After waking up the next morning, Su Xiaoman walked out of the door and found Zhang Xiao sleeping on the sofa, so he stepped forward to wake him up. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Xiao opened her eyes in a daze, she was originally angry to get up, but when she saw that the other party was Su Xiaoman, her anger was almost gone.

"Why are you sleeping here?"

"Your master's snoring has been snoring for a night, and I really can't sleep in the same room with him."

Su Xiaoman laughed, and then Lu Chi also got up and walked out of the door, and instructed Zhang Xiao: "Hurry up and go for breakfast, and go out after eating in a while." ”

Zhang Xiao sat up slowly and complained: "Eat me, live in me, and use me as a slave, is there any reason in this world?" ”

Su Xiaoman looked at him funny, reached out to touch his head, and said, "This kid is getting more and more cute." ”

Zhang Xiao glanced at her, "You are the child!" Then he got up and walked into the kitchen.

After breakfast, the four of them bought a lot of things under the guidance of Qingzi, of course, Zhang Xiao was paying for it. Qingzi is responsible for commanding, Lu Chi is responsible for playing handsome, Su Xiaoman is responsible for chattering and bargaining, and Zhang Xiao is only responsible for paying and carrying bags.

Zhang Xiao followed behind them with a large bag and a small bag, and when he saw a shop with clay figures on the side of the road, he stopped and stopped following them. After cutting the price with the boss for a long time, Zhang Xiao finally took out her mobile phone, showed the boss the photo of Su Xiaoman she secretly took, and said to the boss: "Pinch one according to this photo, and pinch me again." ”

When Zhang Xiao got the pinched clay figurine and caught up with the others, he found that the three of them were sitting in the restaurant eating seas, completely ignoring where they had gone for more than half an hour. He threw the thing he was carrying on the table and shouted, "Am I so non-existent?" ”

The three of them nodded to him at the same time, and Zhang Xiao was even more disappointed. Just sit down and eat alone. Then secretly handed over the clay figure of his image to Su Xiaoman under the table. Su Xiaoman was touched by something, first startled, and then saw that it was a cute little clay figure, and called out in surprise: "Ah! This little guy is so much better looking than you! ”

Qingzi and Lu Chi cast their eyes at Zhang Xiao at the same time, and Zhang Xiao buried her head in the bowl in embarrassment and took a big bite to eat.

In the evening, sure enough, a full moon rose in the sky.

Kiyoko took out two wine glasses from her suitcase, which looked a little old, and should be antique. Then pour it with wine.

Su Xiaoman looked at the wine glass for a long time, and then asked Qingzi: "Master, this gold cup is from the Tang Dynasty, right?" ”

Qingzi smiled, "My apprentice Qingzi is really knowledgeable!" It was the golden cup of the Tang Dynasty. Bai Juyi's "Song of Long Hatred" actually records the origin of this cup. After the death of Yang Guifei, Tang Xuanzong thought day and night, "for the feeling of the king, he thought about it diligently", Tang Xuanzong ordered the Taoist priest to find a way to recruit the soul of Yang Guifei, so the Taoist priest dug up a piece of divine gold in the deep mountain, made it into a wine cup, and poured the wine every full moon day, and the Taoist priest gave the method of summoning the soul to attract the soul of Yang Guifei, and the power of this golden cup can make people see the ghost. In this way, Tang Xuanzong was able to meet Yang Guiming. ”

"Why haven't I seen you use it before? Master. Su Xiaoman then asked.

"I only learned the art of conjuring spirits from my master, and my master learned it from his master, but neither my master nor I used it, and I don't know how this spell will be used against me. Besides, if this treasure had been taken out earlier, it would have been stolen and sold by you! ”

After finishing speaking, Qingzi lit eighteen more candles to surround the neon qin, took off his shirt and sang and danced to the neon qin.

Zhang Xiao was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but sigh: "I heard that the dancing god is scolding, but today I only know that there is really a dancing god!"

Qingzi didn't know what to say, and then suddenly froze and said to Zhang Xiao and the others: "Cry!" ”

The three of them were taken aback, and they didn't know why.

Zhang Xiao asked, "What are you crying about?" ”

Kiyoko walked up to the three of them, sat down on the floor with them, and said, "Think about Nishang's painful experience, you have to empathize. Cry! Cry for her! ”

The three of them looked at each other, still unclear.

"Cry!" Qingzi emphasized again: "You can feel what happened to Ni Shang and cry for her!" Cry her out! ”

"Wow!" With a bang, the three of them cried at the same time.

"You're so miserable!"

"You're so miserable!"

"Why are you so miserable!"

The three of them didn't rain with thunder alone, and Qingzi added another fire, "Think about what you are sad about." Luchi, think of your brother who has been tortured in hell for more than 10,000 years. Zhang Xiao, think about your parents, think about how miserable their deaths were! Think of you living alone in this world. Su Xiaoman, think about it, the money in your bank card is gone all of a sudden! ”

"Wow!" The three of them burst into tears, and the cry resounded throughout the house.

After crying for a long time, the three of them were tired of crying, and they didn't see any neon clothes. In the end, the three of them really couldn't cry, and they all drooped their heads.

Seeing that this method didn't work, Kiyoko ordered again: "Laugh! ”

"Huh?" The three people who were tired of crying just now were about to collapse when they heard Kiyoko say that they wanted to laugh. However, as if she had been beaten with chicken blood, she took out all kinds of clothes, saying that it was a dance dress worn by ancient people, and asked Su Xiaoman to change it for her. Su Xiaoman had no choice but to walk back to his room and change his clothes. Qingzi took out another set of dance skirts and handed them to Lu Chi, and asked Lu Chi to change them and put on a wig.

Lu Chi completely collapsed and refused to do anything.

Qingzi said: "If you want to see Nishang and Chi Mu, you must obey my arrangement. ”

In desperation, Lu Chi had no choice but to obey the arrangement and silently walked into the house.

After Lu Chi walked out of the house again, Su Xiaoman and Zhang Xiao were lying on the floor with a smile. Kiyoko put the wig on Lu Chi, and Lu Chi immediately became enchanting.

Qingzi ordered again: "Su Xiaoman will play Ni, Lu Chi will play the dress, and Zhang Xiao will play Chi Mu." Su Xiaoman danced, and Lu Chi danced the sword. ”

So, Su Xiaoman and Lu Chi also followed Qingzi to provoke the great god, and Zhang Xiao didn't dare to look at the beauty of the picture.

Zhang Xiao was secretly glad that he only needed to sit on the floor and play Chi Mu who was watching, but at this time, Qingzi shouted to Zhang Xiao: "Laugh! ”

Zhang Xiao laughed, "I'm already laughing." ”

"Say the lines, say the lines!" Kiyoko said.

Zhang Xiao was stunned. "What lines?"

Qingzi walked around behind Zhang Xiao and said to him, "If I say a word, you say a word to me." ”

Zhang Xiao replied: "Okay! ”

Qingzi brewed his emotions for a while, and said: "How can I Chi Mu He De, I am so happy to have two beauties like this!" Hahahahaha! ”

Zhang Xiao followed Qingzi's speech: "How can I Chi Mu He De, I am so happy to have two beauties like this!" Hahahahaha! ”

Qingzi continued: "Two beauties, come to my arms. ”

Zhang Xiao said: "Two beauties, come to my arms." ”

Lu Chi and Su Xiaoman didn't react, but Qingzi jumped up and pushed Lu Chi and Su Xiaoman into Zhang Xiao's arms. At this moment, Kiyoko is like a crazy director, arranging the roles and scenes of the actors.

"Now Chi Mu laughs and kisses a beauty."

Zhang Xiao had no choice but to laugh a few times "hahaha", and then turned his head to kiss Su Xiaoman, Su Xiaoman's eyes widened and demonstrated to him, Zhang Xiao had no choice but to lose the battle, and turned his head to kiss Lu Chi.

Lu Chi suddenly jumped up from the floor and shouted, "It's disgusting! Then he put down the wig and threw it on the ground, "Kiyoko, I'll give you another chance!" If Nishang and Chi Mu don't show up again, I'll send you to see Hades! ”