Sixty-fifth anti-robbery

"Big brother, it's nothing, it's just that when I came out of the house, I secretly took some pounds or something. Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info I heard my dad say that the pound is worth more than the dollar, so I took some out. ”

When the cap heard that there were pounds, it was even more energetic. This beauty in my heart, "Forehead God, pound, great, today is really my lucky day, I will worship God when I go back, it is really good luck, and the city wall can't stop it." Little brother, you are really my lucky star. ”

The vicious expression on his face swept away, and in an instant, it was like spring returning to the earth, and the smile on his face was full of flowers, "Little brother, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, brother, I have professional ethics, I want money and don't want life." Don't worry, as long as you hand over all your money, brother, I won't be embarrassed for you. Now you give me the same money, hurry up, don't be careful. To tell you the truth, it's so far from the side of the road that no one will come. I will take out all the money you give to Lao Tzu honestly, otherwise Lao Tzu will bleed you so that you know why the flowers are so red? ”

When he said the last sentence, the spring on the face of the cap turned into winter in an instant. Wang Yonghuan was puzzled, "The expression of this product has changed too quickly, and it has caught up with the change of face in Sichuan opera." Yes, this guy's cultural level is not good, he can only talk about why the flowers are so red, and there is no novel language at all. ”

"But this guy is so arrogant now, it seems that the king of heaven is the boss, and he is the second. Think about it, which robber is not moved to see so much money, and I behave so well, not arrogant is called a strange thing? ”

Looking at the arrogance of the cap, Wang Yonghuan seemed to be watching a burlesque. But I have to continue to cooperate with the next act, after all, it hasn't reached the high @ tide yet. Now Wang Yonghuan himself is not only an actor, but also a director, and is directing and acting in a robbery tragicomedy.

"Okay, okay, big brother, you can do whatever you want, I'll take out all the money for you now."

As he spoke, Wang Yonghuan put his schoolbag on the ground, and reached in to take out the dollar.

Suddenly, I heard a soft cry from the cap, "Wait, wait a minute." ”

When Wang Yonghuan heard him say wait a minute, he was shocked, "What? What do caps see? It's broken, do you want to do it now? But now he's ready? What to do? What to do? ”

When Wang Yonghuan was thinking about whether to do it immediately, he only heard the cap say slowly: "Little brother, you have to pull it out the same way, let me see your hands, don't take them out together, don't play tricks." ”

Hearing this strange request of the cap, Wang Yonghuan also pondered in his heart, "Take it out the same way, what kind of logic is this?" Is he going to enjoy the whole process of robbery? I've heard that there are some extremely unusual robbers in foreign countries, with all kinds of strange robbery habits. Tell me to take it out the same way, okay, that's what I'm trying to do. ”

Wang Yonghuan "trembled" and slowly took out a dollar with a denomination of 100 yuan. With the revelation of the 100-dollar bill, the cap has become more energetic. "Yes, yes, that's it, put this one on the ground first, and then take out the second one. Remember, move slowly, don't try to play tricks, I know you, my knife doesn't know you, if you accidentally scratch you, then don't blame me. ”

"Damn, looking at the arrogance of the goods, I have promoted myself from the eldest brother to the uncle, okay, I'll go to your uncle!" Wang Yonghuan also thought viciously in his heart.

Wang Yonghuan reached back into his schoolbag again, this time he grabbed a handful of sand with his hand, then grabbed the second 100-yuan dollar with his fingers, slowly pulled it out, and slowly put it on the ground under the eyes of the cap.

The cap looked at it, wow, there was another hundred-dollar bill, which made him happy, and his eyes were about to squint.

"Okay, that's it, come, obediently, put the money on the ground." As he spoke, his head leaned over.

Wang Yonghuan saw that the opportunity had come, and the opportunity could not be lost. said that it was too late, that was fast, his right hand shook and raised, and with a "bang" sound, the sand in his hand was like a bursting shotshot, slamming into the face of the cap. At the same time as raising his hand, the I Ching turned wildly, and kicked the **** of the cap with all his strength with his right foot.

At this time, Wang Yonghuan didn't know if his strength could defeat the other party, so for the sake of insurance, he directly crossed the level and used the high-level skill of the Shangdui Xun Realm, so that his strength was doubled on the original basis within a minute. In other words, at this time, Wang Yonghuan's all-out attack strength had already reached the level of the Yellow Section's advanced level.

As soon as the cap bowed his head, the black whirring sand came to him, and before his eyes could be closed, the sand "boomed" and all stuck on his eyes.

The cap's reaction was quite quick, and he knew that it was not good as soon as it was dark in front of him, and the knife in his hand swung forward without thinking about it. But before the knife reached the radius of the attack, Wang Yonghuan's right foot carried hundreds of kilograms of strength and kicked directly into his **** ball.

I only heard a loud "bang", and then I heard a "stab" sound, like the sound of glass shattering to the ground.

Wang Yonghuan's mind flashed instantly, "?, I bought Ga, something happened, and the ball was broken." To be honest, Wang Yonghuan has a feeling of tooth sourness.

Yes, a new eunuch was born in New China.

Although Wang Yonghuan had a fluttering imagination in his mind, this kid's movements did not stop at all. As soon as the right foot fell, the left foot rose again, and it was directly kicked against the chin of the cap.

Because Wang Yonghuan knew that as long as he kicked the chin off the cap, he would not be able to make a sound. This bad boy is also afraid that the cap will be beaten and shout for help, so if he recruits the police or something, although he can evaluate a good citizen award, but "the rhizome is implicated in the same kind", and all the dollars, pounds, and Huaxia coins he seized will have to be handed over.

Money and good citizens are compared, everyone thinks about it, which one will you choose?

Wang Yonghuan, a bad boy, no matter how great the choice of others is, he naturally chooses "the rhizome is implicated in the same kind" -- money.

Of course, it would be best if there was money and good citizens. But at this time, you can't have both fish and bear's paws, so this kid has to endure the "pain" of choosing money.

The inner thoughts fluttered like lightning, but the movements on the feet were not much slower than the thoughts, and with a "quack", the chin of the cap was kicked off as he wished, and he could not utter any shouts.