Chapter 214: A bunch of nonsense
He wanted to raze Zhenyuan Prefecture to the ground to avenge his brother, but it backfired, he was beaten by the monster and lost his armor and fled in a hurry, but the hatred in his heart did not change because of this, on the contrary, he hated everyone in Zhenyuan Prefecture even more.
Lu Gao completely calmed down at this time, no wonder when he came in, he looked at the person in the coach's position and looked so similar to the candidate, it turned out to be two brothers. Since I asked again, I said the words that I had memorized a long time ago, "Oh, it turned out to be Lord Hou, then congratulations to Lord Hou for his ascension, but a few months ago, I had already reported to Marshal Shi Xuehai, why didn't Marshal Shi tell you the whole story of this matter?"
"You ......" Hou Zuoyi was speechless for a while, but he couldn't answer, and said after muttering a few times, "Marshal Shi has returned to the west, how can you tell me." ”
"Marshal Shi returns to the west?" Lu Gao's eyes widened, and he asked with a forced smile, "Why didn't you hear Vice Marshal Fang mention this?"
When Fang Zhiye heard this, why did he turn to this side again, he glanced at Hou Zuoyi, and then puffed up his chest and replied, "Is it necessary for me to report this matter to you?"
"Yes, it's really not necessary, but has Vice Marshal Fang ever reported to the current saint?" Lu Gao said with a fist in the air.
Seeing this scene, Shen Kuo interjected on the side and said, "This matter has its own holy decision, what's the matter, Lord Lu wants to act on his behalf?"
"Don't dare, don't dare. Lu Gao glanced back at Shen Kuo and smiled slightly, "However, how do you know that the Holy Lord already knows about this? Could it be that you have planted a spy next to the Holy Master?"
"You...... It's nonsense. Shen Kuo flicked his sleeves and retreated angrily.
"Okay, Master Lu, you tell me what happened in detail, and you can't leave out half a sentence. Hou Zuoyi saw that the scene was a little chaotic and immediately stopped the quarrel.
"Yes, Lord Hou, listen to you, there will never be a sentence missing. Lu Gao turned his face to Hou Zuoyi and smiled weirdly, and then continued, "Lord Hou, here's the thing, our Zhenyuan Prefecture commanded the envoy battalion, entrusted by Marshal Shi Xuehai, to exterminate the bandits wandering in the western part of Zhenyuan Prefecture, never thought that when the battle was engaged, Hou Zuo was like a chicken blood, excited and brave, brandishing an eighty pound nine-ring machete and rushing to the front, our army was greatly encouraged at that time, and followed Lord Hou straight to the enemy camp. ”
Lu Gao seemed to be telling a story, and he was already foaming at the mouth of his mouth, even talking and gesturing.
But Hou Zuoyi, who was sitting on the handsome chair, couldn't hold back his anger and wanted to attack, but he couldn't help but scold in his heart, "Make up, continue to make up, Ma's, my brother is a scholar, he has no power to tie the chicken, and he is wielding a nine-ring machete, eighty pounds, and rushing to the front, I am really angry, and I am talking nonsense with my eyes open." ”
When Marshal Shi Xuehai was alive, the generals in this section had already heard Lu Gao's narration once, but when he heard it again, the generals still couldn't hold back their laughter in their hearts, this Lu Gao Tai could tell stories, and he told it eloquently, if he was talking serious nonsense, he really didn't wronged him.
"At that time, I saw Lord Hou, jumping more than three feet high, the first to rush into the enemy's position, the knife fell, and the nearest bandit was cut in two, this bandit did not know that his body had been divided into two pieces, and he was still rushing forward, you think about that scene, half of his head, half of his body, half of his arms and half legs are still rushing forward, how scary, but Lord Hou doesn't care, he jumps over this person, and waves his hand is another knife, guess what?" Lu Gao also sold a pass.
There was a bearded general in the tent who was fascinated by this, and naturally asked, "What's wrong?"
"What's the matter? Lord Hou waved this knife, it was earth-shattering, crying ghosts, just such a knife. Lu Gao also gestured horizontally in his hand, "Just cut off the heads of the three bandits directly, the bloody one is called Gao, and he smacked Lord Hou's face, Lord Hou is like a red-faced killing god at this time, proud of the heroes, oh no, proud of the bandits." ”
"That's really the Buddha blocking and killing the Buddha, the gods blocking and killing the gods, and the bandits who killed directly cried wolves and howled, crying fathers and mothers, and there was a lot of mourning, because the adults rushed too fast, and gradually lost touch with our team. Lu Gao didn't seem to see Hou Zuoyi's murderous eyes, and continued to spit and tell the story, making it up, this time the scene he made up was much more interesting than the last time he told Shi Xuehai.
"Talk about the point!" Hou Zuoyi couldn't hold back any longer, and squeezed out a few words from his teeth.
"At this moment......" Lu Gao didn't seem to hear Hou Zuoyi's words, "Suddenly a cold arrow flew in front of him, and went straight to the door of Lord Hou, like a meteor, but Lord Hou had a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and shouted, carving insect skills, while speaking, a swallow pierced the clouds, his body jumped more than five feet high, and he dodged the cold arrow, maybe the bandits saw that Lord Hou was too powerful, and all the arrows were shot at Lord Hou, alas, Lord Hou he ......"
"It's a shame that you just died. The bearded general said with a very cooperative regret.
"Who said it was just like that?" Lu Gao looked at the bearded man talking in the crowd with some joy, and it was really good to cooperate.
"Didn't you say you died like this last time?" the bearded general, still unconvinced, retorted.
"Last time was last time, this time is this time, can it be the same? Oh no, I didn't remember it last time, and after bidding farewell to Marshal Shi, I recalled it carefully on the way back before I remembered the rest of the story. Lu Gao rolled his eyes, "Do you want to listen, don't listen, don't speak." ”
Hou Zuo's hand was clenched tightly after a few strokes, and his nails were about to be inserted into the flesh, but he couldn't stop, it was really painful.
"Come on, don't stop. The bearded man may have been addicted to listening, and when he saw that Lu Gao was about to stop, he hurriedly shouted, and the other generals also looked at Lu Gao with expectant eyes.
"Okay, I'll go on, but don't do any more stubble, come, bring me a chair. Lu Gao pointed to his beard and asked him to take a chair.
"I continued, at that time all the arrows were shot at Lord Hou, don't look at Lord Hou usually does not show the mountains and water, the critical moment is really powerful, I saw Lord Hou a harrier turned over, dodged all the arrows, brothers cheered together in the back, Lord Hou mighty. When Lu Gao was speaking, he kept aiming at Hou Zuoyi with his eyes.
Hearing the brother behind him praise him, Lord Hou was a little proud, and stood there and said to us, you don't have to move, I can settle them alone, not my brother and you blow, you generals, it seems that you are usually very powerful, and at the critical moment, you still have to rely on us cultivators. Lu Gao imitated the tone of Hou Zuoren, not to mention, the voice was very similar.
"You all stand still, I'll do it alone, just say it, Lord Hou dodged, and somehow, ran into the enemy's camp again, the nine-ring machete was rounded, and the bandits were injured and died when they rubbed it, and Lord Hou became a god of war, and everyone was afraid when they saw it. Lu Gao said as he picked up his chair, and everyone ducked back.