Chapter 63 The Tanuki Exchanges the Prince

I glanced at my sister, hooked my foot over the head on the ground, threw my left foot into the air, and fired a volley with my right foot, kicking the monkey's head into the darkness under the spiral staircase. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info turned his head and said to his sister:

"Sister, look at my good kicking. It doesn't matter which one kicked the head off, it doesn't matter if it ran down with its legs outstretched. Let's do an experiment, since you said that the location of this female corpse is the key to cracking the Soul Ladder, it should be that God gave us a Chinese football to see if this ball can go around the world and come back! ”

My sister gave me a blank look and said:

"Hmph, what you think is too simple, let's not talk about whether you can break the formation. Just your kick, the level is far behind, the power is too small, the angle is too off, say it earlier, I'll kick it. ”

I hurriedly waved my hand vigorously and said with a smile:

"Sister, your foot strength is amazing, I guess you have to kick the girl in the head, we are dirty enough, and then splash a face of brains, don't you have to go and grab a job with the little beggar? As for those who ask for food outside the gate of our Huangsangdian Movie City, they are dressed cleaner than the two of us now.

Some time ago, it was said on the news that there was a lame man who asked for food, secretly raised a mistress behind his wife's back, and staged a farce of catching rape. This lame leg is begging at the door of the theater, the junior took the child to drive the Audi Q5 to bring him lunch, and the eldest wife drove a Mercedes-Benz just to catch the current! The two girls got out of the car and twisted for half an hour, the ghosts cried and howled, even tearing and tearing, using both hands and mouths, in order to earn a lame man, they beat the earth-shattering ghosts and gods, and their clothes were torn all over the ground! When the police uncle came, he was shocked by this scene!

This is a real cow who asks for food, it's a realistic version of Dick Silk counterattacking and becoming a god! There is also a harem to win the championship! Works of art come from life! The crowd watching the movie stopped entering, and they all discussed gossiping at the door of the theater, saying how much money the lame man has to earn a year! ”

My sister looked down at herself, and then at me, and laughed and said:

"Don't say it, the image of the two of us is really comparable to that little slut."

After that, my sister and I looked at each other and smiled, and suddenly we heard the sound of rolling overhead!

The sound is getting closer, more and more urgent!

I hurriedly stood in front of my sister and said:

"Sister, what's the matter, I didn't kick it wrong! Proper oolong back to the nest! It must have been the monkey monster's head spinning around again! I'll take the ball! Help you break this Soul Ladder! ”

With that, I quickly straddled the rifle over my shoulders, stretched my hands forward, loosened my shoulders, and waited for the head to roll down.

Maybe in order to break the Soul Ladder, this head will have to be kicked a few more times, there are too few props available here, and this head will have to be recycled!

Wheeling, bumping, touching, a rolling sound approached my ears, and then a bulging object appeared in front of me, and I listened to the sound of the argument, and suddenly hugged it!

Goalkeeper Zero sealed the tombstone successfully caught an own goal from his own team!

It's weird, it doesn't feel right!

Look at it, what is this in my arms?

I went to it, and it wasn't a monkey monster head!

It turned out to be a clump of earthy yellow tattered silk bags!

There's a baby's dried corpse wrapped in it!

Is this the rhythm of a tanuki for a prince?

kicked down his head, in exchange for a small rice dumpling?

I hurriedly turned to my sister and said:

"Sister, Xiao Zongzi is looking for her mother! Go ahead. ”

Immediately put his hands in front of his sister, who caught it and glanced at it, and said:

"This kid likes you, so you should sleep with him in your arms."

Threw it at me again, this time I'm embarrassed to hand it out again, although it's a dry corpse, but it's also a little pitiful, sitting with my mother for so long, lying down like dry goods, it's really not easy to finally have a chance to jump up and down. I wanted to just throw it aside, but I couldn't bear it, so I asked my sister:

"Sister, I can't just hold it, right? What should we do with this little ancestor? ”

My sister pointed at the female corpse with her hand and said:

"As the old saying goes, well water does not interfere with river water. Although this female corpse is said to be terrible in death, it has not harmed us after all, just accumulate some yin virtue, be a favor, adult beauty, you put the child in her arms. After all, it is a felony in the world to let children leave their mothers. By the way, you should remember that if you open the coffin to hunt for treasure, you must not easily destroy the body of the owner of the tomb, unless you can't help yourself. ”

I took a look at this little zongzi, it was quite crazy, smiled and said to my sister:

"Sister, you have to do such a good thing as accumulating yin virtue, I am not a white-eyed wolf who grabs fame! This is a glorious and great task to pass on love! My brother gave it up! Please! ”

Hurriedly pushed the swaddling clothes to my sister again.

My sister didn't take it, she kept staring at my eyes silently, and from time to time she lifted her right thumb and index finger to blow or pat the surface of her feet. I could only smile coldly and nod in passing. I guess the next step is to twist my ears or kick my ass, it seems that this time my sister wants to practice my guts, so let's just put it hard.

Little zongzi, you are really destined for me, blame Shu millet hugging you to find Mama.

I walked down two stone steps, crouched in front of the female corpse, and faced her, muttering in a whisper:

"This beautiful Ma Ma, I just didn't intend to pick up a good baby, take a look at this little appearance of Tejun, and you carved out a mold, clear water out of hibiscus, natural carving, it must be your baby. My sister and I came here today to climb the stairs, exercise and exercise, and shake our spirits, and we are definitely three good young people with noble moral character and no discipline. I'm afraid that your little treasure will be hungry, so I hurriedly sent it back to you. This kid is too naughty, just now while you were not paying attention, ran to play on the slide, maybe accidentally fell into the little butt, next time you must watch it. We won't leave a name for our good deeds, and you don't take it too seriously, don't worry about this stubble anymore. ”

Then I slowly put the swaddling clothes back into the hands of the female corpse, stood up, looked at the female corpse and raised her tone and said:

"Goodbye, you two, keep the show. Don't bother sending it far away, don't just stand up, don't pass it. ”

Hurriedly came to my sister's side, supported her waist with both hands, pretended to be calm, and said:

"Sister, the little zongzi is done, what should we do next? I probably missed that kick just now, so I'm going to go down and pick it up and kick it again. ”

My sister listened to the meeting against the inner wall again, and said:

"Something is wrong, it seems that we have to find out if there is a mechanism on the side wall near here, it seems that there are footsteps coming from the wall just now!"

The two of us immediately knocked on the side walls around, my sister used a diamond umbrella, I used the butt of a gun, knocked for a long time, there was a movement everywhere, and I didn't find any stone bricks hollow, which was troublesome, looked up at the top, sighed and said:

"Sister, let's just go up! it! Anyway, the little zongzi and the monkey monster's head both fell from the sky, which proves that at least there is heaven! ”

My sister said helplessly:

"Okay, listen to you, go up, it's a big deal to break it again!"

I had just taken a step up when my sister suddenly grabbed me.

His eyes were fixed on the position of my throat, and then he looked at the breastfeeding female corpse, and said nervously:

"Stone, did the little zongzi move just now?"

I was stunned, and hurriedly looked back at the mother and son, and there was nothing abnormal, and said to my sister blankly:

"Sister, what you said, don't make a fuss? These two are dry, how do you move? ”

My sister approached me and put her thumb against my chin, looked at it carefully, and said:

"Why do you have a little black footprint on the front of your neck?"