Chapter 5 The Flower Thief
Wang Xu walked on the noisy streets, looking at the men, women and children in ancient costumes around him, he really couldn't cry or laugh.
He had returned to normal at this time, the trauma of his brain and soul had basically recovered, and the memories erased by the power of domination had also recovered, but the last thing he remembered was that he was talking to three girls in the back of the school theater, and then he was here.
It stands to reason that he now has no burden of two self-consciousnesses, and he should be able to use the mastery ability to a greater extent, but he tried it, and he couldn't even read the memory of a passerby, let alone possess others, so he had to stop an uncle depressedly and asked, "Where is this place?" ”
The man looked Wang Xu up and down a few times, obviously this person had never seen a jacket and jeans, let alone Wang Xu's short hairstyle. He stared at Wang Xu with strange eyes and said, "This is Suzhou Mansion, what's the matter, are you from out of town?" ”
Wang Xu replied: "Hmm...... Dude, isn't this some kind of film and television base or something? You're supposed to be a trickster, right? ”
"What film and television base? I've never heard of it, I'm crazy, get up and open, I'm still in trouble. The uncle pushed Wang Xu away and left.
Wang Xu looked at his back with empty eyes, and said to himself, "No...... Crossing...... I haven't played this yet...... There shouldn't be such a thing in the world......"
He walked around the street a few more times, and found that this was indeed not the kind of film and television base, the buildings were all real, none of them were sets, the shops were selling real things, and there was really a lot of dung in the car......
So, Wang Xu admitted that he had come to an era similar to the Ming Dynasty, and before he thought of a way to go back, he had to go with the flow.
As soon as he thought about the problem, his stomach became hungry, but he was penniless, could he not eat?
Of course, if necessary, Wang Xu will also ask for food, because this person does most things, and there is no psychological barrier. But at this moment, he thought of a better idea, which was to go to eat the overlord meal.
Wang Xu is a person, eating overlord meals is actually very particular, first of all, roadside stalls are not good, people run small businesses, and life is not easy, and there are many roadside stalls that pay first and then eat.
Secondly, those small restaurants are not good, people are also small businesses, and from time to time they have to entertain those who catch fast officials or something to eat and drink for nothing, saying that it is recorded in the account, but in fact it will never be settled.
Then the last choice is to go to the big restaurant, and what you eat is your collusion between officials and businessmen, and you are rich and unkind.
Therefore, after only ten minutes, Wang Xu found the largest and most luxurious entertainment venue in Suzhou City-Zuixing Tower.
Obviously, this is a brothel......
After some elimination, Wang Xu, this kid, really came to such a place......
Before Wang Xu entered, there was an incident that caught his eye, because he saw that there was a medical hall open across the street from this drunken star building, and the plaque was written in four big characters: "Holy Hand of Gynecology". Seeing this scene, Wang Xu couldn't help laughing, he didn't expect that there was such a business-minded guy in ancient times, which made him admire it in his heart.
With a mournful roar in his stomach, Wang Xu's thoughts were pulled back, and he took a deep breath and walked into the Drunken Star Tower.
"Ouch!! This childe! Why have you come all these days? You're going to kill me! A woman with heavy makeup and a half-aged stuck to Wang Xu's body like a hungry tiger pounced.
"Wow...... It's my first time here, okay......" Wang Xu said as he desperately pushed the unrestrained bustard away.
"Why should Childe be so outside! Once raw and twice ripe! ”
"This ...... Well...... Auntie, what's that...... I've got to have a drink first......"
"Ouch! Look at my brain! How can you let Childe stand here? Xiaocui Xiaoying, take this son upstairs, sit in the private room, and wait for him! ”
Wang Xu finally got rid of the bustard, and he followed the two women who were also wearing heavy makeup and liked to stick to him.
When he went upstairs, a girl asked, "This guest looks so strange, but why does his mother treat him like this?" ”
The old bustard snorted: "What do you know? As soon as this kid came in, I knew that he was not an idle person, and the other boys came into my garden, all of them were anxious, and their eyes drifted to the girl's ass. And he didn't bother to look at those girls at all, which means that he doesn't look down on you vulgar fans, who are used to seeing big scenes. ”
"Mom, aren't you afraid that this weird boy has no money?"
"Phew! Will the old lady look away? Who doesn't know that my drunken star building has the support of Lord Yin, so can anyone come in? If you want to come here to drink flower wine, you have to weigh whether you have enough of it! It's those sour talents who are the most poor and love to come here all day long to chant poetry against each other, which one is not a rich father sitting at home?
In my opinion, the kid just now is not only rich, but also has some background, so he must be the kind of character who loves to be weird, but spends a lot of money. You've got to treat me well! ”
"Yes, Mom."
At this time, Wang Xu sitting in the "private room" didn't know this, he was frantically sweeping the dishes on the table, although the cook in this brothel was not good, but Wang Xu was indeed hungry.
Xiaocui Xiaoying's eyes widened and she watched this "son" eat like a starving ghost reincarnated, and they didn't even have a chance to toast, let alone hook up further.
Soon, the bustard brought in a few more girls, and she posted them herself: "Ouch! Childe, don't patronize and eat, come, I'll toast you. ”
"Go away!" Wang Xu pushed the bustard away with a flick of his hand, and then continued to stuff something into his mouth.
The old bustard came up again with indomitable momentum, almost grabbed Wang Xu's neck and brought a glass of wine to his mouth: "Let me toast you a ......"
"You get out of the way for me...... Wang Xu held back his strength and pushed the wine glass away.
The old bustard stood aside and panted: "Where does anyone come to the brothel to eat!" ”
When Wang Xu heard this, he actually stopped his movements, and he raised his head and said a word to the old bustard, which the old bustard will never forget in his life. Although Wang Xu has said a lot of nonsense in his life, this sentence is undoubtedly a wise saying.
"The stomach does not judge people by their appearance."
The whole room froze, and the old bustard was almost stunned for half a pillar of incense before she understood what Wang Xu meant, and she took a deep breath: "You all go out." ”
The room was soon empty, and the old bustard said to the king: "The hospitality is not good, please don't blame the son." ”
"Well, the food here is really average, but it's okay......"
The old bustard said again: "Son, wait a while, I'll go and invite Miss Yan'er." As she spoke, she withdrew from the house and closed the door with her.
Wang Xu didn't bother to take care of her at all, he still ate by himself, in fact, the original meaning of the original sentence was: You are hanging around here will affect my appetite. However, the old bustard seemed to think that Wang Xu was a girl who was dissatisfied with this room......
And the later sentence "It's okay" deepened Lao Bustard's misunderstanding, as if Wang Xu was sympathizing with her, a girl who didn't have a good girl in the Drunken Star Building.
So, the bustard had no choice but to invite the only red-carded girl.
After a long time, Wang Xu was full of wine and food, and when he was about to open through the window, someone knocked on the door: "Childe, Miss Yan'er is here." ”
Wang Xu wanted to say, "Please, please ask her to go back, I'll be fine." ”
But before he could say anything, the bustard opened the door on his own.
This long-awaited Yan'er, who still hugged the pipa and half-covered her face, was indeed a beautiful embryo, with red hair and red face, skin like cream, and the most exciting thing was the cat-like smart eyes.
The old bustard was very proud, because the expression on Wang Xu's face at this moment made her very satisfied, which once again proved that there are no lustful men in this world.
The next thing is an exaggeration, Wang Xu's mouth was sprayed on the bustard's face, and then he said a dirty word that had not been created in ancient times: "......"
The old bustard didn't understand what he meant, but Wang Xu quickly used body language to make her understand, and he couldn't help but say anything, and rushed directly towards the Yan'er girl.
"You kid, this is when you see a beautiful woman, you are ready to correct the Fa on the spot immediately?" This was the first thought that flashed through the old bustard's mind, and she hurriedly blocked between the two: "Childe! Miss Yan'er is a showman, not a seller! That's unacceptable! ”
"Sell your mother!" Wang Xu pushed it away, picked up Yan'er and jumped out of the window.
With the sound of the pipa in Yan'er's hand falling to the ground, the screams of the old bustard killing pigs came from the private room on the second floor of the Drunken Star Building: "Come on!" There's a flower thief! Flower thieves in broad daylight! ”
A few runaways, that is, the kind of part-time thugs, rushed to the scene as soon as possible, and the old bustard roared: "You bunch of rice buckets! What are you doing in a daze! Fast...... Hurry up and report to the police! Go and chase Yan'er back for me! ”