Chapter 284: A Very Reasonable Extrapolation
For Zhang Xiaowang's shock...... At least in the lizardman's eyes, Zhang Xiaowang's expression of almost hitting his feet was shocked, and the lizardman didn't feel strange at all, but showed a face - "What's the matter, I know you don't know, the shocking insider, right?" 's expression. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"How did you come to this conclusion?" Zhang Xiaowang stammered a little when he spoke, "At most, they are comrades-in-arms and brothers, how did they become the love of their lives?" ”
The lizard man pursed his lips: "If you don't understand, I'm absolutely inside information, if it weren't for everyone's colleagues, I wouldn't have told you." ”
Zhang Xiaowang forcibly pressed the 100,000 alpacas that were crazy in his heart: "Then please tell me more carefully?" ”
The lizard man smiled proudly: "On the Virgo that day, Jessica, who spoke on behalf of the girl, once said - those who dare to send women will be blocked!" ”
"So what? Just because of this, can you conclude that the other party is doing the base? ”
"No, no, no, when a master speaks, you have to analyze the meaning behind it. Let me ask you, what fun is left in our high-risk work of pinning our heads to the waistband of our trousers, and we can't go back to our original civilization and pretend to be slapped in the face? ”
"To other civilizations pretending to be forced to slap in the face?"
"Phew! For those mortal civilizations, we are god-like beings, and gods pretend to be mortals, so what's the fun of that? Like, would you pretend to be a swarm of ants? ”
"Probably not......"
"That's right, so the few fun we have is nothing more than the word food, to put it bluntly, you can eat whatever you want, and you can sleep with whoever you want......"
Zhang Xiaowang frowned: "Isn't that sleeping ant also weird and disgusting......"
The lizardman's face changed: "It's easy for you to chat like this without friends, I'm just making an analogy, what are you more real!" ”
"Yes, yes, you continue, you continue."
The lizard man gave him a blank look, straightened out his thoughts, and continued: "So, which colleague don't you see is a group of three wives and four concubines and maids...... But this Zhang Juzuo is the only exception! After a year in the company or single, can you believe this? ”
Zhang Xiaowang weakly explained: "Maybe he doesn't like the stallion harem flow and wants to take a fresh route." ”
"Phew!" The lizard man spat at him with his leaky mouth, "Don't like it?" It's true that he doesn't like it, but the correct answer is that he doesn't like women...... You see, his chief military officer, Uloran, is a female ghost! Energy Creatures! Can't XXOO...... at all"
What did Zhang Xiaowang find: "Wait, how do you know that energy creatures can't XXOO?" ”
The lizard man was also stunned, and only after a while did he say, "Where do I know where to go...... Isn't this just a guess, to XXOO, first of all, the equipment has to be matched, the energy creature doesn't have that equipment at all, how to come? Is it by the mind? Hey, hey, hey, if you still don't listen, if you pout me like this, we won't be able to continue this conversation! ”
"I'll shut up, I'll shut up, you go on."
The lizard man gave him another blank look, and rearranged his thoughts again: "Where did you come from...... Ah, by the way, after talking about Uloran, let's talk about Jessica, the head of administration, have you seen it? According to the aesthetics of the race, Jessica's face is really amazing! I've never seen a human race grow such a face, and it's no ......exaggeration to describe it as unprecedented."
It sighed, "It's a pity, this unprecedented is really unprecedented...... There's space ahead...... So, don't you think it's weird? The two women under Zhang Juzuo's command both lack a certain gender equipment, which shows that he doesn't like certain characteristics of women very much! ”
Speaking of this, the lizard man was already colorful, as if he had seen it with his own eyes: "If you think about it carefully, it is not normal to publicly declare that you will not accept women, and the women under your command are not normal, and they are with a male half-bear man all day long...... That's day and night, with ears and temples grinding you and me...... Gee...... The big guys really don't take the usual path...... Hey? Why are you squatting on the ground and drawing circles? ”
Zhang Xiaowang glanced at it resentfully: "It's nothing, just curse someone ......"
At this time, the lizard man suddenly found that the terminal of the space-time bureau between the two sides seemed to be chatting hotly, and couldn't help but slap it over: "It's flirtatious again!" You still can't do it! ”
Its terminal said aggrievedly, "Aren't I helping you deal with the big guys?" ”
"What big shot?"
"Talking nonsense with you, it's Zhang Xiaowang, Zhang Juzao! If you stammer him, I'll stammer his space-time bureau terminal by the way, by the way, it has a nice name - secretary machine...... It's not like me, what is it called a little flower......"
The lizard man looked at Zhang Xiaowang who was squatting on the ground and drawing a circle in a dumbfounded manner: "Zhang ...... Zhang Zhang Zhang Bureau? Suddenly turned around and jerked at Xiaohua'er, "You're going to die!" Don't tell me sooner! ”
Xiaohua replied in the storm: "The secretary won't let me say it......"
The wild laughter of the secretary machine rushed to the sky on the street: "Hahahaha! Come, Lord Simon! You are the love of the master's life, come and fight with the master's ears and temples! ”
The crowd queuing around suddenly became agitated, and the lizardman's long voice successfully attracted everyone's attention, and the earth-shattering voice of the secretary machine dragged the attention of the entire street.
"Isn't that Zhang Juza!" There are many people, so it is inevitable that there will be someone who knows what Zhang Xiaowang looks like.
In an instant, the recognition rays of countless space-time bureau terminals were like a large net covering Zhang Xiaowang inside......
The next moment, there was a 'boom' on the street, and all kinds of creatures swarmed up and surrounded Zhang Xiaowangtuan.
"Zhang Ju, shake hands! Earth etiquette I just learned! ”
"You see, this is my selection of local snow-haired savages, absolutely pure and fierce...... Hey, who's kicking me! ”
"Slave and maid, please say goodbye to your lordship, don't look at me as a woman...... But I look like a man! ”
"Zhang Juzuo, Zhang Juzuo, Fire Donkey Whip! Absolute tonic, rare to see in a hundred years, pure natural and pollution-free! ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Ladies and gentlemen!! The roar of loudspeakers resounded over the city like thunder.
"Order, order! Please line up civilly, please cooperate with our work! ”
Looking at the ground, Zhang Xiaowang had already flashed out of the crowd, and there was no ......
Planet Four, a man-made city......
In fact, the name man-made city is really strange, is there still a city made by nature?
Zhang Xiaowang rushed straight to the Zhi Brain Center, which was the permanent place of Ah Gong, and the guards along the way didn't dare to stop him when they saw it, but just secretly passed it in. Therefore, only halfway through, Ah Gong greeted him excitedly: "Brother Wang, why did you come to see me?" Ah, I see...... There must be something to do with Ah Kong, right? ”
Zhang Xiaowang went over and grabbed her shoulder: "No!" Let's not talk about work today, my brother will take you shopping! ”
Ah Gong jumped up happily, hooked Zhang Xiaowang's neck with both hands, wrapped his legs around his waist, and clinged to him like a sloth: "Okay, okay, I heard that the Seven Star Capital is lively now, is Brother Wang going to take me there?" ”
Zhang Xiaowang nodded heavily: "Yes!" But you don't seem to be enough......"
Ah Gong blinked: "Are you going to call Sister Jessica?" She is now on Star Five, and will probably return to her home planet in the afternoon. ”
"Don't look for her!" Zhang Xiaowang opened the communication group angrily, "Alu, immediately select twenty female soldiers from the rebel army for me to form a salute team!" It doesn't matter what you look like, the key is that it must be 'big', understand? ”
"A concubine? Accept your sister...... Is your sister okay too? Shut up! Do as ordered! It's a diplomatic priority, and it must be taken seriously! ”