Chapter 549: Remember to pay the bill
The constant arguments between the two parties made the president frown, and the two sides disagreed, which made him very helpless, but he had already reached an agreement with the Avengers not to use nuclear weapons, and nuclear weapons must not be used, otherwise even if the war is won, the Avengers will definitely not give up.
Glancing at the one-eyed black man standing beside him, the president said in a deep voice, "Director Fury, bring those reports about the python." ”
Fury took out a document from his bag and handed it to the president, and under the doubts of those congressmen, the president took out a photo sandwiched in the document, and under the illumination of the instrument, he enlarged the video in the air and said: "According to the investigation, this group of giant pythons has a king, which is the big guy who destroyed the satellite before." ”
Fury on the side put some other pieces on it, and the president looked at the scene on the picture, rubbed his head a little painfully and continued: "I'm afraid some of you don't know why giant pythons invade human territory, while some people know very well that a few days ago, these giant pythons were entrenched in the primeval Amazon forest in South America, and they have always been safe, but a group of damn guys, in order to get something, broke into it, and released monsters for them to fight with giant pythons, and finally failed, they were unwilling!" Attacked the python clan with nuclear weapons, so, the python clan was provoked, they regarded us as the United States as an enemy, these bitches raised, we America became a shield for those damn bastards. ”
As he spoke, the president slammed the table angrily, it seemed that the president had decided to dismantle the umbrella company, which made Fury on the side smile on his face, for this kind of company, it should have been banned a long time ago.
Listen to what the president has to say. Some of the parliamentarians had angry expressions on their faces, while others were dissent. I don't know what I'm thinking.
The president calmed down and glanced at Fury, who immediately understood. The President continued: "Regardless of this war, the President has given the order to shut down that company and arrest all members of that company." ”
Fury's words made the expressions of the parliamentarians present different, some were very calm, and some were a little frightened, and these frightened parliamentarians were actually members of the umbrella company. Of course, most of these are just bought by the umbrella, and there are not many real members.
Fury sneered, and with a wave of his hand, a team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents walked in, and under Fury's name, one by one, they were taken away.
"Well, these are American moths, and you proposed nuclear weapons earlier, which will never work. The war in Los Angeles, I've entrusted it to the Avengers. The president said.
"Why? Your Excellency, nuclear weapons are the best weapon to destroy Monty Python. Some lawmakers didn't give up.
"You can take a look at this picture."
Fury took out a picture of the dragon after the nuclear bombing and said, "This dragon didn't kill it with a nuclear weapon, it came back to take revenge." Do you think nuclear weapons are still useful? ”
Suddenly, the parliamentarians present collectively fell silent, no nuclear weapons? Isn't the U.S. deterrent just an ornament? This moment. They are absolutely in turmoil inside.
If only someone had told them before that nuclear weapons had monsters that they couldn't destroy. That, in their opinion, is definitely a joke.
In fact. They didn't know at all that nuclear weapons were useless not only against Jiaolong, but also against Li Tian.
Fury knows this very well, there are many people in this world who are not afraid of nuclear weapons, as he knows, the Planet Devourer, the terrible voice that came from the wormhole after the end of the New York War a year ago, as well as Li Tian and Jiaolong, they are not afraid of nuclear weapons at all.
Finding that the congressmen were silent, the president said to Fury: "Let the military satellites monitor the movements of Los Angeles, mobilize all the troops, and if the Avengers can't stop us, we will form a second fortress in another city." ”
"Yes, Your Excellency." Fury received the order and immediately turned around and left.
"Adjournment." Seeing that the congressmen had left, the president looked blankly at the empty conference room in front of him, and he found that he was the worst president since the founding of the United States, not only was Washington destroyed once, but the metropolis of New York was also destroyed, and now even Los Angeles may be destroyed by the second level, the first time was a sharknado, and this time it was a giant python disaster, which made him want to resign from the president: "Oh my God, you tell me how to do it." ”
……
In the city of Los Angeles, several soldiers ran forward in panic, while more than a dozen giant pythons were chasing behind.
"Monty python is too fast, guys, we should separate ......"
"No, that's a terrible note, look at the back, there's a python that has more than us."
"Damn, the python is coming after you, God! Hurry up and save us......"
"Shut up, it's not God who can save us now, pray those superheroes arrive."
"Yes, Kesen is right, the superheroes are at the police station in Los Angeles, and I went to see them yesterday, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Green Goblin, and the Fantastic Four......"
As the soldier chattered the names of the Avengers, a mocking voice came from above them: "Hey, GIs, you seem to have forgotten me, Deadpool Wade." ”
Looking up at the sky, they saw a guy wearing a mask and carrying a Tang knife behind him staring at them, and a soldier said with joy on his face: "Oh God! Thank you, Mr. Wade, for getting rid of the python behind us. ”
The soldier who can call Deadpool by name is the only one who has been to the police station yesterday, so he recognizes Deadpool.
Deadpool laughed and stretched out his hand, "Money, GIs, do you have to pay a fee before doing something, it will give me motivation to work." ”
What!
The GIs forgot to run away all of a sudden, when did the superhero still charge for saving people?
Hiss!
The soldiers who stopped, when they heard the roar that came, immediately looked behind when they heard the sound, and suddenly turned pale, only to see more than a dozen giant pythons less than a meter away from them, and those giant pythons were opening their huge mouths and biting them, which made them exclaim: "Sir, let's pay, hurry up and save ......"
Before they could finish speaking, the python had already bitten off, and the soldiers closed their eyes in horror, but after a long time, they did not see the python bite off.
Opening their eyes slightly, the soldiers suddenly screamed in surprise, and stepped back again and again, looking at the head of a giant python and the twitching corpse on the ground where they were standing before.
Deadpool wiped the blade, turned his head and smiled, "Remember to pay the bill." (To be continued.) )