Chapter 63: A Tragedy Caused by a Donkey

Zhao Shaoxia watched the little Taoist priest play treasure, and watched it with relish, and forgot to move forward for a while. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The little Taoist priest straightened his clothes, raised his head with a painful face, and just saw Zhao Lan, who was sitting on a horse and looking at him lightly.

Dressed in white and white on a white horse, his long hair was not tied into a bun like today's men, but he was very forced to drape it down, his eyes were like stars, his lips were red and his teeth were white, although the avenue was full of smoke and dust, someone was spotless, and he was so against the sky, and he looked like a famous man.

"Little white face, do you see your Taoist master making a fool? Which family are you a disciple in Yangzhou City, haven't you said that walking in the rivers and lakes is the first not to look at the second and not to talk nonsense? "The little Taoist priest of the Pure Yang Palace encountered unlucky things in a row today, and he was angry, and said to Zhao Lan angrily.

Zhao Lan didn't know him either, turned over and dismounted, stepped forward, and smiled slightly: "This junior brother is invited, Zhao Lan in Xia Qixiufang, dare to ask the senior brother's name?" ”

The Taoist priests of Chunyang Palace do not have the habit of using the Taoist name uniformly, and they all use common names, so it is not wrong for Zhao Lan to ask him for his name.

"What do you say? Are you from Seven Show Place? The little Taoist priest looked at Zhao Lan carefully, this thing is dressed in men's clothes, he is still young, but he is extremely handsome, is it? Possible?

Zhao Lan ...... Masters? "Qixiufang is full of girls, and it is normal for Taoist priests to be suspicious.

"No, I'm a man." Zhao Lan immediately solemnly declared.

"Hahahaha, I know, I know, poor Li Li, I have seen Senior Brother Zhao Lan." Li Li's little Taoist said with an embarrassed smile, if it is in the game, there should be a few special effects of question marks on the top of this product.

So, what the hell do you know?

Seeing Li Li's suspicious expression, Zhao Lan was also very helpless. This body has not yet developed, so there is no period of voice change, and even the so-called taboo of men dressing up as women - the Adam's apple is still wooden, and according to the light brain, I don't know how long this period will be, I don't know......

You can't take off your pants to prove it to him.

"Senior Brother Li, where are you going?" is also a disciple of the Great Gate Sect, so he naturally let down his vigilance, and the conversation and questioning are more casual.

"The Famous Sword Conference is held in the Tibetan Sword Villa, and now the young disciples of all the major sects are going to Qiantang Mansion, doesn't Senior Brother Zhao know?" The little Taoist priest replied as he looked to the side of the road.

A black donkey without a trace of stray hair is smiling under the tree, and then, crackling~~, stinking......

I have been messing with the young ladies of Qixiufang for so long, although I haven't become feminine, but some of the little habits that girls often have, that is close to Zhu Zhechi.

For example, as long as conditions permit, Zhao Shaoxia has to bathe every day, and now, he showed a very disgusted expression, hid his face and retreated.

Friends who have gone to college know that under the bed in the men's dormitory, you can go straight to another dimension, and you can meet happily under the bed with basketball shoes, football boots and all kinds of stinky socks.

A coat on the body can be worn on the front for a month, turned over and worn on the reverse side for another month, and then in this month, the front rubs against the underwear and becomes clean again, and the third can be turned over and continued to wear......

But I heard that some of the girls' dormitories are also ruined, cough cough, don't talk about it, let the students keep some good imagination~!

Little Taoist Li glanced at Zhao Lan meaningfully, then squatted down, and chattered to the donkey with a bitter face: "Little black, little black, you are also the king of donkeys who travel thousands of miles a day and eight hundred at night, I can't imagine that the donkey has lost its front hooves outside Yangzhou City, do I want the black-haired person to send the black donkey?" ”

The little black donkey has been stretched to four hooves soft, a donkey face full of joy, big eyes flickering, as if the master of the steep wall has long been accustomed to, continue to maintain a honey smile.

Zhao Lan has prepared a lot of medicines in his personal space, such as cold medicine, anti-inflammatory drugs, stomach medicine, cough syrup, band-aids, bone pain patches and the famous Yunnan Baiyao.

It's a pity that the wood is used for animals, could it be that the dead donkey should be a live donkey doctor, and the little black donkey will be eaten with a sticker and a laxative stop?

Just as he was hesitating, a little beggar with a big gourd on his back jumped up and down on the official road, a teenage and a half-old child, with red hair and deep eyes, holding a dogtail grass in his mouth, and said to Li Li proudly: "Stupid sheep, didn't you say that your little black donkey runs faster than me?" How is it now, can you still run? Hahahahaha! ”

The little Taoist priest jumped three feet high, pointed at the little beggar and shouted: "Guo Yu, it turned out that you did a good thing, I fought with you!" ”

Li Li is actually a half-grown child, fourteen or fifteen years old, this goods abandoned the good brother of the black donkey, so he rushed up, the two of them twisted together, the Taoist priest didn't use a sword, the beggar didn't box, the two were like naughty boys fighting, there was no discipline at all, and they couldn't bear to look at it directly.

, the faces of the Pure Yang Palace and the beggars have made you lose your face.

The little Taoist grabbed Guo Yu's chest with his left hand, and with his right hand, he used the Sword Pure Peerless Three-Ring Moon, and punched the little beggar in the eye twice in a row, and Guo Yu suddenly became rolling.

The little beggar immediately used the dragon palm method to return the color, and used his head to make the "flying dragon in the sky" on the crotch of Li Li's pants, Li Li "whoop~" suddenly rolled around on the ground, but did not forget a trick of the rabbit kicking the eagle to kick the little beggar to the ground and lean over and keep spitting bitter water.

Finally, the two of them still know how to measure, and they don't use real kung fu.

Zhao Lan, who couldn't stand it anymore, stepped forward and rewarded a chestnut chisel, separated the two, and then transported the Yunshang Heart Sutra to help the two and two treat their injuries.

Guo Yu rubbed the chest of his middle leg curiously. Qixiufang Yunshang Heart Sutra and Miaojiang Five Poisons Sect Mending Heavenly Formula, Wanhua Valley Lijing Yidao, and Changgemen know each other's sword intent and are known as the four major methods of healing sadness in the world, this effect is of course leveraged.

OVER THERE, LI LI, THE LITTLE Taoist priest of the pure yang palace, also resurrected from the original place of the "egg pain" debuff, and the two of them glared angrily.

Zhao Lan said with a headache: "What the hell is going on, tell me well now!" ”

Li Li flicked his long sleeves, the pure yang Taoist robe was originally blue and white, wide robe and wide sleeves, and the Taoist elders wore their own style of fairy wind and bones, but unfortunately now it is a mud monkey who does this action, and it seems that he is also learning from the elders of the sect, and he has not yet spoken, and the little beggar over there laughed out loud.

Li Li was furious: "You, you stinky beggar, actually poisoned my little black donkey, Senior Brother Zhao, you give me a comment!" ”

"What kind of poisoning, I just added some croton to your donkey feed, don't you boast that your donkey is a god donkey? It's much more powerful than our beggars. I thought, since it is a god donkey, the average donkey eats the croton that has diarrhea, and your donkey will definitely be able to eat it as a meal, who knows that your donkey is so watery! ”

Guo Yu crossed his arms, turned his face sideways, and said with disgust.

Now it's clear, the little Taoist offended the little beggar, and the little beggar is not a fuel-efficient lamp, this is really a chicken feather.

"Okay, okay, the Pure Yang Beggars Gang has always been in the same spirit, and they are all battles of will, so don't make trouble." There is no way, since he has met him, Zhao Shaoxia has no choice but to be a peacemaker.

Feeding the black donkey and eating Coptis water, seeing that the donkey classmate was about to crash, fortunately it was not too far from Jinshui Town, Zhao Lan, the head snake, found a farmer and pulled the "god donkey" with an ox cart, and the three of them stayed in Jinshui Town.