Chapter 31: The Sword of Family Planning
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Hearing the content of the sword's self-talk, Shi Yuzhu's face suddenly turned red, and he was feeling embarrassed. Someone behind her suddenly said, "It's so depressed, after all, it is to save you, you go and comfort it." ”
Shi Yuzhu was taken aback and turned around, and when she saw the strange Yuanzhu master, she was already standing behind her at some point. It's just that when she looked directly at the bald master's face, her first thought was, "He was born like this... Young, and... And... It looks so good. Lu Yuan's face seemed to have demonic power, and his gaze was firmly sucked. She was stunned for a while, and then she noticed that Master Yuanzhu's eyes were on the sword, and she didn't even look at her, and she suddenly felt very disappointed in her heart.
"I, how can I comfort it?" Shi Yuzhu asked. She hurriedly lowered her gaze and didn't dare to look more. Staring at that demonic face, Shi Yuzhu always felt out of breath, her heart was pounding, and she couldn't even finish her words.
"Just talk to it. Of course, if you are willing to hold it in your arms, it will probably faint with joy. The monk said in an unsalted tone, and by the way, his eyes swept over her chest. Shaking his head secretly. At such an airport, Nan Ming is really a junior brother. "By the way, you practice with half of the old nuns. Do you know how to recite Buddhist scriptures? It's okay to recite the sutra to it, after all, it's a Buddhist sword. ”
"What?" Shi Yuzhu was shocked! This "mighty" Ciyun Temple's broken mouth and poisonous tongue sword is actually a Buddha sword?! "Hehe~ I must have heard it wrong."
Lu Yuan's eyes glanced faintly, "You don't believe it?" It is not only a Buddhist sword, but also the first flying sword of Buddhism! Nanming, show your original form to Miss Yuzhu. When Nan Ming heard this, he immediately rolled over. The body of flame and rainbow appeared, just like the legendary Nanming is no different from fire! After all, Shi Yuzhu was born in Buddhism, and he has also seen a record of this first flying sword in Buddhism. I have also drooled - now I see it with my own eyes, hold it with my own hands, and I suspect that it is in a dream!
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When whispering in the middle of the night.
Accompanied by Shi Yuzhu, Nanming was suddenly resurrected on the spot full of blood and demons. It was beautifully held in the hand by Shi Yuzhu. The words don't stop. From time to time, Shi Yuzhu chuckled in a low voice. Hearing that the beauty was happy, Nan Mingli took out all his skills from the fire sword, saying that he would learn to sing and play, even if he was pretending to be a clown, he was willing. But I didn't notice that the beautiful woman always unconsciously guided the topic to Master Yuanzhu, and a pair of beautiful eyes also secretly looked over there.
Although Nan Mingli Huojian, the first brother, did not have much scheming, the implicit attribute of same-sex repulsion still played a role, making him subconsciously belittle Lu Yuan first. unconsciously lowered Lao Lu's score a lot. Lu Yuanduan sat behind the desk and studied the Shangqing Immortal Technique, no matter how Nan Ming stepped on him, he didn't hear it. Let Shi Yuzhu's wonderful eyes swirl around him.
It's useless for you to covet your brother, brother's nickname is "Initial D"! The first thing I hate the most in my life is the airport - brackets, except for Lori and expired Lori, the brackets are complete.
After experiencing the excitement for most of the day, the little girl Yungui had already been comforted by Lu Yuan, yawning and going to sleep. After all, her five senses have just opened, and she still needs to sleep and practice more to adapt. Clutch Wuyun Gui turned into a beautiful black jade ring and wore it on Lu Yuan's left hand. Lu Yuan's right hand wore a wrench made of the Scepter of Safuras, and the artifact was domineering, and the other fingers could only be empty.
Nan Ming continued to bluff over there. "You ask my eldest if there is a Taoist couple? You're talking about concubines, right? Yes, how could he not be a flower monk like him! It is said that he raised four oirans in Chengdu Mansion alone, and he had to go into the city every week to cultivate the land, and he left countless illegitimate children on the Songshan side! What does it mean to plough the land, you don't understand? You don't understand what the week means? Seven times a Sunday, you'll understand. Roar~
There is also a jade ...... that lives in seclusion in the peach blossom forest in Xiling"
"Ahem!" Lu Yuan suddenly put his hand to his mouth and coughed heavily, and Nan Ming immediately shut up.
It knew it had just said hi, and it almost touched the boss's scales. Generally speaking, he arranges Lu Yuan at will, and it doesn't matter how dirty he is. Because Lu Yuan doesn't care - he doesn't care about the image in the eyes of others, and he doesn't care what Shi Yuzhu thinks. But it's a different story if the choreography involves people close to him.
At this time, the bang of the third watch rang.
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Shi Yuzhu was embarrassed by the topic just now, and intuitively felt that the so-called "four oirans" must be fake, and "a large number of illegitimate children" was even more fake, but the eight achievements of the "Jade ...... of Xiling Peach Blossom Forest" that Nan Ming didn't finish talking about were real! For a while, I was a little disappointed. In fact, it was Nan Mingli Fire Sword who really saved her, and Nan Ming was the person she should be most grateful to.
But human nature always subconsciously attributes the credit of the sword to the master. What's more, Lu Yuan's current appearance ...... It always makes people feel the urge to pour sulfuric acid.
When her mind was confused, she suddenly saw Master Yuanzhu put a strange thing on her face and cover her mouth and nose tightly! Although I don't know the specific purpose of that thing, looking at the parts it covers, I can guess that it is a magic weapon to protect against poisonous gas! Shi Yuzhu immediately looked left and right in a panic, wondering why Lu Yuan suddenly put on a mask, could it be that the poisonous smoke could not come in from somewhere?
She had just been charmed by the incense once, and it was when she was a frightened bird. Then she saw that after Lu Yuan put on the two-in-one breathing mask of poison filtration and ventilator, he took out a wrist-thick incense from the space and set it on fire. picked up the Taiyi Qingning fan that was obtained from the treasure of Lianshan, and fanned it like a happy child! After all, it is one of the four treasures of Lianshan, and with the power of the fan, the incense instantly releases a large cloud of smoke.
Shi Yuzhu immediately cried - Master, I don't care if you want to release poison, but can you give me the thing you wear on your face as well? I can't bear the little woman! As if guessing her thoughts, Lu Yuan's eyes glanced at this side lightly, and said, "Don't worry, this incense is beneficial and harmless to women." After two days, you will feel that your skin is plump and refreshed, and it also has the effect of breast enlargement...... bar. ”
Don't "let's go"! Shi Yuzhu's mood is called a ups and downs, I want to believe but I can't believe it, I want to deny it and I have a little expectation. In the end, he could only ask tentatively, "Master Yuanzhu, I don't know what the specific effect of your poisonous incense is......"
"What poisonous incense!" Lu Yuan interrupted her words in an unkind tone, "This is a sword technique!" Have you heard of my Three Swords to ward off evil spirits? Shi Yuzhu nodded, Lu Yuan's "Three Swords to Ward Off Evil Spirits" passed through the mouth of the abbot of Zhitong, and his prestige had spread throughout the temple, and Shi Yuzhu naturally heard about it. "This is the third sword, family planning!"
After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he made a gesture that I would no longer explain. Nan Ming nodded again and again as if holding stinky feet from the fire. "That's right, it's the family planning of the Three Swords to ward off evil spirits!"
"Yes...... Where's the sword?! Shi Yuzhu asked suspiciously.
"Who said you have to use a sword? Everything in the world can be a sword! Nan Ming said proudly.
"What about sword moves?! If there is no sword, where is the sword move? All I saw was poisonous incense. Shi Yuzhu simply couldn't understand it.
"Who said you have to have a sword move?" Nan Ming began to think that this woman was small-breasted and brainless.
"Then why are you called the Three Swords of Evil Spirits!! Shi Yuzhu was going crazy. Especially when he saw the white smoke emitted by the letter incense, he was waved out of the window by Lu Yuan, but he also smoked a lot!
"Alas~" Lu Yuan and Nan Ming shook their heads together, this woman was so stupid that she couldn't be saved.
The main ingredient of incense is an aromatic agent developed for chemical castration in the 26th century.
Because it is rich in a large amount of easily absorbed estrogen - after a woman's smell, her skin is shiny, her lips are red and her teeth are white; Men can also enlarge their breasts and fat buttocks when they smell it, and their skin is delicate. There are some side effects such as not lifting, not lifting, and not lifting, etc., and the unimportant things are also said three times. After a long time, there is still a chance to change the camp...... There is no more effective method of family planning than same-sex love.
Since these bastards can't control their lower bodies, let Lao Lu and I do it for the sky. Lu Yuan glanced at it with a sneer...... As for the little monk who sneaked into the Tzu Yun Temple invisibly in the distance, the disciple of Kutoutuo laughed at the monk......
Hehe, the people in Emei crashed into it by themselves, it's about me!
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PS: I will continue to double watch today, ask for a monthly pass, dear!
PS2: Recently, there are a lot of sensitive words, I will revise those words when I see them blocked after the chapter is released, and you can brush it in a few minutes. (To be continued.) )