I am Chinese New Year's Eve this year, and my father is a wealthy person, so I follow my mother's surname Fang and my name is Qilong, a native of W City, a typical post-80s. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I don't know if my mother is Hong Kong comics Dragon Tiger Gate has seen too much, our brother and sister took the names of 'Dragon, Phoenix, Tiger', and the name of the dragon did not make my life soar like a dragon, but poor as a worm miserable.

There are countless strange diseases in the world, strange and omnipresent. There is the kind of 'cataplexy' that paralyzes directly when you hear a mobile phone ringing. There is a 'hypochia syndrome' in which you forget to breathe and almost suffocate yourself. There is also 'cystine storage disease', which causes people to turn into stones inexplicably as they age. and the 'drowsiness syndrome' of my high school classmate's little bath. Speaking of 'narcolepsy' I have seen it with my own eyes, and I remember a small shower driving me on the highway, and we were still chatting here, chatting and talking about him falling asleep on the steering wheel. At that time, I was confused, and I didn't have time to give him the steering wheel, so I hit someone's BMW and lost more than 20,000 yuan.

This is not because I want to be a doctor and study these many strange diseases. In fact, I also have a strange disease, which is more than the above. In fact, the disease I have is called 'waterborne urticaria', which is simply a water allergy. Patients with this disease can only drink a small amount of cola to replenish their body hydration, do not contact water for too long, and bathe for only a few minutes. At present, there are only 35 such cases in the world, and there is a chance of one in a few hundred million, and my Tema will actually be recruited.

Since I was a child, I was in terrible pain when I came into contact with water, and my body was red and patchy, as if it had been burned by fire. If I was exposed to it for a long time, it would turn into a pustule and I would die of extreme pain or suffocation. My grandfather's American expert friend studied my blood and came to the conclusion that this was not a simple water allergy, but an extreme sensitivity to ions in undistilled water. In other words, everything except distilled water can kill me. However, distilled water has no minerals, and it will hang up if you drink it for a long time. So when I was a child, I was forbidden to walk at home, and I was not allowed to touch the sea, river, stream, or even urinal.

And my family is running boats in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and if I don't mix in the water, as the eldest son, I can't inherit the family business at all. Fortunately, there are still two dragon and phoenix siblings, they don't have this strange disease, otherwise I'm really sorry for the ancestors of the Fang family.

When I was in elementary school, I was playing football in the playground with a few friends, and suddenly there was a thunderstorm, and the heavy rain hit me, and I almost couldn't come back from the playground. After lying in the hospital for 2 weeks, my mother decided that I had to wear a fully sealed wetsuit when I went to extracurricular activities. Imagine what child would like to play soccer or basketball with a child in rugby gear?

It wasn't until junior high school that I almost lost my life to flooding several times, and I thought that good luck would never favor me again. When I was in the second year of junior high school, I fell in love with Xiao Min, a classmate in the class. And this time the unprecedented confession was successful, this is the luckiest and most exciting moment in my life, Xiao Min doesn't care about my strange illness, and our relationship is increasing day by day. In the third year of junior high school, we finally said goodbye to each other's first kiss in the dead of night in the woods, and sadly on that night I almost said goodbye to my tragic life. I almost died when my mouth came into contact with Xiaomin's saliva. As a result, I was hospitalized again the next day, and when I returned to school, my mother had already let my first love, Xiaomin, transfer schools.

My own brother Huzi and I are in the same high school, because no one has anyone to be friends with me because of my strange illness, because they don't know when they will kill me by mistake for some reason. Therefore, I had to find my own brother during the break. One time during recess I called Huzi to go to the toilet, I was in front of the urinal to release water, a fly flew in, Huzi in order to show his superb shooting skills, to the flying flies and sprayed, and then the fly landed on my shoulder, as a result, Huzi not only proved his archery skills, he also almost shot his own brother to death with urine!

At the commencement ceremony, my classmates started laughing and then carried me to the hospital crying. The reason was that the head teacher opened the champagne after shaking it to me.

It wasn't until three months ago that by chance, I heard a rumor from someone else about the cause of my illness.

That's what happened that day, I was watching the 'running man' in my room, and suddenly I couldn't connect to the Internet, and the router was in my mother's office, so I had no choice but to fiddle with the router. At this time, my mother came in angrily with a subordinate, and I took the opportunity to hide under the desk, because my mother did not allow others to enter her office, after all, there are many obscure materials and documents here, and if they are leaked out, they will have to suffer a lawsuit.

At that time, my mother and a sailor called a soldier under her command, and that guy didn't know what he had done, and he was scolded for his blood. During this period, my mother answered a phone call, and the front foot came out of the company, and the soldier behind him muttered with a mouthful of saliva: "You deserve that your son is cursed with a strange disease, and the descendants of the Fang family of this generation will not live to be 30, and they are destined to have no children to die." ”

Hearing that struck me like lightning. As a result, I immediately jumped out and grabbed the GI's collar to ask the reason, but he didn't care whether I was beating or scolding, and he was stunned and silent. Later, my mom came back and slapped me and threw me out of the office. After that, the soldier disappeared from my sight, and I searched almost all over W City but couldn't find him.

Once I found out that there was a reason for this goddamn weird disease, the urgency to know the answer almost drove me crazy. I sorted out my thoughts, worrying about it every day and night. During this time, I asked my mother and my father, who works at the university, but they all kept silent, causing them to be silent when they saw me, and things came to an impasse for a while.

I pondered carefully, since the GI knew about this, should I start with my mother's subordinates, I had to find the employees who acted as superiors under my mother's subordinates, such as the first and second and third officers on the ship, they must know the whole thing. But here's the problem, everyone who has a bit of status under my mother is looking at my mother, and who am I going to ask about this is a question.

I thought of Qiu Dazui, who left the Fang family's fleet 5 years ago. He is a native of Baoding, Henan, and his birth is called Qiu Nengyu, and I don't know why his dead Lao Tzu gave him such a name? But he can indeed eat, and he is nicknamed Qiu Dazui, which makes me think that he has the ability to predict the future.

One night five years ago, Big Mouth came to our house and made a big fuss. At that time, I was still very surprised, how could Qiu Dazui have such a fat guts to come to my house to make trouble? You must know that three generations of his grandparents have worked for our family. It was noisy that night, and I didn't understand what kind of madness Qiu Dazui was smoking, and I vaguely heard a few words, "Your Fang family killed my father", "I will never help you do it again" and so on. Since then, Big Mouth has never returned to our dock. Later, he opened a 'Gnawing Chicken' in the western suburbs of W City, and used the famous KFC signboard to play side balls, and started a catering business, and the business was not bad, but he didn't make a lot of money.

Regarding my relationship with Dazui, I have to talk about 'Jiangxinyu', which is a famous children's playground in W City, it forms a small island in the middle of the Oujiang River, and nearly 8 percent of tourists from all over the country will come here when they come to W City, so it can be described as a landmark scenic spot in W City. Growing up in W City, a seaside city, my peers around me since I was a child are all master swimmers, and almost all of them can cross the Oujiang River with their own water nature. Because the ferry fee of Jiangxinyu is 2 yuan, for the children of the 80s, 2 yuan is also a lot of money, so the children basically put their clothes in plastic bags and tied them to their heads, and swim across the Oujiang River in groups to Jiangxinyu, the holy land in our hearts, when they can play with the amusement equipment and escape the 2 yuan ferry ticket.

Because of water allergies, I'm an exception. Growing up, I didn't have the opportunity to swim at all, and even bathing was a luxury. Whenever I watched them happily cross the Oujiang River, I could only silently take care of the clothes and toys that they couldn't take away at the dock, waiting for them to come back with a smile.

Although Qiu Dazui doesn't work for my family, the two of us have been more close since childhood. When I was 15 years old, I was in a rebellious phase. In the past 30 years, I have only three friends in addition to my family, except for the monk who I am now in another city and I wear open pants, there are only two big mouths and two murderers, and the two of them belong to my family in the strict sense, because they have worked for my family's fleet since they were children. When I was 15 years old, I called the big mouth murderer and my younger brother Huzi, I wore a sealed diving suit, with a large frog glass, and launched from the Qizhan Wharf, and the four of us crossed the Ou River and went to Jiangxinyu on the opposite side of the wharf.

It was the first time in 30 years that I was in the water, and I still can't let go of it. The process of swimming was more exciting than I had ever felt before, and maybe without that damn weirdness, I might have been a good swimmer. Because I've never been in the water before, my posture is very standard in the eyes of the big mouths. Halfway through the four of us, I noticed that my goggles were starting to seep water, a condition that might have been common to others, but fatal to me. I've never swam in the water, so like all beginners, I don't look up at all to breathe, and I dive in the water the whole time I swim, and the skin on my neck starts to get red spots as soon as the frog glasses seep through the water.

Seeing this, Dazui carried me on his back and swam towards Jiangxinyu, I knew very well how hard he was at that time, carrying a big living person, and not allowing my head to soak in the river, not only was it very difficult, but also this kind of physical exertion was not something that ordinary people could bear. I can imagine the feeling of carrying more than 100 pounds of sandbags on my back, raising my head in the water and not daring to move at all, and then swimming up a few kilometers. Without great perseverance, it is impossible to do it.

In the whole process, the tiger and the murderer are equivalent to playing soy sauce, and it was all up to my big mouth to pick it up. When I swam to the beach of Jiangxinyu, I sat down on the side and gasped for breath, and I will never forget the four swimming in a daze with my big mouth and raising my head. At that time, he had lost consciousness and subconsciously maintained this position. When he was taken to the hospital, the doctor said that he had collapsed and was in shock and that he might be in danger of sudden death if he had delayed.

I drive a new Audi and don't ...... It should be Audi's younger brother Alto, driving on the way to the Big Mouth restaurant. Although I can't touch the water, due to my family's influence, I have been saving money since I was a child, trying to buy a boat of my own. The obsession with the ocean is like an innate genetic disease for the other family. Therefore, I have been using the cheapest things for daily necessities for many years, and even now it is not far from my goal of buying a boat.

As I drove around, I wondered how to get Big Mouth to tell me the secret of my strange illness, and with our lifelong friendship, I couldn't think of a reason for him to refuse. Park your car on Xijiao Road, this road next to the river is very prosperous, and half of the seafood trading in the entire W city comes from the Xijiao vegetable market, so there are many food stalls and mid-range restaurants here.

As soon as I entered the gate of 'Gnawing Chicken', I saw Big Mouth fighting with guests on the big round table in the middle. At first glance, I felt that the guy was fat again, and his posture looked like a happy Buddha. I asked for a plate of peanuts, ordered a bottle of Coke, and sat in the corner waiting for the big mouth to finish. was sipping melon seeds, and the big mouth over there grabbed a crab that had not been shelled, and even the meat with the shell was thrown into the mouth and ate it, the good guy This foodie is still the same as before, and he is not afraid of cutting his mouth.

I was looking down and pondering, when the big mouth saw me and told the guest next to me to leave. came to me and grabbed a handful of melon seeds, sat down and split his head and covered his face, is a question, is the boss lady in good health recently? Sister Xiaofeng, how are you lately? I said, Young Master Fang, why is it that Master Fang is here? I remember that everything I eat here has to do with the sea, so you can't come to eat, right?

I smiled, the proprietress in his mouth was naturally my mother, and the big mouth had a soft spot for my sister Xiaofeng since she was a child. I told him that his mother was in good health, and as for Xiaofeng, she went to sea half a month ago, and she hasn't come back yet, and most of this girl doesn't know where to play.

I politely said a few words straight to the point and stated the purpose of the trip. After speaking, I looked at the big mouth in a trance. I was stunned by his answer, saying that he didn't know anything about my strange illness. And I found out from his evasive eyes that he definitely knew about it.

It seems that I was too simple at first, and he should know everything about our relationship. But I can't think of another layer of relationship, that is, although Big Mouth has left my family's fleet, he is loyal to my mother. As soon as he sat down, he asked my mother about her physical condition. As for the secret of my strange illness, I am sure that my mother wants them to keep it secret, and it is not difficult to guess. It's one thing not to work in my house, it's another thing to be loyal to the head (captain) all your life. It is equivalent to that soldier who scolded our family behind his back, but in fact he did not expose my family's secrets in the past three months.

After that, I started to change my ways, but my big mouth didn't leak a bite. Later, I threatened not to tell me, so I jumped into the big fish tank in his shop and took a shower. And he looked at me and smiled but didn't answer, as if he expected me not to commit such a suicidal act. Indeed, I'm not brain-dead, naturally I won't be stupid enough to kill myself, and I sat until 11 o'clock in the evening without any progress, I reluctantly got up and said goodbye, and before leaving, I glared at the big mouth, and scolded him for giving birth to a son without PP He replied with a smile, maybe my wife hasn't been born yet, and I don't have a PP son.

When I walked to my Alto, my head was dizzy, and I drank four bottles of Coke during the process, and I didn't know if drinking too much Coke was considered drunk driving. I had just lowered my head to start the car, when suddenly there was a noise from the front of the car, I was startled, the car keys in my hand also fell off, and I looked up at the front of the car, which was empty and empty. It is impossible for the car to make such a big noise. Although I'm tired enough from this car, I don't lose my temper and complain about me, right?

I opened the door and got out of the car, cautiously walked to the front of the car, and found a man dressed in black lying under the headlights. Immediately, I scolded secretly, I grinned! Met a porcelain bumper? The heart said that it is not now to get in the car and start it and run over it, so that he knows what it means to fake the show? I just turned around and wanted to open the car door.