Seeing Shang Rafter's performance, everyone invariably showed a relieved expression-ah~ Such a funny performance is really me, yes.

"Shhh...... Any questions, can you wait until you bring me painkillers, casts, and strappings? Looking at the large group of friends around him who were waiting for explanations, Shang Rafter could only ask for treatment while the pain was convulsing.

After taking the painkiller and stuffing it into his mouth without even looking at it, and after eating jelly beans and vomiting his stomach, Shang Rafter was carried by two special forces to receive electrotherapy...... Ahh

Half an hour later, a mummy appeared in front of everyone, with all but its face covered in white bandages.

"I give 32 likes to this COS." Cai Wenjie stared at Shang Rafter carefully and gave a thumbs up.

The painkiller has taken effect, and the merchant rafter, who feels good, decisively shot back: "As a gentleman who takes chest raiding as a profession, you are not qualified to despise me!" ”

"Safe. This sharp spit counterattack is definitely the boss himself, yes. Cai Wenjie waved at the vigilant special forces behind him, signaling that they didn't need to be so nervous.

"Don't you think it's too late to tempt now? If I had any changes, the two people who had treated me would have hung up a long time ago. Shang Rafter glared at Cai Wenjie angrily.

In this regard, Cai Wenjie replied disapprerovingly: "No, before you make any changes, those two will first break your neck, as far as your injuries are concerned, do you think you can beat two professional soldiers of the special forces?" ”

"......" Shang Rafter was silent, what he said was so reasonable, I was speechless. For himself, he is a war scum...... Now for the serious injuries who are not even considered scum in battle, it is absolutely impossible to kill the two special forces even if they attack closely. Well...... Unless you give him a pack of C4 and shout again, Allahu Abak is possible, right?

"Admiral, can you tell us what happened before?" Looking at the two of them who showed some signs of crooked buildings, Bismarck finally couldn't stand it anymore and interspersed the topic.

"I know you're all curious, but can I not say it if I can? This is simply a black history as shameful as those troubles in the second secondary school! Shang Rafter touched his chin and finally asked weakly.

The curiosity of the crowd was overwhelming: "No! ”x12

"Ahh Why is it that even Sister Qi is united with you? This is not scientific! Shang Rafter looked at the three-free girl who spoke in unison with everyone in horror.

"Don't try to change the subject." Qi Qi looked at Shang Rafter with an expressionless face, and his tone was flat to expose Shang Rafter's intentions.

"The ancients don't deceive me, the powder is black! Sure enough, the pink girl is black inside after cutting it? Sister Qi, you're dark! Shang Rafter, who still did not give up, made a final struggle.

Cai Wenjie did not hesitate to put his arms around Qi Qi's white shoulders, and while letting off a flash grenade, he said proudly: "Boss, Qi Jiang lives in a world-destroying level brother Eve, what you said about pink and black is just a statement of facts, or do you know it?" ”

"So...... There is such a terrible brother in your sister's body, what are you proud of?! Aren't you afraid that Eve will wake up and turn you, who is not a cherry blossom manji, into a bunch of mosaics and throw them into the sea to feed the fish?! Shang Rafter rolled his eyes with black lines.

"No, boss, don't you think it's great to push one girl and push two girls at the same time? And, strictly speaking, there are three personalities in Sai-chan's body, and don't forget that Sakuraman's real name has not disappeared. So as long as I push the prayer sauce, it is equivalent to pushing the three girls of the prayer sauce, real name, and Eve at the same time, oh~ Even if it is worth dying! Yes! Pain, pain, pain! I was wrong! When Cai Wenjie didn't have time to reveal the expression of "die under the pomegranate skirt, and be a ghost is also romantic", the expressionless Qi Qi quietly pinched the soft flesh on his waist and came to a 360° maneuver. By the way, this is the ultimate skill that Cai Wenjie's mother taught her future daughter-in-law by word and deed with the example of a certain hard-pressed bare-nosed director.

"Hey! Feed! Gendarmerie? There's hentai here! "Fantasy is on the side.

"Enough of you!" Second Lieutenant He Hanxue, the tigress who had been watching for a long time, couldn't help it, grabbed the bandage on the chest of a seriously injured patient who gloated, and took out a pistol and put it against Ya's head: "Do you say anything about meowing?!" You know the discipline of the organization, be lenient in confession, and strict in resistance! If you don't want to eat peanuts, you can recruit the old lady from the truth! ”

Shang Rafter glanced at the uninsured pistol on the door of his head, and said very deadly: "But as far as I know, it shouldn't be frank and lenient, and sit in prison; Resist strictness and go home for the New Year? ”

However, in the next second, Shang Rafter changed his words: "I was wrong!" I'm guilty! I'm recruiting! My lord! I'll recruit them all! Beware of misfire! ”

Because He Hanxue decisively opened the pistol's insurance......

As for why you asked why the team leader didn't stop it......

The squad leader showed a scheming smile: "Actually, don't talk about cold snow, just look at the brothers behind me who are about to move, don't talk about them, I want to do this myself." But since Hanxue did this, wouldn't it be nice to let her transfer from her current job earlier? ”

"Speaking of which, that's actually the case...... "The merchant balabala, who was pointed at the head at gunpoint and confessed decisively, confessed his so-called black history like a bean.

After Shang Rafter said that even if he switched to the personality of the mourning rafter in the future, he would not attack ordinary humans, but let him hunt down those culprits who destroyed the world, and the cadres who had been made nervous by various unscientific realities had no intention of continuing to delve into it.

"I have to say, boss, if you travel back to the Anti-Japanese War era, you will definitely be a dedicated translator." Cai Wenjie, who had just been served by the family law (Lao Cai's family), was looking at the dry mouth with contemptuous eyes, and Shang Rafter, who was drinking water in small sips, showed a look full of emotion.

"Poof!" Shang Rafter sprayed all the water on the other party's face at that time, "What do you mean?" You say that I, the youngest general of the Great Celestial Empire, am a traitor? It's terrible to be uneducated, do you know what it means to be a big husband who can bend and stretch? Do you know what it means to be a good man and not suffer immediate losses? Do you know what it means to be a good man and not fight with tigress? If you don't understand, don't be blind BB, my brother is still a virgin, how can I get a bento before I complete my life goal? ”

Cai Wenjie wiped his face, "Although what you said is also very reasonable, Boss, is it true, but why do I always feel that your life goal is a bit debatable when combined with the sad fact that you are still a magician?" ”

"The ideal of my generation is, of course, to fill the favorability of all the ship's mothers, and from then on to the pinnacle of life, sometimes twice, sometimes three times, in short, all day and night without shame, and a happy life of sleeping together!" As soon as this topic was mentioned, the great zombie teacher, who was a gentleman (hentai), suddenly became arrogant, regardless of whether there was a "goal" in his life goal present or not.

And then...... Then a gentleman's left leg, which was only fractured, was fractured like his right.