The author of this article is Ziyuan

1. How to use this book

This was reigned in 1A7489 (?) One of the most egregious of the rare intellectually retarded, servile, and unruly creatures encountered in the universe over the course of its lifetime, it is archived here for the rulers of the universe to consult at any time in the event of the fall of such a last-class indigenous planet. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It seems too rash to use the word "stupid" to describe this kind of monkey.

Although, in the great (?) In 1A7489's long career, it is rare to encounter such a creature that is willing to internal friction and retreat - even after a short period of parasitism, the parasitic monkey (codename "Wu Xiaoyu") is still full of unrealistic fantasies, hoping that 1A7489 will find the next, well, suitable parasite.

But carbon-based monkeys are not absolutely simple, they have a wide range of curiosity and a complex hormonal composition. This fills their lives with all sorts of qualities that are illogical and unreasonable, but that satisfy 1A7489.

For example:

"The monkeys in the technical school are not good at learning, they are not good at creating, and they do not want to be good at learning and creating."

Not necessarily! In fact, if everything had happened according to the ideas of the carbon-based monkeys, the great achievement of 1A7489 would not have been possible (?). ）：

"The monkeys of the technical school will build spaceships that surpass carbon-based civilizations."

Why this strange contradiction?

This is because carbon-based monkeys are a bunch of people who don't want to understand. They blithely believe that knowledge is a kind of immutable knowledge, especially self-knowledge. Therefore, one of the 10,000 carbon-based monkeys may not understand their potential. This will cause great distress for all creatures who have first descended on the carbon-based monkey colony when parasitic access to memories.

In order to ensure the efficiency of the unified carbon-based monkey and protect its own life, it is recommended that all higher life beings read this manual.

Steps:

1.01 Before reading, chant "1A7489 adults are absolutely right, all incorrect are illusions" a hundred times!

1.02 Avoid circulating in public to avoid seducing the curiosity of other carbon-based monkeys and ensure the safety of your own life.

1.03 Please avoid arming yourself with rational words such as "How can I be parasitic", but be emotional!

1.04 Please take notes on key matters and store them in the depths of mental fluctuations to avoid forgetting.

1.05 Based on the profound servility of most carbon-based monkeys, it is recommended to purchase 1A7489 adult book "The Cage of Skyrim" to accompany reading.

2. Basic operations

□No matter what kind of creature you are, at this moment, you are not alone, not alone, the great 1A7489 blesses you from afar!

□In other words, whether you're satisfied or not, there's no chance you'll ever meet a creature that's better suited to possession than a carbon-based monkey.

□ unbelievable, you quickly regained your composure and thought about how to save yourself under the shock of such a tragic situation.

□ don't look at it, the creatures around you are enough to make you incomparably superior in intelligence and depressed in intellect.

□ fact, you're already prepared for it.

□ is obviously a creature with a small brain capacity, but he quickly accepted your existence.

□ don't know if he should be praised for his adaptability, or if he should continue to despise the coarse nerves of carbon-based creatures.

□ forget it, it's not a big deal anyway.

□ is still desperate to unearth even the slightest bit of useful information from the brains of carbon-based monkeys for quick recovery.

How could □ possible! Do you have when your IQ is over the great 1A7489?!

□ parasite's brain is not large enough to comprehend your supremacy.

□It's okay, as long as his physical body can comprehend it, I solemnly recommend "The Cage of Skyrim (Unabridged Version)" again.

□However, the parasites are too fragile and there are many repressive methods that are difficult to try.

□ what a pity.

□ honestly, although it's not a good material, it's still in the range that can be adjusted.

□But according to the gap between the goal and the reality, the use of mental power should be very, very economical.

□So, replenishing energy is a key point.

□ don't find it difficult to get this parasitic carbon-based monkey to succumb.

□ fact, according to the memories of carbon-based monkeys, there is no need to parasitize, and it only takes a penny to force the monkey to death who has won the title of "hero".

□ felt that the mental power was a bit wasted.

□ parasites are not ~ often not good at learning.

□ - when there is no threat.

□ forget about it, but if there is a "stop here" finish line, you can burst into a fighting spirit.

□ that kind of thing works?

□Moreover, he is very good at wishful thinking.

□ just "so-and-so" and "so-and-so" can get enough out of the great you and kick it away.

□ the speed of the carbon-based monkey's brain at this time is comparable to that of the most powerful large-scale computer in the Serna Alliance.

□ recommended to suppress for three hours, oh, avoid overdose so as not to collapse.

□ it can be seen that the "stress processing reflex nerve" of carbon-based monkeys is very weak.

□ and have no self-awareness of it, so they are embarrassed without realizing it.

□ quite belligerent.

□So, if you make up your mind, you must not let him make irresponsible remarks. It is necessary to form the concept of "master".

□ love to be complimented. If you don't want to believe that all you have is a complete "waste wood".

□ "Level 34 parasite? ”

When □ learns the truth, they will give up on themselves, self-exile and even self-harm.

□ so it is better to tell the truth after a certain period of transformation, since it has been parasitized, then the right to "die" belongs to the master.

□ don't know themselves at all, let alone their own kind.

□ will have unrealistic fantasies anytime and anywhere, especially in the "love qing action movie genre".

□ waste of energy must not be tolerated.

□ especially, the carbon-based monkeys become more and more tenacious the more they hit.

□In other words: very adaptable and unresponsive; No matter what the circumstances, you can survive smoothly.

□ However, he thinks he has hormonal fluctuations such as "loneliness", "boredom", and "longing for love", and strives to pursue the illusion called "happiness".

□But it seems that the above behavior can partially increase efficiency?

□ should conduct long-term observation to determine the extent of the punishment.

□ is a complete careerist.

Although □ thinks about the level of a BMW driving a car and smashing a car, and the beauty sleeping one by one - there are still beauties in the monkey?

□ this feature can be exploited.

□ have great curiosity among their kind, be cautious and do not touch things that you are not sure of.

□ had to constantly "invest" in parasites, from level 35 all the way up to ...... Level 20?

□ sounds stupid, but there's no way around it.

□ the quest for security and stability (hey, 1A7489, are you kidding?) ）。

□ because even carbon-based monkeys understand that "speed is not enough", anyway, we have the time and patience.

□ can't do what you think of on a whim, absolutely plan before acting, and avoid all unplanned actions.

□ simplest example: if you're going to launder money, start preparing before you get it.

□ actually you don't understand whether you are working so hard to destroy the parasite or to save him.

□It doesn't matter, the coming day will be long, and it will bring benefits.

□ repeatedly recommend "The Cage of Skyrim", which can be discounted when shopping online in Huaguoshan.

3. External Links

□ is very extreme in receiving people and things, either he is even clear about his measurements, or he is limited to the extent that he is "passerby A".

□ has already adjusted his memory ability, so he can't understand it.

□ like to follow the trend, get together to go to school, get together to fall in love, get together to fall out of love, get together to graduate, get together to get employed, and get together to be out of the crowd......

□ but always inexplicably seems to be half a beat slower, and there is a kind of bad mood of "if I can parasitize again".

□ sneered, how dare the parasite have the illusion of "if you can not be parasitized"?

□ brutal repression is better than gentle persuasion, and this is an unbreakable truth.

□ are not good at leading, suppressing, persuading, educating, seducing, cultivating, and instigating...... Similar.

□ is limited to the "past".

□ non-parasitic carbon-based monkeys, which can be divided into three categories:

1. It can be used immediately (refer to the male monkey codenamed Linde Baier);

2. After a certain period of teaching, it can be used (refer to the three monkeys codenamed Huangge, Pumpkin, and Dongzi);

3. It can be eliminated (refer to the box grabbing party).

□ accept this view needs to be accompanied by repression in order to guarantee the emotional stability of the parasite.

□ camouflage "politeness" is very effective.

□ "deep" understanding of "expertise" is also very effective.

□ because the vast majority of carbon-based monkeys value appearance more than substance.

□ should speak straightforwardly, look the other person in the eyes, directly overwhelm him with momentum, and abandon all roundabouts.

□ may cause unhappiness to the rest of the monkeys, though, does it matter?

□ sometimes have emotions, and no, most of the time, parasites have inefficient behaviors called "emotions".

□ direct repression is not necessarily the most effective method.

□ but sometimes it is tolerable for them to vent in moderation, after all, energy is precious.

□ raising the horizon can solve the problem of "yu wang" with a lot of parasites.

□ be able to see greasy pores, black markings, and countless parasites (sad lower creatures!). It is believed that monkeys can also restrain their physiological needs well.

□ if you still can't, according to the legend of the monkeys, you can mail order a pair of Zhang Xiaoquan scissors.

□ once and for all.

□Although "Sunflower Treasure Book" sounds low-level, the monkeys are aware that it is right to pursue a balance of strength and skill, although level 35 has neither strength nor skill.

□ found himself unwittingly reduced to a nanny.

□ train the parasite hard and look forward to (!) He gradually learned how to lead, suppress, persuade, educate, seduc, cultivate, and instigate...... Similar.

□It's a pity that there are still 108,000 miles away from the request.

□ always fail to understand that the most effective aids include only four aspects: requirements, timing, end warnings, and punishments.

□ are still leading, suppressing, admonishing, educating, seducing, cultivating, and instigating in a slow and inefficient way...... Similar.

□ calls this energy-wasting behavior "kindness".

□ it's not your energy that is lost anyway, just be able to meet your requirements, and the requirements for carbon-based organisms can't be too high.

□ unexpectedly found that there were still monkeys who were sincere about the parasite.

□But don't think that this can make you make an exception and be merciful and disrupt your regular life, yes, law is everything!

□ rules are for the parasites to follow.

□ there is a special monkey born more than 2,000 years ago who said: an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

□ it's right.

□ exception is between the owner and the parasite.

□ sometimes can't help but want to destroy all the monkeys around you who are pointing fingers and have infinite curiosity.

□ knew that he would be parasitic on Harmony.

□ doesn't make a difference, the monkeys actually divide themselves into hundreds of countries and religions in such a small land, and they can't unify resources at all.

□ knew that he had no emotions, but he still had the illusion of "irritability".

□ gratifyingly, there are many monkeys who belong to the type of "Zhi En Tu Bao", and according to the judgment of the parasite, they belong to the cornerstone of this society.

□ grace is also very simple, because "knowledge changes destiny", and you happen to have no shortage of it.

□ parasitic subconscious is a good teacher, and can feel the "happiness" of "controlling the fate of others".

□ found that the parasites were imperceptibly affecting the monkeys around them. Very good.

□ can't be a fat man by eating in one bite.

□ plan cannot be implemented at a faster pace, because the average monkey is willing and able to reach only a limited number of monkeys.

□ can just keep exercising, maybe by level 30 the parasite will be able to have enough influence.

□ found that the parasites began to ignore most of the monkeys, not because they hated them, but because they simply didn't like them.

What do □ say? In a positive sense, the parasite has evolved to do more good than harm to the owner.

4. Various settings

□ for the owner, like to plan, like to do things according to the plan, just seeing the word "plan" is very lovely!

□ but the parasite always couldn't accept it at first, and thought "it can't be done" based on his poor brain capacity!

□ "Resistance vs. Obedience Battle Begins", the win rate of "Obedience" is 100% so far! So, is it a win or a loss?

□ superstition Baidu, in the past.

□ blindly follow Google, learn to search for information beyond the Green Dam Niang, now.

□ Monkey found that there was no necessary connection between reading foreign language web pages and level 4, but there was no time to enjoy imported original soundtrack love qing action movies.

□ kind of want to remind parasites that acne, pigmentation, enlarged pores, and parasites are just as invisible under the camera.

□ always realize that the opportunity has slipped away before realizing that you have to run to catch up, to pass.

□ is being chased by time, now.

□ though, it's important for the monkeys that it's really hard to run all the time.

□1A7489 Friendly reminder: If you have time to think about it, it means that the suppression pressure is not enough.

□ pay attention to spaciousness, comfort, beauty, and everything that meets the requirements of carbon-based monkeys, but it is never cleaned up.

□ it's neat anyway, and even the footprints are on a line.

□ life and rest begin to be "set in stone", if you don't count the difference of persisting for a few more minutes to develop your potential.

□ you don't stay home, you just love home, just a hobby.

□ don't like to show up - "robbing a bank? "No, no, no.

□ so we should train spokespeople as much as possible, and those who can't speak and have low nerves are the best (such as Bai Jiaquan).

□ bookcase was clearly insufficient, and it looked as if it was specifically for show-offs—"I've read them all." "Liar, huh?"

□ didn't do it anyway so that carbon-based monkeys could understand what it takes to build a spaceship.

It takes 2 hours □ know which restaurant is "where", "why", and "how to make it better".

□But I don't know why the diet of carbon-based monkeys is not nutritional, and the gap in life span really can't be crossed.

□ like novels that are "concise and powerful", "have complex plots and twists" (especially interrogations), and are "far-reaching".

□1A7489 Adult's "Cage in the Sky" is definitely an epoch-making work, there is no doubt about it.

□ don't like to be late, whether it's yourself or someone else; But it's not too early, it's too much of a waste of time.

□So tomorrow's itinerary, from 1 to 10, is all arranged, the goal, the means of transportation, the food, the time, the place...... No one is missing.

No matter how long □ "sit upright", it's no problem.

□ because all the "sicknesses" of the "normal" carbon-based monkeys are moving away from the parasite. Including feelings.

□ tirelessly delved into all the "basics" -- the knowledge accumulated over the past million years on the Blue Star is indeed basic enough for space flight.

□ "waste sleep", but never "forget to eat".

□ always remember that it is important to accumulate energy. Be sure to refine and highlight and bold in your mind.

□If there's a pattern to follow, why not follow the pattern? Let's say: repression, repression, repression, repression......

□ it's hard to believe that there is something in this world that can't be done by itself - if there is, wouldn't it be better to erase it?

□ parasites begin to navigate with ease in any situation. "Cosmic Bla, Bla's ......", "Graphic Design Bla, Bla's ......" are available.

□ can't imagine how much effort a normal carbon-based monkey would have to put in to get to this extent.

□ found that parasites sometimes envy the humble and ordinary, busy, hard day of ordinary monkeys, even if they have everything, they have nothing.

□But from the moment of parasitism, as a carbon-based organism, some kind of decisive and essential change has already begun, right?

□ As a higher being, how long ago was the last time we had such "emotions"?

□ for now, at least, there's only one thing worth investing in: building spaceships.

5. Procedure

□ controlled the progress of the plan very well and handled it quite beautifully, making the parasite mistakenly think that he was "very talented".

□ when he does something incredibly stupid, he reflexively makes a lot of excuses for himself.

□ excuse can equal many things, but the error equals and only equals: repression, repression, repression, repression......

□ parasites have finally found joy in dull work, or rather, they have not noticed the joy of work at all.

□ collapsed due to misestimating the physical limits of the carbon-based monkey, "Omnipotent 1A7489 adults, let me go!" ”

How is □ possible? By reading The Cage in Skyrim combined with a lot of practice, your suppression skills are permanently upgraded by three levels.

□ instead of "quickly and tyrannically occupying the Blue Star", it is better to "slowly and steadily transform the Blue Star", the more stable the better!

□ know the joy and toil when approaching the goal step by step, the master shares the joy, the parasite shares the toil, perfect!

□ your plan has been met with countless exclamations: "I see! "Yes, there are often monkeys who sigh like that.

□ seems to be very generous on the surface, but in fact, he just can't deal with the other party.

□ to the point where you have to work with carbon-based monkeys, you really need to reflect on whether your interpersonal relationships are not good enough.

□ is very good at analysis and reasoning, and in 10,000 years of life, this seems to have become a hobby and instinct.

□ monkeys believe that "invention and creation" is more important than "analysis and combination", which is a misconception that has accumulated over a long period of time.

□ hope that the parasite's mistakes are as detailed as possible.

□ because I definitely don't want to give up easily.

□ small mistakes should also be thoroughly analyzed and deeply reflected.

□That's right, if the monkey's brain is really hard to remember, let his body remember it.

□ because by analyzing the past, you can predict the future, and all big failures are made up of small holes.

□ there is no need for the monkeys to know about this reason.

□ work hard silently, because it seems that the age has passed that will be inspired by the attention of others.

□ don't know if I should tell the parasite that with the current state of oppression, even if subconsciously inspired, it is unlikely to be more efficient.

□ difficult things to do are more sure of yourself, why do you need other monkeys to help you with simple things?

□But it's still going to take a lot of elite monkeys around—"If the magazine is willing to help a little, then your request isn't too difficult. ”

□ and will surely get the perfect answer: "It will be as you wish." ”

□ you gradually regain the feeling of being under no one, above 10,000 people.

□ don't kid yourself! At the moment, you're just a nurse at the Serna Union Nursery plus an early intellectual development teacher.

□ you decide to completely turn Bluestar into cosmic dust after completing your plan to return to the universe to annihilate this history.

Don't even think about □! The great 1A7489 adults are watching you from afar! Comeon！

□ was a little obsessed with the great civilizations of the Xia and Shang dynasties established by the monkeys, and as long as the problem of efficiency was solved, slavery was such a perfect system.

□ is a little obsessed with the Confucian "Heaven and Earth Monarch Teacher", as a subordinate, you should have the appearance of a subordinate, and as a junior, you should have the appearance of a junior.

□ left in the depths of the mental fluctuations for later use.

□ if the work is not completed, it is absolutely not allowed to do anything else; It is an iron rule to do everything in plan.

□ occasionally have the luxury of hoping that even if they don't stare at themselves, the parasite will be even "slightly" less lazy.

□" rules are created to be broken. "The monkey who dares to say this in front of you is still happier if he is not born.

□ complaining about this kind of thing, it's better not to let you hear it half a time.

□ tossed all the monkeys around with ease.

□In other words, you are saving this hopeless bunch of monkeys with supreme evil.

□ as time passed, the parasite sensed that the charm of the female monkey was fading away, although he was even less receptive to the male monkey.

□ you feel that the charm of Skyrim's Cage (with enhanced production tidbits) is growing day by day.

□ basically, to use the stupid language of a monkey, the feeling is called "love at first sight".

6. When encountering problems and failures

□ parasites are usually very obedient, but occasionally on the verge of collapse, coming every once in a while, punctual like "that".

□ "that" refers specifically to the stupid Cerna Alliance's commanders who have brains higher than worms.

□ carbon-based monkeys lose their precious quality of "sanity" when the psychological stress exceeds the tolerable range.

□ but confident that he can control the joys and sorrows of the parasite at the touch of a button.

□Press Suppression!

□ solved. I knew that resistance was ineffective, wouldn't it be good to accept it?

□ even if the parasite is no longer obedient, it will use cold, faint, quiet, and methodical ...... Words little by little.

□ Crackdown Masters don't need to be thunderous to make people creepy.

Therefore□ no matter how irritable the mood is, he can always teach the other party politely.

□ - Hurry up, don't let go of the parasite! Don't give the parasite any chance! Never forgive!

When □ typhoon is pressing, there will be a moment of calm in the eye of the storm.

□Parasite is definitely not just the unlucky guy who was swept away by the tail of the typhoon-"Parasite, watch your words, do you want to become that kind of low-level reptile?" ”

□ not. It's a bad temper, but it's hard to see when you're really mad.

□ basically, before I think about getting angry, the monkey who provoked me has already "banged" to pieces.

□ focus on replenishing energy, raw meat is the fountain of nutrition, and chocolate is the fountain of energy.

□ older people are always very concerned about their health, not to mention that your age is longer than the civilization of carbon-based monkeys.

□ because of himself, the parasite is in good health and does not even have mites (sad exclusivity).

□ it makes you vaguely look forward to the next time something goes wrong.

7. Memory

□ purely in terms of memory speed and clarity, the parasite's memory ability is equivalent to that of a monkey's most advanced computer.

□But unfortunately, finally recalling these experiences doesn't seem to help him condense the "survival wisdom" you expect.

□ have a very clear memory of "delicious" food.

□ wanted to be the best foodie, but before he knew it, he became the best chef.

□ the most tragic thing is that he has become the kind of person who "even if it is a maggot, as long as the master orders it, it will definitely eat it without changing its face".

□ even more aware of chocolate than female monkeys, but unfortunately they can't use this knowledge to make up girls.

□ fact, no matter what country the "love qing action movie" is, the probability of appearing in the mind of the parasite is getting closer and closer to zero.

□ Thus, even in private, parasites are becoming more and more in line with the "gentleman of righteousness" (?). This title.

□ second only to the best means of education, "repression", in fact, there is some kind of second-best means of education, called "leading by example".

□ babysitting behavior seems to have become an instinct.

□ you think to yourself that after all these days, no amount of stupidity can make your mental swings disordered.

□ at some point, though, you suddenly find yourself carefully reviewing your plans, every ten minutes.

□ there's nothing wrong with being careful, you comfort yourself.

□ don't like to use a notebook to jot things down one by one, because it's enough to use spirit waves.

□But when shopping, in order to help the shopping guide, a list will be made that will amaze the monkeys.

□ - Because the monkeys can't make what they really want!

□ didn't want to change the furnishings in the house, and I didn't want to clean it.

□In other words, hates change and is "lazy".

□ - limited to daily life.

□ paranoia about knowledge has surpassed the knowledge of any monkey who thinks he is "highly educated" - higher education! Ha!

□ remember, understand, practice, understand, and conserve energy if it weren't for the monkey's brain being too small......

□ reduce unnecessary expectations and also save energy permanently, the great, omnipotent 1A7489 solemnly tips.

□ unfortunately the parasite's sleep time can no longer be reduced.

When □ walks, he will always step on his footprints, if he has been there.

□ not deliberately, just habitually - just like becoming less and less concerned about what other monkeys think.

□ expected to become a "man on top", before.

□ became the "expectation" of many monkeys, now.

□ other words, the "source of chaos" among the monkeys - "The 'Archon' has reappeared!" ”。

□ after a long period of time together, you still find that you still have different points of view and do not communicate well at certain times.

□ in a word, you are right, or, parasites are wrong.

□ you feel that The Cage of Skyrim is becoming your Bible.

The author of this article is Ziyuan