"Look, landlord. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info。 What do you mean by 'a gourmand from a tire company, who usually eats tires'? This kind of logic loop is also too weird. ”

Zheng Koumao turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone on the "low-profile roller coaster" he was driving, read the brochure by the light, and then expressed his opinions from time to time.

Fang Wuwei and Shangguan Aolin sat next to Zheng Koumao with blank expressions, letting the breeze blow on their cheeks, just like dead salted fish, without any breath of life at all.

"Dr. Fang. Master Ben has long said that this place is boring. ”

Shangguan Aolin looked at the darkness in front of him with a blank expression. When entering the cave, the person sitting on the minecart could not see anything except the dwarf striking iron. Of course, now, you can still see Zheng Koumao's terrifying face under the light of the flashlight.

"Ahh Oh.. Mr. Zheng and Boss Shangguan, you are right. ”

Fang Wuwei was sandwiched between Zheng Koumao and Shangguan Aolin, just like a poached egg in the middle of a sandwich, the whole person was already disappointed in this minecart, even if it was a "low-profile version of the roller coaster", this was too low-matched. Not to mention the black pressure around him, he could only see a group of dwarfs, and the speed of the car alone was already very different from the minecart he imagined.

However, in front of such a cold atmosphere in the second row, the two passengers in the first row were so excited that they couldn't wait to fly into the sky.

"Wow wow wow ~ " This is Siloya's.

"Oh, roar, roar, roar ~ "This is Wu Meng's.

Two girls with girlish hearts sat in the first row, looking at the scenery in front of them, screaming wildly, obviously devoting themselves to the world of the amusement park.

Not to mention that Siloya has never been to such a magical amusement park, which is why she is so excited. Even Wu Meng is just a girl who loves to have fun after all. Whether it's going to the wilderness or creating a messy scientific device at home, it always feels like her first purpose is the word "fun".

"Wow, wow, wow~" Siloya closed her eyes and shouted, and even a trace of joy flowed from the corners of her eyes.

"Primitives One! Look! That dwarf is so funny! ”

[Hey, hey, hey. Wu Meng Xiaogongju, are you also short, okay? Fang Wuwei thought.

Wu Meng didn't care whether Fang Wuwei listened to her or not, and pointed to the dwarf passing by beside him and said. Then he pointed to another staff member who was repairing and shouted:

"Oh! Primitives One! The technology of your time can actually make such realistic characters! ”

[Didn't you say it was a staff?] Fang Wuwei thought again.

"Oh roar ~ It's fun ~ " Wu Meng shouted loudly again, duet with Siloya.

"Ugh."

Fang Wuwei, who was sitting in the back, sighed, took out his mobile phone and silently looked at the next stop. Although Wu Meng has been talking to herself, she has not replied, and her attention has been focused elsewhere. If you can't keep up with her train of thought at all, you might as well not speak.

Soon, in the eyes of Fang Wu and a few big men, half an hour had passed, and in the eyes of Wu Meng and Xi Luoya, the "dwarf minecart" that had only been for one minute was finally over.

A few people got off the amusement equipment and stood on the lawn for a while.

"Play again! Play again! Play again! ”

Wu Meng kept asking Fang Wuwei to take another ride, and Xiluoya was also full of yearning and looked at Fang Wuwei.

"You're not Teletubbies, the next one is more fun."

Fang Wuwei looked at his phone embarrassedly. The previous plan was to take these pit goods to play with the relatively young amusement facilities. Now it seems that in addition to Wu Meng really liking it, Zheng Koumao and Shangguan Aolin can't enjoy the fun at all. As for Siloya, it should be that as long as you enter the amusement park, you will be very happy no matter what you play.

And because Fang Wuwei decided that the first project was the "Dwarf Minecart", the position of several people was very awkward in the amusement park.

The Dream World Park, where the "Dwarf Minecart" is located, is located at the other end of the main entrance of the amusement park. In other words, Fang Wuwei took a few people directly through most of the amusement places, and walked directly to the farthest project, if he wanted to play something else, he had to go back to the old road no matter what.

Fang Wuwei glanced at Wu Meng embarrassedly. Although he didn't know what he had done wrong before, it made Wu Meng look unhappy. But when I got here, I was so happy to see Wu Meng, and sure enough, I still wanted to see Wu Meng's happy appearance.

"So be it!"

Fang Wuwei looked at the disco amusement park castle in the distance and pointed to the right side of the road.

"Let's go straight to Tomorrowland and play the Rapid Light Wheel."

[This low-profile version of the roller coaster is so happy to play, and the high-profile version of the roller coaster will definitely be happy. And men are always irresistible in their pursuit of excitement, so Shangguan Aolin and Zheng Koumao should also be able to enjoy a little fun in the amusement park, right? 】

Thinking so, Fang Wuwei once again led the guests towards the world of tomorrow.

It's just that Fang Wuwei didn't notice that a gloomy figure, hanging with a gloomy appearance, also looked gloomily at the amusement park map, and silently walked towards the Tomorrowland Park.

。。 【Split Division】.

(High-energy warning: urban text routines are messed in!!) ）

Tomorrowland. As soon as you arrive, you can see the four big characters of "Tomorrowland" hanging on the three-dimensional Nike + Adi logo. The silver-gray hue fills the eyes of a half-egg-like building. On that building, the huge dome made of plastic or glass made of I don't know what kind of plastic or glass made Fang Wuwei very worried that it would fall. And the destination of the landlord and tenants is also the "rapid light wheel" under this dome.

It's just that as soon as Fang Wuwei and his party arrived at the queuing area, they heard a burst of noisy sounds.

"Do you know who Lao Tzu is?! If Lao Tzu wants to charter a rapid light wheel, he has to charter a room for Lao Tzu! Do you understand! ”

A dragon set that looks like a dragon set and doesn't want to spend pen and ink to write at all has appeared!

That's right, the surname is Long Tao Er, because "Dragon Set 2" is too difficult to write, so just call him "Dragon Set 2". By the way, this is the younger brother of the "Dragon Set 1" that appeared before.

Since he is the younger brother of "Dragon Set 1", his face is barely black. It's the kind of all-black murderer in Detective Conan, plus the appearance of being thin and taking drugs. And it's "Dragon Set 2" anyway, so he doesn't have a backstory, just make up his brain.

"Do you know that the ticket in Lao Tzu's hand is a ticket issued by Club 33?! Lao Tzu is a member of Club 33!! ”

Dragon set 2 roared loudly, uneducated people, even if they are watched by so many people, they will still not be educated. But a cultured person, even if he is a person, is still extremely cultured.

"What! It's actually Club 33! ”

An unknown staff member screamed in surprise.

"What! It's actually Club 33! That club 33, which is listed as one of the top ten forbidden places in the mysterious and unknown world! ”

An unknown tourist shouted in surprise.

"What! It's actually Club 33! What is the origin of that faceless human who is so black that you can't see it! In 1967 Walter ? Disco felt he needed a special private place to entertain sponsors and some guests, so he made Club 33, which was unique to Disco, a reception point! Walter? After Disco's death, Disco decided to open Club 33 to only a select number of special members, and until June 2007, the list of applicants for membership had been in the queue for 14 years! This human is actually a member of Club 33! ”

An unknown passing wild dog barked. Then the translator in Zheng Koumao's hand translated it into Chinese.

"A dog knows this for Mao?!"

Fang Wuwei looked at the translator in Zheng Koumao's hand with a black line on his face, and then looked at Zheng Koumao with a painful look and complained:

"And Mr. Zheng, for Mao, you have to take this kind of thing out at this time."

"Because the Sprinkler family is happy."

Looking at the commotion between the crowd, if it continues like this, it is estimated that the idea of quickly sitting on the rapid light wheel will be frustrated. Fang Wuwei frowned and looked at Dragon Set 2, completely unable to understand why this kind of scum appeared among the rich, or rather, could it be that the rich always produced such scum?

Just when Fang Wuwei was a little helpless, a strange feeling suddenly came from behind Fang Wuwei.

"Humph!"

A crisp cold snort, mixed with disdain and disgust. That is with the natural dignity of the nobility, the natural pride of the aristocracy, can only send out the "hum! Sound.

Fang Wuwei was infected by the atmosphere and turned back in surprise. He wanted to see who was standing behind him and pretending to be like him, so that a man like him who was invincible to all poisons felt the breath of nobility.

I saw a strange hairstyle Kill Matt standing behind Fang Wuwei, spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, and shouted with a big grin:

"Let's go! The aristocratic family のλ retreat! 顪鍆 go to the 'dwarf λ mountain bike'! (The people of the noble family retreat!) Let's go play the 'Dwarf Roller Coaster'! ）”

Fang Wuwei's face was dark again, how could he feel the aura of killing Matt's nobleman? Could it be that the effort to pretend to be compared has really declined?

"That's not right!"

Fang Wuwei quickly reacted, this pure aristocratic atmosphere, this pure capitalist corruption stench! It's definitely not something that this group of people who killed the Matt family can exude!

Following the smell of money, I saw a handsome man with black hair and a big back combed with water, standing in the middle of the crowd. That arrogant aura, that incomparable domineering, reveals his unique identity all the time!

The slanted flying Ying Ting sword eyebrows!

Slender and contains sharp black eyes!

Thin and purse lips!

The slender and tall figure is not rough, like an eagle in the night. There was a faint smile in the corner of his mouth, as if the world was in his hands, and an aura of a domineering president instantly swept the audience.

"Humph! A man who dares to pretend to be more powerful with money in front of this young master! I haven't been born yet!! ”

Shangguan Aolin, wearing a blue suit that had been slightly old, stood in the crowd, looked at Long Tao 2 in the distance with contempt, and said with his middle finger towards Long Tao 2.

"I'm rubbing! It's you! ”

Fang Wu watched in pain as Shangguan Aolin kept changing his dress and posture, and complained loudly. I thought it was a domineering president, the super rich second generation, but it turned out that it was still the super negative second generation I knew.

"Boss Shangguan, why did you suddenly run so far? What should I do if I get lost when the time comes? Have you forgotten that you are still the rich second generation who was hunted down? And aren't you in a bad mood today? ”

Fang Wuwei hooked Shangguan Aolin's neck and pulled Shangguan Aolin back from the crowd.

It wouldn't be good if this invisible man ran around with the second generation. After all, Shangguan Aolin is in a super stealth state that can't even be found on the radio, what should I do if I accidentally run onto the road and have a car accident?

"Doctor Fang! Let go of Master Ben! Young Master Ben wants to pretend to compare! Young Master Ben wants to compare that black man who pretends to be compared! ”

Although Shangguan Aolin regained his domineering and handsome appearance in an instant, he was quickly suppressed by Fang Wu for this big comparison god, and kept waving his hands and feet in place to rush over and pretend to be a competition.

"Speaking of Shangguan Boss, you are all invisible now, and he can't pretend to be better than you in front of you, right? Shinichi endured and left. ”

Fang Wu looked at the entrance where the Dragon Set 2 was located in pain, where there was still chaos. It seems that this commotion really can't be solved for a while, so I can only find another place to play first.

"No! Dr. Fang! It's unbearable to kill! Let this young master pass! ”

Shangguan Aolin is like seeing the same kind in the past, and he must be superior to each other before he is willing to stop. Dog-eat-dog farce is also common in human society.

"Let's not say that it is a soldier who can be killed but not humiliated, and secondly, you are not a soldier."

Fang Wuwei ignored Shangguan Aolin's rebuttal and prepared to call a few people to go somewhere else to play first. However, just as Fang Wuwei was about to speak, Shangguan Aolin, who was held by Fang Wuwei, suddenly had a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Doctor Fang, wait a minute, Young Master Ben's mind has changed and he has a clever plan!"

“？”

Fang Wuwei glanced at Shangguan Aolin in his hand suspiciously, not knowing what Shangguan Aolin was going to do.

"Since Young Master Ben is now an invisible man, it seems that this comparison can't be pretended. However, there is Doctor Fang here, Doctor Fang, you can help Master Ben pretend to compare! ”

Shangguan Aolin was lying on the ground with a dead face, and his big back, which was originally combed with water, was also messy, and he said with a look of bamboo in his chest.

"Oh, that's the trick? It's wonderful, wonderful. Hey ~ Wu Meng, Mr. Zheng, Xiaoxi, let's go ~ Let's go to the recreation area that flies over the horizon. ”

Fang Wu didn't care about Shangguan Aolin, and dragged Shangguan Aolin to prepare to leave.

"Doctor Fang, wait! Wait! Listen to what Young Master Ben has to say! This clever plan can not only solve this riot, but also quickly line up, and can also crack down on this kind of rich and unkind second generation, the most important thing is to be able to pretend to be a big competition! It's a three-bird solution! ”

Fang Wuwei frowned, looked at Shangguan Aolin on the ground and said:

"It's a plan to kill four birds with one stone, right? But I really don't want to get in trouble anymore. Hey ~ Wu Meng, Mr. Zheng, Xiaoxi, let's go ~ "

When Fang Wuwei was completely preparing to leave, he suddenly heard a childish child's voice, and shouted vividly:

"Hominid One."

Wu Meng twisted and grabbed the corner of Wu Wei's clothes below, looking like a weak little girl.

"I just wanted to play that day."

I saw that Wu Meng's eyes were full of the girl's innocent tears, and her helpless face softened everyone's hearts. Her little fingers as delicate as a newborn lotus root, weakly pointing at the greenhouse of the rapid light wheel, Wu Wei said to the other party.

Fang Wuwei glanced at the giant dome in embarrassment, and then at the still noisy Dragon Set 2 in embarrassment, turned his head and whispered to Wu Meng:

"Wu Meng, you see that thing's ceiling is made of plastic, right? If you go to play, it's easy to fall off. It's dangerous to hit you. ”

"Primitives One! Are you a ten-year-old kid this day? ”

Accompanied by Wu Meng's little devil-like complaint, Wu Meng's calf-kicking stunt like a little devil was once again used on Fang Wuwei.

At this moment, it was not only Shangguan Aolin who was lying on the ground, but also Fang Wuwei who was holding his calves and howling.

"How's that? Doctor Fang, you listen to Young Master Ben, and you will be sure to kill four birds with one stone and ride that roller coaster perfectly. ”

Shangguan Aolin Chengzhu lay on the ground and looked at Fang Wuwei, his two eyes with the eyes of the eldest young master who did not take revenge and swore not to be the eldest young master, and he reluctantly read in Fang Wuwei's ears.

Fang Wuwei, who already had a loveless face, was lying on the ground holding his calves. In the sky that can be seen, except for the "concerned" faces of Zheng Koumao, Wu Meng and Xi Luoya, it is so blue and desirable. And the white clouds that drift slowly are like beautiful jade that is not polluted by the world, independent and does not hinder others from enjoying the freedom that ordinary people cannot understand.

[It's good to be a white cloud. You don't have to stay with these pit goods. 】

As soon as Fang Wuwei's thought came to him, the white cloud was instantly surrounded by a pile of white clouds, and it disappeared completely.

Fang Wuwei, who was looking for white clouds with a black line on his face, quickly shook his head and threw out the messy thoughts in his mind, stood up from the ground and said to Wu Meng.

"Wu Meng, if you want to go so much, just say it. Why pretend to be as pitiful as a little girl who has been trafficked? Makes me look like a bad uncle. ”

"Humph!"

Wu Meng shook his head standardly, and then said disdainfully:

"Primitive Man No. 1, how can the behavior of this genius be understood by a primitive person like you?!"

Fang Wu looked at Wu Meng with pain, and secretly thought in his heart that Wu Meng probably learned the trick from an unreliable book and used it on himself.

However, Wu Meng made such a fuss, and Fang Wuwei also had to seriously consider the feasibility of playing "Rapid Light Wheel". After all, Fang Wuwei didn't want to be kicked by Wu Meng twice again, and he didn't want to see Wu Meng again, with a lonely look in his indifferent eyes before.

"Boss Shangguan."

Fang Wuwei looked at Shangguan Aolin helplessly, and asked slowly:

"What did you just say about killing four birds with one stone? I'll talk about the ugly things first, if it's not reliable, I won't help you. ”

"Doctor Fang."

Shangguan Aolin said confidently:

"Young Master Ben has lived for twenty years, and he hasn't pretended to be forced in money! Listen to this young master. balabala。。 ”