Chapter Eighty-Seven: Distant Relatives
"Hey, where are you going?" Seeing Wang Dachuan running away, Liu Yidai shouted loudly from behind. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"I--home-ah-"
Wang Dachuan's voice was blown away in the wind......
Liu Yidai rolled her eyes helplessly and muttered, "Do you know how to go back?" I'll give you a ride. ”
When the words fell, I only heard Wang Dachuan's scream of "ah-", and the whole person suddenly spun out of thin air, with his head to the ground and his feet up, and then, he rotated at high speed like a spinning top.
Ah,, Nima, what the hell is this!
Wang Dachuan's brain didn't have time to think, suddenly his body trembled, his feet kicked, and when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a firewood pile!
Wang Dachuan was stunned for a moment - this is the world? Or the ghost world?
Then he shook his head and pressed his temples, but the dizziness still lingered.
He crawled out of the firewood, patted the dead grass and firewood on his body, and looked around—this ...... It seems to be behind the door of your own house?
Just when Wang Dachuan was stunned, he only heard a faint voice in front of him: "Woo woo...... Chuan'er, my big Chuan'er......"
"Mom!" Wang Dachuan blurted out, raised his feet and walked towards the door of the house!
"Okawa!" The moment she saw her son, Zhang Hongyan couldn't believe her eyes!
After all, the son who lost a day and a night, why did he appear without a sound!
Wang Fanggang and another uncle also looked at him with surprise and joy.
"Where have you been? Where have you been? Zhang Hongyan was pleasantly surprised and didn't know whether to cry or laugh, she repeated the muttering while hitting Wang Dachuan's arm with her fist.
Wang Dachuan smiled stupidly and scratched his head in embarrassment...... The feeling of dizziness still lingers in my mind.
"Where have you been? How did you make it look like this? Wang Fanggang walked over, and as he spoke, he picked up a withered grass on Wang Dachuan's shoulder.
"I ...... Last night it was too dark, I didn't go home, and slept in the cave all night. "Wang Dachuan doesn't even have a draft when he lies.
Of course, as long as he is not a fool, he can hear this lie.
"Caves? What do I think you're coming out of the back of our house? There is no mountain behind our house. ”
"Hehehehehehe...... I took a long detour. Wang Dachuan smiled perfunctorily while looking at the uncle who didn't usually move around much.
There are some things that don't hurt to tell your parents, but if there are outsiders......
Wang Fanggang understood, and nodded in response. He coughed, "Ahem, that...... It's good that people are okay. Let's go inside and talk. ”
Wang Dachuan frowned - Dad, does this really understand, or does it fake understand?
Entering the house, Zhang Hongyan made tea, looking at the fragrant tea, Wang Dachuan unconsciously remembered the two bowls of Yangchun tea.
He took a sip of his own tea, obviously it was still the original recipe and the original taste, but he always felt that something was missing.
Alas, people, it is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift.
Wang Dachuan sighed silently, and at this time, the spinning bird in his brain also stopped for a few minutes.
"Lao Wang, since Dachuan is also back, I will say it directly." The uncle looked at Wang Dachuan with enthusiasm and rubbed his hands, obviously there was something that Wang Dachuan needed to help with.
Nine times out of ten, there is some supernatural event...... Wang Dachuan thought secretly in his heart.
But...... Could it be that his "psychic" ability has spread thousands of miles away?
"Ahem...... Dachuan, this is your uncle, do you still recognize it? Knowing that the son is better than the father, Wang Fanggang looked at Wang Dachuan's absent-minded appearance, and knew that he was reluctant to help others do this kind of thing.
I heard that psychic practices and so on, it is easy to damage one's own yang energy. As a father, Wang Fanggang is also reluctant to let his son often come into contact with this kind of thing.
But when distant relatives come to visit, it's hard to shirk it.
Wang Dachuan smiled: "I know, of course I know." Uncle, how did Ling'er do in that school? ”
This uncle has a daughter in his family who was going to take the university entrance examination three years ago.
"School? She didn't get into a good university three years ago and went straight to work. Oops, our Ling'er is not promising. ”
Wang Dachuan took over the conversation naturally, and said with a haha: "Oh, yes, I forgot, it was all three years ago." I thought it was something that happened not long ago, but I didn't expect time to pass so quickly, it's been three years. ”
Wang Dachuan said this on purpose - when his daughter was going to take the university entrance examination three years ago, she came to his house to show off!
This kind of relative, nothing to do is not to go to the Three Treasures Palace. It's probably not a good thing!
Zhang Hongyan watched the father and son playing the ball openly and secretly, which made the distant relative's face unbearable, and secretly laughed in her heart: It's really not a loss to the father and son, so be careful, tsk, it's really close!
But...... What did Okawa do in this day and night when he disappeared? Zhang Hongyan stood aside, looking at her son. She didn't believe in any kind of nonsense like burrowing.
Uncle was embarrassed now, so he could only laugh. He rubbed his hands and behaved even more helplessly: "What, I'm here this time, it's true that something is wrong at home." This ......"
"Uncle, don't worry, have another cup of tea and speak slowly." Seeing that the uncle finally mustered up the courage to speak, Wang Dachuan hurriedly refilled a cup of tea for him slowly and methodically, and forced him to swallow the prepared words into his stomach.
Zhang Hongyan turned around, her shoulders shrugged - she really wanted to laugh and couldn't hold back!
Finally, the father and son felt that they had enough trouble, and they had to grasp a degree of everything, right?
This self-begging uncle finally said what he wanted to say - it turned out that Dachuan's psychic ability had indeed spread to the nine clouds, and this kind of thing, one spread ten, ten spread hundreds, the more it spread, the more evil it became, what did Wang Dachuan say that he had been to the sky, entered the earth, could talk to ghosts and gods, and could bring people back to life?
And at this uncle's house, one morning he got up and got off the kang, and stamped his feet into his shoes in a daze, and stepped on a slippery thing coldly. The uncle was puzzled, picked up the shoes, and took them out with his hands, good guy, he actually took out a snake!
The uncle was awake immediately, his hair was about to explode, and his first reaction was to throw the snake out. The snake was thrown to the wall with a "snap" and fell heavily to the ground, and the uncle picked up the ashtray on the table and smashed it desperately, until the snake was smashed to death, and then he was stunned in place......
It seems that I heard that the snake is the God of Wealth?
Killing a snake is a ruin?
Sure enough, the uncle's family has been "ruined" one after another: first, his wife is addicted to gambling, and then she will lose every time she gambles, and she will almost get out of the old mansion if she loses; Then, it was his daughter who was working for someone else's house, and she didn't know what conflict she had with the boss while she was doing it, so she found a group of people to smash the store, and the result was two words - lose money!
Then, he also lost this and that, paid this and that, owed others a lot of debts, and some people asked him to pay back his favors every day?
In short, the uncle felt that he was really desperate, and specially came to invite Wang Dachuan, the "big Buddha", to go home to "eliminate the disaster".
Throughout the whole process, Wang Dachuan maintained a serious face, but his face twitched from time to time - he Nima held back his laughter and was about to hold back his internal injuries!