Chapter 263: Dao Techniques That Don't Work Against Zombies

Looking at Uncle Nine who ran over, Wen Cai scratched his head and thought while chasing after him; "Strange, Brother Qin, where have they gone! And how did Wang Dali get released, and he was still running around outside like a normal person! ”

At this time, Uncle Jiu, who chased after him, saw at a glance that Wang Dali, who was different everywhere, after passing the corner of the small building. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info At this time, Wang Dali was putting down the big tree. And the big tree that was put down was right in front of a hole in the wall.

Wang Dali, who put down the big tree, looked at Uncle Nine and Wen Cai who were standing around the corner, raised his hand, pointed to the inside of the big hole, shook his head at the two, and then waved his hand impatiently at Uncle Jiu and them.

Uncle Nine looked at the movements in Wang Dali's hands, and after thinking about it, he estimated and said; "You mean you don't want us in! Let's hurry up? ”

After listening to Uncle Jiu's words, Wang nodded silently, and then made a gesture of beating people.

Wen Cai, who was standing behind Uncle Jiu, gave Wang Dali a thumbs up, and then came to Uncle Jiu's side and persuaded; "Master, since people don't welcome us, we don't need to leave with a dead face! In my opinion, let's go back. ”

"That's not right! Wrong! Uncle Nine squinted his eyes and looked at Wang Dali, who had a slack face.

Wen Cai heard this, took Uncle Jiu's hand, and wanted to go out; "Master, don't be wrong, let's go quickly, otherwise if people drive us away in a while, we will lose face!"

After being pulled back by Wen Cai for a few steps, Uncle Nine said suspiciously; "Wen Cai, wait, this person doesn't seem to be right, he doesn't have the slightest vitality in him, he doesn't look like a living person!"

Wen Cai listened, and explained while aggravating the pulling action; "Master, you think too much, there is a lack of everything these days, that is, there is no shortage of weirdos, let's go quickly, otherwise he will go crazy in a while, and we will be in trouble." And with such a big sun overhead, even the living don't dare to come out and run around, let alone those dirty things! ”

"This!" Uncle Nine looked up at the scorching queen above his head, and then looked at Wang Dali, with a puzzled expression.

"No, I can't just leave, if I try him today and see what he comes from, I won't be able to sleep at night." With the words, just as Wen Cai was about to pull Uncle Nine out of the corner, Uncle Nine broke free from him violently. Then from his sleeve, he took out a palm-sized copper coin sword.

"Copper coin sword, go." After taking the copper coin sword in his hand, Uncle Nine held the sword in the palm of his hand with both hands and rubbed it on the sword with his palm. Then he pointed with his hand and pointed vigorously towards Wang.

Ding, ding, ding, ding. With Uncle Jiu's gesture, the copper coin sword hit Wang Dali's chest. And with the impact, these copper coin swords, which were entwined by red threads, broke apart and scattered all over the ground with a clang.

"Whew!" Seeing that the copper coin sword was useless, Wen Cai couldn't help but exhale and put it down, which had already been put up in his throat.

Looking at the copper coins scattered at Wang Dali's feet, Uncle Nine muttered to himself suspiciously; "Could it be that my Dharma eyes are wrong! It shouldn't be! "The ninth uncle, who thought of this, quickly thought about those Taoist classics in his mind, and finally nodded;" Well, there must be some treasure on this person that can restrain my magic eye! That's why in my eyes, he will not be popular! ”

Thinking of this, Uncle Nine walked to Wang Dali's side with a smile, squatted down, and said without raising his head while picking up the copper coins scattered on the ground; "Master Wang, just now I want you to see this Daoist's flying sword trick. As a result, Xiaodao was not good at learning and was smashed by the poor way. How offended, don't blame, don't blame! ”

Wen Cai listened to Uncle Jiu's words, looked at Wang Dali, who was constantly grinding his teeth, and kept waving his hand at him, signaling him to calm down and stop goofing.

"Ahh Master be careful! Listening to the exclamation of the apprentice, the ninth uncle, who felt the sound of the wind above his head, was a lazy donkey rolling on the spot.

"It's all poor and bad, this joke is a little too much, don't be angry, don't be angry." Uncle Jiu, who had just stabilized his figure, waved his hand and said with a smile to Wang Dali, who came over.

As for Uncle Jiu's words, Wang Dali, who felt provoked, roared angrily, revealing the fangs that had been hidden in his mouth.

Seeing this familiar fang, Uncle Nine, who had been dealing with zombies for half his life, changed his face greatly; "Ahh You're a zombie! You can come out during the day! How is this possible! ”

Looking at the approaching Wang Dali, Uncle Nine grabbed the small gossip mirror and shone it towards him. And Wang Dali, who was illuminated, tilted his head and looked at himself on the gossip mirror in front of him suspiciously. Wang Dali looked at his appearance in the mirror, smiled stupidly, and then snatched the gossip mirror from Uncle Jiu's hand. It's like a person looking in a mirror, looking at his appearance in the gossip mirror, and falling into contemplation for a while.

At this time, Uncle Jiu, who found that the zombie was distracted, also quickly took off his robe, and then draped the robe with the Tai Chi pattern on Wang Dali's body.

Wang Dali, who was covered by the Taoist robe, did not struggle to the ninth uncle's imagination, but took off the Taoist robe on his head unhurriedly, and then threw it on the ground without looking at it, and then concentrated on playing with the small gossip mirror in his hand.

Uncle Nine looked at Wang Dali, who was concentrating, took a few steps back, and then took out two copper coins pinned to them from his sleeve with one hand, and then saw the right time and pasted the two copper coins on Wang Dali's eyes at once.

Because his vision was blocked, Wang Dali looked in the direction of Uncle Nine like he was wearing eyes made of two copper coins.

Seeing that the zombies were still unharmed, Uncle Nine couldn't help frowning and said secretly; "It's just zombies! Why didn't he react to Tai Chi gossip and the unity of yin and yang! There's no reason for that! ”

Due to Uncle Jiu's successive troubles, Wang Dali, who had already turned on his wisdom, looked at Uncle Jiu and went towards Uncle Jiu angrily. Wang Dali had a big mouth, two long corpse teeth were exposed at the corners of his mouth, and he used the nails of his hands to stick towards Uncle Jiu's neck, looking like he wanted to catch Uncle Nine and drink his blood raw.

Looking at the zombies coming over, Uncle Nine retreated again and again, and shouted at Wen Cai behind him; "Wencai, take my weapon out, and get rid of him for the division today."

"Then" With Wencai's words, Uncle Nine caught what he threw over, and then rushed towards Wang Dali without thinking. And when he arrived in front of Wang Dali, Uncle Nine jumped up and put the things in his hand on Wang Dali's head at once.

"Ahh Rice balls! The ninth uncle, who jumped on Wang Dali's shoulder, looked at the rice balls wrapped in bamboo leaves, and shouted in shock.

After listening to Uncle Jiu's words, Wen Cai said with an innocent face; "Master! We left in a hurry today, and you didn't let me bring anything except this rice ball and a kettle! ”