Chapter 18: What is Xiang?

"Use all the magic weapons, let me turn them all into scrap metal at once. Lu Dongbin said arrogantly.

Lu Dongbin does have arrogant capital, and dealing with Yi Xian, an earth immortal-level immortal, is a matter of minutes.

When Yi Xian and the others heard this, they were all so angry that their eyes were on fire, but they didn't dare to say anything. Because the ability that Lu Dongbin showed just now made them all dumbfounded, and they were not at the same level as them at all.

"This immortal friend, can you turn around and let us see the true face of your Lushan. Yi Xian was unwilling, but he dared to be angry and did not dare to speak.

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, Yi Xian wants to remember Lu Dongbin's appearance, and maybe he will have the opportunity to get this field back in the future.

Lu Dongbin took out a wine gourd and drank a sip of wine, and said casually: "I'm afraid that you will frighten you when you see my face." ”

This forced pretend, Shao Yitian wanted to give him thirty-three likes.

"Please also ask the fairy friend to turn around and see. Yi Xian was unwilling, he was beaten, he didn't even see his appearance, how embarrassing it was to say it.

"Alas!" Lu Dongbin sighed and shook his head and said, "Why do so many stupid forks not believe my brother's words." Alas, brother is already a legend, so don't be obsessed with brother. ”

After speaking, Lu Dongbin slowly turned his body around.

"Lu Zhenren!"

After Yi Xian and the others saw Lu Dongbin's true face of Lushan, their eyes were about to fall. It's okay now, if you provoke this great god, you will probably be beaten by numbness.

"Brother has not been in the rivers and lakes for many years, but now it seems that the rumors of my brother in the rivers and lakes have been broken. Lu Dongbin said coquettishly.

Shao Yitian had a chill, don't think that you have learned a few words from me on the Internet, and you are blind **** here.

"Lu Zhenren, there are many offenses to today's events, and I apologize to you here. "One of the earth immortals made an apology again and again.

Come to joke, just these people, it's okay to bully low-level immortals, but when they meet a great god like Lu Dongbin, they only hate their parents for having two legs.

Lu Dongbin dealt with them as easily as crushing an ant, and it was not a grade at all.

Now, these earth immortals who came to cheer all hated Yi Xian to death, and scolded Yi Xian's ancestors for eighteen generations in their hearts. If it weren't for Yi Xian, he wouldn't have provoked the great god Lu Dongbin.

At this moment, Yi Xian was also frightened and panicked, although he Yi Xian had a little bit of power in Heavenly Court, but with his little power, as long as Lu Dongbin moved his fingers, he would immediately be devastated.

"Son!" Yi Xian slapped Yi Feiyang hard, and he was ruthless enough, and a few teeth were knocked out.

Shao Yitian on the side felt pain when he saw it, let alone Yi Feiyang. Yi Feiyang was directly beaten into a pig's face by Yi Xian, and he couldn't speak clearly.

"Why don't you hurry up and kneel down to apologize to Lu Zhenren!" Yi Xianqing's muscles were exposed, and he yelled angrily at Yi Feiyang.

Yi Feiyang also knew that he had caused a monstrous disaster today, so he honestly knelt in front of Lu Dongbin and apologized to Lu Dongbin inarticulately.

Lu Dongbin hurriedly shook his hand and said: "I can't afford your gift, just now you said that you would beat me into a disability, which scared my little heart and scared the baby to death." ”

Shao Yitian was once again cold, Brother Bin, you are a lot older, can you not be cute?

"Lu Zhenren, the son of a sinister is young and ignorant, he has offended you, and please spare him this time regardless of the villain, and when I go home, I will definitely discipline him strictly!" Although Yi Xian was angry that Yi Feiyang caused such a big disaster, after all, he was his own son, not the seed of the old king next door, so he was afraid that if Lu Dongbin became angry, his son would become disabled, and this life would be ruined.

"It's your business to discipline your son, and you can discipline as much as you like when you get home. Now, I just want to fulfill my promise and don't let others know that I'm a person who doesn't count his words. ”

Lu Dongbin didn't give Yi Xian any face, and after finishing speaking, he asked those cheering earth immortals, "Did you say that?"

Those earth immortals hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes." ”

Lu Dongbin pointed to the earth immortals who were cheering and said, "You see, they all agree with what I just said. So, I can't help it, I can't break my trust with others. You're right?"

As the so-called Dead and Poor Dao Immortal Dao Friends, these cheering earth immortals thought that as long as they were safe, it didn't matter if your Yi Xian's son was disabled or not, it had nothing to do with us.

"Yes, yes, Lu Zhenren is right. The cheering earth immortals nodded in unison.

Seeing this scene, Yi Xian was completely desperate, knowing that his son would not escape today.

It's easy to show hatred, hate these immortals, take a bite of brothers and brothers on weekdays, and when it comes to a critical moment, turning your face is faster than turning a book.

"Alright, it's time for punishment. After Lu Dongbin finished speaking, with a wave of his sleeve, a white qi flew directly towards Yi Feiyang's legs.

Seeing that Gang Qi flying towards Yi Feiyang's legs, Yi Xian and his wife could only watch and watch as the Gang Qi slashed into Yi Feiyang's legs.

Yi Xian and his wife wanted to make a move, but they didn't dare to make a move. Once Lu Dongbin is annoyed, it is not Yi Feiyang who is disabled, but their family.

"Ahh

The gang qi accurately slashed at Yi Feiyang's legs, and Yi Feiyang immediately let out a pig-killing howl. Yi Xian and his wife saw their son's painful expression, and their hearts were bleeding.

And some of the cheering immortals pretended that I didn't see or hear, and some of them looked gloating, thinking that it wasn't you who provoked Lu Zhenren, and Lao Tzu shouldn't pretend to be a grandson here, you deserve it.

"Oh, by the way, I said I'm going to throw you into a pit to show you what it's like to be disgusting. Lu Dongbin patted his head and said.

"You guys, throw this guy in the toilet and let him taste Xiang. Lu Dongbin pointed to the cheering earth immortals and ordered.

Even if they borrowed ten courage from the earth immortals, they didn't dare to disobey Lu Dongbin's order, and immediately stepped forward to lift Yi Feiyang.

"Lu Zhenren, what is Xiang?" one of the earth immortals asked puzzledly, and the other earth immortals also looked at Lu Dongbin with a confused expression, eager to know the answer.

Lu Dongbin said: "Xiang is what you excrete. ”

The earth immortals looked suddenly enlightened, and hurriedly said to Lu Dongbin: "Thank you Lu Zhenren for solving your doubts." ”

I've seen shameless people, Shao Yitian hasn't seen shameless immortals, but today I saw them. Your sister, explain to you what Xiang means, it looks like she has benefited a lot, and it looks like she has studied for ten years, which is too shameless.

"No, no, I'm a person who loves to teach others. Lu Dongbin waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and do something." ”

"Okay, okay. The earth immortals nodded hurriedly, and then carried Yi Feiyang to the bathroom.

Yi Xian and his wife watched their son being carried into the bathroom by his good buddies on weekdays to eat Xiang, which was even more uncomfortable than eating Xiang themselves.

"Dad, mother, help...... Yi Feiyang shouted loudly, asking him to eat Xiang, which was even more uncomfortable than letting him die.

"It's noisy, shut him up. Lu Dongbin said.

"Okay, Lu Zhenren. The earth immortals immediately agreed, and then directly made Yi Feiyang mute.

After about a minute, the earth immortals came out of the bathroom.

"Lu Zhenren, we have completed the things you told us. The earth immortals immediately returned to Lu Dongbin.

"Well, did you make him feel disgusting?" Lu Dongbin asked.

"Don't worry, Lu Zhenren, he definitely tasted it, and we fed him a big bowl of Xiang. One of the earth immortals hurriedly said, hoping to get Lu Dongbin's praise.

"Yes, commendable. Lu Dongbin patted the other party's shoulder to express his appreciation.

After getting Lu Dongbin's praise, the other party was like drinking a few catties of old white dry, his face was flushed, and he was excited.

"Brother Xiao Shao, let's eat, the baby is starving. Lu Dongbin touched his stomach, called Shao Yitian and left.