Chapter 2 must be all an illusion

Zhang Xiaowang was caught off guard again and almost threw the branch in his hand again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info tried almost every effort to suppress his panic and curiosity, and ran home at a speed comparable to that of a runner, and took a few more minutes to smoke a cigarette to stabilize his mind before fixing his eyes on the crooked branch.

Of course, in this case, you can't expect him to find that he usually runs for two or three minutes and is half tired and half dead, but he runs for half an hour today, and his face is not red and he is out of breath.

Carefully placed the branch on the coffee table in front of him, this time it did not fly back into his hand, it seems that this branch can distinguish between discarded and placed. Looking at the sleek tree nodules, Zhang Xiaowang hesitated and clicked on it.

Sure enough, the electronic interface appeared in his eyes out of thin air again, and at the same time, the electronic sound in his mind also sounded, but the voice was not as stiff as before, and it seemed that he was getting used to Chinese pronunciation?

But there is still a bunch of crazy refreshed garbled characters in the electronic interface, and I can't understand anything, Zhang Xiaowang noticed that there is a shining progress bar at the bottom of the interface, this is to wait for the progress bar to be read?

Taking advantage of the progress bar reading, Zhang Xiaowang got up and came to the large mirror in the bathroom, and he found that this electronic picture was not projected in front of him by some kind of technology, but seemed to appear directly on his retina. Zhang Xiaowang opened his eyes wide, and he almost pressed his eyes to the mirror, but he didn't notice anything unusual about his eyeballs. Everything was as before, but this picture appeared in my eyes.

"Am I infected by the old man just now, this is the early stage of neuropathy?"

Just when Zhang Xiaowang was talking to himself suspiciously, the progress bar was finished, the electronic interface in his eyes shook slightly, and all the garbled characters switched to Chinese......

The electronic synthesized voice sounded in my head at the same time: "I am Shenji 9627, and now I officially report to you that the current operating version has been switched to the Chinese Simplified Chinese version." ”

Zhang Xiaowang was not surprised, and carefully looked at the functions on the interface, first of all, in terms of customized appearance, there are almost hundreds of types listed above.

The electronic synthesized voice seemed to be very empathetic: "As a divine AI, I need to provide you with some operation instructions, if you need a tall and powerful type, you can choose a weapon, which has a sword, sword, halberd, axe, hook and fork, ......"

Zhang Xiaowang almost bit his tongue: "I can still understand what you said, but what the hell is this farm tool and cleaning class?" ”

"Oh, in the future, you will inevitably change careers or something, and these forms will meet your various disguised identities."

Zhang Xiaowang felt that this seemed to be a bit interesting: "That means I can make you look like anything?" ”

"Of course!"

"Give me a handful of frost sorrows."

Without any sound effects or light and shadow effects, Zhang Xiaowang watched as the branch on the coffee table turned into a handful of frost sorrows...... It's the true sorrow of frost...... The reason why the word real is added is because a layer of frost is rapidly condensing on the table top.

"Where's the Dragon Slayer?"

The Frost Sorrow that had just been conjured up suddenly turned into a simple and sharp broadsword......

"Where's the airplane cup......"

"This AI refuses this insulting command, and for this reason the AI does not hesitate to crash automatically......"

"Don't crash, don't crash...... Inside, turn it into a lighter, the most high-end, the most expensive kind ......"

"According to this AI's analysis of the social system of earthlings, the most expensive lighter does not match your identity, and the simple lighter does not match the identity ...... of this AI"

"Hurry up!"

"Let's change it to seven or eight hundred yuan, and if you take it out and have noodles, it won't be too ostentatious."

"Seven or eight hundred lighters aren't the most expensive? That's it, that's it, are you really AI? Why is the soup in my mouth more fluent than me? ”

"The personality of this AI will automatically move closer to the owner, so that it can better communicate with the user."

Zhang Xiaowang picked up the magic weapon lighter and lit a cigarette: "By the way, I really joined the old man's game?" ”

"According to the information records of this AI, you belong to the "Space-Time Security Bureau" under the "Temporal and Spatial Security Bureau" under the "Divine Source Empire Space-Time Stability Processing Center", and the "Space-Time Monster Hunting Office Earth Branch"

"Sounds like a huge unit system."

"Of course, the Space-Time Security Bureau is the second most powerful department after the Space-Time Special Operations Bureau, you are now on this thigh, why worry about eating and drinking spicy and fragrant car beauties in the future!"

After listening to the introduction of the divine AI, Zhang Xiaowang couldn't help but fall into deep thought: "Otherwise, I'll go to the psychiatric hospital tomorrow for an examination...... It's good to go and see your eyes first......"

"Your current reaction is normal, it is a normal reaction after encountering something other than cognition, and there is no need for any medical examination, not to mention that the medical level of the earthlings is too poor."

Zhang Xiaowang jumped up: "What's normal?" I'm chatting with a stick turned lighter in my own house right now, is that normal? ”

"Normal, normal. Tomorrow morning you will be able to start a new life with the rising sun. ”

Zhang Xiaowang was overjoyed: "You will disappear tomorrow morning?" ”

"No, according to this AI analysis, you'll get used to it tomorrow morning."

Hallucinations, all this is hallucinations! Zhang Xiaowang threw the magic lighter back on the coffee table, and suddenly remembered that the white-bearded old man had drawn a copycat machine on his wrist, and when he rolled up his sleeves, the copycat machine and DIY strap were still there. Zhang Xiaowang rubbed it vigorously with his fingers a few times, and the color of the copycat machine was not only not rubbed off or lightened, but seemed to become darker and darker, as if it was tattooed, not painted.

This style of painting seems to be a little weird.,A lighter that can be deformed casually.,A copycat mobile phone that can't be wiped off on the wrist......

"You have a special staff gift package on your wrist, and there are still six hours left before the activation time, so I recommend that you wait patiently."

Zhang Xiaowang shook the copycat machine drawn on his wrist at the lighter on the coffee table: "Gift bag? What does this thing have to do with the big package? ”

"This AI only chooses the most reasonable earth language to inform you of a fact, and as for the words that may be generated as a result, it is entirely due to the lack of earth languages. Whether or not there is a relationship between the two from your point of view, it will not affect the fact that it is a special employee gift package made by the Time and Space Bureau. In addition, this AI gives you a small piece of advice, to firmly believe in the power of the organization, the Divine Source Empire behind us is an omnipotent existence, it can be said that only you can't think of it, no empire can't do it! ”

Zhang Xiaowang picked up the magic lighter again: "Omnipotent? Is it just some cosplay props? Can you become a desert eagle...... Ouch I'll go! Zhang Xiaowang looked at the huge silver pistol in his hand in a daze, "This is the Desert Eagle?" Why is there no response when I pull the trigger? It's still a model in the end! ”

"Alas, this AI is a little melancholy now, you didn't open the insurance, of course there is no response!"

Zhang Xiaowang was suspicious, imitating the film and television drama to pull the safety open and pull the trigger...... A flash of fire burst out......

'Boom! Boom la la ......'

Zhang Xiaowang was stunned to look at the old-fashioned TV set that had been shot out of a big hole, and waited until the cigarette burned his mouth before he jumped up in a hurry: ",!" My TV...... That's not the point, what if the police are called? Possession of firearms in Dahuaxia is a felony, will I be arrested and sentenced......"

"Don't worry...... When you pull the trigger, the AI is quick and makes a soundproof force field for this house, and theoretically no one should hear the gunshot. ”

"I can understand you transforming into a pistol, but where did the bullets in this gun come from?"

"Of course, there are no bullets, and the design effect is simulated by the Divine Source System based on the real shooting data of the Desert Eagle."

Zhang Xiaowang looked at the magic weapon in his hand fixedly, this sudden shot seemed to indicate one thing to him - maybe, buddy is really going to maintain world peace?

"Divine Source Simulation? Does that mean I can transform you into a fighter jet even if I want you to do so? ”

"Theoretically, as long as the mass of the transmogrification target does not exceed the mass of the AI carrier, it is not a problem."

"Let's put it in layman's terms!"

"In layman's terms, even if I calculate the highest density of matter on earth, I can at least transform it into the size of the building you are in, and anything within this range of volume, this AI can catch it."

Zhang Xiaowang rushed to the balcony and looked out, the residential building he was in was fifteen stories high, with one staircase, four households, and three units, and that branch could be transformed into such a building...... Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaowang couldn't help but smile and muttered to himself: "Get rich, get rich, even if a household is 2 million, how much money can it be sold for......"

"I'm sorry that you don't do your job!"