Chapter 103: Granny Salt
Chapter 103: Granny Salt
"Tombstone, your analysis is too far-fetched! Whether fishermen dry their nets or not has anything to do with your hair! ”
"Fatty, let's not talk about these useless things, maybe Ma Pan's brothers will go to the sea with the eldest brother. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Just the dog barks at this household, you go over the wall to see if there is any residual value of navigation maps, coordinates or something. ”
"Brother, you are too unkind, this is making me sin! Trespass into private houses, let the police station arrest you and not squat! ”
"I'll take care of something, we don't steal other people's things, and we don't eat other people's salted fish, I'm afraid of a bird!"
The fat man estimated that the next sentence would definitely shift from the social legal outlook to the question of his own moral outlook, I said so, just with his figure is really difficult, forget it, I'll climb the wall myself to see the situation.
Suddenly, the barking of the dog stopped, and there was a coughing sound from an old lady in the house!
The fat man and I immediately fell silent, and glanced at each other, and the voice of the hunchbacked old lady came from behind the door:
"Are you two members of the Feng family?"
We were both stunned, is this door facing north and this door facing west connected?
I hurriedly agreed:
"Grandma, open the door, my name is Tombstone."
Then came the voice of the man with the door facing east from behind the door:
"Glutinous rice candles shine on the temple of the underworld."
That's right, the joint code is this sentence, these four mansions look like separate courtyards from the outside, is there a secret passage that is connected to each other in the dark, and it is actually a family?
To my surprise, these four houses were so exquisitely and safely arranged, interlocking, enough to confuse ordinary people, the fat man looked at me and asked me in a low voice:
"What do you mean by that? Is it a code to you? You hurriedly agreed. ”
I nodded and shouted to the man behind the door:
"Three long take away and two short ones are returned."
The door immediately opened from the inside, and I saw the hunchbacked old lady and a large, muscular young man standing behind the door, the big man carrying a large birdcage with four parrots in it, with yellow bellies and green backs, bright feathers, and a big yellow dog staring at us with high vigilance.
The black muscles on this big man's body were like those of a practitioner, and he said politely:
"Two brothers, it's disrespectful, the recent investigation is strict, we have to be careful everywhere in the market, I'm sorry, please come in and talk."
The fat man probably felt that he was being swept away by this old man, and choked up:
"Playing with the two of us, didn't you shout the code just now, won't it be over if you open the door early."
The big man smiled and asked:
"It doesn't hurt to be cautious, what do you call this brother?"
The fat man said politely:
"Society, Brother Wang, I am an entrepreneurial pioneer who has been in the shopping mall for many years and has been in the famous ware business for many years, and a well-known person in the industry, and the water is much deeper than your stupid person."
I took it.,This fat man likes to pretend to be B for so many years.,Pretend to be the boss when you meet outsiders.,Cry poor when you meet your own people.,Omnipotent when you meet a beautiful girl.,Invincible in the world!
This is a horse plate, and then let him look at a bowl of the Ming Dynasty, bricks of the Tang Dynasty and the like, and the foreign appearance can be big!
Hurriedly said to the big man:
"Brother, my friend surnamed Wang is mainly engaged in network marketing of famous devices, and appraisal is not a strong point, but in terms of sales performance, it is outstanding."
The big man hurriedly bowed to the fat man, and said respectfully:
"Brother Wang, you can still sell spiritual weapons from the Internet, amazing, now that the business of our horse is too narrow, you can teach me more." The younger brother's name is Zheng Teng, who is responsible for shipping and running the hall, and this is my grandmother next to him, the hall master of our Yancheng Mapan, and the people in the rivers and lakes call Granny Yan. ”
The fat man and I hurriedly shouted respectfully Hello to Granny Yan, the four parrots actually learned to talk to us in a milky voice, and it turned out that the children's voices just now were these parrots.
Zheng Teng hurriedly beckoned us into the house, and when I passed through the yard, I subconsciously glanced at the environment, and there were many farm utensils neatly stacked around me, as well as equipment parts used on fishing boats, without the slightest taste of the ancient charm of doing the artifact business.
The front hall of the house is dedicated to a certain Bodhisattva, there are four simple styles of old-fashioned chairs on both sides, like catalpa wood, the value is not high, and the Bodhisattva is also placed in front of fresh fruits and incense burners, a bit of a Buddha hall feeling.
Zheng Teng wanted to serve tea to the two of us, but the fat man expressed his desire to have dinner first, so Grandma Yan took the two of us to the back hall.
There was already a pot of fragrant fish stew in the middle of the table, and the fat man quickly sat down, grinning and eating, and I hurriedly patted him on the shoulder, and said to the master with a smile:
"Granny Yan, Brother Zheng, Wang Fatzi will eat when he enters the house, don't be surprised, you don't treat us as outsiders."
Zheng Teng hurriedly said:
"Little Master of the Feng family, what are you polite, Brother Wang, hurry up and eat it while it's hot, I'll steam another pot of crabs for you, and taste my own sweet potato wine later."
The fat man was really polite, and he didn't even say yes, but he didn't put down his chopsticks.
Mother-in-law Yan has not been silent, looking at my face from time to time, and her right hand inadvertently pinching and calculating, making me the same as the one who came to mix rice, and hurriedly helped her old man to sit down, and said with a smile:
"Granny Salt, we're here this time."
"Child, you really look like your grandfather when he was young, I knew who it was at first sight when I saw you. After eating in a while, let Tengteng arrange for you to rest, have fun for a few days, and go home when you have had enough. ”
How can I hear that this is wrong, could it be that the eldest brother has already explained that he will not let me go to the sea?
"Mother-in-law, there's something I want to ask you."
Interrupted by Granny Salt again, she said:
"Little Stone, your eldest brother is a good boy with assertiveness and ability, you don't have to worry about his affairs, and you can't worry about that. Listen to me, don't trouble your big brother. ”
This time I completely understood, the eldest brother must have specially explained to Granny Salt before going to sea, if I come, I must blow away, it seems that it is not easy to fool Granny Salt, who can pinch and calculate, tell the truth directly, move with affection, and know with reason.
"Mother-in-law, don't you know, there is a Taoist surnamed Sun who is my friend, and he was tied up here by my eldest brother's people yesterday, I am afraid that he will make a mistake, I hope you can be merciful and help me find them. Buddhism and Taoism are originally a family, so you can't bear to see the cultivators and my eldest brother make enemies? ”
Granny Salt pointed to the east and said:
"Child, your eldest brother is not a sinister person, if the Dao chief asks sincerely, he will naturally be blessed by the gods.
Just tell you the truth, those four people have already sailed away from our boat yesterday, saying that they are going to meet your eldest brother, and Granny Yan I want to help you is also powerless.
Your eldest brother sailed away with a team of men and horses twelve days ago, and the East China Sea is vast, and there is nowhere to find it, and there is no time to return, so go home. ”
I think Granny Yan is deliberately obstructing, but in the face of such a veteran of the rivers and lakes with such rich social experience, there is really no good way to talk for a while, so I can only wait for the opportunity.
"Okay, then in that case, we will finish eating, sleep well, and go back to our hometown after playing for a few days."
Granny Salt finally smiled kindly and put vegetables in my bowl.
After a while, Zheng Teng came out of the kitchen with a big dustpan, full of red pike crabs, and the fat man almost fainted without excitement, and began to eat vigorously.
This crab is really good, the meat is fat and fragrant, we are chatting while drinking sweet potato wine, the crab shells eaten by the fat man are piled up on the table, and Granny Salt has eaten a little vegetarian dish and rice and went to the front hall to sit in meditation.
At this time, although it was already night, the sunset was still slightly red, I took the opportunity to test Zheng Teng, and asked casually:
"Brother Zheng, where are all the treasures of our horse plate hidden, take me to open my eyes."
Zheng Teng immediately wiped his mouth, pointed upstairs, and said:
"Two big brothers, although the Feng family has all the treasures, but we have a few things salvaged from the sea, it's really interesting, you two just help us increase our eyes, estimate the valuation, please."
The fat man drank a few more glasses, then stood up, patted Zheng Teng's shoulder, and said:
"Brother, let's go, brother will help you take a look."
I had a big head this time, and I bragged about B regardless of the occasion, and hurriedly stepped on the fat man, and the fat man sobered up a little bit, and returned to his seat, and said with a smile:
"Who, stone, you go, I haven't eaten enough."
I wanted to take this opportunity to ask Zheng Teng, the eldest brother, where they were, but as soon as I walked to the window on the second floor, I saw a red light on the beach flashing, like a distress signal!
When Zheng Teng saw it, he shouted downstairs:
"Grandma, our boat is back! Still calling the police! Looks like something happened! I'll go check it out! ”
I pulled the fat man and ran to the beach with Zheng Teng, the big yellow dog rushed in front of us, and found a small motorized fishing boat with red warning lights around it, about 20 meters long, and the front half of the hull was stranded on the beach!
Approaching the hull of the ship, the big yellow dog seemed to have noticed some danger, and raised his head and barked at the ship's lifeless bark!
The three of us immediately climbed onto the deck, and a foul smell like rotting corpses came to our faces!