Zhang Xiaowang was bitten by a dog when he was a child, and since then he will walk around when he sees a Chihuahua. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info so when a two-meter-tall hideous and terrifying monster suddenly barked, Zhang Xiaowang directly couldn't move his whole body, and was thrown to the ground by the fat monster.

"Help! Help! Lighters and copycats are quick to save ......"

The fat monster pounced on Zhang Xiaowang, and did not open his fangs and big mouth to bite him by the throat without following the routine. Instead, he grabbed Zhang Xiaowang's hands with a big hand, and rode on his body, revealing a smug smile: "Even your two brushes, dare to pretend to be the Time and Space Bureau?" ”

Zhang Xiaowang tried his best to calm himself down: "You learn to be scary, shameless!" No one noticed that the peachwood sword in Zhang Xiaowang's hand had turned into a small pistol at some point, and he was struggling to adjust the angle in his palm to aim at the fat monster on his body.

The fat monster was stunned: "Learn to be a dog?" When did I learn to be a dog...... Ouch! ”

'Bang! As soon as a gunshot rang out, the fat monster covered his stomach and tumbled off Zhang Xiaowang's body, lying on the ground and angrily scolding Zhang Xiaowang: "Shameless! You scumbag who hurts people with a secret arrow! ”

Zhang Xiaowang raised the pistol to his mouth and blew it lightly: "If you want to blame, blame yourself for talking too much nonsense." ”

The fat monster looked down at his stomach, slowly removed his hands holding his stomach, and jerked forward: "Hehe! It's okay! Nothing! Surprise no! ”

Zhang Xiaowang, who had been staring at the fat monster, was taken aback, is this invulnerability? It must be that the gun he used is wrong, and the next moment a huge sand eagle has appeared in his hand, bang is a burst of shots, the fat monster is like electricity, like a black shadow flying up and down, not to mention Zhang Xiaowang's shooting technique is 24K pure two knives, under such a high-speed movement of the fat monster, even the most experienced special forces are afraid that they will not be able to shoot the target.

The Desert Eagle in Zhang Xiaowang's hand changed again under the nervousness and annoyance, and directly turned into a metal storm......

"Forbidden! Forbid! The use of weapons of mass destruction for law enforcement is currently prohibited in the region! The voice of the divine weapon immediately set off an alarm in Zhang Xiaowang's mind.

Just when Zhang Xiaowang was frustrated and wanted to switch weapons again, he found that the fat monster on the opposite side stood still and didn't move, with a frightened expression: "Don't shoot, don't shoot, this will be discovered!" ”

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaowang's heart moved, and he held the gun in both hands to prepare to shoot: "Scared? If you're afraid, hurry up and prostrate on the spot! ”

The fat monster sighed helplessly: "I'm afraid of your sister, do you think this broken copper and iron can hurt me?" Isn't there anything we can talk about? Why do you have to fight back and forth, it's been thousands of years, aren't you tired? ”

Zhang Xiaowang snorted coldly: "The monster who eats people is not qualified to negotiate with me!" ”

The fat monster was furious: "Phew! You're just eating people! Your whole family eats people! Eighteen generations of your ancestors have eaten people! ”

Zhang Xiaowang's face was full of astonishment: "Aren't you a monster, don't monsters all need to eat people to evolve, seeing that you have evolved like this, you must have eaten a lot...... Phew! Your ancestors have eaten people for eighteen generations! ”

The fat monster looked at him with a look of pity and said: "Illiteracy is terrible, even your little knowledge dares to come out and mix, is there really no one in the time and space bureau?" Who told you that youkai are bound to eat people? Our evolution depends on the accumulation of time, hard work and ingenuity, as long as we are not surprisingly lazy, if anyone who has cultivated for thousands of years can still master two or three self-defense skills! ”

Zhang Xiaowang thoughtfully: "It seems to make a lot of sense......"

The fat monster stared at Zhang Xiaowang suspiciously: "Are you really from the Time and Space Bureau?" Why doesn't it look like it? It's completely incomparable to those monster hunters of the old generation! ”

Zhang Xiaowang looked embarrassed: "The first day on the job, the first day on the job, speaking of which, you are still my first customer." Didn't you just say that I was the first branch of the Time and Space Bureau, so where did the people from the Time and Space Bureau you met before come from? ”

The fat monster looked at him, and then at the metal storm: "If it weren't for the fact that you were holding a unique magic weapon like the Time and Space Bureau, I would really doubt your identity, why wouldn't I know as much as an outsider." The time and space bureau officials I've seen before are naturally from other planets. ”

Monsters and alien planets are involved, Zhang Xiaowang feels that his brain capacity is obviously a little insufficient, and the job of catching monsters can also enforce the law across planets?

The fat monster continued to chatter: "What kind of Jigong is it, Zhong Kui, aren't these all your colleagues?" Anyway, there have been people on the earth who haven't been to the space-time bureau for hundreds of years, and I thought that the space-time bureau was too lazy to take care of the earth, but I didn't expect it to hold back a big one and open a branch directly. ”

Zhang Xiaowang seemed to hear the three views he had just built in the morning, and there was a crisp crack: "Jigong and Zhong Kui, they are from the Time and Space Bureau?" ”

The fat monster was very disdainful of Zhang Xiaowang's fuss: "Ah, you don't know? There is also a very famous Fahai, who fought with the White Snake in the Qiantang River for three days and three nights, what a momentum it was......"

Zhang Xiaowang's jaw almost fell on the surface of his feet: "Fahai? Wait a minute...... Do you think I'm stupid? Divine Weapon 9527! Tell me what I can do to kill this thing within the rules of the Space-Time Bureau! ”

The artifact was silent for a few seconds: "No...... All equipment that can kill this guy is strictly forbidden in the current environment. ”

The fat monster looked very tired: "Can you not open your mouth and close your mouth and fight and kill, I want to be so easy to deal with and still survive?" I, who have no quarrel with the world and are kind to others, why can't everyone get along well? ”

Zhang Xiaowang was righteous and awe-inspiring: "Since ancient times, demons have not stood apart!" Today is either you dead or I live! ”

The fat monster simply sat on the ground: "Don't say that in the troubled times, those time and space masters couldn't kill me before, and now you can't help me." What kind of society is it now? Now it is a society with a legal system, a new society that stresses civilization and harmony, and you still think that this is the time when the time and space bureau used to cover the sky with one hand. It's not that I underestimate you, I'll just lie here, you kill me and try it one by one! ”

I don't know why, Zhang Xiaowang feels that his setting seems to be a little skewed towards the evil side, and this fat monster is gradually becoming upright......

"Okay, okay, you lie there and don't move, see if I dare to kill you!"

"Lie down, lie down!" The fat monster is also single, and lies directly on the ground, "You try it!" ”

Seeing the fat monster lying on the ground, Zhang Xiaowang was about to move in annoyance, but found that the other party suddenly slowly produced waves of distortion in his body, and when the distortion dissipated, the fat monster had already appeared in its original form......

Zhang Xiaowang looked at the body of the fat monster, and the black line of his head went vertically, smashing the three views that had just been established in the morning into pieces...... This fat monster...... It's a panda spirit......

I saw a fat and naïve panda lying on the ground shaking his head: "Look at what you can endure!" You move me to give it a try! I am a national first-class protected animal, or a highly endangered kind, protected by national laws! HSD Class I Protected Animals! I am a Chinese national treasure! WWF Ambassador! I am the messenger of friendship between China and other countries in the world! Don't say that if you move my finger, you will be hunted down by the Huaxia public security system, and you can't land in the world, even if you are seen with me, the crime of poaching Huaxia national treasures is enough for you to drink a pot! ”

Zhang Xiaowang had a ******** expression on his face: "Two big machines, what should I do?" ”

The copycat machine said solemnly: "According to the analysis of this machine, there is nothing wrong with what this guy said...... Master, you're in for a big deal...... The radar showed that more than a dozen people were moving towards us. ”

Zhang Xiaowang's cold sweat instantly wet his pants - if someone was caught, he found that he and a panda were not clear here, and he was twisted to the public security bureau and his whole body was full of mouths, but he couldn't explain it clearly. How so? Say that this panda has cultivated to perfection and is a new demon hunter? It is estimated that he will be sent to a psychiatric hospital directly, and he will immediately make headlines on major websites and become the latest generation of Internet celebrities.

Unemployed young men poached national treasure pandas, and bullied pandas to cultivate into demons...... Thinking of this illustrious title, Zhang Xiaowang's cold sweat wet his pants again. At that time, even the police uncle did not pursue himself, and it is estimated that he has nowhere to go on the earth when he becomes an Internet celebrity......

Zhang Xiaowang tried to calm himself down, and suddenly thought of a flaw in the fat monster: "This panda is an illusion you conjured!" You just made a 'whoo' sound! I haven't seen a live panda, haven't I seen a dog running around the street? ”

The panda spirit looked at him with disdain: "When the panda is angry, it will be 'Wang', and they all say that you are an uneducated blind rout." ”

The copycat machine quickly said: "Master, what it said is right......"

Zhang Xiaowang's eyes quickly rolled a few times, and suddenly stepped forward with a smile on his face to pick up the panda spirit: "Haha, look at what you said, how can I do something to the national treasure, hurry up and change back into human form, if there is anything we can't talk about calmly." ”

The panda spirit pursed his lips disdainfully: "Don't come to this set, do you think I don't know that someone is going this way." Tell you, it's easy to get me down, but it's not that easy to get me up! Unless...... You have to promise me one condition. ”

The corners of Zhang Xiaowang's eyes twitched: "Big brother, are you touching porcelain?" ”

The Panda Spirit put his two furry arms behind his head, and raised Erlang's legs to pose in a comfortable position on the ground: "Hmph, with my Panda Spirit who has cultivated for thousands of years, you are not enough for the class!" If you agree or not, let's just say that you agree or not! ”

"Master, it's better to agree first, that group of people is about to come into sight!"

Zhang Xiaowang jumped on the corner of his forehead: "Say, what is the condition!" ”

The panda looked at him cutely: "Accept me as an employee of the Earth Branch of the Time and Space Bureau!" ”