Chapter 449: Three Eight Twenty-Three
The battle between the Tiger Shark and the Tyrannosaurus ended with the victory of the Tyrannosaurus.
Meng Baixiang appeared by their side for the first time, and she ignored the tiger shark and threw herself into the arms of the tyrannosaurus. The tiger shark took off its armor and became Luo Lan, pacing slowly in the direction of home without looking back.
There are still wives and children waiting for him at home, and they will leave the imperial city after dinner.
The dragon pushed Meng Baixiang away, which made Meng Baixiang very incomprehensible.
"Why? Didn't the captain go through a life-and-death duel with the tiger shark for me? It's for me! Isn't it? You like me. "Meng Baixiang likes the strong, she likes the tiger shark, and she loves the tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus and Dream Baixiang tell a story.
There is a story in ancient times: a man who bought cloth quarreled with a cloth seller and said, "Three eight twenty-three, why do you charge me twenty-four dollars?" Yan Hui stepped forward to persuade him, saying that the cloth buyer was wrong. The man was not convinced, and pulled Yan Hui back to Confucius to comment, and said that if he was wrong, he would lose his head to Yan Hui, and if Yan Hui lost, he would give him the hat. Confucius said to Yan Hui: "Hey, thirty-eight is twenty-three!" The man proudly took Yan Hui's hat away. Yan Hui was puzzled, and Confucius said: "If you say you lose, you only lose a hat, and if you say he loses, it is a human life!" ”
"If I had been there, I would have agreed to three hundred and eighty twenty-three." Baron said.
"Captain Baron, you are so benevolent, just like Sage Kong." Dream Passion praised him.
"No, I'm just thinking that a self-righteous person like him should make him ugly for the rest of his life. I want him to feel that he is right and contradict the whole world, and I want him to be ridiculed for his mistakes. I don't want his hat, I don't want his life, I just want him to live rather than die. Baron said.
He said to Meng Baixiang: "I'll tell you another love story." In this story, there is a woman and a man. ”
The woman said, "Man, you coward, let's break up!"
The woman said: Look at others, Captain Tiger Shark and Captain Barnosaurus are so brave and powerful, and they can do everything from heaven to earth. Just today, I almost died, you know? I almost died! Luckily, Captain Baron saved me and got me out of that disgusting mouth......
The woman said, "Oh, how do you know?" You've been hiding for a long time, you've been going on with your desertion for a long time! At that time, I didn't know where you were hiding, and I was shivering. Every time, I can't find you when I go out on a mission, and I don't take my usual work seriously, so I'm idle everywhere. You don't have any noble people behind you, why don't you work so hard? ”
The woman said: When we first joined the Praetorian Guard, we said that we would climb to a higher position than others by our own efforts, have you forgotten? I'm ready to become an A-level ability, but what about you? Loser.
The woman said, "So be it, we're done...... I can only silently say that at the beginning, it was actually just out of curiosity, so I fell in love. Later, I thought you liked me very much, I thought that as long as this is the case, after a long time, I will like you, but now I find that I really can't like it. Moreover, you don't like me much, didn't you also say that you still have fantasies about other women when you first went to start a relationship? So I don't have to. Also, I don't have a man I like right now, so it's definitely not because of other men.
After the man and the woman are separated, the man goes to the woman again.
The woman said, "Is there anything wrong?"
The man said, "Woman, I have come to you." I know I didn't do well enough in the past, and I'm going to change...... Can you forgive me?
The woman said, "Oh no, I've made it clear to you, we're done." If nothing happens, I'll go. By the way, if you have any business in the Praetorian Guard in the future, you can go to the office to find me when I am on duty, or you can call my office. But if it's something personal, don't look for me. ”
A man said to men: Man, don't think too cheaply of yourself. If you like that woman, you go after her, and if you are dumped, you chase her again! If she refuses, you kill her. That way, you'll fall in love with another woman.
The man said: Don't go! If you dare to go, I'll shoot, I'll kill you and then kill myself, I'm going to die with you, I'm going to die with you. ”
The woman said, "Then shoot and shoot here, it's not your thing anymore." I'm already with Captain Luo Lan, and we'll be happy. For the sake of the time we used to be together, I hope you can ...... Bless us.
The man said: I don't care, I love you! You have to love me too, or I'm going to shoot.
The woman said, "I don't love you."
It was the turn of the woman to point the gun at the man.
The woman said: Say you love me, if you dare to say it, I will dare to shoot. Perhaps, if you die at my hands, I will remember you for the rest of my life.
The woman said: Have you given up? ”
The man said: I love you!
The woman fired, and the bullet grazed the man's throat, and the scorching air currents made the man's throat ache and he couldn't speak. The instinctive dodge of the body allowed the man to dodge the bullets that were close at hand. He sat on the ground and became a defeated dog again.
The woman said: Pay attention to the tone and content of your speech to your superiors in the future. The pistol is given back to you, and if you are not happy, you can shoot me, but I cannot guarantee your life.
A woman is the best of B-level abilities, how can a man with a C-level ability who is not as good as her threaten her with a broken pistol?
The woman said: I like men like Captain Tyrannosaurus Tiger Shark, who have power and money, and their power can bring me a sense of security. And not you deserter...... I'm willing to be a junior in order to be with them, and you, hum. By the way, your bed skills are pretty good, and that's your only good thing. Good bye!
The woman said, "You're a lost dog!"
When Meng Baixiang heard this, he was already kneeling on the ground, crying silently. She had no strength in her legs, and she looked up at the Tyrannosaurus.
The last thing she wanted was happening.
The Tyrannosaurus took off his mask, the Tyrannosaurus took off the golden-eared rabbit mask that represented his identity, and the man Dream Hundred Spices loved the most took off his mask. He showed his true face, Meng Baixiang has always wanted to know what Tyrannosaurus looks like, but today he is unwilling.
Meng Baixiang begged with a wailing voice: "Don't, I beg you, don't take it off." ”
It's all late.
Yu Tianliu squatted down and looked at Meng Baixiang's face.
"When others like you very much, it's better for you to be more obvious and don't treat your sincerity as a spare tire. Otherwise, after someone has loved you vigorously, even your friends around you don't know someone's relationship with you. When you are separated, and years later you talk about it, someone will be laughed at for wanting to eat swan meat. ”
"How much it hurts!" Yu Tianliu covered his heart,
"You once held hands with me and hugged and kissed, and in the end, the first love you claimed was not me."
"I've always been just a toad, and you've always been a good girl."