"Bang" With a crisp sound, the ninth uncle, who was about to kowtow, was knocked to the ground in Jiang Wen's puzzled gaze. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Looking at the defeated Ninth Uncle, Jiang Wen couldn't help but secretly wonder, did this Maoshan even have a temper, otherwise he wouldn't talk about this stingy character, how could it be that no matter what was wrong or wrong, he would be beaten!

"Senior brother! Are you all right? Did you say the wrong thing just now, otherwise how could the ancestor beat you! Looking at Uncle Jiu, who was covering his head and looking uncertain, the four-eyed Taoist asked with a playful face.

Uncle Nine listened to his junior brother's words, thought for a while, and then suddenly knelt on the futon again, and bowed, "Disciple Yimei, today has reached the realm of real people, and the disciple will work hard to carry forward the Maoshan faction in the future, and regard my Maoshan matter as his own responsibility." ”

"Huh." Listening to Uncle Nine's words, Jiang Wen couldn't help laughing, because he didn't expect that Uncle Nine, who was usually very serious, would have such a spoof. However, to Jiang Wen's surprise, with Uncle Jiu's words, Uncle Nine this time actually passed the test in such a fool's way, which couldn't help but make Jiang Wen shout at Maoshan Sect.

The ninth uncle, who has a real cultivator, did not hold a feast this time, but only sent a handbook to several other senior brothers. However, listening to the voice of the four-eyed Taoist, it seems that he is the head of the Maoshan corpse chasing faction, and the senior brother who is known as the Daojun of a thousand enemies, will also come to congratulate Uncle Jiu, and by the way, take a look at Uncle Jiu, the junior brother who was the first to stand on his own, how he has been mixing outside in the past few years.

Time flies quickly, and more than half a month has passed in a blink of an eye since the day the four-eyed Daoist opened the altar, and although Uncle Nine has gone out several times to find the whereabouts of the thunder corpse, he has never gained anything. And in these times, Jiang Wen also kept running around, as long as there are rumors of zombies, Jiang Wen will immediately rush over, with Jiang Wen's speed, in the past half a month, he has run half of China, but there is no gain, because these zombies are either not successful, or they are artificially raised to defraud money.

During this period, Wu Zitong, who planned to study zombies, also came a few times, but after he came, he said a few words to Jiang Wen and left in a hurry. And the most recent time, it is said that he wants to steal a few walking corpses that are driven by Taoist priests, saying that he will use them to do some evolutionary experiments before he gets zombies, and Jiang Wen only shook his head helplessly about this statement, and told him to pay attention to safety, otherwise he didn't know how he died.

In the wilderness, a mage in his fifties and two apprentices were driving two zombies through the dense forest under the moonlight.

Looking at the master who was picking his nose and picking out earwax, a handsome little apprentice on the side asked with a smile, "Master! Uncle Shi sent you a message saying that he has become a real person, so should we go and congratulate him? If we go, what should I buy? ”

When the Taoist priest heard this, he stared at the laughing apprentice and scolded, "Phew, fuck, it's not Lao Tzu who has become a real person, why are you so happy, you want to change jobs?" Give it a gift! I'm afraid he won't be able to stand it! After saying this, the Taoist priest took out the kettle from the satchel carried by the apprentice and poured it into his mouth, and then rinsed his mouth before drinking his stomach.

After putting the kettle back to the apprentice, the mage looked at the two apprentices with unbearable expressions on their faces, and scolded, "Look at what! I'm afraid that Lao Tzu has tuberculosis! ”

After seeing that the two apprentices lowered their heads, the Taoist priest used the hand that had just finished clasping the boogis, picked his teeth in his mouth, and scolded and said, "That bull-nosed old Taoist with a single eyebrow has looked at me unpleasantly since I was a child, no matter what I do, he has to point fingers, and I don't know if I am a senior brother or he is." It's better now, I've become a real person, it's amazing, and I also sent a book to Lao Tzu, I want to laugh at me! Bah, in the future, you should remember that when a man goes to a high place and the water flows to a low place, we must draw a line with him, and you should not mention him in the future. ”

Listening to the Taoist priest's words, another disciple said, "Master, since we are the pool of low water, then let's not go, anyway, you can't get along with your uncle, so it's okay not to go, otherwise when the time comes, you will quarrel, and Uncle Shi will see that you are not angry, and it is time to discipline you." ”

"What do you say? I'm not angry! When the Taoist priest heard this, he was furious, slapped the two apprentices on the head, and then defended himself, "He disciplined me!" I think he dares. I used to let him for the sake of me being my junior brother, otherwise do you think I would be afraid of him? ”

"It's strange if you're not afraid!" The two apprentices glanced at each other and whispered in a low voice.

The Taoist priest looked at the apprentices around him with a look of disbelief, sat on the ground with a huff, and said in a loud voice, "Okay, I'm tired now, these two zombies will be sent by you today, I want to sleep here, and when you come back at dawn, come here to find me again." ”

Listening to the Taoist priest's words, the two apprentices couldn't help but be shocked and said, "Master, you're not serious, are you?" We can't do it, so you'd better go with us. ”

The Taoist priest lay down on the ground, closed his eyes and said, "If you can't do it, you have to do it, otherwise this month, your pocket money will be gone." ”

Looking at the Taoist priest's appearance, the little apprentice said, "No! Master, we have no experience! If something goes wrong, we. ”

When the Taoist priest heard the apprentice's excuse, he sat up from the ground abruptly, roared and said, "What are you? Hit me! If you don't go quickly, it's a mess, I'll peel you off. ”

In this way, in the roar of the Taoist priest, the two apprentices each took a zombie and slowly swallowed away.

Early the next morning, Jiang Wen, who was lying in bed, was woken up by Wu Zitong, who was in a hurry like the wind, "Brother Jiang Wen, we caught a zombie last night, this zombie was driven by a little Taoist, I took him down without hesitation, and now our experiment can begin." ”

Jiang Wen, who was woken up, looked at Wu Zitong with an excited face, and asked in a low voice, "Is there anything else?" ”

Wu Zitong was stunned for a moment, and then said, "It's gone." ”

Jiang Wen nodded at Wu Zitong, then pointed to the door and shouted, "If it's gone, go out!" There's no need to tell me so early for a trivial matter like this! You're with me! If you always do this, will we be able to be partners in the future? ”

Wu Zitong, who was reprimanded by Jiang Wen, walked out of the room depressedly, and then thought viciously, "You are great if you are rich!" If it weren't for your support for me, the ghost would have bothered with you. Also buddy! When I research the elixir, I'll see who is richer, and then I'll use the money to stone you to death. ”