Chapter 1 Tricksters
"I had a dream two days ago...... Wang Xu was drinking the inferior coffee brewed by the cat master in the office, and he didn't have a word to talk to.
The cat master fell on the sofa, looking so tired that he only had half a life left, he didn't bother to raise his head: "You otaku and virgin, you usually watch too many love action movies, it's just some spring dreams, I think it's better to change the topic." ”
Wang Xu didn't complain this time, he said very seriously: "No, no, this dream is different, in a dark and lonely environment...... I knelt in front of a big beautiful woman, and she asked me if I knew her, and I said no, and then I cried inexplicably, and then she started laughing, and at the end of the laugh she started crying. This dream is so strange, and I can't remember the look and voice of that beautiful woman when I wake up, do you think it will be a ghost? ”
"I think you should watch more romance action movies...... That way, you won't have to dream about it all day......"
"Cut...... I know that if I asked, you would ask in vain. Wang Xu drank the cup of coffee, "By the way, it's been more than a month since the Demon Summoning Array incident, why are you still living here?" What about the two-person world between you and Shui Yingyao? ”
"I moved away...... Hello, take over, right? ”
"That's right! Now it is rumored in the school that Wang Xu lives in the basement of a bar, which has a bad impact and seriously destroys my glorious image in the minds of the masses! ”
"What do you mean...... If you live on the second floor of a bar, the impact will be a little better......"
"Well...... This one...... We're talking about you, don't get off the hook! ”
"Hey...... She was forcing me to marry, I didn't agree, and then she ignored me...... That's probably the case. ”
"Then you will go to register with her, this beautiful woman with a house and a car is forcing you to marry, and you are still not happy?"
"So...... Today's young people think things are too simple...... Forget it, I'm too lazy to explain it to you. ”
"Cut...... I'm too lazy to listen to it, go to school. ”
Wang Xu went to the bar downstairs to pack up a few clothes, and went to school, recently he was a little bored, since the Demon Summoning Array incident, he always felt that some places were weird, but he couldn't say it, in short, the cat master never assigned him any tasks again.
In the new semester after the vacation, Wang Xu still exerts his magical ability to fall asleep as soon as he goes to class, the bell after class seems to be his alarm clock, because of Qi Bing's help during the exam, this guy is basically impossible to fail, so his college life is basically, eating, sleeping, playing, of course, the most important thing is to take time to study the two Guigu Taoism books in his hand, "Demon Suppression" and "Dragon Slayer".
At first, Wang Xu was very fantasizing about the book "Dragon Slayer", but after a closer look, hey! What Chu Liuxiang's light skills, Ximen's sword blowing snow, Li Xunhuan's flying knife, and Lu Xiaofeng's spiritual rhino finger. In this book...... None at all...... So his enthusiasm was extinguished by half.
In fact, the classics left by Guiguzi are all very magical spiritual objects, such as the Demon Suppression Chapter, which can automatically let Wang Xu understand part of the content according to the growth of his spiritual sense, that is to say, when your skill reaches a certain level, you can directly understand the next content without translating ancient characters. And the Dragon Slaying chapter is also such a system, but Wang Xu's "martial arts" is almost none, so he doesn't understand a word in the whole book.
When he finally translated the first few lines and found that it was all theoretical explanations about what "nourishing qi" was, he simply threw the bamboo scroll aside and stopped caring about it. According to his exact words: "Nourishing Qi? If I want to get oxygen, I'll go to the hospital and get it! ”
In this way, another peerless cultivation method was planted in Wang Xu's hands, and I don't know what year it will see the light of day again......
Leaving aside the matter of cultivating the Guigu Dao Technique, it is said that on this day, he rode a broken bicycle to the school as usual, and was suddenly stopped by a beautiful woman.
She has reddish short and medium hair, and her eyes are like cats, smart but a little evil, but her eyes make Wang Xu a little uncomfortable, as if she can see the bottom of your heart at a glance, and that kind of indifferent and cynical eyes will remind him of a nasty guy called Mao Ye.
"You're a first-year Wang Xu?" Her voice was haughty and cold, as if she were interrogating a prisoner, but it didn't feel rude.
Wang Xu squinted at her, and his posture was like he was about to ride away at any moment: "What are you doing...... " He asked as he wondered where he had offended the stranger in front of him.
"Hello, I'm Yan Li in the third grade, you come with me." After she said this, she jumped behind Wang Xu's bicycle and said coldly: "Turn left ahead." ”
"Hey...... I said classmate ......"
"It's called Senior Sister."
"I said senior sister...... Your sudden ...... What the hell do you want to do......"
"You'll find out when you come with me."
Wang Xu seemed to freeze there for two or three seconds, his eyes were very evil, and he didn't know what thoughts flashed in his mind, in short, after two or three seconds, he rode off without saying a word.
When he arrived at his destination, Wang Xu seemed to understand that this was the stage for the rehearsal of the drama club......
"Let me introduce, this is Wang Xu, counting him, the manpower is almost the same."
"Hey, hey, hey...... What does it mean to count him...... Who are you going to count......" Wang Xu looked at the group of people in front of him with empty eyes.
"Congratulations! You're a member of the Drama Club now! "A guy with glasses came up, and there is often such a person in the university, this kind of guy can smell his smell before you get close to you, the smell of the backbone of the student union......
"Oh~ I know this glasses brother, Hua Zhanyun, a classmate of the student union." Wang Xu really remembered such a guy, because this guy was really a very enthusiastic and eye-catching nerd, "But what...... Familiar, this drama club, I don't seem to have said I wanted to join, right? ”
Yan Li casually took out a small notebook from her pocket: "According to my information, you haven't joined any club since you entered the school for half a year, and in fact, there is no club asking for you, so you have no reason to refuse." ”
"Lao Tzu still needs a reason to reject others...... Wang Xu was about to start to publish crooked reasoning and heresy, but saw an acquaintance coming to him.
Qi Bing still had a stiff face: "Wang Xu, take a step to speak." ”
Wang Xu was taken aback when he saw Qi Bing here, and almost screamed, Qi Bing pulled him aside and said in a low voice: "You'd better agree, there are many cadres of the student union here, and it's not easy to offend." ”
"Cut...... Lao Tzu is a superhero, are you afraid of this group of little children? "He doesn't think about what he says, but he's a year or two older than him.
"Actually, this drama club is also very mixed, you just need to run the show, be responsible for pulling the background and making props, which is equivalent to a miscellaneous one, and it can also have a good relationship with the student union and get a lot of benefits."
"Huh? That's not right......" Wang Xu looked at Qi Bing with strange eyes: "You don't look like this kind of person...... You're here for another reason, right? ”
"Qi Bing, don't forget to eat together at noon, I'll go first." A delicate voice came, Wang Xu saw Yu Xin walking out not far away at a glance, this woman pretended to be a pure and lovely little Lori at school, which made many young masters think about it, and who knows that she is essentially the type that kills people without blinking...... It's a pity that this kind of acting can't come to the drama club.
"You ......" Wang Xu's eyes were extremely obscene, and as soon as he said a word, Qi Bing interrupted him.
"There is a limit to my patience!" Qi Bing's face was covered with shadows, and he stared at Wang Xu condescendingly, "I may go crazy if I stay alone in this club, you must come and help me!" ”
The corners of Wang Xu's mouth twitched: "I...... I get it, I'm joining ......"
Now it's clear, Qi Bing can't help himself, he's just looking for a companion in a group that is not suitable for him.
Wang Xu returned to Yan Li: "Senior sister, I thought about it for a while and decided to join." ”
Yan Li immediately took out a small notebook and wrote: "Very good, then you will be a member of the drama club, and I will record your name on the member roster later." By the way, first-year students are generally not allowed to play important roles, at most they can play some monsters or horses and other tricks, and they are also responsible for props, changing sets, etc., which is more difficult, and you have to be mentally prepared. ”
"Ah...... Yes...... I know. Wang Xu basically knows that the so-called "lack of manpower" is just a lack of a few coolies, and the protagonist has long been privately divided by you guys, where is my share?
Of course, Wang Xu himself doesn't like to show his head very much, he is both troublesome and hates to do things seriously, and it is obviously inappropriate to play the main role, or playing the trick is the most suitable for him, because otaku are generally relatively low-key......
"By the way, for the performance of the school cultural festival, we are going to call Shang Lingxue to help play the heroine, do you have any questions?" Yan Li suddenly asked, the audience was silent for an instant, everyone stopped what they were doing and looked back, Qi Bing's forehead was already revealing fine beads of sweat.
"Huh? Who is it? Wang Xu's face was inexplicable: "I don't know the person you are talking about, and there is ...... Does it require my consent to play the heroine? ”
Yan Li stared into his eyes for a few seconds, and then continued to lower her head and write something on her small notebook: "I understand, then so be it, you don't have to do anything today, just get to know the other students in the club." She turned and left.
In fact, there have been rumors in the school for a long time, according to various signs, the school flower Shang Lingxue finally dumped the small role of Wang Xu, and the two are now strangers, of course, even if the boys in the school gather to have a party or something, they will never let half a sentence reach the ears of Wang Xu.
Time is such a wonderful thing, Wang Xu is still an inconspicuous small role in a school like Xiangyi after all, so only half a month after the rumors appeared, people forgot about him, and now the focus of Xiangyi is who the next boyfriend of the school flower is, if it weren't for Yan Li asking this question today, no one would have mentioned Wang Xu and Shang Lingxue at all.
Qi Bing on the side was shocked into a cold sweat, catching ghosts is not so exciting, in case Wang Xu learns that his memory is erased, then it is difficult to say what this madman will do......
The people around were whispering, "Hey, poor, pretend not to know each other?" ”
"It can't be helped, maybe forgetting is easier for him to accept."
"Even I feel a little sympathetic to him......"
Wang Xu stood there stunned for a few seconds, then "cut" and walked away, he really didn't know anything......