I stayed up all night, and as soon as the rooster crowed, I was pulled out of the coffin. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoLast night it was a mourning hall, but now it has been decorated into a hall.

I have been dressed as a bridegroom, like a puppet at the mercy of others. I knew no one would come to my rescue, and I never thought I'd be so embarrassed one day.

"Go, carry him to the backyard! The rest is at my mercy. The Qian Daoist commanded. Then I was lifted over my head and carried out of the hall. It's really troublesome, isn't it just a yin marriage, why is it so troublesome, why do you have to send it to the backyard.

"Don't touch anything woody and don't touch the ground!" The trail commanded.

"Isn't it just for Sun Lixia's funeral, can you use it so troublesomely?" I said angrily.

"Funeral? Haha, that's too cheap for you! Xiaodao laughed mockingly.

God, it's not a funeral, what do you want me to do? Isn't it just death? I don't plan to get out alive anyway.

"Poof--" I was thrown into a coffin again, this family is really, how can there be coffins everywhere.

"Let this kid sign the dragon and phoenix post!" Xiaodao commanded with sophistication.

"Little Master, how to do it?" Sun Lizhu gasped, and then took out a piece of paper wrapped in red cloth from his arms.

"Pierce the index finger of your left hand, drip three drops of blood on the dragon and phoenix sticker, and then press the handprint on the dragon and phoenix sticker." The trail commanded.

"Okay! I will make you my sister's slave for all eternity, and you will not turn over! As he spoke, Sun Lizhu took out a knife from his body, grabbed my hand and was about to cut it.

I didn't want to, but I was beaten to the ground by the little Taoist priest, and said with a black face: "You don't want to die!" Then the little Taoist priest took out a sharp thing in the shape of an iron awl from his bag and stabbed it hard in my hand.

"Oops--" There was a tingling in my fingers, and then I felt the blood run down my fingers.

Sun Lizhu hurriedly grabbed my hand, quickly dripped three drops of blood on the dragon and phoenix post, and pressed another handprint. Xiaodao took the dragon and phoenix post, put it on the tribute table, and took another talisman to cover the dragon and phoenix post. Then he muttered some incantation in his mouth for a while, then wrapped the talisman and the dragon and phoenix post in a white cloth, and turned back to Sun Lizhu.

"Remember that when you are in the cave room at night, you must put this dragon and phoenix post on top of the heads of the two of you!" The trail explained.

Sun Lizhu carefully took the dragon and phoenix post wrapped in white cloth and said, "Okay, little master." Is there anything else to explain? ”

The little Taoist priest looked at the moonlight on the ground and said, "The auspicious time has come, please come in with the ghost matchmaker!" ”

Sun Lizhu hurriedly ordered someone to go out to invite the ghost matchmaker, and then came to the front again, stared at me viciously and said, "Stinky boy, if you put my will aside, you will slash my sister to be buried with a knife." You still need to be so troublesome, it's really cheap for you kid! ”

"The auspicious time has come, the groom is on the sedan chair!" At this moment, a strangely dressed woman with bells and whistles on her face walked in and shouted.

What the? Get on the sedan car? Although I have never been married, do I also know that the sedan chair should not be for the bride to sit on? Could it be that you want me to sit in the same sedan chair with the dead Sun Lixia? When that Sun Lixia fell from the upstairs, she was already a blur of flesh and blood, and if you want to sit with her, you can't kill me!

"If I don't go, I won't die!" I struggled to the death, not wanting to be with the corpse.

"Not going? It's up to you! Sun Lizhu looked at me with a sneer and said, "Brothers, the groom refuses to get on the sedan chair, come, let's help him!" ”

"I'll fuck you, I'm not going to ......" Instantly anger burned in my chest, and I raised my hand and punched Sun Lizhu. The savior's fist completely angered this big man who was originally holding back a fire in his belly.

Sun Lizhu raised his hand is a punch, I am thin and weak, so I can withstand his punch. He was so angry that he wanted to continue beating me, but the little Taoist priest hurriedly stopped him, "On a big day, it's unlucky to see blood, you better bear with it first!" ”

In an instant, my eyes were full of Venus, and then I was carried into a sedan chair.

I closed my eyes and didn't dare to look, only to hear Sun Lizhu say: "I didn't want to be so troublesome, but you kid angered me today, and I want you to look good tonight!" ”

At that time, I thought to myself, is there anything more tragic than sitting in a sedan chair with a dead man? Who knows, I was wrong, I know that at night I know that there is really something that makes me want to die more than sitting in a sedan chair with a dead person.

I was savagely thrown into the sedan chair, and to my surprise, I was the only one in the sedan chair. I felt a little lighter, I really didn't want to see the cold corpse.

At this time, the ghost matchmaker walked in and put a box of red hijabs on top of my head, which completely confused me.

"The auspicious time has come, get up the sedan car!" The matchmaker shouted from the side.

Then I heard the sound of suona, and I slowly understood. It turned out that this was to let me join the Sun family, they not only wanted me to marry Sun Lixia who died, but also to be a member of the Sun family and a ghost of the Sun family. This trick is really too insidious, and it directly counts the eighteen generations of my ancestors. However, at this moment, I am powerless to resist, and I really hate myself for being incompetent.

The sedan chair walked around the village and finally returned to Sun's house. I only heard the firecracker go off, and someone pulled it down, put a red hijab on my head and forcibly pulled it inside.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

"Second worship high hall!"

"Husband and wife worship each other!"

I didn't dare to come out the whole time, because I knew that it was a corpse that was worshipping with me. Fortunately, there is a hijab, so that I don't have to see Sun Lixia's bloody face.

"After the ceremony, the newcomer enters the cave room!" Finally, the master of ceremonies announced the end of the ceremony, and I think it will always be okay. I also worshipped, they should have let me go.

I was dragged away, and my heart was like ashes. Thinking that my dignified seven-foot man actually married a dead man, and he was still rich, it was really humiliating to go home. But thinking that Sun Lixia can finally be buried, there shouldn't be anything to do with me in the future. Although Sun Lixia and I have the name of husband and wife, but without the fact of husband and wife, outsiders will not know, I am a little relieved.

It felt like I was being huddled into a room, and then savagely still in bed.

"Brothers, it's a hole!" At the slightest command, a group of people will come up and strip me of my clothes.

I ripped off the red hijab and saw Sun Lixia's deformed face. I saw Sun Lixia sitting next to me with the help of the ghost matchmaker, and her whole body was red. The face has been badly deformed, and the face is pitted. The mouth had been cracked to the ear, presumably for aesthetic reasons, and it was sewn up with a needle. The forehead was sunk in a large chunk, one eye was hollow, and the other was wide. A thick layer of white powder is applied to the face to cover up the scars on the face.

Seeing Sun Lixia's terrifying face, I crawled back to the other end of the bed. I didn't want to, but I was grabbed by Sun Lizhu, and yelled viciously: "What, don't you dare to look at your bride?" Brothers, my brother-in-law is a chick and won't enter the cave room, so come, let's help him! ”

"Get out! Get out, don't touch me! "In an instant, my anger reached its extreme, and it was about to explode.

"Ghost matchmaker, you help me put Lixia on the bed, take off my clothes and cover it with a quilt! I'm going to put my sister and her beloved man in the cave room tonight! Sun Lizhu's distorted face said hideously.