Chapter 462: Ahhhh Kavin Kavinka
ps:460 has been changed.,Now it's in code 461.,I'll leave this chapter until tomorrow to change it (cover your face and escape.)。 Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info addition...... Lin Yunyi children's shoes, do you say that the dragon set you want will roar with the ability of subhumans?
Sounds really reasonable, right? But......
"Anyway...... Sister Hanxue, does the uncanny valley theory really apply to me and Beizhai? ”
Shang Rafter's face was entangled, and he always felt that after a theory was applied to him, his own girls would change from ship girls or deep sea to terminators......
"Who told you that the uncanny valley theory can only be applied to humans and robots? It's just that the initial point of coming up with this theory is humans versus robots. ”
He Hanxue, who had an expression of "you kid is really an elm head", rolled the pages of information in his hand into a cylinder shape and knocked on the door of Shang Rafter's head, "The uncanny valley theory is also applicable in the contact between people. The feeling after getting acquainted will be lower than the initial one, and the uncanny valley theory curve is the inevitable curve that occurs when people come into contact with non-self objects. Therefore, the uncanny valley theory is not limited to humans and robots, and the subject of the theory should not be "robots", but "people". There is an ancient poem in China that can be perfectly explained - if life is only as first seen! ”
"Ahhh~ It turns out that my dear is just tired of playing with the total flagship? It's so ruthless~"
The madman, who had been on the sidelines, nodded knowingly, and directly divided the cause of the uncanny valley effect of a certain gentleman admiral into "liking the new and hating the old".
"Not really! Sansan, don't you see the wind and the rain, and when you hear these news, you have to judge yourself, do you understand what this means? If these things are completely out of nothing, if you help Sister Hanxue say it again, it means that you are also responsible, right? ”
Tired of playing? Love the new and hate the old? What are you kidding, we can play for a lifetime in the North House! Hiss~ I suddenly felt so much pain in my kidneys!
After imparting the necessary life experience to Kurumi, Shang Rafter turned around and asked He Hanxue, "Doctor He, how can this disease be treated?" Do we still have saved wood? ”
"You kid really want children so early? It's still wartime, is it really good to carry a bunch of small oil bottles? ”
didn't answer Shang Rafter's question, but He Hanxue **** his question about the child.
"Uh...... This ......"
For a while, Shang Rafter was speechless.
Yes, labor and management are still very young, is it necessary to worry about children? When the time comes, it will not be convenient to do some of the things they love to do with the North House......
When I thought that I was in a fierce night battle training with Beizhai or other girls, the little babies rubbed their eyes and walked into the room and asked, "Are Mom and Dad fighting?" Shang Rafter felt that it was really too early to have a child.
If marriage is the grave of love, then the child is the coffin board that completely buries love, right? With children, love becomes family affection, children or something is really troublesome, we should still learn from Brother Xun an unyielding will to get up even if it has been nailed to the coffin board!
Looking at a certain gentleman admiral who was inexplicably burning, He Hanxue asked with a smile: "Got it?" ”
Shang Rafter: "Uh-huh! ”
The captain of the gendarmerie who came to the door of the relatives had to be patient and watch out for the counselor slap the table, "Then what are you still doing here?" Waiting for me to prepare you a pork chop rice? Find your wife to kneel on the computer motherboard! ”
"Oh! Oh! Good! Good! ”
Because they don't want children, it doesn't matter if they can have children like normal human women, Shang Rafter's heart suddenly brightened, and he went back to find the North Mansion who was seeking comfort in Bismarck's arms and pouring out his feelings.
During this period, when passing by the square, Shang Rafter was also stopped by Atago, and inexplicably enjoyed the apology benefit of hitting people with a ball in the eyes of Hood in the face of class enemies, but Shang Rafter, who was in a hurry to find the North House, did not stop long.
"Huh? What about the people of the North House? ”
Running back to the office with a full face in the spring, Shang Rin found that he saw that his main palace lord was not in the office building.
"Hmm...... That's the time to look for a cat! ”
Thinking about it, every time Beizhai was unhappy, Shang Rafter would use the excuse of asking for comfort to eat tofu on the cat, and immediately ran to the dormitory building of the ship's mother.
"What do you want to do? Do you want to break into a girls' dormitory just after receiving medical treatment? ”
The daily task is to stand guard in front of the ship's dormitory building to prevent a certain gentleman admiral from entering and doing something inferior to the beast, Kazuko Kiritani, a member of the gendarmerie who is armed with a lightsaber and stops the rafter.
"Uh...... Miss Kiriko, I'm here to find the North House, can I be accommodating? Let's come out soon, five minutes, just five minutes! Please! ”
Facing the black-clothed sword girl who was blocking the gate with a vigilant face, Shang Rafter sincerely made a request. It's like a college boy begging the dormitory manager aunt in front of the women's dormitory building.
Kiriko pursed the corners of her lips, unmoved. Her and Shiina's only task here is to prevent the gentleman admiral in front of her from entering the dormitory building behind her to do some strange things, how can it be so easy to let the subject of warning in!
"Look over there."
Kiriko pointed to a wooden sign on the side of the road.
Shang Rafter turned his head to look, only to see that the wooden plaque that looked like it was newly made reads - "Fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-admiral!" ”
"Mr. Admiral, the captain said that once you cross the cordon, let me shoot you directly...... So, Mr. Admiral, hurry up and get your feet back......"
Shino, who was holding Black Kati 2 beside Kiriko, pointed to the new lacquer red thread on the ground that the rafters hadn't noticed.
Shang Rafter: "......"
While silently retracting his right foot, which had stepped on the line, Shang Rafter cordially greeted the captain of a certain gendarmerie himself in his heart.
Isn't it just that the noise is a little louder at night and disturbs your rest? Is it necessary to be so absolute? What a cautious woman, be careful that you can't marry in this life!
"Okay, if I don't go in, then you can help me call the North Mansion down, right?"
In fact, to be honest, he was really very generous to let Shang Rafter into the dormitory building. Why? Because since eating the North House, the eyes of the dean and the girls on the deep sea side look at him are the same kind of eyes of hunters looking at their prey......
Big Sister Harbor and Little North and the anti-aircraft perched and outlying island perchants who have just arrived not long are fine, but like the dean, wo sauce, and the fortress...... Ahem, and it's not just the girls on the deep sea side, there are also many girls in the ship's mother, who are eyeing each other, utopian, VV, Xiao Student, Xiangye, Lei Ma, Electric Sauce, Cat, Mrs., Gaga, Lion Queen, Firefly......
In short, the business rafters were afraid that they would not be able to get out if they went in vertically and horizontally. By the way, a certain mad gentleman admiral is already married to four schoolchildren of the six-wheel drive......
Open the Admiral's file and you can see-
Name: Shang Rafter/Mourning Rafter
Level: Lv74
Military rank: Lieutenant Colonel
Affiliation: Dawning Town Guard
Force: Doom Fleet
Skill:
Directive (lv25)
Oath (Lv50)
Resource:
Ammunition (8237)
Fuel Oil (99675)
Ingot (807941)
Aluminum sheet(79650)
Ship Girl Level:
Tirpitz (lv62)
Bismarck (lv59)
Fantasy (Lv58)
Firefly (Lv53)
Akatsuki (lv54)
Hibiki (lv59)
Thunder (Lv52)
Electricity (lv53)
Saratoga (Lv56)
Lexington (LV57)
Quincy (lv 52)
Veneto (lv54)
Island Wind (lv53)
Sukhbaatar (LV57)
Akashi (Lv51)
Lion (Lv53)
Kaohsiung(lv47)
Atago (Lv47)
Maya (Lv48)
Bird Sea (Lv 1)
Enterprise (lv50)
Akagi (Lv49)
Prestige (lv50)
Hood (Lv1)
Eugen (lv51)
Yat-sen (Lv49)
Essex (LV 52)
Deep-sea Grade:
Minato Perched (Lv55)
Northern Habitat (Lv52)
Null Mother (Lv53)
Battleship Suhime (Lv53)
Fortress Suhime (Lv49)
Island-dwelling Ghost (Lv47)
Anti-Aircraft Perch (Lv45)
Elf Level:
Kurumi Tokizaki (Lv50)
Artificial Angel Level:
Icarus [Queen of the Sky] (Lv79)
Ship's Friendship:
Tirpitz (MAX)
Bismarck (200)
Fantasy (200)
Firefly (92)
Dawn (102)
Hibiki(112)
Ray 109
Electricity(107)
Saratoga(121)
Lexington(142)
Quincy (71)
Veneto(125)
Island Wind(77)
Sukhbaatar 73
Akashi(95)
Lion (126)
Kaohsiung(58)
Atago(82)
Maya 54
Bird Sea (52)
Enterprise (69)
Akagi(65)
Prestige (58)
Hood(56)
Eugen (86)
Yat-sen (55)
Essex(53)
Deep Sea Friendship:
Harbor Habitat (132)
Northern Habitat (118)
Empty Mother Grade(150)
Battleship Suhime (146)
Fortress Suhime (200)
Island-dwelling Ghost(66)
Air Raid Perch(60)
Elf Opinion:
Kurumi Tokizaki (200)
Artificial Angel Opinion:
Icarus (200)
The friendship of the North House that has been eaten has become (max), and the opinion of the one that has not been eaten after 200 friendship is still displayed as (200). Also, remember the special effect of the Pledge skill at lv50? Let's click here to review it......
- Lv50: The Oath
You can sign a marriage contract with a target of 100 friendship, and a specific value of friendship will appear in the file. After reaching the full value of 200 opinion, you can officially get married. (The oath is a precondition for the lv75 skill)
Oath Special Effects:
1. The upper limit of the Pledge target's friendship has been increased to 200 (Friendship affects the Pledge's hits, evasions, and critical hits)
2. The repair time of the pledge target (limited to the ship mother and the deep sea) is reduced by 30%
3. Oath Target Sex +5
4. The pledge target (limited to the ship mother and the deep sea) reduces the daily consumption of resources by 15%
5. The upper limit of the target level of the pledge has been increased to 150 levels.
Ignore the others first, and focus on the third special effect, "Oath Target Sex +5......
Shang Rafter had complained about this unknown special effect before, but since he ate the North House, he knew what the hell this so-called Sex +5 was. Well...... This is the conclusion reached at the expense of overdrawing the Holy (Kidney) power. So the kind of eyes that everyone made him feel a little creepy......
"Mr. Admiral! Mr. Admiral! ”
"Ahh Yes? ”
Because his body was hollowed out by the **** queen of the north, a certain gentleman admiral, who was always inattentive in the past two days, was distracted again just now.
Turning off the Admiral's file, which he didn't know when he opened, Shang Rafter turned around and saw Yixian holding a beautiful dog, sneering and scratching his head: "It's Yixian." I'm sorry, I thought I was distracted just now. ”
Yixian preached with a straight face: "Mr. Admiral, please pay attention to your body." Do it with the general flagship adult...... Do that kind of thing with moderation too! ”
Why do you all think that I am pulling the **** of the North Mansion day and night! Woowoo...... I'm the victim!
Just like a man will definitely be put in prison to pick up soap if a woman snaps hard, but a woman will not be put in prison to grind the mirror, Shang Rafter once again felt the injustice of the world and the inequality between men and women at this moment.
"Huh?! Mr. Admiral, are you a child? Why do you cry when you say a few words! ”
Yixian looked at a certain gentleman who suddenly burst into tears, and the Admiral was a little overwhelmed.
"Woooooooooo......oo It's not my pot! I don't carry it! I don't carry it! Yixian, I'm wronged! It's more wronged than Dou E! ”
hugged Yixian's **** that could be played for a lifetime, and Shang Rafter shouted that it was a tearjerker.
However...... Kiriko and Shino have already seen through everything.
Shino pulled the corner of Tongzi's clothes and whispered: "Na~Na~ Tongzi, did you say that Mr. Admiral was taking advantage of Captain Yixian?" ”
“……”
Kiriko looked at the gentleman admiral on the ground who was holding Yixian's thighs and crying and screaming, and rubbing and rubbing for a long time, "I have never seen such a brazen person. ”
"Mr. Admiral, muddy!"
Yixian, who couldn't shake off the lump on his lap, was so ashamed that his face was red, "I'll take you in!" Let it go! I'll take you in! ”
"Good leg fairy! No problem leg fairy! Thank you Leg Fairy! ”
A certain gentleman admiral, who was still crying a little just now, reluctantly let go of his hand and showed a planned smile.
Glaring fiercely at a certain cheeky gentleman admiral, Yixian pulled the wrinkled cheongsam in the commotion, and waved at the speechless Kiriko and Shinai, "I'll take him in, I'll follow him all the way, you report to Hanxue and register." ”
"Understood, Captain Yat-sen."
Kiriko nodded in response.
And Shi Nai on the side asked a little worriedly: "Captain Yixian, is this really okay?" Why don't I go in with Kiriko? ”
Not...... I always feel that if Captain Yixian is alone, he will have the meaning of a sheep into the tiger's mouth......
Without waiting for Yixian to speak, a certain cheeky gentleman admiral preemptively replied: "No problem, no problem, let's find the north house and leave immediately." (To be continued.) )