Chapter 1 Newbie Gift Pack, Nine Lives Fat Cat Soak Pee!
"The sun and the sky are shining, the flowers are smiling at me, the birds say early, why are you trotting all the way? I go to water the flowers, come to weeding every day, love the master, love labor, and grow up to make meritorious contributions to the villagers. ”
"Good, good, great singing, keep going, don't stop. ”
Fan Jian carried his hands behind his back and paced back and forth on the path of the herb garden.
In the flowers and nursery beside him, two young men in Tsing Yi were carrying a large wooden bucket, walking like flying, sweating like rain, watering flowers and medicinal plants.
The morning sun shone on the faces of the two teenagers.
On the young man's face, sweat flowed, and his face was flushed, glowing with a healthy luster.
It's just that the two teenagers are too fat.
As he walked, the fat on his body was surging, almost tearing his clothes.
"Boss, how many barrels are there?"
A fat man with fair skin gasped and asked Fan Jian, who was a head taller than Fan Jian.
Fan Jian smiled and stretched out a slap.
"Fifty barrels. ”
He smiled slightly, and his childish eyebrows flashed a hint of cunning that was completely inconsistent with his age.
When the white fat man heard this, he immediately jumped up excitedly.
"Great, carry fifty more buckets of water, and we're done this morning. ”
"Thankfully, I'm halfway through the task, and I'm almost exhausted. ”
The fat black man held the waist of the thick bucket, wiped the sweat from his face, and kept panting.
The size of the black fat man is even stronger than that of the white fat man.
On the other hand, Fan Jian is very different from the two fat brothers.
Fan Jian was short and thin, with pale skin, and was also wearing a green coat, but he gave people a sense of pity.
The long-term malnutrition has made this little junior brother's body thin and small, pale complexion, and weak.
"Xiong Da, Xiong Er, don't stop, continue. If you want to lose weight, you have to work more and sweat more, and every drop of sweat that flows now is your capital for picking up girls in the future. ”
Fan Jian said with a serious face.
The two fat men glanced at Fan Jian in fear, and hurriedly carried the big wooden barrel and rushed out of the herb garden.
Fan Jian smiled, narrowed his eyes, and glanced up at the purple sun in the sky.
He took a deep breath and exhaled slowly.
Well, it's a natural oxygen bar, and there's no smog at all.
This is the third day that Fan Jian has crossed over to the other world, and he has already begun to like this other world.
Fan Jian, from Earth, was a librarian in Lin City, and a sudden fire sent him here to become a closed disciple of the Nameless Mountain Li Medicine King.
Li Yaowang is a very great and great pharmacist.
During the day, he planted flowers and grass on the mountain, and he did not leave the mountain, just like a master of the world.
At night, he quietly slipped into the mushroom village at the foot of the mountain to warm the bed of the widow Wang, who was really a bodhisattva-hearted good man.
Results.
No one expected that one day in the middle of the night, Widow Wang's brother-in-law led a group of clansmen to rush into Widow Wang's room, beat King Li Yao violently.
Taking advantage of the chaos, King Li Yao rushed out of the room and escaped from the mushroom village.
The moon was dark and the wind was high, and he walked too quickly, stepped on the dog shit, slipped into the river, and drowned.
"High energy ahead, watch out for shit!"
Since then, these eight big characters have become the environmental protection slogan of Mushroom Village, which is deafening.
King Li Yao, who was drowned, became a big laughing stock.
The three apprentices were cheeky and talked badly, and it was not easy to redeem the master's body from the villagers and bury him.
As soon as King Li Yao died, the nameless mountains and dragons were leaderless.
Earlier, when the master was there, the two senior brothers didn't dare to bully the little junior brother.
But as soon as the master died, the two fat men became ferocious, and they intensified their bullying of the little junior brother, did not give the little junior brother food, and let the little junior brother work day and night, and poor a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy was tired to death.
The two fat men touched the little junior brother who was out of breath, lifted his heart sideways, and threw it into the small river at the bottom of the mountain.
But as a result, the little junior brother suddenly came alive again!
The two fat men were so frightened that they almost died of fright.
How did they know that, in fact, their little junior brother was dead, and it was Fan Jian who crossed the earth to come back to life in the river.
After Fan Jian woke up, it took a whole day to get used to this body and read all the memories of the young man.
He is a person who has a grudge and does not stay overnight, how can he spare two dead fat people?
After returning to the mountain, Fan Jian ground the croton into powder and sprinkled it into a water tank.
Night.
The two dead fat men pulled to the point of collapse.
Day 2.
Fan Jian fed the antidote to diarrhea to the two fat people, and after they were full of food and drink, he poured them a handful of croton powder.
And then.
Once again, the two fat men poured into a thousand miles.
"Senior brother, second senior brother, how does this feel?"
Both fat men were played bad by Fan Jian.
Today's Fan Jian is a demon in their eyes, and they no longer have the slightest temper when they are played by Fan Jian.
"Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, tsk, these two titles are too vulgar to bear, and saying them will make others think that you two are rescuers invited by monkeys. ”
"Well, I will spare you two high names. As for you, you are white and fat, and you will be called Xiong Da in the future. As for you, you are black and fat, and you will be called Xiong Er in the future. ”
"Do you remember your names?"
"Remembered. ”
"And what should you call me from now on?"
"Little junior brother...... Uh-no!
"Xiong Da greets the master. ”
"Xiong Er greets the master. ”
"Very good, teachable. As a reward for you, I will teach you to sing a song, from now on, this song is the war song of our Nameless Mountain, you have to sing it three hundred times a day, do you hear?"
"Yes, sir. ”
It only took three days for Fan Jian to clean up the two dead fat men.
Every morning, the rooster crows three times and must come to the herb garden.
Before the sun rises three poles, one hundred buckets of water must be carried to water the garden.
While working, they must sing the battle song that Fan Jian taught them loudly, three hundred times, three hundred times.
Otherwise.
There was no food to eat.
There is no water to drink.
You can't go to the latrine.
This is the hard rule that Fan Jian set for the two fat men after taming them.
The beautiful name says: help them lose weight, teach them how to vomit, and they will be good pickles in the future.
Even Fan Jian himself didn't believe in the nonsense, but the two dead fat men actually believed it, and they did it so energetically, and they sang it cheerfully.
By questioning the two fat men, Fan Jian finally knew that he had traveled to a place called the Ziyang Continent.
Reputedly.
This continent is a holy land for cultivators, and there are peerless powerhouses who can move mountains with one hand, and can cut rivers with one sword.
There is also the pinnacle of power, flying away from the world, free from the world, with a long lifespan, like a fairy.
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and Ziyang Continent is no exception.
On this continent, there are many sects, the Holy See is dense, and there is the eternal holy land that has not been born for a long time, the Ten Thousand Ancient Divine Sects, each sect is not simple, and it has powerful power.
Zongmen, the Holy See, and are divided into three, six, nine and so on.
The highest grade, for the first grade.
The lowest grade is the ninth grade.
The nameless yam herb garden founded by King Li Yaowang is not ranked among the sects at all, and it is not in the stream.
Li Yaowang's greatest wish in this life was to lead the Nameless Mountain Herb Garden and rank among the Nine Rank Sects, but he was unable to realize this wish until his death.
Breathing in the pure natural and pollution-free fresh air, Fan Jian walked out of the herb garden with his hands behind his back.
Crossing into this continent, since there is no way back, Lao Tzu has to enjoy it.
Cultivation, that's impossible.
You won't be able to cultivate if you kill them.
Lao Tzu is here, just to enjoy.
Suddenly!
In Fan Jian's mind, a crisp and pleasant woman's voice sounded:
"Ding! The host has been found, and the host is being bound. ”
"Ding! successfully bind the host soul, and the medicine god cultivation system is officially opened. ”
"Ding! Start a random draw for the new host. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning the newbie package, which has deposited unlimited storage space for the host. ”
Fan Jian was stunned.
Whatsama situation!
Lao Tzu bound the system?!
In the future, Lao Tzu will also be a person with a system!
Wait a minute!
How does it feel that something is wrong?
What is this system that I am bound to?
Medicine God Cultivation System?!
What is this?
"The Medicine God Cultivation System is the highest and greatest life form in the whole universe, because of some changes, the Medicine God System was damaged, and it landed on the Ziyang Continent and favored the host. ”
What's going on? Or is it a broken system?
Fan Jian was crazy in his heart.
"The host must not underestimate this broken medicine god system, even if it is broken, in the entire Ziyang Continent, it is also the pinnacle existence, besides, in the future, as the host's strength gradually increases, the system can be repaired by itself. ”
Well, it turned out to be a sauce-like drip.
I'll take a look at the starter package first and see what good things are drawn in the lottery?
"By the way, the system is big, where is my starter package? Why didn't I see it?"
Fan Jian looked around.
"Infinite storage space has been deposited for the host, and it is stored in the host's sea of knowledge. ”
Fan Jian's heart moved, and he immediately saw a transparent space the size of a house in his mind, and there was a big red bag with five big characters written on it in golden light - Newbie Gift Package!
Hehe, yes, although this storage space is a little smaller, it can store a room of roasted sweet potatoes, enough for me to eat for half a year.
"How can I claim the Starter Pack?" asked Fan Jian.
"As long as the host silently recites in his heart: take out the newbie gift package, it will naturally be able to take it out smoothly. ”
"Okay, I'll try. ”
Fan Jian's heart moved: "Take out the newbie gift package." ”
A red cardboard box suddenly appeared in his hand, with five big characters shining with golden light on it, and the light was so bright that it almost brightened Fan Jian's pair of titanium alloy dog eyes.
"It looks very tall, I don't know what's inside?"
Mei Zizi tore open the gift bag, and Fan Jian was suddenly stunned.
Do you want to be so pitiful?
Such a big gift bag, there is only a small jade bottle the thickness of a thumb inside, and a dry gray and white object.
There are a few small words written on the small jade bottle: Nine Lives Fat Cat Urine.
Fan Jian suddenly looked disgusted, and seemed to faintly smell a smell of urine.
The gray object was also marked with three small characters: Jiaolong tendon.
Is this the Starter Package?
A bottle of cat urine?
Wait a minute!
This matchstick-like Dongdong is the legendary dragon tendon?
Trick the ghost, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it.
By the way, what is this bottle of cat urine for? Is it used to make coffee?
Fan Jian had heard of cat poop coffee, but he had never heard of cat urine coffee.
That's the legendary Starter Pack?
Fan Jian felt that this system was unreliable.
"The host must not underestimate these two prizes, the nine-life fat cat is the hardest spirit animal in the divine realm, each nine-life fat cat has nine lives, correspondingly, its urine has the magical effect of the flesh and bones of the living and dead, and it can save a martial saint. ”
Fan Jian was shocked.
"A little bottle of cat urine, it's really so powerful?"
Fan Jian felt that the cat urine in his hand was a little hot.
"The host has accepted the Starter Pack, so let's start announcing daily system tasks. ”
"Today, the host must complete a life-saving mission within twenty-four hours. ”
"There will be a reward for completing the task, and if the mission fails, the host will explode and die. ”
Fan Jian was shocked again.
If I can't complete the task, why should I die?
It's a dog.
"Forget it, what do I need to spit on a system like a machine? Or go down the mountain to find out if anyone is about to hang up, and I'll use this bottle of cat urine to save the dead and save him. ”
As for this bottle of cat urine, can it save lives?
Fan Jian didn't have any bottom in his heart.
A brilliant idea occurred to him.
It's better to take advantage of Xiong Daxiong Er's breakfast, fascinate them, tie them up and beat them half to death, and then fill each person with half a bottle of cat urine.
Hehe, I'm doing this to save lives and help the wounded, and it can be regarded as completing the system task.
"Please don't be opportunistic, otherwise, you will bear the consequences. ”
It's a dog again!
This damn system actually knows what I'm thinking.
Doesn't that mean that in the future, when I shit and pee, I will be peeped by her, and I won't have any privacy at all?
"Rest assured that the system will not peek into the host's private life. ”
"Well, it's known again. ”
Fan Jian put away the bottle of cat urine and Jiaolong tendons, and walked down the rough stone steps to the bottom of the mountain.
There is a small river at the bottom of the mountain, which is the small river where King Li Yaowang was killed.
There is a small stone bridge on the river, and on the stone railings at both ends of the stone bridge, there is a large wooden sign erected on each side, on which eight big characters are written in red and black: High energy ahead, be careful of dog shit.
King Li Yao, Master, this is the place of shame for your old man.
Fan Jian was staring at the eight big characters with relish, when suddenly, a white light flashed from the air.
Rumble!
A mountain peak in the distance has been removed.
"Holy, Sword Immortal!"
Fan Jian was shocked.
As soon as he looked up, he saw a man in white descending from the sky and flying towards him.
The man in white was really chic, his white clothes were fluttering, his black hair was like a waterfall, and the jade tree was in the wind, floating out of the dust.
Fan Jian was stunned.
He almost couldn't help it, and wanted to ask out loud: "Excuse me, are you an immortal?"
However......
Boom!
The man in white fell to the ground.
However, the ground where his head was first touched, like planting rice, his head was stuck in the soil, his legs were propped up in mid-air, and he fell miserably.
Fan Jian felt the ground tremble under his feet, like an earthquake.