Chapter 172 - The fat man's defense is high

Lazy...... This thing is also one of the root of all evil, don't you see that Catholicism still classifies this thing as one of the seven original sins of mankind, which shows that human beings have been fighting against lazy cancer since ancient times. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It can be said that such a huge development of human beings so far is basically due to laziness.

Too lazy to walk, so the car was invented.

Too lazy to travel far and wide to spread the word to people, so the letter was invented; Too lazy to trouble the postman every time, he invented the telegraph; I was too lazy to press the telegraph for a long time, so I invented the telephone; I was too lazy to go home to make a phone call every time, so I invented the mobile phone; I was too lazy to run to the electric socket to charge my phone, so I invented wireless charging.

Maybe I won't be too lazy to pick up the express in the future, so I will directly study the transmission technology...... That's a real joy to see.

The above ↑ This is just a small part of the human development route, like other computers, excavators, TV remote controls, automatic doors, fast food, takeaways...... It's all because of laziness, in today's society, to put it bluntly, people who are not lazy collect money to serve lazy people.

And if the lazy person has no money...... Then hehe, just don't bother to live and count the ball.

Tang Yuan has always felt that he has become a little lazy since he was discharged from the army, often paralyzed on the sofa at home all day long, holding a mobile phone to live a day, sometimes he is too lazy to eat, directly put a bunch of snacks on the coffee table next to him, or simply order a takeout online - takeaway often let the takeaway brother put it directly at the door, and it took a long time before he reluctantly scolded and sat up from the sofa, at that time, the food outside the door was already cold, thanks to this guy's good health, and he didn't have a stomachache after eating cold things.

Now that he thinks about it, it seems like it was still yesterday, Tang Yuan really wants to live the kind of life he used to have, but now he has a reason not to be lazy...... A lot.

But that doesn't stop him from saying the following ↓

"Damn, this is really lazy, I'm too lazy to say anything......"

I was too lazy to take a bath, so I simply put on a pair of boxer pants and soaked in the water, and the faucet next to me was always on to change the water in the pool - local tyrant, if you calculate the water bill this month, I am afraid that you can directly vent the students who lack water in Africa.

Too lazy to eat, this guy relied on himself to soak in water and directly evolved photosynthesis, and he could live by basking in the sun...... Tang Yuan always felt as if he had heard this setting somewhere not long ago...... Oh yes, Dryads!

In fact, if you have a void will, you won't die even if you don't eat, right?

Solving the problem of eating, then what else can make people unable to live? To put it bluntly, people don't live just to eat, and vice versa, eating is to live.

So this thing...... Ahem, so this guy has no desire after solving the problem of eating, and when Tang Yuan came over with his own son, he saw this guy floating motionless in the pool...... Looking at the bloated body again, I don't know that I thought that someone had been drowned in the pool for a long time, and the body was directly blistered.

"Is this the thing?" Tang Yuan looked at the dead fat man floating in the pool and asked.

"That's right, that's it, I used to be just too lazy to manage my own void, and I went to travel in other people's voids, but I don't know when I started to get lazier and lazier, and I didn't even bother to travel, and now I only know how to stay in my own void and comprehend the highest state of laziness." Tang Yuan said and walked over.

"Hey! Feed! Thin and diligent! Do you hear that!? Thin and diligent!! She shouted at the edge of the pool and into the pool.

The dead fat man floated on the surface of the water and did not react.

So Tang Yuan looked at it and said to his own mother: "Mom, I'm afraid this thing isn't a dead ball, right?" ”

"No, if you die, this void will be finished." Tang Yuan shook his head, "I should have heard me call him, but I didn't bother to reply." ”

"Holy." A clear spring flowed from Tang Yuan's brain, probably in a cold sweat, "How lazy does this have to be?" Are you sleeping? ”

"Impossible!" My mother shook her head with a serious face, "It's impossible to sleep at all!" Because he's too lazy to sleep! ”

"That's in a daze."

"It's impossible, this thing is too lazy to send it in a daze."

"And what is he doing!?" Tang Yuan was not calm, "Give up thinking!" ”

The mother nodded, looking at her son with a look of relief: "That's right, if you have to say it, the thing floating in the pool now is actually a corpse that is not dead yet...... That thing was too lazy to think, so he gave up thinking a long time ago. ”

Tang Yuan's face collapsed: "Mom!! So what are we going to do here!? ”

"It's simple......"

Saying that, Tang Yuan turned around on the spot, and with the special effects like a magical girl's transformation, the tight windbreaker on her body instantly turned into a swimsuit...... Strictly speaking, it is dead reservoir water, which is the kind of swimming lessons in those schools...... Relatively conservative but inexplicably inexplicable - the guys who find it inexplicable generally have seen too many things that they shouldn't see.

"Come on! This is the old lady's starry explosion hidden super nirvana - the heel of heaven and earth!! ”

So Tang Yuan watched his own mother spiral into heaven...... Flying into the sky, there was almost a small black dot left, and then it instantly accelerated and fell, how fast was that? It probably exceeded the speed of light, because Tang Yuan could see it clearly, when his own mother fell from the sky, there were dark spatial cracks behind her......

So the power that seemed to be able to destroy the world was all compressed by Tang Yuan on his right foot, and the whole person quickly descended from the sky in the posture of a golden rooster independent, targeting the belly of the dead fat man floating in the middle of the pool.

Tang Yuan probably guessed what was about to happen, turned around to face the wall with a sad face, lit three cigarettes and stuffed them into his mouth.

I heard a loud sound like a star exploding behind me, accompanied by a deep tenor: "Voldmaria!!" ”

I think I want to say "my mom...... Right?

Speaking of, who is the mother of the Void Will? Chaos?

Turning his head again, Tang Yuan watched his own mother swimming happily in the pool, and there was a fat man who looked half-dead floating next to him, and he was screaming "ouch yo" at this time.

"Foot Control Benefits...... Right? Tang Yuan swam half a circle in the pool, and then flew up and kicked the fat man to the shore, "You should have heard me call you just now, but you didn't bother to reply, right?" ”

The fat man squirmed for a long time, and finally turned over and lay on the ground, a set of tank tops and shorts flip-flops appeared on his body, and then he maintained this five-body posture and said: "Sister, I was wrong." ”

Tang Yuan also climbed up from the pool, his body changed into the previous white windbreaker again, and he raised his right foot wearing hard leather boots and stepped on the butt of this goods: "Go and call someone, and gather outside the void of my house when the time comes...... Don't ask me why, I'm too lazy to tell you. ”

"Yes, yes, I'll go right away, big sister." The fat man trembled and promised, "Don't hit me, I'll go ...... right away"

"Uh-huh."

So the fat man pulled a door out of the ground, pulled it open, rolled a carp, and slipped in.

Tang Yuan looked at his mother expressionlessly: "Aren't you afraid that you will be lazy outside?" ”

"He didn't dare." Tang Yuan crossed his waist and said proudly, "As far as his guts, if he dares to be lazy outside, I will dare to kick his ass into a hollow heart shape." ”

“……”

Then again, the name of this fat man seems to be - diligent and thin? What a good name.

[To be continued]