreya was already approaching, Gao Chao held his breath, lifted the backpack on the ground, and then took a leisurely move with his hands, and splashed the whole bag of "boy urine" like splashing water.

In an instant, only the sound of stabbing and pulling was heard, as if the red-hot wrought iron was immersed in water, and a white mist immediately rose in the air, instantly bringing Gao Chao into it, and at the same time, an incomparably fishy stench came to his face, almost making Gao Chao faint without taking a breath.

Gao Chao scolded secretly, and said in his heart that he was damn, he was not bitten to death by this zongzi, but he had to be smoked to death by this urine slut, and he couldn't even open his eyes at the moment, so he hurriedly groped his way back in the dark.

But before he could take two steps back, he heard the fat man in the distance already shouting with joy: "It's gone!" It's really gone! Lao Gao, we succeeded! ”

Gao Chao squinted his eyes to see, but saw that not far away, there was no fire, and the passage was dark again, and nothing could be seen, so Gao Chao hurriedly took out Xia Qing's mobile phone and turned on the lighting, only then did he see through the dim light that in a white mist, there seemed to be a black shadow, standing motionless in the passage at the moment, thinking that it should be the fire Maitreya who had been extinguished.

Seeing this, Gao Chao breathed a sigh of relief, but he couldn't breathe heavily, the current commotion in the passage was still strong, like a dry toilet in the countryside, Gao Chao had to cover his mouth and nose, and slowly walked towards the fire Maitreya, wanting to confirm whether the thing was temporarily out of danger.

Gao Chao came to the front a few steps, only to find that the fire Maitreya was standing in the passage, at this moment his whole body was like black charcoal, not a bit of skin and flesh, at the moment, only a charred human skeleton remained, although its limbs and head were still on the body, but it was completely unimaginable that this corpse had been burned like this, and it could be raised again.

So Gao Chao carefully touched the fire Maitreya twice with his foot, but found that it was always motionless, it should be dead, so he completely relieved his heart, and then turned his body sideways, kicked the fire Maitreya on the chest, knocked it down, scolded "don't your mother", and spat on the ground.

(Don't be your mother, Changsha dialect, what do you mean.) ）