Chapter 6 Shichen, Your Pot Is Here
"You say Wei Jun is a spy of the wolf clan? No way. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoIf he was a wolf spy, he wouldn't have come here to talk to us with just a shoddy dagger and an ancient repeater, and that's the only thing he could threaten us in that baggage. Slow Yang Yang glanced at the burden behind Wei Jun and said lightly.
"I. Grass! I knew that Jianyang Yang couldn't be so kind to help me carry my bag, and you really used some high-tech means to probe my baggage, right? Wei Jun glanced at them dissatisfiedly after listening to Slow Sheep's undisguised words. Hehe, how dare we have such a leisurely conversation with you here without checking your baggage, right? For Wei Jun's dissatisfied eyes, the slow sheep still replied to the other party with a smile.
"That's why I just pulled out a gun and pointed it at him and didn't shoot." Pleasant Goat said with a cold face. "Then tell us why you did it." Slow Sheep waved his hand to the crowd and motioned for everyone to continue to sit down and talk, it should be said that he motioned for Pleasant Goat and Wei Jun to sit down and talk.
Because from just now to now, except for the Pleasant Goat who stood up with a gun, as well as Wei Jun who was lying down by the Pleasant Goat and the boiling goat who came behind Wei Jun, everyone else sat in their seats with a calm face. The lazy sheep sheep was even worse, except for glancing at Wei Jun and the others, he didn't pay attention to what happened just now, he just ate snacks there by himself, and he didn't know if he was nervous or had confidence in the Pleasant Goat.
Wei Jun is very resentful of this, what about the confidant he said was good? Just now I swore to myself that I promised this and that, but now I see that I have an accident and I don't even say a word for myself, and I don't even bother to look at myself, I really believe that he regards himself as a confidant, and now I don't know if he is stupid or stupid.
Of course, Wei Jun just complained, he naturally knew that this kind of thing was impossible, who would have an accident in reality and not stand on the side of his good friend, but instead help a person who just praised himself a few words and had known him for less than half a day? I'm afraid there won't be such a thing.
The lazy sheep who was eating snacks seemed to feel Wei Jun's resentment, and suddenly stopped the movements in his hand, "Confidant, don't worry." As long as you prove that you are not an enemy of our sheep village, we will still be confidants, and of course my snacks will be half of your snacks. ”
"Damn!" Hearing this, Wei Jun couldn't help but be rude, and then sat down in his previous position helplessly. Now Wei Jun is looking at the current situation very seriously, if there is even such a little bit wrong in the future, he will directly use the law point to open the shield or escape from this world" Okay, now you can say it. It makes me angry why you suspected me of being a wolf spy just now, but if you really have any valid reasons, I can't possibly forgive you. ”
"Oh, thank you so much. Do you think I'm going to say that? Pleasant Goat looked at Wei Jun and suddenly sneered. Seeing this, Wei Jun was not nervous, because now this situation shows that the other party will not do anything with him, at least not until he is sure whether he is a wolf clan spy or not.
So now, Wei Jun knocked on the table rhythmically with one hand, and looked at Pleasant Goat very calmly, "I'm sure you'll apologize to me when you find out your mistake." Wei Jun's momentum is indeed very strong now, his face is also very cold, and his movements are even more chic, if he can wipe off the cold sweat that was scared before, it will be even more perfect.
"Okay, since you're not giving up, I'll give you an analysis." Pleasant Goat's expression became even colder after looking at Wei Jun's movements, "I guess you also understand that wolves eat sheep, this is nature, and it can never be changed, this nature has long been deeply engraved in their bones." Therefore, it is basically impossible for them to coexist peacefully with our sheep clan. ”
"Just because you can't do it doesn't mean..."
"But..."
Wei Jun just wanted to say something but was suddenly cut off by Pleasant Goat, Wei Jun shrugged his shoulders to Pleasant Goat a little depressed and motioned for him to continue.
"I just heard you say that your peace plan seems to require our cooperation to be completed, right? And I've observed your expression before, and it doesn't seem like it's that simple what you're asking us to agree to. This is combined with what I just said, wolves eat sheep, this is the nature of the bones, if you want peace between the sheep and the wolf clan, then you can only let them eat enough to have this possibility.
And the greedy personality of the wolf clan wants the wolf clan to coexist peacefully with our sheep clan, they will ask us to pay for something, I think you should be able to think of it, he is asking us to regularly exchange the lives and flesh of our people for the so-called false peace, am I right? Our esteemed guests! Pleasant Goat said, and at the end, the cold gaze and tone made Wei Jun's psychology a little hairy.
Nima! Is this still our sunny and cute protagonist? In the cartoon, although he is a little bit sober, he likes to be a little cooler, he pretends to be a little more forced, and he is a little nervous... But he is also a sunny, handsome, and upright sheep, which is why Wei Jun dared to come here to talk about business.
But now! What about the innocent and cute sheep family? What about the protagonist who said that he was righteous and kind? Look at what kind of sheep is sitting across from me, his fierce eyes make me want to run away!
"Smack, smack, smack. It's a pleasant goat, but after listening to what I said before, I can speculate my plan nine times out of ten. When Wei Jun said this, he found that all the sheep present looked at him differently, and he still felt a chill on his back, and cold sweat kept flowing out, at this time Wei Jun already knew that he couldn't wait any longer.
If he doesn't say something, then there are only two results waiting for him, one is to be executed on the spot by this group of sheep, and the other is to be forced by them to run away immediately, and then he has to have a bad relationship with the sheep village or even the sheep clan. Neither of these two results was what Wei Jun wanted to see, so he took direct action for this.
I saw Wei Jun slam the table with a 'bang' and shouted, "I said! ”
"Huh?"
It actually shows that Wei Jun wants to be horizontal, and the lambs will be more horizontal than him. I didn't see any movement from the other party, but Wei Jun felt that his back was even colder. So now he had to take back his original mentality, and his voice became soft, "I'll just say a few words, if you think I'm not right, even if I am shot and I am broken, I will not frown." ”
Real him. Damn aggrieved!
"Okay. I'd like to see what else you have to say. Pleasant Goat looked at Wei Jun with a sneer. I said you'd apologize to me later. Wei Jun is now simply breaking the jar and falling: "Lao Tzu is not hard, you really think Lao Tzu is a!" ”
"You were right before, I did want you to sell sheep in exchange for peace between your sheep and wolf clans, but I never said from beginning to end that it was the sheep of your world that were sold."
"You said you were going to sell the sheep of your world?" Pleasant Goat glanced at Wei Jun strangely, and continued: "Although those sheep are not from our world, they are also our own kind, is it really okay for you to sell them as items in front of us like this?" ”
"If you've ever seen the sheep of our world and thought of them as one of your kind, then I really don't have anything to say. By the way, I have a laptop in my baggage, which contains the materials and videos that I downloaded in advance, so I'm going to take it and show it to you. Saying that, Wei Jun was about to get up, but Boiling Sheep came to him one step ahead of him and blocked him.
"Okay, if you don't feel at ease, go get it yourself." Saying that, Wei Jun sat down again, picked up the teacup and drank the tea by himself. Boiling Goat glanced at Pleasant Goat and motioned for him to get the thing, Pleasant Goat nodded and walked towards Wei Jun's baggage, but when he was about to get close to the baggage, he suddenly stopped.
At this time, Pleasant Goat took out something that looked like a baton from his body, and he didn't know which button he pressed on the baton, only to see that the baton 'click, click, click' turned into a flexible mechanical arm, and Pleasant Goat saw the mechanical arm appear and immediately directed it into Wei Jun's baggage.
Seeing this, Wei Jun couldn't help but purse his mouth, "It's really careful." "We don't dare to joke with our lives, and we believe you won't, do we?" The Pleasant Goat continued his movements without looking back. I don't know how Pleasant Goat operated that mechanical arm, and when he couldn't see the situation inside the baggage at all, he was able to take out the laptop that Wei Jun put inside.
However, at this time, they were still uneasy and swept around Wei Jun's notebook with a scanner. "I said it's almost enough, give me back my computer, and I might not even be able to make it to dinner time if I continue to play." Wei Jun was speechless and said to Pleasant Goat.
"Take it. You can still talk to us in this tone, and this is the only thing that can give you that confidence, and I'd love to see how long you can be proud. After seeing that this computer was fine, Pleasant Goat put it in Wei Jun's hands with confidence.
"Rest assured, you'll see. But when you see your own kind, don't say I'm insulting you. Wei Jun turned it on directly when he took the computer, "Oh? I'm a little curious when you say that. "When the Pleasant Goat and Wei Jun were arguing, the other lambs and the Slow Goats had a very tacit understanding and did not participate in their fight.
"Well, that's it. Don't say I didn't make it clear, this is the sheep in our world, so you can take a look. After fiddling with it, Wei Jun directly pushed the teaching video of sheep breeding on the screen in front of the sheep, and the other lambs and slow sheep all came over, except for the boiling sheep standing behind him, the other sheep all looked at the screen with a curious face.
Seeing their appearance, Wei Jun couldn't help but sneer, "Look, look." I'd like to know if you'll think of the sheep on our planet as if they were your own kind and what kind of expressions you'd have. But it's not my fault, it's all the fault of the ministers, and it's all the fault of the world. ”