Chapter 6: Gu Mother (1)

When Su Xiaoman was almost eating, he suddenly remembered that Zhang Xiao had just said that he wanted to find his parents back, so he asked angrily, "Where did your parents go?" ”

Zhang Xiao put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand and instantly fell into sadness, "They are dead." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

"Dead?" Su Xiaoman exclaimed, "Then where are you going to find them?" Netherworld? You're not going to be reincarnated, are you? Could it be that you are looking for Chi Mu just to find a way to the underworld? ”

At this time, Lu Chi was already full, and said, "Otherwise, what do you think we are looking for Chi Mu to do?" ”

Su Xiaoman opened his mouth wide and looked at the two. She has been an orphan since she was a child, and she has been living with her master since she was a child, in Su Xiaoman's opinion, in fact, the master is incapable, but she has heard a lot of stories, and she will have a little spell, plus a clever tongue, fooling people everywhere and defrauding some money. Su Xiaoman only learned the stories of his master, so he dared to boast of being an encyclopedia. She remembered that her master once said that the spirit return technique was a forbidden art, and in history, because of obsession, there were too many people who wanted to return to the spirit, but no one succeeded except Chi Mu. Master also said that the art of returning to the soul is extremely complicated, and if it violates the laws of nature, it will be punished by heaven. Therefore, since he followed the master, even if some customers offered sky-high prices, the master never exercised the art of returning the soul. Of course, most of the time, Su Xiaoman thought that the master didn't know any soul rejuvenation techniques at all, and the other spells were just deceptions.

"What? Are you scared? Lu Chi asked.

"Afraid? How can it be? Su Xiaoman hurriedly snorted, "When have I been afraid of Su Xiaoman, there is nothing I am afraid of in this world!" ”

As soon as the words fell, a cockroach crawled under Su Xiaoman's feet, and Su Xiaoman screamed and jumped on the sofa quickly.

Zhang Xiao laughed, "Isn't there nothing in this world that you are afraid of?" ”

Su Xiaoman looked embarrassed, got off the sofa, sat upright, and asked Zhang Xiao: "How can there be cockroaches in your house?" ”

Zhang Xiao replied: "Since my parents passed away, I haven't cleaned my room, so it's normal for cockroaches to live in the house!" ”

Su Xiaoman was surprised, his eyes looked at the basin and bowl containing the instant noodle leftovers, and asked, "That's ...... Have you washed the basin and bowl? ”

At this time, Lu Chi also stared at Zhang Xiao with wide eyes. Zhang Xiao said calmly: "You are so anxious to eat, how can I have time to wash the dishes?" ”

Lu Chi and Su Xiaoman glanced at each other, and then rushed into the bathroom, the two of them hugged the two ends of the toilet and began to vomit, in order to seize the place, the heads of the two kept pushing each other together. Zhang Xiao picked up the bowl and continued to eat noodles, looking at the two people who were vomiting in the bathroom.

Su Xiaoman lived in Zhang Xiao's house for a few days, and in order to save money, Zhang Xiao resolutely refused to hire a nanny, so he took on the responsibility of cooking and cleaning up the house every day. At the same time, since Su Xiaoman lived at home, for Zhang Xiao, it can be said that he was tormented every night. Luchi has a sunny master bedroom with a separate bathroom. Su Xiaoman and Zhang Xiao live in a side bedroom and share a shared bathroom. Every night, Su Xiaoman came out of the shower and walked back to his bedroom wearing the dress as thin as light gauze. This is tantamount to the temptation of watching a Japanese action movie for a nineteen-year-old boy!

This night, Zhang Xiao lost sleep again. He couldn't sleep when he lay on the bed tossing and turning, and his mind was full of Su Xiaoman's appearance. Later, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he quietly got up and sneaked into Su Xiaoman's house. But after sneaking in, he felt that he could not behave like this as a gentleman, and he forcibly turned around and left. While struggling in his heart, he just wanted to look back at Su Xiaoman's sleeping face again. Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he was beaten violently, and he only felt dizzy and star-studded.

A scream echoed throughout the room. Lu Chi stood at the door, pressed the switch of the light, and the room suddenly lit up.

"Why don't you two sleep at night?" Lu Chi glared angrily at the two who were fighting.

"Hooligans!" Su Xiaoman shouted angrily, "What is not good to learn at a young age, dare to beat your sister and my idea!" I think you're trying to kill you. ”

Zhang Xiao hugged her head against the wall and hid in the corner, "I was wrong, sister, I was wrong sister." ”

Lu Chi figured out what was going on and laughed, "Children, adolescence, it's normal." Alright, let's go back to sleep! ”

Zhang Xiao trotted all the way to Lu Chi, "Sister, I really didn't want to do anything to you, you look so good, I just want to see you." ”

On the second day, Zhang Xiao came back from shopping for vegetables and grabbed a handful of small advertisements in her hand. When he entered the door, he said, "Why are so many people lost recently?" I saw several missing person notices along the way to buy groceries, and I was looking for different people. ”

Su Xiaoman was lying on the sofa in the living room and applying a mask, and said jokingly: "Are all the beauties lost, must have been abducted and trafficked to the mountains as a daughter-in-law?" Fortunately, my magic power is boundless, and I am alert, otherwise, you might have seen me on the missing person notice. ”

"I took a closer look, and it was really not a trafficking woman, it was all fifteen or sixteen-year-old boys."

"Yo! Now it's popular to abduct and sell small fresh meat! I don't know where this stolen goods gang is, if I knew, I would have picked up a small piece of fresh meat and brought it back. ”

"I said that you have no conscience, people have lost their children, and you are still talking cool here."

At this time, the door was opened, and Lu Chi appeared at the door, and it was not strange for him to appear, but it was strange that there was a little boy standing beside him, five or six years old. Zhang Xiao and Su Xiaoman looked at Lu Chi suspiciously.

"You stole someone's child too?" Su Xiaoman asked.

"What steals children? This kid has been wandering around the door for a long time, is it the illegitimate son of the two of you? ”

"No, no, no, it can't be, it's not mine! I'm still a virgin! Zhang Xiao brushed herself off, and then looked at Su Xiaoman suspiciously, "Sister, are your sons so old?" ”

"Die! You've got a son! Su Xiaoman jumped up from the sofa, tore off the mask, walked up to the boy, squatted down, and asked warmly, "Little friend, who are you looking for?" ”

The little boy's gaze was a little evasive, and it seemed that he was a little scared, but he still asked in a loud voice, "Are you Aunt Su Xiaoman?" ”

Su Xiaoman's face was full of embarrassment when he heard the word "aunt", and he said to the little boy with a smile: "Little brother, I am not your Aunt Su Xiaoman, I am your sister Su Xiaoman!" ”

"That's you." The little boy said.

Su Xiaoman felt very strange, "Yo! Little brother, what's your name? What are you looking for me for? ”

"My name is Ming Ming. You're posting online that you can solve all sorts of paranormal events, right? I found this at the address on the Internet. At this time, the little boy seemed to relax a lot, and he was full of energy when he spoke.

When Zhang Xiao heard this, he shouted at Su Xiaoman: "Hey, I said you Su Xiaoman!" Now I'm spending money to hire you, take care of your food and your accommodation, you still take private work, and even post my home address on the Internet! ”

Su Xiaoman turned around and replied with a hippie smile: "If you want to find Ni Xiang, you have to wait until the full moon with the help of the moon's energy, now it's just the beginning of the month, big brother, you fry those two dishes every day There is no meat at all, I have lost weight, why don't you allow me to take on some private work and eat some good energy supplements!" As for your address, I live here now, where can I write if I don't write this? After speaking, he didn't forget to sarcastically say to Zhang Xiao: "Stingy ghost!" ”