The ancients said: The autumn solstice mountain is cold and the water is cold, and the willows are green and red in spring.

Every year at this time when the twilight is cold, the child born in the middle of the summer is not energetic, and the time in the bed in the morning is getting longer and longer, and the class is able to warp, and there are several times when there is no one at noon.

Recently, the days have been relatively peaceful, since Osiris received the bento, the supernatural events in S City have almost disappeared, and the demons and monsters seem to have gone on vacation to a distant place, leaving a deserted and lonely city.

But in other words, this is also good news, there are no ghosts to catch, the world is peaceful, and it is their freedom for the world to toss themselves to death, anyway, Wang Xu, as a ghost hunter, just happened to be idle.

One day in December, the cat man rushed into Wang Xu's bedroom early in the morning, anyway, the door lock was similar to a child's toy to him, and it didn't stop his invasion at all.

The cat master lifted Wang Xu's quilt without any scruples: "Get up, I have something to tell you." ”

Wang Xu was frozen like a dead fish, curled up in a ball and shivering, and groaned in his mouth: "...... Quilt ......"

Fifteen minutes later, they were seated in the cafeteria.

Wang Xu held a bowl of hot small wontons, breathing in the long-lost morning air, and his eyes were full of unhappiness: "What's the matter?" My blood sugar is very low in the morning, will I faint after listening to it? ”

"This card is in your name." As he spoke, the cat master handed over a passbook with a bank card in it: "The password is the last few digits of your ID card." ”

Wang Xu took it with a blank expression, thought about it for about five seconds, and then replied: "Say, arms, drugs or counterfeit money?" ”

"I'm not asking you to launder money."

"That's financial fraud, right?"

Mao Ye covered his face helplessly and shook his head: "Since the day you worked in the supernatural detective agency, I have helped you get this card, and now, I think it's time to hand it over to you for your own safekeeping, which contains the bonuses you got from the newcomer evaluation, the remuneration for multiple tasks, etc., all add up to a very considerable number." ”

Wang Xu stared at the cat master up and down: "Who are you?" What are the intentions of dressing up as a cat? ”

The cat master sighed, slowly stood up, and turned around: "When the fledgling is full-fledged, kicking it off the nest is the best choice, and they can't get used to living in the shadow of their huge wings." He took a step out: "I'm a person who always carries a lot of things on my own hands, and I've always been like that, and every time I think I've finally let go of something, I look back at my shoulders and unconsciously have a new burden......

So, I'm not going back this time. ”

Wang Xu was eating wontons, sleepy-eyed and numb. But in the end, he still spoke: "Leave the rest to me." ”

The cat master really didn't look back, just waved his hand and left Wang Xu's sight.

…………

In January of the following year, on a cold day, the cat's son was born.

In Wang Xu's words, the demon king came to the world, and the world was in turmoil ever since......

And the strange thing is that the supernatural events in S City have also increased again after that day, and they can be regarded as returning to normal.

…………

One day in March of the same year.

Still in the cafeteria, Wang Xu looked like he was strolling leisurely, holding lunch, and squeezed into the middle of the two "girlfriends" to sit down.

Shang Lingxue and Yan Li both glared at him with slanted eyes, and they all said the same lines: "Fa Chun, right?" ”

Wang Xu silently took out a book from his pocket: "The contemptible person recently bought a house outside the school, three bedrooms and one living room, not too far from the school, because he has to repay the loan, so he asks two roommates, including food, water and electricity, and the house money is negotiable." ”

The two beauties stared at the real estate certificate in his hand, their expressions changed several times, and then ...... At the same time, they said to Wang Xu with their eyes: "Don't think we don't know what your idea is. ”

Yan Li spoke first: "The place where I live is very good, and the school dormitory is also good, so I'm not interested." ”

Shang Lingxue also said: "The landlord is too obscene, it's too dangerous for me to live in it as a girl." ”

Wang Xu snorted coldly, their reaction was completely expected, he already had a backhand.

I saw this guy take out a stack of things from his arms again, clear his throat, and said very calmly: "The United Arab Emirates, the full name of the United Arab Emirates, is located in the eastern part of the Arabian Peninsula, and is known as the flower ...... in the desert."

Shang Lingxue felt a little inexplicable: "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

Wang Xu waved his hand, signaled her not to interrupt, and continued to say: "The UAE pursues a neutral and non-aligned foreign policy. Adhere to the peaceful diplomacy of good-neighborliness and friendship. At this point, he pointed to the document on the table: "I have some connections, huh...... When I say nexus, I'm probably referring to agencies like the NSA in the United States, which helped me go through some procedures and get some documents, in short......"

Yan Li finally reacted at this time: "Wait...... I remember that the UAE was one of the polygamous countries......"

Wang Xu actually replied with a smile: "Ah~ You also know, that's much easier to explain." And I find that their country is very liberal about the age of marriage, come, take the pen, you two just have to sign here and here......" he said unscrupulously, completely ignoring the two murderous gazes around him.

On this day, Wang Xu was repaired badly, but he finally "invited" these two roommates. This whole thing seems to be very much like borrowing money, Wang Xu first opened his mouth to borrow 5,000, and people didn't want him, and then he proposed a plan, similar to selling a kidney or something...... So in the end, he got the five thousand.

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June, wedding.

At the door of the church are written the names of the bride and groom, ancient dust, and water reflecting Yaoyao.

That's right, they have already received a marriage certificate, and the children are almost half a year old. But the cat master felt that he owed his wife a wedding.

Today's William is dressed in a black suit, wearing a headset, holding a handheld computer, and commanding the whole situation domineeringly.

"Wedding car ready? Good, I see; Hey, hey? Oh, I can hear you, how is the hotel over there? It's all in place, right, okay, remember, table three is the table with Wang Xu, Liu Hang, and Elbert written on the name plate, and each dish has to be served twice, and things like abalone must be multiples of three. What the? Ah, I know, yes, there are only three people at this table......"

Wang Xu heard his words clearly and clearly from a distance, but he didn't get mad, just stood in place with his eyes blank and stupid.

It's not that he doesn't want to have a seizure, it's really inconvenient; He was wearing a priest's robe and a childcare carrier at the moment, while the cat master's son was lying on Wang Xu's back, sucking his thumb and staring at the dead fish's eyes.

The cat master walked up to him: "Is Xiao Shen still well-behaved?" ”

"It's not once or twice that your decrepit boy has on my neck...... Today he is relatively peaceful. ”

"Oh...... So, by the way, are you sure that you have a good reputation as a pastor online? ”

"You are already husband and wife in law and in fact, and even if I have a problem, it won't affect your plan to cheat on marriage leave this time."

Master Mao said earnestly: "This is not a cheating marriage leave. You see, basically every girl starts dreaming of a perfect wedding when they are twelve years old, and although my wife doesn't say it, she still expects me to make it up to her. ”

Halfway through their words, Duan Fei suddenly came up: "Ah...... Long time no see, Ripper, eh? Is this your son, really like you? His eyes suddenly sharpened: "It's not cute at all......"

As soon as he said this, the little young master of the Gu family actually threw a very disdainful look at him, and then snorted coldly in the baby's small voice, turned his head to the side, and continued to suck his fingers......

"Hey! What did this kid just do! Am I despised by him! Your son is only a few months old to do such a nasty act! ”

Master Mao looked at Duan Fei with disgusted eyes: "Huh? Who are you? Did I invite you? Do you want to go to the hotel with the car to eat? ”

"I want to go into the funeral home in a wedding car, right? Scum! Duan Fei replied.

"Oh, I remember, you are the new Thousand Winds and King of Chujiang...... Lord Ning Feng...... 's second brother! The cat master paused twice in this sentence, and pinched the slot that can make people angry to death: "I'm sorry, there have only been soy sauce characters in less than ten chapters in total, and I can't remember the name for a while." ”

"How dare you mention it! I've been in the early stages of more than ten chapters! Aren't you also in a semi-soy sauce state in Volume 9! Duan Fei shouted as he was pinned down and pulled away by Wei Chi behind him.

Wei Chi still looked like an honest man, and said to Duan Fei while dragging it back: "Xiaofei, listen to your brother-in-law, don't quarrel with the groom, and besides, you can't quarrel with him." ”

Wang Xu watched them drift away, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Anyway, this super soy sauce is the real prostitute in life......

"Yo, Wang Xu, I haven't seen you for a long time." The He brothers and Sun Xiaozheng also came, He Wencheng was the first to come forward to say hello, and in the second sentence, the whole conversation changed the taste: "Why, did the wedding set up a 'virgin area'?" ”

This sarcasm was originally aimed at Wang Xu wearing a priest's costume and having a baby boy on his back, but he didn't expect that at this moment, Wang Xu and Gu Shen's eyes actually assimilated, and the two of them threw a disdainful look at He Wencheng at the same time, and then snorted coldly and tilted their heads to the other side.

"Hey! Your son has only been a few months to make such an annoying move! And what's going on with this sense of coordination?! Have you been assimilated for too long with a madman?! ”

The cat shrugged, as if he was not ashamed of his son's current behavior but proud: "I have tried many times, except for my parents, only Wang Xu carries him, he seems calmer, and others will cry when they hold him, so Wang Xu spends more time as a volunteer nanny." ”

"Wow! Jiang Daxian! You're really here! Wang Xu happened to see Jiang Ru walking into the church at this time, and immediately rushed straight away: "Daxian has been doing well lately?" Do you have any current news? Lace gossip? Exclusive prophecy? ”

Jiang Ru sneered and touched the back of his head with one hand: "Hehe...... Wang Xu, you're still the same. Then, with a smile on his face, he said, "Hmm...... I can't really tell you the winning numbers for the next draw. ”

"Hey...... Rubbish. Wang Xu turned his head and left.

"Huh...... This one...... This attitude of daring to love and hate is really a little infuriating. Jiang Ru's smile became embarrassed.

"Alright, guys, please listen to me." William raised a loudspeaker and walked to the middle of the church and said, "Since the bridegroom has no family, the bride has only one family, and he will be the best man." So the seating is arranged in such a way that the men sit on the groom's side and the ladies sit on the bride's side. ”

Wang Xu yawned, William didn't listen to half of what he said, anyway, it had nothing to do with him. He's a pastor, and he basically has to stand.

He simply took out the prepared manuscript from his pocket and tried to review it one last time.

Master Mao once said that if you want to kill Wang Xu, prepare a stack of papers, nail them together, and write words on them, and it won't take long for him to finish.

However, this time, the manuscript was written by Wang Xu himself, and in addition to the oath and questioning that should be in a traditional Western-style wedding, there are also two paragraphs written by Wang Xu all night. The first is to introduce the bride: Tianzi is beautiful, beautiful and dignified; She is elegant, noble, and wise, and she is simply secretly made by God behind his wife's back. She can marry a doctor, a lawyer, a great artist, a hero, an emperor of any known or unknown space, and no one is worthy of her.

Look at the groom again, a complete bastard, vile and insidious, cynical; He is decadent, shameless, and has no lower limits, literally successfully escaped from the bottom of Satan's prison. Any woman marrying him is like jumping into a bottomless pit of fire......

Wang Xu looked at the manuscript in his hand, sighed deeply, and finally crumpled it into a ball and burned it with black fire.

He turned his face to the Gu Shen on his back and said, "Decrepit boy, you and I encourage each other to work together to become such a reliable bastard." ”