Chapter 1: My Sassy Girlfriend
"Ahh There was an exclamation, followed by two sounds of falling to the ground. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Cheng Nuo stood firm.
Falling in front of his eyes were a young man and a woman. The woman's eyes were closed, exuding a strong smell of alcohol, which was originally carried by the man, but now she was dropped on the ground and didn't wake up, obviously she had drunk too much.
The man seemed to be quite conscious, but as if he had been frightened by the way he had appeared, he fell to the ground, stammering at himself in horror...... Whoever suddenly appears out of thin air in front of his eyes has to be afraid.
Cheng Nuo's heart sank suddenly, this is obviously not the place of "Journey to the West". Whether it's the outfits of these two people, or the neon talk around them, it says a lot about it.
… Could it be Shanghai, where Gu Xiaomeng is located?
“& %¥#%#%......" The man who fell fell threw out a string of words that Cheng Nuo didn't understand.
… Stick Country!
Don't look at what this guy said, Cheng Nuo didn't understand, but it was easy to tell the difference between Smecta who was following behind.
Cheng Nuo turned his eyes around, although he had never been to South Korea, the words on this neon sign also clearly indicated the race to which it belonged.
The last trace of luck in Cheng Nuo's heart was gone. Obviously, in the confined space where he stayed before, there was no such thing as returning the six doors the same way.
… If you leave that confined space, you still need to judge beforehand.
Cheng Nuo was reassured that in program development, the value of error verification is also very high. Of course, if you want to continue to explore the secrets of the sealed space, you have to go out of this place where I don't know what kind of movie it is.
Cheng Nuo exhaled and turned to the man, and was about to ask about the situation in English, but he happened to see him take out his mobile phone and was about to dial something.
Cheng Nuo subconsciously stepped forward and snatched the phone.
“%#%%& %¥#......" The man who fell raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender.
"You..." Cheng Nuo was just about to speak, when a sudden gust of wind sounded behind his head.
Without the sudden sense of danger in his mind, Cheng Nuo, who was already a long-tested person, could also judge that a wooden stick with the thickness of a table leg was hitting him.
Of course, Cheng Nuo is not an ordinary person, his body is only slightly on the side when the wooden stick is about to be next to him, the other party is obviously not an expert, he lost his balance first by Cheng Nuo's flash, and the whole person fell forward after grazing Cheng Nuo, Cheng Nuo could even see the unbelievable gaze jumping in his eyes when he "passed" himself.
“%#%& %¥#%#%& %¥#......" The man behind him, who looked to be middle-aged, let out an unknown cry at Cheng Nuo.
"Ding!" The familiar vulnerability scanning window pops up again.
"There is a trick to successfully steal the show, ready to execute the vulnerability scanning program, please wait..."
Cheng Nuo perked up and looked at the middle-aged man in front of him who had been suspended from all his movements, this stick is definitely worth changing a loophole. Judging from past experience, there are good and bad giveaways, but the loopholes are basically good. The thirteenth aunt's magnesium lamp, the priest's umbrella, Yan Zhendong's iron cloth shirt, Niu Xiangxiang's shapeshift, and the bull demon king's nose ring, etc., have all made great contributions to their great cause.
… What will it be this time?
"The vulnerability scanner is ready, start scanning..."
"Tick!" The progress bar is full.
The female voice of the electronic synthesis sounded: "The search is complete, and the vulnerability has been found!" ”
A white light came out of the window and directly hit the middle-aged man's body... Speaking of which, this is the latest trip of the white light... When the white light retracted, there was an additional UFO-like item in the window.
Cheng Nuo's eyes widened... That's right, it's a flying saucer!
… This man is actually an alien?
"Bug Item: Man from the Future."
"Vulnerability Description: Bringing Disaster to the Future."
"How to use: Disaster automatically triggered."
"Precautions: The time of occurrence of disasters is uncertain, the type of disasters is uncertain, and the intensity of disasters is uncertain, which is the consequence of disrupting time and space."
… Sure enough, something will go wrong here in the country of sticks. Otherwise, how could this problem come out of a bug that has always performed well? Bring disaster! Whatever the mission, this disaster is obviously additive.
The window dissipates.
Cheng Nuo looked at the middle-aged man who was about to slide past his eyes... I thought he was an alien, but it turned out to be a person who came back from the future, but I don't know what he came back for? However, it doesn't matter what you're doing when you come back, but why should I be blamed for this time-rampling offense?
By mistake, the middle-aged man's eyes suddenly erupted into extreme horror.
… Now that you know you're scared? Why don't you think about it before you mess with the plane? … What are you afraid of? I'm responsible for the consequences, okay?
The middle-aged man fell on top of the young man just now.
Cheng Nuo looked at it casually, and suddenly his eyes widened, the middle-aged man and the young man were actually merging, cough, don't think elsewhere, the bodies of these two people seemed to be liquefied, wrapped in the mold of the three-dimensional human body, Cheng Nuo watched the middle-aged man's head plunge into the young man's chest, and the young man's hand pressed into the middle-aged man's back.
Both men seemed to be screaming, but no sound came out.
Time and space distorted, and the middle-aged man and the young man made a soft "snap" and disappeared completely. Only the clothes and belongings of the two men were left.
… People from the future are indeed cruel. Fortunately, I just dodged and didn't touch him.
Cheng Nuo touched his body a little scared, and was suddenly stunned. Immediately, I understood why the young man had a nervous expression when he first saw him.
For a person walking with his head down, the sudden appearance of a person in front of him is just a startle, but the appearance of a naked person is a bigger problem, this kind of person is a pervert at first glance.
Uh, that's right, Cheng Nuo didn't have time to put on his clothes after he had a super friendship relationship with Qingxia, but he was locked up in that sealed space, and he only cared about analyzing the situation there, and didn't pay attention to this little section until he got here.
A cool breeze blew, and Cheng Nuo hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover the vital point. Looking left and right, fortunately there was no one else in the alley, except for the drunken woman who was still lying on the ground and had not woken up.
Cheng Nuo reached out and picked up the clothes of the young man who looked about the same size as himself from the ground and put them on, and put away the wallets, mobile phones and other things of the two of them in case they needed it urgently.
Cheng Nuo looked at the drunk woman again, to be honest, he didn't want to have anything to do with this woman, after all, her boyfriend's disappearance couldn't be explained. But her boyfriend's disappearance has something to do with her after all, and she doesn't know what will happen if she is left alone here.
A phone rang from the woman's bag, Cheng Nuo thought about it for a while, and decided to answer it for her, if the other party could understand English, he would explain the woman's situation, and he would do his best.
Cheng Nuo walked to the woman's side, took out the phone from his bag, and was about to open it, when the woman waved her hand on Cheng Nuo's arm with a drunken bow, and muttered: "X#¥%#¥& ¥C#¥@*%¥A#%X#¥&。 ”
"Ding!" As soon as the woman's voice fell, a window popped up in front of Cheng Nuo's eyes.
A line of big characters appeared in front of Cheng Nuo's eyes, bold, bold and No. 32! Synchronously resounded between the unemotional synthesizers:
"Fulfill Song Myung-hee's wish: X#¥%#¥& ¥C#¥@*%¥A#%X#¥&。 ”